EVE Search - A Slightly Different Approach To Customer Support :D

All Channels

Crime and Punishment

A Slightly Different Approach To Customer Support :D

» Click here to find additional results for this topic using Google

Monitor this thread via RSS [?]

Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 :: one page
Author	Thread Statistics \| Show CCP posts - 3 post(s)
Verone	Posted - 2005.07.31 22:59:00 - [91] Originally by: Trina Tron Id let you arest me any day of the week ikvar. Verone hands Ikvar his coat. MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!*
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.31 23:43:00 - [92] [ 2005.07.31 23:36:11 ] VenenosaSedutora > Tell me my first real name? [ 2005.07.31 23:36:12 ] Ikvar > I don't have any access to any of that, like I said I'm not an Employee of CCP [ 2005.07.31 23:36:23 ] Ikvar > I just work as an officer of the law in EVE [ 2005.07.31 23:36:51 ] Ikvar > If you don't want our protection that's fine Ma'am, you'll just have to watch out for Verone [ 2005.07.31 23:36:55 ] VenenosaSedutora > So, if you're not, I can't trust you. And if you're an officer of the law in EVE, I guess you have another char with a very high sec level. [ 2005.07.31 23:37:01 ] VenenosaSedutora > Could you contact me with that char? [ 2005.07.31 23:37:07 ] Ikvar > This is my main Char [ 2005.07.31 23:37:14 ] Ikvar > Like I said, I'm undercover [ 2005.07.31 23:37:55 ] VenenosaSedutora > So, what I can tell you is: Many thanks for your help when Verone destroyed my ship, farewell and good bye. [ 2005.07.31 23:38:36 ] Ikvar > I'm sorry you feel this way Ma'am [ 2005.07.31 23:38:41 ] VenenosaSedutora > I hope you understand my position [ 2005.07.31 23:38:42 ] Ikvar > But before you go may I show you something? [ 2005.07.31 23:38:53 ] VenenosaSedutora > Yes. [ 2005.07.31 23:39:04 ] Ikvar > Go here in your normal out of game browser [ 2005.07.31 23:39:12 ] Ikvar > You may want to read this thread on the EVE forums: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=207359 [ 2005.07.31 23:39:27 ] Ikvar > Sorry mate, you've been the centre of a rather large joke :P [ 2005.07.31 23:39:54 ] VenenosaSedutora > lolz [ 2005.07.31 23:40:04 ] VenenosaSedutora > I must knew it. [ 2005.07.31 23:40:10 ] VenenosaSedutora > Could you give some more cash? [ 2005.07.31 23:40:14 ] Ikvar > And I'm glad you didn't tell your CEO, he would have told you. He should know me 'cos I killed him before :) [ 2005.07.31 23:40:16 ] Ikvar > No sorry :P [ 2005.07.31 23:40:28 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'll be glad to make you laugh more. [ 2005.07.31 23:40:42 ] Ikvar > Nah, it's run it's course :0 [ 2005.07.31 23:40:44 ] Ikvar > Thanks :) __________________
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.31 23:43:00 - [93] --------------------------------------------------------------- Channel ID: 2101584815 Channel Name: Private Chat (alone) Listener: Ikvar Session started: 2005.07.31 23:23:12 --------------------------------------------------------------- [ 2005.07.31 23:23:27 ] VenenosaSedutora > Hello! [ 2005.07.31 23:23:28 ] Ikvar > Hello Ms. Venenosa [ 2005.07.31 23:23:41 ] Ikvar > I have a few things to say to you [ 2005.07.31 23:23:42 ] VenenosaSedutora > How are you doing? [ 2005.07.31 23:24:11 ] Ikvar > First of all I am required to inform you I'm not actually an Employee of CCP, I'm just one of many law firms here in EVE [ 2005.07.31 23:24:37 ] Ikvar > But obviously I'm still a member of the Concord Coproration and am an officer of the law [ 2005.07.31 23:24:49 ] VenenosaSedutora > Of course. [ 2005.07.31 23:24:52 ] Ikvar > Now, I'm afraid I have some bad news ms Venenosa. [ 2005.07.31 23:25:14 ] VenenosaSedutora > What? [ 2005.07.31 23:25:50 ] Ikvar > As of 14:32 today Mr. Verone escaped from the Maximum Security Passari Peenor Colony, stole a CONCORD owned Zealot Heavy Assault Cruiser and dissapeared [ 2005.07.31 23:25:59 ] Ikvar > We are afraid he may be after you for revenge Ma'am [ 2005.07.31 23:26:11 ] VenenosaSedutora > That's bad, right? [ 2005.07.31 23:26:21 ] Ikvar > We believe he may be out to kill you. [ 2005.07.31 23:26:37 ] Ikvar > After all, you did have him put away for 8 years. [ 2005.07.31 23:27:01 ] VenenosaSedutora > He made it to himself, he shoot me. [ 2005.07.31 23:27:01 ] Ikvar > Now, there are several things we can do to help you, I assume you want CONCORD's help in this matter yes? [ 2005.07.31 23:27:10 ] VenenosaSedutora > Yes. [ 2005.07.31 23:27:57 ] Ikvar > First of all, we would like to place you under Witness Protection. [ 2005.07.31 23:28:27 ] Ikvar > We can change your identity, give you a new life, a new start [ 2005.07.31 23:28:30 ] Ikvar > You'd be safe [ 2005.07.31 23:28:33 ] Ikvar > How does that sound/ [ 2005.07.31 23:28:50 ] VenenosaSedutora > That'd be great. [ 2005.07.31 23:29:08 ] VenenosaSedutora > Only my face and name changing is ok, thanks. [ 2005.07.31 23:29:14 ] Ikvar > Also [ 2005.07.31 23:29:32 ] Ikvar > You are in grave danger at the moment, what system are you in? [ 2005.07.31 23:29:51 ] VenenosaSedutora > Well, that sounds strange to me. [ 2005.07.31 23:30:03 ] Ikvar > Why? [ 2005.07.31 23:30:25 ] VenenosaSedutora > Could you talk to the CEO of my corp, he's more experienced than me, he'll know how to handle this situation, is that fine? [ 2005.07.31 23:30:35 ] Ikvar > There's no time Ma'am [ 2005.07.31 23:30:44 ] VenenosaSedutora > I guess there is. [ 2005.07.31 23:30:46 ] Ikvar > We need to get you to a safe house quick as we can [ 2005.07.31 23:31:14 ] VenenosaSedutora > Could you talk to him or not? If you don't, it'll sound really strange. [ 2005.07.31 23:31:41 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'll make any thing you ask if you contact me by my registered email with CCP. [ 2005.07.31 23:31:46 ] Ikvar > Of course I can, we won't do the changes straight away but right now we just need to get you to a safe station [ 2005.07.31 23:32:29 ] Ikvar > The Witness Protection is out of my juristiction, that will be handled later, all I need to do now is to get you to a safe area [ 2005.07.31 23:32:57 ] Ikvar > Would you agree to being escorted to a safe station? [ 2005.07.31 23:33:34 ] VenenosaSedutora > If you contact me by my registered email, yes. [ 2005.07.31 23:33:47 ] Ikvar > I don't have access to that info ma'am [ 2005.07.31 23:34:05 ] VenenosaSedutora > I can't trust you, your char has got a -9.9 sec. [ 2005.07.31 23:34:22 ] Ikvar > It's a cover, as I said before, I'm undercover in this corp [ 2005.07.31 23:34:36 ] Ikvar > And I did arrest Verone and get you your money back [ 2005.07.31 23:35:49 ] VenenosaSedutora > What kind of info do you have access, so I can trust you? [ 2005.07.31 23:35:58 ] VenenosaSedutora > Tell me in what channels I'm now. __________________
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.31 23:46:00 - [94] So, he figured it out. I hoped I'd be able to do this: We get him in a system and escort him, Verone warps in flying a Velator and we lock Verone down and 'Arrest' him but he escapes, we escort Venenosa to a station where he stays docked for hours in fear of the evil escaped con out for revenge. Just a bit too ambitious I guess __________________
Verone	Posted - 2005.07.31 23:48:00 - [95] I guess we got rumbled... I just sent the dude another 10m for his troubles... a good laugh while it lasted MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!
VenenosaSedutora	Posted - 2005.07.31 23:58:00 - [96] Hi there, I'm the girl you are taliking about. I'm really impressed, you're good. That is a good history. As you're seeing my picture, I'm a newbie in this game, my picture do not appeared yet. But I guess this will make me laugh for years. You really got me. Thanks for giving me the money... It'll really help me in journey. If you wanna talk any day with a brazilian girl, just chat me in game. Once again, many thanks for entertaining me, and making me learn to not walk with a low level ship in dangerou systems.
Velsharoon	Posted - 2005.08.01 00:10:00 - [97] Well played all of you, especially the "victim"
ParMizaN	Posted - 2005.08.01 00:28:00 - [98] haha nice ending too ------------------ Run and fall or stand in line, in the end what's your's is mine
Sneeker	Posted - 2005.08.01 00:53:00 - [99] I love it
res0nance	Posted - 2005.08.01 01:00:00 - [100] LOL! _
PaulAtreides	Posted - 2005.08.01 07:06:00 - [101] Edited by: PaulAtreides on 01/08/2005 07:06:13 Great story! Well played to the whole Cast! Mad Props to Verone and Ikvar for some great roleplay, and to the 16 year old Brazillion girl (ciao bonita), for playing along. Nice touch with the money you gave her. Let her grow up a bit, get some experiance and then recruite her! Work for me!
Xoria Krint	Posted - 2005.08.01 07:30:00 - [102] Hahaha :) Very nice done! Thanks alot Verone, Ikvar and the girl for making me laugh really hard :) Space Invader \| Shadow Of The Ghost \| Xoria Krint
Deja Thoris	Posted - 2005.08.01 07:55:00 - [103] This was great, thx guys
Wanna Kill	Posted - 2005.08.01 08:25:00 - [104] Edited by: Wanna Kill on 01/08/2005 08:25:08 No girls in Eve as young as me :/ Lmao, this was just great ---------- If you want a Sig, a banner or anything 'GFX' -Contact 'Wanna Kill' (space between the 2 words)
Hans Roaming	Posted - 2005.08.01 09:07:00 - [105] I love this thread, a happy ending too, tell me where you are so I can fly a fat indy full of T2 items to properly thank you three for such entertainment. WTS: Male, 37, single, can fly starships, build rockets and dance Salsa. WTB: Female, plays eve, lives near London UK
TheJay	Posted - 2005.08.01 09:23:00 - [106] Very cool <3 teh Sniggles

Eris Discordia	Posted - 2005.08.01 10:29:00 - [107] Good to see it has a happy ending, and props to the victim for taking it so very well. I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions.

Ikvar	Posted - 2005.08.01 10:48:00 - [108] By the way, if anyone needs legal representation then convo me in game, check my bio for details! __________________ Ikvar & Sons Legal, WE WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS!
Magic Trev	Posted - 2005.08.01 11:02:00 - [109] i love a happy ending ------------------
La Muerte	Posted - 2005.08.01 11:12:00 - [110] Class!
poisoner orbius	Posted - 2005.08.01 11:25:00 - [111] LMAO great ending;)
Razor Jaxx	Posted - 2005.08.01 12:38:00 - [112] Best laugh since the SuperSafespotBuster, and kudos to all parties for handling it with class and humour. <3 the Snigglets !!!
hired goon	Posted - 2005.08.01 15:53:00 - [113] That was sweet. All three of you pwn. ------------ We come in peace. And tanks.
ManOfHonor	Posted - 2005.08.01 16:45:00 - [114] Originally by: Ikvar By the way, if anyone needs legal representation then convo me in game, check my bio for details! well there was this one frigate that didnt want to die (lil bastard) _____________________________ NPC Asteroid Belt Bases Honor Above Self Glory For Self Strenght Of Self
Aerick Dawn	Posted - 2005.08.01 18:05:00 - [115] Make certain you all send at least 1mil ISK to VenenosaSedutora. K thanks. :) ______________________ If I'm in a fair fight, i've done something terribly wrong.
MalaMo	Posted - 2005.08.01 18:14:00 - [116] Originally by: Verone [ 2005.07.29 20:45:39 ] VenenosaSedutora > Look, I'm just a 16 years old brazilian girl, trying to learn a sci-fi MMOG. Could you do that? I realy wonder... Well miracle happens ------------- You see, in this world there are two types of people, my friend: those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. -the Good
Necrologic	Posted - 2005.08.01 18:24:00 - [117] Such a sweet, happy ending sniffles _______________________________________________________ Et nunc, reges, intelligite, erudimini, qui judicati terram.
Jin Entres	Posted - 2005.08.01 18:39:00 - [118] Golden!
VenenosaSedutora	Posted - 2005.08.01 19:28:00 - [119] Hey, I'll be very glad if all of you experienced players can donate me 1M ISK just like Ikvar and Verone did. Since I'm a very newbie and you all are very veterans, I guess it won't make a big difference just 1M ISK. Thanks for this great help, and the joke was funny, even for me.
sic kid	Posted - 2005.08.01 19:39:00 - [120] Hehe, nice job Ikvar :P

Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 :: one page
First page \| Previous page \| Next page \| Last page

COPYRIGHT NOTICE
EVE Online, the EVE logo, EVE and all associated logos and designs are the intellectual property of CCP hf. All artwork, screenshots, characters, vehicles, storylines, world facts or other recognizable features of the intellectual property relating to these trademarks are likewise the intellectual property of CCP hf. EVE Online and the EVE logo are the registered trademarks of CCP hf. All rights are reserved worldwide. All other trademarks are the property of their respective owners. CCP hf. has granted permission to EVE-Search.com to use EVE Online and all associated logos and designs for promotional and information purposes on its website but does not endorse, and is not in any way affiliated with, EVE-Search.com. CCP is in no way responsible for the content on or functioning of this website, nor can it be liable for any damage arising from the use of this website.

Run and fall or stand in line, in the end what's your's is mine