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Verone	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:05:00 - [1] Mara, 5 minutes ago.., after warp out killing someone on a gate... --------------------------------------------------------------- Channel ID: 2101549350 Channel Name: Private Chat (VenenosaSedutora) Listener: Verone Session started: 2005.07.29 20:36:53 --------------------------------------------------------------- [ 2005.07.29 20:36:58 ] Verone > good evening [ 2005.07.29 20:37:42 ] VenenosaSedutora > Why did you do that? [ 2005.07.29 20:38:16 ] Verone > you ran for a planet when i warped to the gate, i was under the impression you had something of value on board that was not worth risking... [ 2005.07.29 20:38:42 ] Verone > sadly, for me this wan not true [ 2005.07.29 20:39:42 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm just a newbie player trying to learn this game. [ 2005.07.29 20:40:37 ] Verone > it's probably not a good idea to be in low security in a kestrel then is it? [ 2005.07.29 20:41:24 ] VenenosaSedutora > Could you give me back my stuff? [ 2005.07.29 20:41:59 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm too really scared now. [ 2005.07.29 20:42:03 ] Verone > i'm assuming you're someone's alt, seeing as though you had a full rack of limos rocket launchers on [ 2005.07.29 20:42:08 ] Verone > three of whihc were destroyed [ 2005.07.29 20:42:19 ] VenenosaSedutora > alt? [ 2005.07.29 20:42:28 ] Verone > alternate character [ 2005.07.29 20:42:57 ] VenenosaSedutora > No, this is my primary and unique char. I just started playing this week. [ 2005.07.29 20:43:10 ] VenenosaSedutora > Is this game a PK based? [ 2005.07.29 20:43:18 ] VenenosaSedutora > I don't like PK. [ 2005.07.29 20:43:32 ] Verone > well i guess i'm lucky then, i was going to pod you too =) [ 2005.07.29 20:44:02 ] Verone > no it'snot pk based [ 2005.07.29 20:44:21 ] VenenosaSedutora > So, you killed me just for fun? [ 2005.07.29 20:44:40 ] Verone > no.. i killed you because i thought you might have had something valuable on board [ 2005.07.29 20:45:03 ] VenenosaSedutora > Now that you've seen my poor stuff, could you give me back, please? [ 2005.07.29 20:45:39 ] VenenosaSedutora > Look, I'm just a 16 years old brazilian girl, trying to learn a sci-fi MMOG. Could you do that? [ 2005.07.29 20:46:08 ] VenenosaSedutora > I have no other ship, played for many hours to buy that one you destroyed, with no insurance. [ 2005.07.29 20:46:36 ] Verone > i don't care if you're anna kournikova... makes no difference to me [ 2005.07.29 20:46:46 ] Verone > everyone is equal in here [ 2005.07.29 20:47:01 ] VenenosaSedutora > OK, but could you give me back my stuff? [ 2005.07.29 20:47:54 ] VenenosaSedutora > You are stronger and more experienced than me. So, we're not equal, you're better than me. [ 2005.07.29 20:48:12 ] VenenosaSedutora > I worked really hard to get those stuff. [ 2005.07.29 20:48:16 ] Verone > yeah i know... [ 2005.07.29 20:48:18 ] Ikvar > Hello [ 2005.07.29 20:48:23 ] Verone > i worked hard for my ship too [ 2005.07.29 20:48:29 ] VenenosaSedutora > Hi, are you PK? [ 2005.07.29 20:48:34 ] Verone > yes we are [ 2005.07.29 20:48:34 ] Ikvar > Venenosa, I have been informed you have been PKed recently by one Verone? [ 2005.07.29 20:48:44 ] VenenosaSedutora > Verone: So, could you give me back, please? [ 2005.07.29 20:48:53 ] Verone > wtf? [ 2005.07.29 20:49:03 ] Ikvar > I am an EVE lawyer, I work to help people who are ILLEGALLY PKED by SCUUM like Verone [ 2005.07.29 20:49:05 ] Verone > i can't give you your stuff back [ 2005.07.29 20:49:08 ] Ikvar > Please tell me what happened. [ 2005.07.29 20:49:17 ] Verone > huh? [ 2005.07.29 20:49:27 ] Verone > >_< [ 2005.07.29 20:49:54 ] VenenosaSedutora > I was playing on that system, then this guy just started to shooting me. [ 2005.07.29 20:50:02 ] Ikvar > For no Reason? [ 2005.07.29 20:50:06 ] Verone > you looked suspicious [ 2005.07.29 20:50:08 ] VenenosaSedutora > I tried to warp to another system, but he followed me. [ 2005.07.29 20:50:16 ] Ikvar > That sounds like an ILLEGAL ACT
Verone	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:06:00 - [2] Edited by: Verone on 29/07/2005 21:07:07 [ 2005.07.29 20:57:28 ] Verone > ahh crap [ 2005.07.29 20:57:44 ] VenenosaSedutora > Am I going to get my stuff back? [ 2005.07.29 20:58:24 ] Ikvar > Mr. Paul Verone, under section 7.B.5. paragraph 4 line 6 of the Yulai convention I place you under arrest for the destruction of an innocent newbie [ 2005.07.29 20:58:39 ] Verone > busted 0_< [ 2005.07.29 20:58:42 ] Ikvar > Further more I sentance you to 8 years in the Passari Peen0r colony [ 2005.07.29 20:58:49 ] Verone > damn you concord scum [ 2005.07.29 20:58:55 ] VenenosaSedutora > Is this serious? [ 2005.07.29 20:59:05 ] Ikvar > And I order you to pay compensation to the sum of 100k ISK to Ms. Venenosa [ 2005.07.29 20:59:09 ] Verone > man, i'm quitting :( [ 2005.07.29 20:59:09 ] Ikvar > Yes, very serious [ 2005.07.29 20:59:13 ] Ikvar > Verone is now under arrest [ 2005.07.29 20:59:25 ] Verone > damn that to hell [ 2005.07.29 20:59:28 ] Verone > :S [ 2005.07.29 20:59:35 ] Ikvar > For that contempt of court and resisting arrest, I up the fine to 1m ISK [ 2005.07.29 20:59:41 ] VenenosaSedutora > Just 100K? [ 2005.07.29 20:59:54 ] VenenosaSedutora > My stuff will cost minimal of 500K. [ 2005.07.29 20:59:54 ] Ikvar > I DEMAND YOU PAY [ 2005.07.29 20:59:57 ] Ikvar > 1 MILLION ISK NOW [ 2005.07.29 21:00:13 ] Verone > omg i'm broke now :'( [ 2005.07.29 21:00:24 ] Ikvar > Has he paid Ms. Venenosa? [ 2005.07.29 21:00:36 ] VenenosaSedutora > WoW. Is that serious? Thx so much, Ikvar. :) [ 2005.07.29 21:00:50 ] Verone > damn concord scum [ 2005.07.29 21:00:59 ] Ikvar > Thankyou Ma'am, we at CONCORD are glad we can help innocent pilots such as yourself [ 2005.07.29 21:01:02 ] Verone > /emote shakes his fist at ikvar [ 2005.07.29 21:01:16 ] Ikvar > And now Verone is going to do 8 long years of HARD TIME at the Passari Peenor Colony [ 2005.07.29 21:01:20 ] Ikvar > Let's go downtown [ 2005.07.29 21:01:29 ] Verone > ahhhh [ 2005.07.29 21:01:37 ] Ikvar > I will now remove you and myself from the conversation, you are under arrest. [ 2005.07.29 21:01:47 ] Verone > ACK! [ 2005.07.29 21:01:47 ] VenenosaSedutora > WoW, thanks so much. See you soon. Just had to share this... My sides still hurt
Verone	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:06:00 - [3] Edited by: Verone on 29/07/2005 21:08:35 [ 2005.07.29 20:50:19 ] Verone > you ran away, i chased you [ 2005.07.29 20:50:20 ] VenenosaSedutora > Look the conversation, Mr. Lawyer. [ 2005.07.29 20:50:40 ] VenenosaSedutora > VenenosaSedutora > Why did you do that?<br>Verone > you ran for a planet when i warped to the gate, i was under the impression you had something of value on board that was not worth risking...<br>Verone > sadly, for me this wan not true... [ 2005.07.29 20:50:40 ] Ikvar > Venenosa, would you like to persue legal action against Mr. Verone? [ 2005.07.29 20:50:45 ] Verone > i don't wanna do time >_< [ 2005.07.29 20:50:45 ] Ikvar > I could get you a BIG CASH SETTLEMENT [ 2005.07.29 20:50:48 ] Ikvar > IN COURT [ 2005.07.29 20:50:49 ] VenenosaSedutora > Yes, I do. [ 2005.07.29 20:50:52 ] Ikvar > And he could go TO EVE JAIL [ 2005.07.29 20:51:04 ] Verone > damn it've got it bad enough with concord [ 2005.07.29 20:51:09 ] Ikvar > So Verone, how do you plead? [ 2005.07.29 20:51:10 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm a newbie player, check my char info. [ 2005.07.29 20:51:39 ] Verone > i don't care how old you are 0_o [ 2005.07.29 20:51:57 ] Ikvar > HOW DO TOU PLEAD VERONE!? DON'T AVOID THE QUESTION SIR [ 2005.07.29 20:52:05 ] Verone > not guilty damn you [ 2005.07.29 20:52:13 ] Verone > jesus it's my job [ 2005.07.29 20:52:14 ] Ikvar > Just as I though [ 2005.07.29 20:52:17 ] VenenosaSedutora > I don't wanna harm nobody, just want my ship, stuff and cargo back. [ 2005.07.29 20:52:26 ] Ikvar > So, do you deny that you destroyed Ms. Venenosa in Mara? [ 2005.07.29 20:52:41 ] Verone > er... i plead the 5th amendment [ 2005.07.29 20:52:48 ] Ikvar > Oh... [ 2005.07.29 20:52:52 ] Ikvar > Erm.... uuuh.... [ 2005.07.29 20:53:33 ] Ikvar > So Ms. Venenosa, can you provide a killmail to incriminate Mr Verone? [ 2005.07.29 20:53:49 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm reading your info, are you a pirate? [ 2005.07.29 20:54:14 ] Ikvar > As his pleading of the 5th ammendment grants him total diplomatic haemmoroid immunity due to section 5 paragaraph 1 line 4 of the Piracy act of 1984 [ 2005.07.29 20:54:20 ] Ikvar > No Ma'am I am a lawyer [ 2005.07.29 20:54:40 ] VenenosaSedutora > But he destroyed my ship. [ 2005.07.29 20:54:43 ] Ikvar > However! [ 2005.07.29 20:54:44 ] Ikvar > Section XII, Paragraph 11 part 2.a.1 of the yulai convention overrules the 5th ammendment [ 2005.07.29 20:55:06 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm a newbie player. I'll cancel my account. This game is PK based, I didn't know that. [ 2005.07.29 20:55:08 ] Verone > X( [ 2005.07.29 20:55:12 ] Ikvar > So unless you can provide a killmail, there''s not much I can do [ 2005.07.29 20:55:26 ] Verone > the game isn't pk based [ 2005.07.29 20:55:28 ] Ikvar > Can you provide a killmail? If so then I can have Mr. Verone arrested [ 2005.07.29 20:55:29 ] Verone > like i said [ 2005.07.29 20:55:31 ] VenenosaSedutora > I can send you a kill mail, if I know what it is. [ 2005.07.29 20:56:00 ] Ikvar > When you were destroyed you should have recieved an EVE Mail detailing your death [ 2005.07.29 20:56:02 ] Ikvar > From Concord [ 2005.07.29 20:56:06 ] Ikvar > Do you have such a mail? [ 2005.07.29 20:56:12 ] VenenosaSedutora > The Insurance mail of Concord? [ 2005.07.29 20:56:24 ] Ikvar > It should say Victim etc on it [ 2005.07.29 20:56:33 ] VenenosaSedutora > Ah, just received it. [ 2005.07.29 20:56:53 ] Ikvar > Could you copy it and paste it to this channel please Ma'am? [ 2005.07.29 20:56:59 ] VenenosaSedutora > OK. [ 2005.07.29 20:57:14 ] VenenosaSedutora > (posts killmail) [ 2005.07.29 20:57:18 ] Ikvar > Ah, I'm just speaking to my contact in Concord and he has provided me the mail [ 2005.07.29 20:57:21 ] Ikvar > Aha! There it is! [ 2005.07.29 20:57:28 ] Verone > ahh crap
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:07:00 - [4] I must say, I was slightly inspired by the Viceroy/Xpohoc/Mnemosyne thing __________________
Razner Cerizo	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:12:00 - [5] Oh man, that was awesome. Great way for me to wake up... good job guys XD
Joshua Foiritain	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:16:00 - [6] rofl, did she actually get the money? ------------------ [WTT: Vigilant]
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:17:00 - [7] Yes, Verone paid the compensation in full! __________________
Trey Azagthoth	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:19:00 - [8] Comedy G000000000000000000000000000000000000LD! Good god, I fcking LOVE you guys. group hug Siddy > i feel like Clubbing a baby seals now
Verone	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:26:00 - [9] Edited by: Verone on 29/07/2005 21:31:54 UPDATE more convo just arrived --------------------------------------------------------------- Channel ID: 2101550028 Channel Name: Private Chat (VenenosaSedutora) Listener: Verone Session started: 2005.07.29 21:18:04 --------------------------------------------------------------- [ 2005.07.29 21:18:30 ] VenenosaSedutora > Er... I assume that the joke is over. Thanks for giving me back my money. [ 2005.07.29 21:18:40 ] Ikvar > Dear Ms. Venenosa [ 2005.07.29 21:18:41 ] Verone > =( joke? [ 2005.07.29 21:18:45 ] VenenosaSedutora > Both you are from the same corp. [ 2005.07.29 21:18:57 ] VenenosaSedutora > It doesn't make sense. [ 2005.07.29 21:19:05 ] Ikvar > I am here to inform you that Verone may only contact you under the restrictions of his parole [ 2005.07.29 21:19:14 ] Verone > our corp just found out ikvar is a concord insider [ 2005.07.29 21:19:15 ] Ikvar > Oh, that's a bug Venenosa [ 2005.07.29 21:19:17 ] VenenosaSedutora > But if it's really true, god, this game is awesome. [ 2005.07.29 21:19:34 ] Ikvar > I am from concord, but I do a lot of undecover work [ 2005.07.29 21:20:00 ] Verone > >_< [ 2005.07.29 21:20:10 ] Ikvar > And I have infiltrated the S******dly corporation in an attempt to get info on their ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES [ 2005.07.29 21:20:17 ] Ikvar > Which includes MALE PROSTITUTION [ 2005.07.29 21:20:30 ] VenenosaSedutora > Lawyers running as players to help newbie. Thanks so much Mr. Ikvar. I'll recomend your services to many people. [ 2005.07.29 21:20:39 ] Ikvar > Why thankyou [ 2005.07.29 21:20:43 ] Verone > i can only speak under the restrictions of my CONCORD pareole, which is due to enforce itself in 5 minutes time [ 2005.07.29 21:20:55 ] VenenosaSedutora > And I'll send an email to CCP congratulating this great service. [ 2005.07.29 21:21:05 ] Ikvar > If you are ever destroyed or any of your friends are, contact Ikvar & Sons. Solicitors [ 2005.07.29 21:21:18 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'll add you to my addressbook ok? [ 2005.07.29 21:21:19 ] Verone > X( [ 2005.07.29 21:21:23 ] Ikvar > And yes, CCP would love to know that their new Lawyer service works [ 2005.07.29 21:21:28 ] Ikvar > That is fine Ms. Venenosa [ 2005.07.29 21:21:34 ] Verone > i have 8 years to serve now [ 2005.07.29 21:21:36 ] VenenosaSedutora > Ikvar & Sons? Is it a corp? [ 2005.07.29 21:22:03 ] Ikvar > No, that is my division of concord (VERONE CTD) [ 2005.07.29 21:23:39 ] Ikvar > I am a Person, I am not always online but if I am not and you need help, send me a mail and I will FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS [ 2005.07.29 21:23:46 ] Verone > :'( [ 2005.07.29 21:23:55 ] Verone > i'm the victim here! ME! [ 2005.07.29 21:24:00 ] Verone > i did nothing wrong [ 2005.07.29 21:24:00 ] Ikvar > QUIET YOU [ 2005.07.29 21:24:05 ] Ikvar > OR YOU WILL BE BEATEN [ 2005.07.29 21:24:06 ] Verone > :x [ 2005.07.29 21:24:11 ] Ikvar > YOU ARE CRIMINAL SCUM [ 2005.07.29 21:24:40 ] Verone > 8 years of my life are going to be lost where will all my ships go? (she left the convo at this point)
Velsharoon	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:35:00 - [10] damn you to hell concord haxxors!!

Tekka	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:36:00 - [11]
Sobeseki Pawi	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:39:00 - [12] lol ~Sobe Captain Cutie, Razor's Kiss Combat Pilot and looking for a corp? Check AGSYN out here
Kerby Lane	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:41:00 - [13] It`s awesome, great idea and RP.
Masta Killa	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:46:00 - [14] oh god this is so good -------------------------------------- We are The Collective. Resistance is futile.
MadGaz	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:49:00 - [15] Priceless, good going guys ------------------------------------------
Redblade	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:50:00 - [16] Killboard
Teela Belwynn	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:51:00 - [17] *lol*
Chrisb6122	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:52:00 - [18] nice work
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:53:00 - [19] Ikvar > Hello again Ma'am VenenosaSedutora > Hello! I just wanna ask sorry, I left the conversation without saying bye. My connection went down. Once again, many thanks. :) Ikvar > My pleasure, I'm glad I could be of help Ikvar > In EVE, we will not tolerate law breakers VenenosaSedutora > Where can I fing the Law Code of Eve? I saw you talking about amendments. Ikvar > It's relatively new and hasn't been fully compiled for public use yet Ikvar > However if you like in a few weeks I can send you a copy when it's ready VenenosaSedutora > I'd appreciate that. But how does Verone know about the amendment? Ikvar > I belive his attourney informed him of his rights VenenosaSedutora > Ah... That's great! When will I be able to have an attourney too? Ikvar > That's me :) Ikvar > Any legal problems I can help VenenosaSedutora > Great! Stay tuned, I have a great idea for tomorrow! __________________
Verone	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:54:00 - [20] MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!

Necrologic	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:58:00 - [21] <3 _______________________________________________________ Et nunc, reges, intelligite, erudimini, qui judicati terram.
Ebil Fred	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:21:00 - [22] Very funny guys Love It !!! (\ _ (O /) o) . <) (> I cut up teh bunneh too.
Moraka Kens	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:28:00 - [23] LMAO....damn thats funny :D
MrMorph	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:30:00 - [24] ----------------------------------------------
Laprastine	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:32:00 - [25] Haha, that is classic. I can't wait to see what you have in store next.
Xav Vorbarra	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:44:00 - [26] Hell hath no fury like man camped "omg f**king spawncamper!!! i hope u die of cancer b!tch!!!"
Layrex	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:46:00 - [27] lmfao i love you ------------------------------
Xoria Krint	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:50:00 - [28] Thats was some funny **** Space Invader \| Shadow Of The Ghost \| Xoria Krint
ParMizaN	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:56:00 - [29] Lmao, you people are too nice ------------------ Run and fall or stand in line, in the end what's your's is mine
Yuki Li	Posted - 2005.07.29 23:02:00 - [30] bahaha. That was great <3 [ 2004.07.31 17:31:00 ] (combat) Gallente Police Major strikes you perfectly, wrecking for 427.9 damage.

Helmuth Halbstein	Posted - 2005.07.29 23:21:00 - [31] heh,, though the trouble is with frigs u cant ransom them without a 7.5km ws a Webber or 2 and low gunnery skills, because they pop before u can deactivated weaps. then again if u can catch a frig your 1. very lucky 2.the guys maybe a newbie but in 0.0 we all know the drops can be lucerative. "Helmuth Halbstein Caldari Gorilla" Cogito Ergo Zoom
slothe	Posted - 2005.07.29 23:25:00 - [32] Edited by: slothe on 29/07/2005 23:25:06 funny :) Say hello on our forum @www.aserea.com or join our public channel ingame "MLM Public" lordmix >... i helped a corp m8 pull it off

Vanamonde	Posted - 2005.07.29 23:33:00 - [33] Just a warning. You are treading very close to a dangerous line: Originally by: Forum Rules 15. Impersonating another forum user, moderator, volunteer, administrator, CCP or Siminn employee is strictly prohibited. You are expressly forbidden from impersonating anyone else, including those named above, on the forum or in the game, even in jest. This may be grounds for permanent loss of your Eve account. Otherwise, very funny. Make sure you don't cross that line. EVE Forum Rules

Berilac	Posted - 2005.07.29 23:46:00 - [34] Originally by: Vanamonde Just a warning. You are treading very close to a dangerous line: Originally by: Forum Rules 15. Impersonating another forum user, moderator, volunteer, administrator, CCP or Siminn employee is strictly prohibited. You are expressly forbidden from impersonating anyone else, including those named above, on the forum or in the game, even in jest. This may be grounds for permanent loss of your Eve account. Otherwise, very funny. Make sure you don't cross that line. I would suggest that you tell your newbi friend that you are in no way related to CCP, and that your Lawyer service is player based. who is siminn? ATUK: The only corp where you don't get kicked out for calling the ceo noob.

Vanamonde	Posted - 2005.07.29 23:48:00 - [35] Originally by: Berilac who is siminn? Iceland Telecom, afaik. EVE Forum Rules

Mark Starkiller	Posted - 2005.07.30 00:07:00 - [36] hehehe, you guys are crazy. Sry we mised it for five minutes...
Jofika Roxwell	Posted - 2005.07.30 00:15:00 - [37] loooool! thats teh funny steez
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.30 00:19:00 - [38] Cheers for the heads up Vanamonde. I think I can only have one or two more account warnings before teh banz0r __________________
ManOfHonor	Posted - 2005.07.30 00:33:00 - [39] hehehehe hilarious * is going to unmask Ikvar to Venenosa and sue him for pretending to be a lawyer * (i can smell the isk) _____________________________ NPC Asteroid Belt Bases Honor Glory And Strength! Honor Above Self Glory For Self St
News	Posted - 2005.07.30 00:33:00 - [40] lmao! Just for this once, I forgive you for spamming each and every chat your in with links

Dyvim Slorm	Posted - 2005.07.30 00:50:00 - [41] ROFL, that's priceless
Guvnor RBM	Posted - 2005.07.30 00:50:00 - [42] Fantasic story :) __________________ Not part of the 23 __________________ Yorkshire Lad Born and Bred, Strong in Arm - Soft in Head
Grant Smith	Posted - 2005.07.30 01:20:00 - [43] Well that's made my day. Thanks guys! Funny stuff.
Taz Devlin	Posted - 2005.07.30 01:20:00 - [44]
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.30 01:21:00 - [45] Originally by: ManOfHonor hehehehe hilarious * is going to unmask Ikvar to Venenosa and sue him for pretending to be a lawyer * (i can smell the isk) Don't **** it up, seriously. __________________
Equinox II	Posted - 2005.07.30 01:46:00 - [46] Haha! One of the best eve-stories i've read :p
Goberth Ludwig	Posted - 2005.07.30 01:49:00 - [47] Omg Ikvar ! How cud u betray the sniggles?!! - Gob (also known as Admiral Goberius)
Jenna Fear	Posted - 2005.07.30 01:49:00 - [48] Great stuff there, thanks for the laugh I needed that. ^^ -------------------------------- "You Know, And I Know... The Spears Are In Our Sides."
Idara	Posted - 2005.07.30 01:52:00 - [49] Originally by: Vanamonde Just a warning. You are treading very close to a dangerous line: Originally by: Forum Rules 15. Impersonating another forum user, moderator, volunteer, administrator, CCP or Siminn employee is strictly prohibited. You are expressly forbidden from impersonating anyone else, including those named above, on the forum or in the game, even in jest. This may be grounds for permanent loss of your Eve account. Otherwise, very funny. Make sure you don't cross that line. I would suggest that you tell your newbi friend that you are in no way related to CCP, and that your Lawyer service is player based. Well isn't he technically roleplaying himself as a player in CONCORD? :) BTW, hilariousness+++++++++++
Hellraiza666	Posted - 2005.07.30 01:54:00 - [50] Ikvar, F**k Yeah! -------------------------------------------- In War There Are No Runners Up... Image by Denrace

BlackHawk177	Posted - 2005.07.30 01:57:00 - [51] (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.
PsyBoRG	Posted - 2005.07.30 02:15:00 - [52] i think u boys are just being plain mean to him/her i love it Pay me!!!!!!1111111
ManOfHonor	Posted - 2005.07.30 03:30:00 - [53] Originally by: Idara Well isn't he technically roleplaying himself as a player in CONCORD? :) BTW, hilariousness+++++++++++ he also mentioned CCP, thats why its almost crossing the line _____________________________ NPC Asteroid Belt Bases Honor Above Self Glory For Self Strenght Of Self
Ras Blumin	Posted - 2005.07.30 03:54:00 - [54] Brilliant p - l - u - r
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.30 04:00:00 - [55] The 'victim' has been informed I am not a CCP employee. __________________
Necrologic	Posted - 2005.07.30 04:53:00 - [56] Originally by: Ikvar The 'victim' has been informed I am not a CCP employee. Log? _______________________________________________________ Et nunc, reges, intelligite, erudimini, qui judicati terram.
Lest	Posted - 2005.07.30 06:12:00 - [57] Just amazing. Made me day. Verone & Ikvar 4tw
Unbeleever	Posted - 2005.07.30 06:17:00 - [58] That was good made my evening at work, <3 teh sniggles. For me... Group therapy is a 30 pack of BEER!! Then all of the voices are satisfied.
Tiki Rar	Posted - 2005.07.30 09:05:00 - [59] Lol.. what can i say Tricking poor newbies 4tw ----------- ]http://www.insane-mapping.tk[
Sobeseki Pawi	Posted - 2005.07.30 09:12:00 - [60] Originally by: Necrologic Originally by: Ikvar The 'victim' has been informed I am not a CCP employee. Log? Seconded. ~Sobe Captain Cutie, Razor's Kiss Combat Pilot and looking for a corp? Check AGSYN out here

DaMiGe	Posted - 2005.07.30 09:58:00 - [61] 10 points for snigg
Deepeh	Posted - 2005.07.30 10:39:00 - [62] Originally by: PsyBoRG i think u boys are just being plain mean to him/her i love it I think that fanbois like urself shud "return to zee nest", if you get my drift. :] Coming up next: can bees think? A new study indicates that no, they cannot.
linsy	Posted - 2005.07.30 11:23:00 - [63] absaloutly love it :)
Verone	Posted - 2005.07.30 12:21:00 - [64] Originally by: Vanamonde Just a warning. You are treading very close to a dangerous line: Originally by: Forum Rules 15. Impersonating another forum user, moderator, volunteer, administrator, CCP or Siminn employee is strictly prohibited. You are expressly forbidden from impersonating anyone else, including those named above, on the forum or in the game, even in jest. This may be grounds for permanent loss of your Eve account. Otherwise, very funny. Make sure you don't cross that line. I would suggest that you tell your newbi friend that you are in no way related to CCP, and that your Lawyer service is player based. Thanks for the information, it's much appreciated rather than getting a banz0r It looks like ikvar has informed the player that there's no connection between us and any of the official Eve-Online team... Stay tuned for episode II MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!
theRaptor	Posted - 2005.07.30 12:35:00 - [65] Someone needs to make a vid of this like the Viceroy one. Absolutely classic. That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. -- Ancient "Dirt" Religious figure.
Jonkai	Posted - 2005.07.30 14:26:00 - [66] Pure quality nice work guys :)
JoCool	Posted - 2005.07.30 14:45:00 - [67] Comedy gold & cute <3
Seth Killbain	Posted - 2005.07.30 14:50:00 - [68] Still in shock, and awe bless for taking pity and paying em
killerco	Posted - 2005.07.30 18:30:00 - [69] OMG a classic
Vrizuh	Posted - 2005.07.30 19:00:00 - [70] Damnit, my teen years arent far behind me when Im still finding the most interesting things in the conversation being: Brazilian. Girl. Teen. I need a sports ship to impress teh e-ladies. But how will they hear its awesome sound system across vacuum? Curse you physics! You win again. btw, gg on the lawyer stuff. Shame he's still short like, 400k right? =(

Shai Faetal	Posted - 2005.07.30 21:08:00 - [71] classic - (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.
Kaleeb	Posted - 2005.07.30 21:59:00 - [72] Congrats guys, there is now a small puddle under my chair... Http://Guc.webinventions.co.uk
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.30 22:36:00 - [73] I didn't get to do stage two today seeing as when I looked the guy wasn't online and then after that I was rather drunk, still, stay tuned.! __________________
xxShadexx	Posted - 2005.07.30 22:46:00 - [74] Ah Ikvar and Verone, I love you guys so much :P
Stormhold	Posted - 2005.07.30 23:31:00 - [75] The only thing I have to say is rofl.
spoon2	Posted - 2005.07.31 00:06:00 - [76] Ikvar comedy at its best, I can only wonder having heard your voice so many times how amusing it was on teamspeak (if you wer on TS).
poisoner orbius	Posted - 2005.07.31 07:16:00 - [77] Haha awesome!
Princess Beefcurtains	Posted - 2005.07.31 07:59:00 - [78]
Zephirz	Posted - 2005.07.31 08:48:00 - [79]
Darkside101	Posted - 2005.07.31 10:17:00 - [80] I swear the day Ikvar joins concord im ******* off played lads, i honestly thought it was going to end up with you podding that poor defenceless ikle girl yarr DS101

Palx	Posted - 2005.07.31 11:30:00 - [81]
kessah	Posted - 2005.07.31 13:23:00 - [82] roflmfao! to prey upon the knieve... its funny cus its cruel. --------------------------------------------------------
StellaBlue	Posted - 2005.07.31 13:50:00 - [83] If I didn¦t want to kill you two both... I¦d be tempted to give you both a big fat wet S****** OF A KISS....!!!!! well done. classic comedy for the ages.
Magic Trev	Posted - 2005.07.31 13:53:00 - [84] Originally by: StellaBlue If I didn¦t want to kill you two both... I¦d be tempted to give you both a big fat wet S****** OF A KISS....!!!!! well done. classic comedy for the ages. damn i need to join in next time ------------------
Wanna Kill	Posted - 2005.07.31 14:06:00 - [85] Lmao that is just great ---------- If you want a Sig, a banner or anything 'GFX' -Contact 'Wanna Kill' (space between the 2 words)
Kaeten	Posted - 2005.07.31 14:57:00 - [86] hehe
Phonix	Posted - 2005.07.31 18:08:00 - [87] Snigglies ftw -------------- We are back.
Dakath	Posted - 2005.07.31 19:18:00 - [88] Lawyers! A curse worse than pirates! 1000 baby bunnies were slow-roasted alive to create this signature line. We Hate Bunny
DaHeaVYFo	Posted - 2005.07.31 21:27:00 - [89] PMSL. !!! For ppl with website issues: EVE client build: 3548
Trina Tron	Posted - 2005.07.31 22:36:00 - [90] Id let you arest me any day of the week ikvar. ---------------------------------------------------

Verone	Posted - 2005.07.31 22:59:00 - [91] Originally by: Trina Tron Id let you arest me any day of the week ikvar. Verone hands Ikvar his coat. MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!*
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.31 23:43:00 - [92] [ 2005.07.31 23:36:11 ] VenenosaSedutora > Tell me my first real name? [ 2005.07.31 23:36:12 ] Ikvar > I don't have any access to any of that, like I said I'm not an Employee of CCP [ 2005.07.31 23:36:23 ] Ikvar > I just work as an officer of the law in EVE [ 2005.07.31 23:36:51 ] Ikvar > If you don't want our protection that's fine Ma'am, you'll just have to watch out for Verone [ 2005.07.31 23:36:55 ] VenenosaSedutora > So, if you're not, I can't trust you. And if you're an officer of the law in EVE, I guess you have another char with a very high sec level. [ 2005.07.31 23:37:01 ] VenenosaSedutora > Could you contact me with that char? [ 2005.07.31 23:37:07 ] Ikvar > This is my main Char [ 2005.07.31 23:37:14 ] Ikvar > Like I said, I'm undercover [ 2005.07.31 23:37:55 ] VenenosaSedutora > So, what I can tell you is: Many thanks for your help when Verone destroyed my ship, farewell and good bye. [ 2005.07.31 23:38:36 ] Ikvar > I'm sorry you feel this way Ma'am [ 2005.07.31 23:38:41 ] VenenosaSedutora > I hope you understand my position [ 2005.07.31 23:38:42 ] Ikvar > But before you go may I show you something? [ 2005.07.31 23:38:53 ] VenenosaSedutora > Yes. [ 2005.07.31 23:39:04 ] Ikvar > Go here in your normal out of game browser [ 2005.07.31 23:39:12 ] Ikvar > You may want to read this thread on the EVE forums: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=207359 [ 2005.07.31 23:39:27 ] Ikvar > Sorry mate, you've been the centre of a rather large joke :P [ 2005.07.31 23:39:54 ] VenenosaSedutora > lolz [ 2005.07.31 23:40:04 ] VenenosaSedutora > I must knew it. [ 2005.07.31 23:40:10 ] VenenosaSedutora > Could you give some more cash? [ 2005.07.31 23:40:14 ] Ikvar > And I'm glad you didn't tell your CEO, he would have told you. He should know me 'cos I killed him before :) [ 2005.07.31 23:40:16 ] Ikvar > No sorry :P [ 2005.07.31 23:40:28 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'll be glad to make you laugh more. [ 2005.07.31 23:40:42 ] Ikvar > Nah, it's run it's course :0 [ 2005.07.31 23:40:44 ] Ikvar > Thanks :) __________________
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.31 23:43:00 - [93] --------------------------------------------------------------- Channel ID: 2101584815 Channel Name: Private Chat (alone) Listener: Ikvar Session started: 2005.07.31 23:23:12 --------------------------------------------------------------- [ 2005.07.31 23:23:27 ] VenenosaSedutora > Hello! [ 2005.07.31 23:23:28 ] Ikvar > Hello Ms. Venenosa [ 2005.07.31 23:23:41 ] Ikvar > I have a few things to say to you [ 2005.07.31 23:23:42 ] VenenosaSedutora > How are you doing? [ 2005.07.31 23:24:11 ] Ikvar > First of all I am required to inform you I'm not actually an Employee of CCP, I'm just one of many law firms here in EVE [ 2005.07.31 23:24:37 ] Ikvar > But obviously I'm still a member of the Concord Coproration and am an officer of the law [ 2005.07.31 23:24:49 ] VenenosaSedutora > Of course. [ 2005.07.31 23:24:52 ] Ikvar > Now, I'm afraid I have some bad news ms Venenosa. [ 2005.07.31 23:25:14 ] VenenosaSedutora > What? [ 2005.07.31 23:25:50 ] Ikvar > As of 14:32 today Mr. Verone escaped from the Maximum Security Passari Peenor Colony, stole a CONCORD owned Zealot Heavy Assault Cruiser and dissapeared [ 2005.07.31 23:25:59 ] Ikvar > We are afraid he may be after you for revenge Ma'am [ 2005.07.31 23:26:11 ] VenenosaSedutora > That's bad, right? [ 2005.07.31 23:26:21 ] Ikvar > We believe he may be out to kill you. [ 2005.07.31 23:26:37 ] Ikvar > After all, you did have him put away for 8 years. [ 2005.07.31 23:27:01 ] VenenosaSedutora > He made it to himself, he shoot me. [ 2005.07.31 23:27:01 ] Ikvar > Now, there are several things we can do to help you, I assume you want CONCORD's help in this matter yes? [ 2005.07.31 23:27:10 ] VenenosaSedutora > Yes. [ 2005.07.31 23:27:57 ] Ikvar > First of all, we would like to place you under Witness Protection. [ 2005.07.31 23:28:27 ] Ikvar > We can change your identity, give you a new life, a new start [ 2005.07.31 23:28:30 ] Ikvar > You'd be safe [ 2005.07.31 23:28:33 ] Ikvar > How does that sound/ [ 2005.07.31 23:28:50 ] VenenosaSedutora > That'd be great. [ 2005.07.31 23:29:08 ] VenenosaSedutora > Only my face and name changing is ok, thanks. [ 2005.07.31 23:29:14 ] Ikvar > Also [ 2005.07.31 23:29:32 ] Ikvar > You are in grave danger at the moment, what system are you in? [ 2005.07.31 23:29:51 ] VenenosaSedutora > Well, that sounds strange to me. [ 2005.07.31 23:30:03 ] Ikvar > Why? [ 2005.07.31 23:30:25 ] VenenosaSedutora > Could you talk to the CEO of my corp, he's more experienced than me, he'll know how to handle this situation, is that fine? [ 2005.07.31 23:30:35 ] Ikvar > There's no time Ma'am [ 2005.07.31 23:30:44 ] VenenosaSedutora > I guess there is. [ 2005.07.31 23:30:46 ] Ikvar > We need to get you to a safe house quick as we can [ 2005.07.31 23:31:14 ] VenenosaSedutora > Could you talk to him or not? If you don't, it'll sound really strange. [ 2005.07.31 23:31:41 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'll make any thing you ask if you contact me by my registered email with CCP. [ 2005.07.31 23:31:46 ] Ikvar > Of course I can, we won't do the changes straight away but right now we just need to get you to a safe station [ 2005.07.31 23:32:29 ] Ikvar > The Witness Protection is out of my juristiction, that will be handled later, all I need to do now is to get you to a safe area [ 2005.07.31 23:32:57 ] Ikvar > Would you agree to being escorted to a safe station? [ 2005.07.31 23:33:34 ] VenenosaSedutora > If you contact me by my registered email, yes. [ 2005.07.31 23:33:47 ] Ikvar > I don't have access to that info ma'am [ 2005.07.31 23:34:05 ] VenenosaSedutora > I can't trust you, your char has got a -9.9 sec. [ 2005.07.31 23:34:22 ] Ikvar > It's a cover, as I said before, I'm undercover in this corp [ 2005.07.31 23:34:36 ] Ikvar > And I did arrest Verone and get you your money back [ 2005.07.31 23:35:49 ] VenenosaSedutora > What kind of info do you have access, so I can trust you? [ 2005.07.31 23:35:58 ] VenenosaSedutora > Tell me in what channels I'm now. __________________
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.31 23:46:00 - [94] So, he figured it out. I hoped I'd be able to do this: We get him in a system and escort him, Verone warps in flying a Velator and we lock Verone down and 'Arrest' him but he escapes, we escort Venenosa to a station where he stays docked for hours in fear of the evil escaped con out for revenge. Just a bit too ambitious I guess __________________
Verone	Posted - 2005.07.31 23:48:00 - [95] I guess we got rumbled... I just sent the dude another 10m for his troubles... a good laugh while it lasted MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!
VenenosaSedutora	Posted - 2005.07.31 23:58:00 - [96] Hi there, I'm the girl you are taliking about. I'm really impressed, you're good. That is a good history. As you're seeing my picture, I'm a newbie in this game, my picture do not appeared yet. But I guess this will make me laugh for years. You really got me. Thanks for giving me the money... It'll really help me in journey. If you wanna talk any day with a brazilian girl, just chat me in game. Once again, many thanks for entertaining me, and making me learn to not walk with a low level ship in dangerou systems.
Velsharoon	Posted - 2005.08.01 00:10:00 - [97] Well played all of you, especially the "victim"
ParMizaN	Posted - 2005.08.01 00:28:00 - [98] haha nice ending too ------------------ Run and fall or stand in line, in the end what's your's is mine
Sneeker	Posted - 2005.08.01 00:53:00 - [99] I love it
res0nance	Posted - 2005.08.01 01:00:00 - [100] LOL! _

PaulAtreides	Posted - 2005.08.01 07:06:00 - [101] Edited by: PaulAtreides on 01/08/2005 07:06:13 Great story! Well played to the whole Cast! Mad Props to Verone and Ikvar for some great roleplay, and to the 16 year old Brazillion girl (ciao bonita), for playing along. Nice touch with the money you gave her. Let her grow up a bit, get some experiance and then recruite her! Work for me!
Xoria Krint	Posted - 2005.08.01 07:30:00 - [102] Hahaha :) Very nice done! Thanks alot Verone, Ikvar and the girl for making me laugh really hard :) Space Invader \| Shadow Of The Ghost \| Xoria Krint
Deja Thoris	Posted - 2005.08.01 07:55:00 - [103] This was great, thx guys
Wanna Kill	Posted - 2005.08.01 08:25:00 - [104] Edited by: Wanna Kill on 01/08/2005 08:25:08 No girls in Eve as young as me :/ Lmao, this was just great ---------- If you want a Sig, a banner or anything 'GFX' -Contact 'Wanna Kill' (space between the 2 words)
Hans Roaming	Posted - 2005.08.01 09:07:00 - [105] I love this thread, a happy ending too, tell me where you are so I can fly a fat indy full of T2 items to properly thank you three for such entertainment. WTS: Male, 37, single, can fly starships, build rockets and dance Salsa. WTB: Female, plays eve, lives near London UK
TheJay	Posted - 2005.08.01 09:23:00 - [106] Very cool <3 teh Sniggles

Eris Discordia	Posted - 2005.08.01 10:29:00 - [107] Good to see it has a happy ending, and props to the victim for taking it so very well. I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions.

Ikvar	Posted - 2005.08.01 10:48:00 - [108] By the way, if anyone needs legal representation then convo me in game, check my bio for details! __________________ Ikvar & Sons Legal, WE WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS!
Magic Trev	Posted - 2005.08.01 11:02:00 - [109] i love a happy ending ------------------
La Muerte	Posted - 2005.08.01 11:12:00 - [110] Class!

poisoner orbius	Posted - 2005.08.01 11:25:00 - [111] LMAO great ending;)
Razor Jaxx	Posted - 2005.08.01 12:38:00 - [112] Best laugh since the SuperSafespotBuster, and kudos to all parties for handling it with class and humour. <3 the Snigglets !!!
hired goon	Posted - 2005.08.01 15:53:00 - [113] That was sweet. All three of you pwn. ------------ We come in peace. And tanks.
ManOfHonor	Posted - 2005.08.01 16:45:00 - [114] Originally by: Ikvar By the way, if anyone needs legal representation then convo me in game, check my bio for details! well there was this one frigate that didnt want to die (lil bastard) _____________________________ NPC Asteroid Belt Bases Honor Above Self Glory For Self Strenght Of Self
Aerick Dawn	Posted - 2005.08.01 18:05:00 - [115] Make certain you all send at least 1mil ISK to VenenosaSedutora. K thanks. :) ______________________ If I'm in a fair fight, i've done something terribly wrong.
MalaMo	Posted - 2005.08.01 18:14:00 - [116] Originally by: Verone [ 2005.07.29 20:45:39 ] VenenosaSedutora > Look, I'm just a 16 years old brazilian girl, trying to learn a sci-fi MMOG. Could you do that? I realy wonder... Well miracle happens ------------- You see, in this world there are two types of people, my friend: those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. -the Good
Necrologic	Posted - 2005.08.01 18:24:00 - [117] Such a sweet, happy ending sniffles _______________________________________________________ Et nunc, reges, intelligite, erudimini, qui judicati terram.
Jin Entres	Posted - 2005.08.01 18:39:00 - [118] Golden!
VenenosaSedutora	Posted - 2005.08.01 19:28:00 - [119] Hey, I'll be very glad if all of you experienced players can donate me 1M ISK just like Ikvar and Verone did. Since I'm a very newbie and you all are very veterans, I guess it won't make a big difference just 1M ISK. Thanks for this great help, and the joke was funny, even for me.
sic kid	Posted - 2005.08.01 19:39:00 - [120] Hehe, nice job Ikvar :P

Reyhope	Posted - 2005.08.01 20:36:00 - [121] what a great rp good job verone and ikvar for makeing me almost crap myself!!!! and a mill for VenenosaSedutora
VenenosaSedutora	Posted - 2005.08.01 22:22:00 - [122] Originally by: Reyhope what a great rp good job verone and ikvar for makeing me almost crap myself!!!! and a mill for VenenosaSedutora Thanks so much Reyhope for that million. If more people help me like you, this gonna be a big ending RP story!!! Very nice!
Don ZOLA	Posted - 2005.08.01 22:46:00 - [123] this needs a movie definately... nice one :D There are 2 rules in a successful life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know
V2GBR	Posted - 2005.08.01 23:12:00 - [124] lmfao, that was great :) ----------
linsy	Posted - 2005.08.02 08:39:00 - [125] awwrrr aint that niceeee
FlashBack	Posted - 2005.08.02 09:11:00 - [126] Now the biggest joke would be : VenenosaSedutora is actually a player alt that works for another carebear or pirate corp. 'She' played along since 'she' had nothing to lose in the first place. Question: How do you become loved in a game filled with men. Answer: Say you are a 16 year old brazilian girl. Eitherway, it made her at least 111 milion isk, pretty nice for a noob. Big cheer for the RP, awesome stuff.
Uggster	Posted - 2005.08.02 12:03:00 - [127] Did the compensation payout also include a ticket to the Continant of South America one must ask.....
VenenosaSedutora	Posted - 2005.08.02 13:35:00 - [128] Originally by: FlashBack Now the biggest joke would be : VenenosaSedutora is actually a player alt that works for another carebear or pirate corp. 'She' played along since 'she' had nothing to lose in the first place. Question: How do you become loved in a game filled with men. Answer: Say you are a 16 year old brazilian girl. Eitherway, it made her at least 111 milion isk, pretty nice for a noob. Big cheer for the RP, awesome stuff. Hey guys, sorry to disappoint you, but I'm really a 16 years old brazilian girl. My brother told me about this game and I loved it. If you don't trust me, np. I am laughing right now of what happened to me, and that is fine for me. Thanks for Verone and Ikvar for helping me, I don't know what they had in mind when they make this joke, but I'm glad that everything is fine now. By the way, I don't have 111M ISK, I've got just 13M from donations. 11M from Verone, 1M from Ikvar and 1M from Reyhope - thanks to you. :*** And Verone gave me a Cormorant and 25.000 Missiles to start some real playing. I'm reading many articles & guides, primarily in Eve-i.com, to learn how to play this game. I'm enjoying it so much. And I have to ask thanks for making me, just a newbie, a person so knowned, I'm glad to be respected by my "good sport" meanings. In my mind this is just a game, and everybody is here to play, have a good time and have fun. I'm having fun, Verone had fun and Ikvar had fun. That is great for me and, I guess, them too. Many kisses from this south american girl, don't play too much and read some books too, OK?
VaNessa Oney	Posted - 2005.08.02 13:37:00 - [129] No one belives your a real girl until we hear you on teamspeak during an eve op.
VenenosaSedutora	Posted - 2005.08.02 13:39:00 - [130] Well, what can I say... Nothing. I'll continue playing this game and, once again, thanks for people who helped me.

ManOfHonor	Posted - 2005.08.02 15:02:00 - [131] Originally by: VaNessa Oney No one belives your a real girl until we hear you on teamspeak during an eve op. its true! (but also easily faked ) _____________________________ NPC Asteroid Belt Bases Honor Above Self Glory For Self Strenght Of Self
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.08.02 15:09:00 - [132] Originally by: VaNessa Oney No one belives your a real girl until we hear you on teamspeak during an eve op. From experience, better to keep it that way ;O
Foobie	Posted - 2005.08.02 16:24:00 - [133] effin' hilarious.
SonOfNomad	Posted - 2005.08.09 05:39:00 - [134] LMAO...Priceless gents, freakn priceless...
Golan Trevize	Posted - 2005.08.09 06:19:00 - [135] Fight the power -- Good one verone and Ikvar The Gallente ideals of Freedom, Liberty and Equality will be met by the Amarr realities of Lasers, Armor and Battleships.
Jonkai	Posted - 2005.08.09 11:01:00 - [136] Great ending good to see people are having a good laugh :) Just had the "god, here he goes again" syndrome in the office
MrRookie	Posted - 2005.08.09 13:16:00 - [137] Man this made me laugh so much I almost started crying (ok I did but dont tell anyone). [ 2005.07.29 21:20:55 ] VenenosaSedutora > And I'll send an email to CCP congratulating this great service. I would like to see the faces on the CCP dudes if they recieved this _____________________________________________ \o/ I got a siggy... WTB 3x Medium Modulated Pulse Energy Beams http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=139877
El'Ran	Posted - 2005.08.09 15:06:00 - [138] awesome guys....and girl best eve comedy prank ive ever heard of :) well done all!
Sir Kad	Posted - 2005.08.09 15:30:00 - [139] That was chirpin awesome guys. I needed a good laugh...
Kinsy	Posted - 2005.08.10 14:43:00 - [140] Is Ikvar & Sons currently recruiting?

Crusher166	Posted - 2005.08.10 16:34:00 - [141] lmao, that was excellent Crusher - Arcane Technologies
Jonathan Harlock	Posted - 2005.08.10 17:38:00 - [142] Edited by: Jonathan Harlock on 10/08/2005 17:39:37 Originally by: Eris Discordia Good to see it has a happy ending, and props to the victim for taking it so very well. OMG that was sooo funny! Gratz on a job well done. On a lighter note, Eris WHERE CAN I GET A PINK SHIP!?!?!


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