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Verone	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:05:00 - [1] Mara, 5 minutes ago.., after warp out killing someone on a gate... --------------------------------------------------------------- Channel ID: 2101549350 Channel Name: Private Chat (VenenosaSedutora) Listener: Verone Session started: 2005.07.29 20:36:53 --------------------------------------------------------------- [ 2005.07.29 20:36:58 ] Verone > good evening [ 2005.07.29 20:37:42 ] VenenosaSedutora > Why did you do that? [ 2005.07.29 20:38:16 ] Verone > you ran for a planet when i warped to the gate, i was under the impression you had something of value on board that was not worth risking... [ 2005.07.29 20:38:42 ] Verone > sadly, for me this wan not true [ 2005.07.29 20:39:42 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm just a newbie player trying to learn this game. [ 2005.07.29 20:40:37 ] Verone > it's probably not a good idea to be in low security in a kestrel then is it? [ 2005.07.29 20:41:24 ] VenenosaSedutora > Could you give me back my stuff? [ 2005.07.29 20:41:59 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm too really scared now. [ 2005.07.29 20:42:03 ] Verone > i'm assuming you're someone's alt, seeing as though you had a full rack of limos rocket launchers on [ 2005.07.29 20:42:08 ] Verone > three of whihc were destroyed [ 2005.07.29 20:42:19 ] VenenosaSedutora > alt? [ 2005.07.29 20:42:28 ] Verone > alternate character [ 2005.07.29 20:42:57 ] VenenosaSedutora > No, this is my primary and unique char. I just started playing this week. [ 2005.07.29 20:43:10 ] VenenosaSedutora > Is this game a PK based? [ 2005.07.29 20:43:18 ] VenenosaSedutora > I don't like PK. [ 2005.07.29 20:43:32 ] Verone > well i guess i'm lucky then, i was going to pod you too =) [ 2005.07.29 20:44:02 ] Verone > no it'snot pk based [ 2005.07.29 20:44:21 ] VenenosaSedutora > So, you killed me just for fun? [ 2005.07.29 20:44:40 ] Verone > no.. i killed you because i thought you might have had something valuable on board [ 2005.07.29 20:45:03 ] VenenosaSedutora > Now that you've seen my poor stuff, could you give me back, please? [ 2005.07.29 20:45:39 ] VenenosaSedutora > Look, I'm just a 16 years old brazilian girl, trying to learn a sci-fi MMOG. Could you do that? [ 2005.07.29 20:46:08 ] VenenosaSedutora > I have no other ship, played for many hours to buy that one you destroyed, with no insurance. [ 2005.07.29 20:46:36 ] Verone > i don't care if you're anna kournikova... makes no difference to me [ 2005.07.29 20:46:46 ] Verone > everyone is equal in here [ 2005.07.29 20:47:01 ] VenenosaSedutora > OK, but could you give me back my stuff? [ 2005.07.29 20:47:54 ] VenenosaSedutora > You are stronger and more experienced than me. So, we're not equal, you're better than me. [ 2005.07.29 20:48:12 ] VenenosaSedutora > I worked really hard to get those stuff. [ 2005.07.29 20:48:16 ] Verone > yeah i know... [ 2005.07.29 20:48:18 ] Ikvar > Hello [ 2005.07.29 20:48:23 ] Verone > i worked hard for my ship too [ 2005.07.29 20:48:29 ] VenenosaSedutora > Hi, are you PK? [ 2005.07.29 20:48:34 ] Verone > yes we are [ 2005.07.29 20:48:34 ] Ikvar > Venenosa, I have been informed you have been PKed recently by one Verone? [ 2005.07.29 20:48:44 ] VenenosaSedutora > Verone: So, could you give me back, please? [ 2005.07.29 20:48:53 ] Verone > wtf? [ 2005.07.29 20:49:03 ] Ikvar > I am an EVE lawyer, I work to help people who are ILLEGALLY PKED by SCUUM like Verone [ 2005.07.29 20:49:05 ] Verone > i can't give you your stuff back [ 2005.07.29 20:49:08 ] Ikvar > Please tell me what happened. [ 2005.07.29 20:49:17 ] Verone > huh? [ 2005.07.29 20:49:27 ] Verone > >_< [ 2005.07.29 20:49:54 ] VenenosaSedutora > I was playing on that system, then this guy just started to shooting me. [ 2005.07.29 20:50:02 ] Ikvar > For no Reason? [ 2005.07.29 20:50:06 ] Verone > you looked suspicious [ 2005.07.29 20:50:08 ] VenenosaSedutora > I tried to warp to another system, but he followed me. [ 2005.07.29 20:50:16 ] Ikvar > That sounds like an ILLEGAL ACT
Verone	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:06:00 - [2] Edited by: Verone on 29/07/2005 21:07:07 [ 2005.07.29 20:57:28 ] Verone > ahh crap [ 2005.07.29 20:57:44 ] VenenosaSedutora > Am I going to get my stuff back? [ 2005.07.29 20:58:24 ] Ikvar > Mr. Paul Verone, under section 7.B.5. paragraph 4 line 6 of the Yulai convention I place you under arrest for the destruction of an innocent newbie [ 2005.07.29 20:58:39 ] Verone > busted 0_< [ 2005.07.29 20:58:42 ] Ikvar > Further more I sentance you to 8 years in the Passari Peen0r colony [ 2005.07.29 20:58:49 ] Verone > damn you concord scum [ 2005.07.29 20:58:55 ] VenenosaSedutora > Is this serious? [ 2005.07.29 20:59:05 ] Ikvar > And I order you to pay compensation to the sum of 100k ISK to Ms. Venenosa [ 2005.07.29 20:59:09 ] Verone > man, i'm quitting :( [ 2005.07.29 20:59:09 ] Ikvar > Yes, very serious [ 2005.07.29 20:59:13 ] Ikvar > Verone is now under arrest [ 2005.07.29 20:59:25 ] Verone > damn that to hell [ 2005.07.29 20:59:28 ] Verone > :S [ 2005.07.29 20:59:35 ] Ikvar > For that contempt of court and resisting arrest, I up the fine to 1m ISK [ 2005.07.29 20:59:41 ] VenenosaSedutora > Just 100K? [ 2005.07.29 20:59:54 ] VenenosaSedutora > My stuff will cost minimal of 500K. [ 2005.07.29 20:59:54 ] Ikvar > I DEMAND YOU PAY [ 2005.07.29 20:59:57 ] Ikvar > 1 MILLION ISK NOW [ 2005.07.29 21:00:13 ] Verone > omg i'm broke now :'( [ 2005.07.29 21:00:24 ] Ikvar > Has he paid Ms. Venenosa? [ 2005.07.29 21:00:36 ] VenenosaSedutora > WoW. Is that serious? Thx so much, Ikvar. :) [ 2005.07.29 21:00:50 ] Verone > damn concord scum [ 2005.07.29 21:00:59 ] Ikvar > Thankyou Ma'am, we at CONCORD are glad we can help innocent pilots such as yourself [ 2005.07.29 21:01:02 ] Verone > /emote shakes his fist at ikvar [ 2005.07.29 21:01:16 ] Ikvar > And now Verone is going to do 8 long years of HARD TIME at the Passari Peenor Colony [ 2005.07.29 21:01:20 ] Ikvar > Let's go downtown [ 2005.07.29 21:01:29 ] Verone > ahhhh [ 2005.07.29 21:01:37 ] Ikvar > I will now remove you and myself from the conversation, you are under arrest. [ 2005.07.29 21:01:47 ] Verone > ACK! [ 2005.07.29 21:01:47 ] VenenosaSedutora > WoW, thanks so much. See you soon. Just had to share this... My sides still hurt
Verone	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:06:00 - [3] Edited by: Verone on 29/07/2005 21:08:35 [ 2005.07.29 20:50:19 ] Verone > you ran away, i chased you [ 2005.07.29 20:50:20 ] VenenosaSedutora > Look the conversation, Mr. Lawyer. [ 2005.07.29 20:50:40 ] VenenosaSedutora > VenenosaSedutora > Why did you do that?<br>Verone > you ran for a planet when i warped to the gate, i was under the impression you had something of value on board that was not worth risking...<br>Verone > sadly, for me this wan not true... [ 2005.07.29 20:50:40 ] Ikvar > Venenosa, would you like to persue legal action against Mr. Verone? [ 2005.07.29 20:50:45 ] Verone > i don't wanna do time >_< [ 2005.07.29 20:50:45 ] Ikvar > I could get you a BIG CASH SETTLEMENT [ 2005.07.29 20:50:48 ] Ikvar > IN COURT [ 2005.07.29 20:50:49 ] VenenosaSedutora > Yes, I do. [ 2005.07.29 20:50:52 ] Ikvar > And he could go TO EVE JAIL [ 2005.07.29 20:51:04 ] Verone > damn it've got it bad enough with concord [ 2005.07.29 20:51:09 ] Ikvar > So Verone, how do you plead? [ 2005.07.29 20:51:10 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm a newbie player, check my char info. [ 2005.07.29 20:51:39 ] Verone > i don't care how old you are 0_o [ 2005.07.29 20:51:57 ] Ikvar > HOW DO TOU PLEAD VERONE!? DON'T AVOID THE QUESTION SIR [ 2005.07.29 20:52:05 ] Verone > not guilty damn you [ 2005.07.29 20:52:13 ] Verone > jesus it's my job [ 2005.07.29 20:52:14 ] Ikvar > Just as I though [ 2005.07.29 20:52:17 ] VenenosaSedutora > I don't wanna harm nobody, just want my ship, stuff and cargo back. [ 2005.07.29 20:52:26 ] Ikvar > So, do you deny that you destroyed Ms. Venenosa in Mara? [ 2005.07.29 20:52:41 ] Verone > er... i plead the 5th amendment [ 2005.07.29 20:52:48 ] Ikvar > Oh... [ 2005.07.29 20:52:52 ] Ikvar > Erm.... uuuh.... [ 2005.07.29 20:53:33 ] Ikvar > So Ms. Venenosa, can you provide a killmail to incriminate Mr Verone? [ 2005.07.29 20:53:49 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm reading your info, are you a pirate? [ 2005.07.29 20:54:14 ] Ikvar > As his pleading of the 5th ammendment grants him total diplomatic haemmoroid immunity due to section 5 paragaraph 1 line 4 of the Piracy act of 1984 [ 2005.07.29 20:54:20 ] Ikvar > No Ma'am I am a lawyer [ 2005.07.29 20:54:40 ] VenenosaSedutora > But he destroyed my ship. [ 2005.07.29 20:54:43 ] Ikvar > However! [ 2005.07.29 20:54:44 ] Ikvar > Section XII, Paragraph 11 part 2.a.1 of the yulai convention overrules the 5th ammendment [ 2005.07.29 20:55:06 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'm a newbie player. I'll cancel my account. This game is PK based, I didn't know that. [ 2005.07.29 20:55:08 ] Verone > X( [ 2005.07.29 20:55:12 ] Ikvar > So unless you can provide a killmail, there''s not much I can do [ 2005.07.29 20:55:26 ] Verone > the game isn't pk based [ 2005.07.29 20:55:28 ] Ikvar > Can you provide a killmail? If so then I can have Mr. Verone arrested [ 2005.07.29 20:55:29 ] Verone > like i said [ 2005.07.29 20:55:31 ] VenenosaSedutora > I can send you a kill mail, if I know what it is. [ 2005.07.29 20:56:00 ] Ikvar > When you were destroyed you should have recieved an EVE Mail detailing your death [ 2005.07.29 20:56:02 ] Ikvar > From Concord [ 2005.07.29 20:56:06 ] Ikvar > Do you have such a mail? [ 2005.07.29 20:56:12 ] VenenosaSedutora > The Insurance mail of Concord? [ 2005.07.29 20:56:24 ] Ikvar > It should say Victim etc on it [ 2005.07.29 20:56:33 ] VenenosaSedutora > Ah, just received it. [ 2005.07.29 20:56:53 ] Ikvar > Could you copy it and paste it to this channel please Ma'am? [ 2005.07.29 20:56:59 ] VenenosaSedutora > OK. [ 2005.07.29 20:57:14 ] VenenosaSedutora > (posts killmail) [ 2005.07.29 20:57:18 ] Ikvar > Ah, I'm just speaking to my contact in Concord and he has provided me the mail [ 2005.07.29 20:57:21 ] Ikvar > Aha! There it is! [ 2005.07.29 20:57:28 ] Verone > ahh crap
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:07:00 - [4] I must say, I was slightly inspired by the Viceroy/Xpohoc/Mnemosyne thing __________________
Razner Cerizo	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:12:00 - [5] Oh man, that was awesome. Great way for me to wake up... good job guys XD
Joshua Foiritain	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:16:00 - [6] rofl, did she actually get the money? ------------------ [WTT: Vigilant]
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:17:00 - [7] Yes, Verone paid the compensation in full! __________________
Trey Azagthoth	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:19:00 - [8] Comedy G000000000000000000000000000000000000LD! Good god, I fcking LOVE you guys. group hug Siddy > i feel like Clubbing a baby seals now
Verone	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:26:00 - [9] Edited by: Verone on 29/07/2005 21:31:54 UPDATE more convo just arrived --------------------------------------------------------------- Channel ID: 2101550028 Channel Name: Private Chat (VenenosaSedutora) Listener: Verone Session started: 2005.07.29 21:18:04 --------------------------------------------------------------- [ 2005.07.29 21:18:30 ] VenenosaSedutora > Er... I assume that the joke is over. Thanks for giving me back my money. [ 2005.07.29 21:18:40 ] Ikvar > Dear Ms. Venenosa [ 2005.07.29 21:18:41 ] Verone > =( joke? [ 2005.07.29 21:18:45 ] VenenosaSedutora > Both you are from the same corp. [ 2005.07.29 21:18:57 ] VenenosaSedutora > It doesn't make sense. [ 2005.07.29 21:19:05 ] Ikvar > I am here to inform you that Verone may only contact you under the restrictions of his parole [ 2005.07.29 21:19:14 ] Verone > our corp just found out ikvar is a concord insider [ 2005.07.29 21:19:15 ] Ikvar > Oh, that's a bug Venenosa [ 2005.07.29 21:19:17 ] VenenosaSedutora > But if it's really true, god, this game is awesome. [ 2005.07.29 21:19:34 ] Ikvar > I am from concord, but I do a lot of undecover work [ 2005.07.29 21:20:00 ] Verone > >_< [ 2005.07.29 21:20:10 ] Ikvar > And I have infiltrated the S******dly corporation in an attempt to get info on their ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES [ 2005.07.29 21:20:17 ] Ikvar > Which includes MALE PROSTITUTION [ 2005.07.29 21:20:30 ] VenenosaSedutora > Lawyers running as players to help newbie. Thanks so much Mr. Ikvar. I'll recomend your services to many people. [ 2005.07.29 21:20:39 ] Ikvar > Why thankyou [ 2005.07.29 21:20:43 ] Verone > i can only speak under the restrictions of my CONCORD pareole, which is due to enforce itself in 5 minutes time [ 2005.07.29 21:20:55 ] VenenosaSedutora > And I'll send an email to CCP congratulating this great service. [ 2005.07.29 21:21:05 ] Ikvar > If you are ever destroyed or any of your friends are, contact Ikvar & Sons. Solicitors [ 2005.07.29 21:21:18 ] VenenosaSedutora > I'll add you to my addressbook ok? [ 2005.07.29 21:21:19 ] Verone > X( [ 2005.07.29 21:21:23 ] Ikvar > And yes, CCP would love to know that their new Lawyer service works [ 2005.07.29 21:21:28 ] Ikvar > That is fine Ms. Venenosa [ 2005.07.29 21:21:34 ] Verone > i have 8 years to serve now [ 2005.07.29 21:21:36 ] VenenosaSedutora > Ikvar & Sons? Is it a corp? [ 2005.07.29 21:22:03 ] Ikvar > No, that is my division of concord (VERONE CTD) [ 2005.07.29 21:23:39 ] Ikvar > I am a Person, I am not always online but if I am not and you need help, send me a mail and I will FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS [ 2005.07.29 21:23:46 ] Verone > :'( [ 2005.07.29 21:23:55 ] Verone > i'm the victim here! ME! [ 2005.07.29 21:24:00 ] Verone > i did nothing wrong [ 2005.07.29 21:24:00 ] Ikvar > QUIET YOU [ 2005.07.29 21:24:05 ] Ikvar > OR YOU WILL BE BEATEN [ 2005.07.29 21:24:06 ] Verone > :x [ 2005.07.29 21:24:11 ] Ikvar > YOU ARE CRIMINAL SCUM [ 2005.07.29 21:24:40 ] Verone > 8 years of my life are going to be lost where will all my ships go? (she left the convo at this point)
Velsharoon	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:35:00 - [10] damn you to hell concord haxxors!!

Tekka	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:36:00 - [11]
Sobeseki Pawi	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:39:00 - [12] lol ~Sobe Captain Cutie, Razor's Kiss Combat Pilot and looking for a corp? Check AGSYN out here
Kerby Lane	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:41:00 - [13] It`s awesome, great idea and RP.
Masta Killa	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:46:00 - [14] oh god this is so good -------------------------------------- We are The Collective. Resistance is futile.
MadGaz	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:49:00 - [15] Priceless, good going guys ------------------------------------------
Redblade	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:50:00 - [16] Killboard
Teela Belwynn	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:51:00 - [17] *lol*
Chrisb6122	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:52:00 - [18] nice work
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:53:00 - [19] Ikvar > Hello again Ma'am VenenosaSedutora > Hello! I just wanna ask sorry, I left the conversation without saying bye. My connection went down. Once again, many thanks. :) Ikvar > My pleasure, I'm glad I could be of help Ikvar > In EVE, we will not tolerate law breakers VenenosaSedutora > Where can I fing the Law Code of Eve? I saw you talking about amendments. Ikvar > It's relatively new and hasn't been fully compiled for public use yet Ikvar > However if you like in a few weeks I can send you a copy when it's ready VenenosaSedutora > I'd appreciate that. But how does Verone know about the amendment? Ikvar > I belive his attourney informed him of his rights VenenosaSedutora > Ah... That's great! When will I be able to have an attourney too? Ikvar > That's me :) Ikvar > Any legal problems I can help VenenosaSedutora > Great! Stay tuned, I have a great idea for tomorrow! __________________
Verone	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:54:00 - [20] MY NAME IS VERONE OF SNIGG, AND I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TILL YOU DIE FROM IT!

Necrologic	Posted - 2005.07.29 21:58:00 - [21] <3 _______________________________________________________ Et nunc, reges, intelligite, erudimini, qui judicati terram.
Ebil Fred	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:21:00 - [22] Very funny guys Love It !!! (\ _ (O /) o) . <) (> I cut up teh bunneh too.
Moraka Kens	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:28:00 - [23] LMAO....damn thats funny :D
MrMorph	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:30:00 - [24] ----------------------------------------------
Laprastine	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:32:00 - [25] Haha, that is classic. I can't wait to see what you have in store next.
Xav Vorbarra	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:44:00 - [26] Hell hath no fury like man camped "omg f**king spawncamper!!! i hope u die of cancer b!tch!!!"
Layrex	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:46:00 - [27] lmfao i love you ------------------------------
Xoria Krint	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:50:00 - [28] Thats was some funny **** Space Invader \| Shadow Of The Ghost \| Xoria Krint
ParMizaN	Posted - 2005.07.29 22:56:00 - [29] Lmao, you people are too nice ------------------ Run and fall or stand in line, in the end what's your's is mine
Yuki Li	Posted - 2005.07.29 23:02:00 - [30] bahaha. That was great <3 [ 2004.07.31 17:31:00 ] (combat) Gallente Police Major strikes you perfectly, wrecking for 427.9 damage.



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