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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
284
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:19:00 -
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Gutter Press recently received some audio-visual footage purporting to be Federal hero Andreus Ixiris offering his services as a mercenary to the Blood Raiders, an Amarrian style cannibal cult!
These comments included Captain Ixiris showering compliments on notorious Blood Raider operative Asias Urazmie, and drinking wine with several Sani Sabik cultists!
Amazing!
Other information received by Gutter Press indicated that Captain Ixiris and Asias Urazmie engaged in a brief moment of passion! This despite it being quite widely known that such things are really not Captain Ixiris's preference!
Confusing!
We asked Captain Ixiris about these allegations, the response was a strenuous denial that he was a Sani Sabik, and that he most certainly did not agree to bathe in the Empress Jamyl's blood, with Asias Urazmie! He also took time to promote Poteque Pharmaceuticals skincare products, which are available at all good outlets across the cluster.
Incredible!
A Caldari Plot is suspected. Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours! |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2083
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:24:00 -
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I actually was at a party with some Blood Raiders, and we actually did engage in polite conversation at various points during the evening. But you know what the best thing about this is? There's almost no-one in the cluster who'd honestly consider the possibility that I was a follower of the Sani Sabik as it was. Now that it's been reported in Gutter Press, no-one who wants to maintain even the most meagre shred of credibility would seriously entertain the prospect, even for a moment.
So in the hypothetical scenario that I actually had secretly sworn allegience to Omir Sarikusa, whoever thought that they might damage my reputation by reporting me to one of the least credible news sources in the cluster?
Thanks, dumbass. Assuming I actually am a Blood Raider, you just gave me an absolutely perfect degree of secrecy. Mane 614
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Aldrith Shutaq
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
250
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:28:00 -
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Funny how you can share polite conversation with Blood Raiders but froth at the mouth when confronted with an Amarrian.
Really, your cultural flexibility is astonishing. |

Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1273
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:28:00 -
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Gods on High I can't stop laughing.
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2085
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:33:00 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:Funny how you can share polite conversation with Blood Raiders but froth at the mouth when confronted with an Amarrian.
Really, your cultural flexibility is astonishing. Maybe most of the Blood Raiders I meet aren't making implicit cultural judgements about me, constantly insulting the culture of my nation or threatening me with slavery.
Hell, the literal worst thing a Blood Raider ever did to me was, uh, lock me in a closet? Mane 614
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Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1196
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:42:00 -
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Our secret plot is all coming together.... magnificent! Shosho Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Diplomat ~ [I-RED] Sub-Director of Public Relations |

Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
105
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:45:00 -
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It does not Say that the Andreus Ixiris did not offer to be a Mercenary, because his Interests align with the Blood Raiders campaigns against the Khanid Kingdom and the Empire. |

Grideris
Fleet Coordination Commission Fleet Coordination Coalition
531
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:45:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Our secret plot is all coming together.... magnificent!
Can you guys wait a moment? I need to get the popcorn. http://www.dust514.org - the unofficial forum for everything DUST 514 http://www.dust514base.com - the blog site with everything else DUST 514 you need
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Scherezad
Lai Dai Research Spacelane Security
568
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:45:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Aldrith Shutaq wrote:Funny how you can share polite conversation with Blood Raiders but froth at the mouth when confronted with an Amarrian.
Really, your cultural flexibility is astonishing. Maybe most of the Blood Raiders I meet aren't making implicit cultural judgements about me, endlessly spouting scripture, constantly insulting the politics of my nation or threatening me with slavery. Hell, the literal worst thing a Blood Raider ever did to me was, uh, lock me in a closet?
Mr. Ixiris;
Perhaps you should ask your crews about reasons they might have for disliking the Blood Raiders. They may provide you with reasons for inverting the relationship you discuss above.
Though, I of course would never suggest being uncivil, even to the most atrocious, without due and immediate cause. |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2085
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:47:00 -
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Scherezad wrote:Mr. Ixiris;
Perhaps you should ask your crews about reasons they might have for disliking the Blood Raiders. They may provide you with reasons for inverting the relationship you discuss above.
Though, I of course would never suggest being uncivil, even to the most atrocious, without due and immediate cause. I'll go ask. Let me get back to you on that one. Mane 614
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Aldrith Shutaq
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
254
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:47:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Maybe most of the Blood Raiders I meet aren't making implicit cultural judgements about me, endlessly spouting scripture, constantly insulting the politics of my nation or threatening me with slavery.
Hell, the literal worst thing a Blood Raider ever did to me was, uh, lock me in a closet?
No, they just drain some people of their blood just because they can. Nevermind though, as long as they treat you well it's quite fine. I forgot you were the center of the universe, sorry. |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2085
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:53:00 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:No, they just drain some people of their blood just because they can. Nevermind though, as long as they treat you well it's quite fine. I forgot you were the center of the universe, sorry. And the Empire enslave entire cultures spanning billions of people, and when those cultures have the sheer temerity to firmly suggest that they might not be pleased with this arrangement, the Empire bombards the planet from orbit until it's literally uninhabitable. Then, when the Empire discovers that the first attempt at genocide might not have been quite as efficacious as they first thought, they try to do it again. By comparison, the Blood Raiders actually look like they have the moral high ground, and to any sane person that should be a scary prospect.
In addition, I cannot help but note that instead of attempting to change my opinions on the behaviour, politeness and hospitality of Imperial Amarrians vs. Blood Raiders by being, for example, well-behaved, polite and hospitable, you're continuing to insult me.
Good job, Aldrith. Ten out of ten. Mane 614
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Khazarn Areth
Dirt Nap Squad Dirt Nap Squad.
143
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:53:00 -
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Whilst Mr Ixiris is a plesant conversationalist I must point out that he is not Sabik and furthermore you should all know better than to blindly accept Gutter Press as a credible news agency.
Bloody Omir's coming back Monsters from the endless black Wading through a crimson flood Omir's come to drink your blood |

Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1275
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:55:00 -
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Seriously, guys stop. My friends are looking at me weird. Oh by the Edge hahaha.
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Malcolm Khross
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
568
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:55:00 -
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I cannot confirm or deny the presence of a Caldari plot at this time. Our involvement with the Blood Raiders has been a closely kept secret for many generations and now that it has been brought to light, a great many loopholes and contract details are being discussed regarding the legality behind the term plot and what exactly constitutes a "plot." Further information may or may not be pending depending upon whether or not we wish to disclose further humor to this comedic act.
Thank you for your time and patience during these ostentatious times. ~Malcolm Khross
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Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1201
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Posted - 2013.02.20 19:57:00 -
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I like the part where they called him a Federal Hero. I wonder what his superhero alter-ego would be?
Handy Andy! Andyman! Randyman? The Ixirisator Ixxy Trixxy
The possibilities are endless. Shosho Katrina Oniseki ~ (RDC) Diplomat ~ [I-RED] Sub-Director of Public Relations |

Aldrith Shutaq
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
254
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:01:00 -
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Sorry about that again, Center of the Universe. I'll stop suggesting you're a petulant child who picks their enemies based more on personal feelings than actual ideals, because the Center of the Universe couldn't possibly we wrong or unreasonable or be unable to see through his own hypocracy. That just wouldn't do. |

Gosakumori Noh
Viziam Amarr Empire
100
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:04:00 -
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Muck Raker wrote:These comments included Captain Ixiris showering compliments on notorious Blood Raider operative Asias Urazmie, and drinking wine with several Sani Sabik cultists!
Oh, he did more than drink.
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Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1277
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:07:00 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:Sorry about that again, Center of the Universe. I'll stop suggesting you're a petulant child who picks their enemies based more on personal feelings than actual ideals, because the Center of the Universe couldn't possibly we wrong or unreasonable or be unable to see through his own hypocracy. That just wouldn't do.
You're really bitter Aldrith. So what if he picks and chooses based on emotion. It means he's human. We don't always have to be logical. Get off your high horse man, it doesn't suit you.
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2086
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:12:00 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:Sorry about that again, Center of the Universe. I'll stop suggesting you're a petulant child who picks their enemies based more on personal feelings than actual ideals, because the Center of the Universe couldn't possibly we wrong or unreasonable or be unable to see through his own hypocracy. That just wouldn't do. To be brutally honest, I don't think the Empire's actual ideals are any more inherently noble than the rabble of arrogant, self-entitled racists that fight to spread them. I'm not saying I like the Blood Raiders or support their ideals any more than I support those of the Empire - and if you care to ask any practicing member of the Sani Sabik I've spoken to in person they'll tell you I made this viewpoint very clear. Besides, in terms of actions rather than words, the Empire has - and isn't this ironic? - a lot more blood on its hands than the Raiders do.
And through all this, even despite what you said, you're still not doing anything to convince me that my personal feelings about those who support the Empire are anything but accurate. You're still blithely writing empty, factually inaccurate invective. You used to stand for something in the Knighthood, Aldrith. There used to be Amarrians I respected more than Blood Raiders because even if I didn't agree with what they said, they didn't dilute their ideals and sugar-coat their words just to maintain some false sense of brotherhood and internal cohesion.
I can hardly summon even a grudging respect for Rodj Blake nowadays, and take in mind that it used to be my aspiration to be a public figure of enough political and tactical import to act as his opposite number among those loyal to the Federation.
Nowadays I can claim to have surpassed him simply because I undock at least once a day.
If my respect and admiration is important to the Amarrians as it seems to be to you, Aldrith, perhaps you should start doing something worthy of it, and if it isn't, perhaps you should get off my back. There are prettier people who could go there. Mane 614
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Aldrith Shutaq
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
257
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:14:00 -
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Anslo wrote:You're really bitter Aldrith. So what if he picks and chooses based on emotion. It means he's human. We don't always have to be logical. Get off your high horse man, it doesn't suit you.
Hell yes I'm bitter. I, a father who wishes only for the safety and prospterity for his family and nation, take offense at being judged lower than a pack of psycopathic blood cultists that ****, toruture and kill because their society demands expressions of domiance over the 'weak'.
So no, I'm not going to let it go, just like Mr. Irixis cannot let go his own bitterness that keeps him from seeing good, decent people live in the Empire. |

Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1277
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:20:00 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote: Hell yes I'm bitter. I, a father who wishes only for the safety and prospterity for his family and nation, take offense at being judged lower than a pack of psycopathic blood cultists that ****, toruture and kill because their society demands expressions of domiance over the 'weak'.
So no, I'm not going to let it go, just like Mr. Irixis cannot let go his own bitterness that keeps him from seeing good, decent people live in the Empire.
But why do you care what someone else thinks? It's your life, who cares who judges you as whatever? You know you're good, your family knows your good, your colleagues know your good. Hell, I know you're a good guy.
Seriously, you're caring way too much about others opinions. Chill out.
And Andreus, stop being a tit. You're gonna give Aldrith an ulcer.
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Scherezad
Lai Dai Research Spacelane Security
572
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:22:00 -
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Anslo wrote:But why do you care what someone else thinks? It's your life, who cares who judges you as whatever? You know you're good, your family knows your good, your colleagues know your good. Hell, I know you're a good guy.
Seriously, you're caring way too much about others opinions. Chill out.
When wealth is ubiquitous, it is meaningless.
The currency of the Capsuleer is not ISK. It is reputation. |

Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
1478
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:24:00 -
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Scherezad wrote:Anslo wrote:But why do you care what someone else thinks? It's your life, who cares who judges you as whatever? You know you're good, your family knows your good, your colleagues know your good. Hell, I know you're a good guy.
Seriously, you're caring way too much about others opinions. Chill out. When wealth is ubiquitous, it is meaningless. The currency of the Capsuleer is not ISK. It is reputation.
This cannot be stated enough. It should be drilled into the head of each and every capsuleer as soon as they come out the academy's doors.
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Louella Dougans
Sovereign Hospitaller Order of Saint Katherine
42
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:26:00 -
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It's a sad day when the Gallente jump into bed with the Blood Raiders. Be a Space Nun, it is fun. \o/ |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
2086
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:27:00 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:Hell yes I'm bitter. I, a father who wishes only for the safety and prospterity for his family and nation, take offense at being judged lower than a pack of psycopathic blood cultists that ****, toruture and kill because their society demands expressions of domiance over the 'weak'. Is that because you feel the Empire is genuinely a more moral and reasonable entity, or is it because the Blood Raiders are simply a more honest version of your own religion? When you get right down to it, the entire spirit of the Reclaiming is that others are morally and spiritually "weak," and so the chosen - and that's exactly what your religion calls the Amarr - are obligated by their society to dominate them for their own good. Their own good is, conveniently, the greater good, and as such many individuals can safely be dispensed with via methods such as, just off the top of my head, ****, torture and murder if they cannot serve this greater good.
The Blood Raiders aren't shining beacons of morality, but at least they don't pretend to be righteous.
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:So no, I'm not going to let it go, just like Mr. Irixis cannot let go his own bitterness that keeps him from seeing good, decent people live in the Empire. I keep hearing about all these good, decent people in the Empire, and every time I do I can't help but think that someone is doing a very, very good job of hiding them under a strata of complete bastards. Mane 614
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Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1278
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:29:00 -
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Scherezad wrote: When wealth is ubiquitous, it is meaningless.
The currency of the Capsuleer is not ISK. It is reputation.
Aldrith's reputation isn't even questioned here, it's Andreus talking about all the Amarr. So as far as I'm concerned, he's still caring too much.
I'd say the same for a Gallentean. If a Caldari makes sweeping generalizations about my people, then meh whatever. Now if someone runs around saying I drink the blood of fallen enemies well..I might be a bit pissed off. But still...
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
198
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:32:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:at least they don't pretend to be righteous.
I have no need to pretend to be Righteous. |

Scherezad
Lai Dai Research Spacelane Security
572
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:34:00 -
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Anslo wrote:I'd say the same for a Gallentean. If a Caldari makes sweeping generalizations about my people, then meh whatever. Now if someone runs around saying I drink the blood of fallen enemies well..I might be a bit pissed off. But still...
What would you do if someone pointed to that blood-drinking bezark and publicly announced "I think that man is a better man than you are." ? |

Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1279
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Posted - 2013.02.20 20:37:00 -
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Scherezad wrote:Anslo wrote:I'd say the same for a Gallentean. If a Caldari makes sweeping generalizations about my people, then meh whatever. Now if someone runs around saying I drink the blood of fallen enemies well..I might be a bit pissed off. But still... What would you do if someone pointed to that blood-drinking bezark and publicly announced "I think that man is a better man than you are." ?
I'd say "Kay." I don't care if someone screams that someone else is better than me. I'm not in some rat race. This isn't school where everyone's joining a popularity contest. I could care less if someone thought I was the greatest person around or a stupid egger who has no place in this society.
I am who I am. I have my opinions. They ain't changing to please someone else. I ain't changing to please someone else. Think of me what you want, I simply don't give two ****s, and I'm happier for it truth be told.
Less ego, more elation. Enjoy your life and your loved ones around you.
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