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Xara I'dheel
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Posted - 2005.08.03 10:59:00 -
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To all our fellow capsuleers,
As you all probably know from our press releases, our new product line will be launched soon with a slogan "Venus brand beauty products - now you can have the look of a goddess too". The products will be released simultaneously in all four empires, and for the benefit of every self-respecting pod pilotess they will be available in every well-equipped outpost in lower security space as well.
As our corporate lawyers were in contact with Amarr empire officials to get the sales permit, it became apparent that we cannot use our current slogan in the Amarr space as it might be considered blasphemous and inappropriate. So, the launch of the product line will be somewhat dealyed as we design the new sales slogan for Amarr.
The competition:
 Come up with a good Amarr empire compatible one-liner to promote the Venus beauty product line. Post your suggestion to this thread.
The best suggestion wins 2 million isk, either deposited to the winner's account or to a charitable organization of the winner's choice.
The winner will be decided by Doves Hair Care Products PR department in association with the leading trirectorate of the Daughters of Venus corporation, the Charmed Ones.
The winner and his/her slogan will be announced in this thread after the competition is closed.
The competition is open from now on until Sunday 21st of August 12.00 GMT.
If no decent suggestions are presented during the competition period, the organizers reserve a possibility to give the prize money for organizations promoting well-being and education of former slaves.
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Xara I'dheel
Charmed One of the Daughters of Venus corporation
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.08.03 11:05:00 -
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 Originally by: Xara I'dheel
Venus
Venus; it's just Divine.
[chuckles]
[Come to Daddy]
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Ethidium Bromide
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Posted - 2005.08.03 11:26:00 -
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Originally by: Xara I'dheel
VENUS
venus; look as god wanted you to.....
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sapage1
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Posted - 2005.08.03 11:34:00 -
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Venus: For the goddess in you.
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Imperium vs 5ive
Imperium.wmv
www.sultenonline.com/zelotas/Imperium.wmvMirr |
Stormhold
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Posted - 2005.08.03 11:58:00 -
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"Venus, even the Amarrian empire approves it!"
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Nira Li
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Posted - 2005.08.03 12:07:00 -
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"I'm your Venus, I'm your Fire, Your Desire" 
You Will Cry My Name
Dies Irae Dies Illa Solvet Cosmos In Favilla
Vocamus Te Aeshma-Diva |
Sarkos
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Posted - 2005.08.03 12:15:00 -
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With the Amarr compulsive fixation on religeon, I don't think naming a product after an ancient goddess is a good thing. The name alone may get it banned from Amarr space.
Since most citizens of the Amarr Empire also want to remain innocuous, advertising a product that may bring attention to themselves is also a bad idea. Perhaps a slogan along these lines will do.
Let the glow of faith show, with Venus beauty products.
or
Use Venus beauty products to amplify the Amarrian superiority.
Sarkos
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Xavian Vaar
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Posted - 2005.08.03 12:16:00 -
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Vanity is a sin. You will burn.
Si vis pacem, para bellum. Sola fide stamus contra malum. |
Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.08.03 12:20:00 -
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Originally by: Xavian Vaar
Vanity is a sin. You will burn.
But why look bad in the process?
Venus; look good at your funeral
[Come to Daddy]
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Russo
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Posted - 2005.08.03 13:12:00 -
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"Venus beauty products, giving you more to be humble about."
Russo - CEO Amarria Auxilia
XL pod for an XL personality
'Russo, what exactly do you feed your ego to keep it that big?.'
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SilkAndLace
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Posted - 2005.08.03 13:25:00 -
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Venus Hair Products-----Will Light Up Your Desire 
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.08.03 14:26:00 -
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'Venus: Made from the sweat, blood and tears of Minmitar slaves'
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Ikvar & Sons Legal, WE WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS!
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DrunkenOne
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Posted - 2005.08.03 16:50:00 -
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Venus: Minmatar hate it.
I Die A lot in this vid
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Shuo Ban
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Posted - 2005.08.03 20:13:00 -
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Venus, an attempt to make the Amarians look more like humans than monsters ...
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.08.03 20:14:00 -
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Dream, Desire, Design, Venus.
It's Getting Close to That Hour... |
Kuonrada Uotadan
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Posted - 2005.08.03 21:14:00 -
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Venus, It's Soylent Green from your very soul.
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TECOR
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Posted - 2005.08.03 21:23:00 -
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Venus enhances your appearence
"Remember my name Amarr you will come to fear it"
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TECOR
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Posted - 2005.08.03 21:27:00 -
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Or you could have:
"Venus as used on TECORS moustache"
We can talk appearence fees later, get your people to talk to my people, lets do lunch.
"Remember my name Amarr you will come to fear it"
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Soratah
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Posted - 2005.08.04 00:44:00 -
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"Who needs implants when you have; VENUS!"
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Chiralos
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Posted - 2005.08.04 01:11:00 -
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Venus brand beauty products : attain Pod Pilot Perfection
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Tekran
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Posted - 2005.08.04 04:39:00 -
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Venus, To Show Your Inner Beauty
or more Amarr-compatible and less vain
Venus, to bring forth the light of your heart.
Venus.. Show Your Inner Grace..
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Xav Vorbarra
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Posted - 2005.08.04 05:12:00 -
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Originally by: Discorporation
Originally by: Xavian Vaar
Vanity is a sin. You will burn.
But why look bad in the process?
4tw
LOL at Ikvar's sig
Hell hath no fury like man camped
"omg f**king spawncamper!!! i hope u die of cancer b!tch!!!" |
Calderio
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Posted - 2005.08.04 06:40:00 -
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Venus, for her pleasure
or
let your desire go, repent with venus
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Zandorak X
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Posted - 2005.08.04 08:11:00 -
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Edited by: Zandorak X on 04/08/2005 08:14:18
Beauty adds grace, grace adds power, Venus.
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I am a one mean thinking, fighting, pvping and lovin machine..
Oh and i'm darn good lookin 2  |
Russo
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Posted - 2005.08.04 08:56:00 -
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So when are you announcing the winner...I thought I pretty much ended the thread with my idea...
Russo - CEO Amarria Auxilia
XL pod for an XL personality
'Russo, what exactly do you feed your ego to keep it that big?.'
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Ethidium Bromide
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Posted - 2005.08.04 13:29:00 -
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Originally by: Xav Vorbarra
Originally by: Discorporation
Originally by: Xavian Vaar
Vanity is a sin. You will burn.
But why look bad in the process?
4tw
LOL at Ikvar's sig
signed, the combo od those comments should be the winner
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Lorna Doone
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Posted - 2005.08.04 13:40:00 -
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Venus: because open-casket funerals deserve great-looking corpses
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"Meantime, all around me is violence and robbery, coarse delight and savage pain, reckless joke and hopeless death." |
Regardie
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Posted - 2005.08.04 13:46:00 -
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"I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all that is beautiful is the work of Venus."
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Sforza
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Posted - 2005.08.04 15:18:00 -
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Venus.. the only shampoo likely to invoke Ushra'Khan projectile fire.
Sforza
Director - FU2
Council Member - Ushra'Khan
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Xara I'dheel
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Posted - 2005.08.04 17:29:00 -
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Edited by: Xara I''dheel on 04/08/2005 20:23:13
Originally by: Sforza
Venus.. the only shampoo likely to invoke Ushra'Khan projectile fire.
I would like to remind that our Venus products are not meant for Amarri pilots only, but to all races equally. This competition just happens to deal with a slogan for the Amarr, as explained in the original post.
Thank you for all the great suggestions so far - keep them coming! 
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Xara I'dheel
Charmed One of the Daughters of Venus corporation |
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