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Xara I'dheel
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Posted - 2005.08.03 10:59:00 -
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To all our fellow capsuleers,
As you all probably know from our press releases, our new product line will be launched soon with a slogan "Venus brand beauty products - now you can have the look of a goddess too". The products will be released simultaneously in all four empires, and for the benefit of every self-respecting pod pilotess they will be available in every well-equipped outpost in lower security space as well.
As our corporate lawyers were in contact with Amarr empire officials to get the sales permit, it became apparent that we cannot use our current slogan in the Amarr space as it might be considered blasphemous and inappropriate. So, the launch of the product line will be somewhat dealyed as we design the new sales slogan for Amarr.
The competition:
 Come up with a good Amarr empire compatible one-liner to promote the Venus beauty product line. Post your suggestion to this thread.
The best suggestion wins 2 million isk, either deposited to the winner's account or to a charitable organization of the winner's choice.
The winner will be decided by Doves Hair Care Products PR department in association with the leading trirectorate of the Daughters of Venus corporation, the Charmed Ones.
The winner and his/her slogan will be announced in this thread after the competition is closed.
The competition is open from now on until Sunday 21st of August 12.00 GMT.
If no decent suggestions are presented during the competition period, the organizers reserve a possibility to give the prize money for organizations promoting well-being and education of former slaves.
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Xara I'dheel
Charmed One of the Daughters of Venus corporation
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.08.03 11:05:00 -
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 Originally by: Xara I'dheel
Venus
Venus; it's just Divine.
[chuckles]
[Come to Daddy]
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Ethidium Bromide
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Posted - 2005.08.03 11:26:00 -
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Originally by: Xara I'dheel
VENUS
venus; look as god wanted you to.....
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sapage1
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Posted - 2005.08.03 11:34:00 -
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Venus: For the goddess in you.
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Imperium vs 5ive
Imperium.wmv
www.sultenonline.com/zelotas/Imperium.wmvMirr |
Stormhold
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Posted - 2005.08.03 11:58:00 -
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"Venus, even the Amarrian empire approves it!"
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Nira Li
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Posted - 2005.08.03 12:07:00 -
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"I'm your Venus, I'm your Fire, Your Desire" 
You Will Cry My Name
Dies Irae Dies Illa Solvet Cosmos In Favilla
Vocamus Te Aeshma-Diva |
Sarkos
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Posted - 2005.08.03 12:15:00 -
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With the Amarr compulsive fixation on religeon, I don't think naming a product after an ancient goddess is a good thing. The name alone may get it banned from Amarr space.
Since most citizens of the Amarr Empire also want to remain innocuous, advertising a product that may bring attention to themselves is also a bad idea. Perhaps a slogan along these lines will do.
Let the glow of faith show, with Venus beauty products.
or
Use Venus beauty products to amplify the Amarrian superiority.
Sarkos
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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Xavian Vaar
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Posted - 2005.08.03 12:16:00 -
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Vanity is a sin. You will burn.
Si vis pacem, para bellum. Sola fide stamus contra malum. |
Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.08.03 12:20:00 -
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Originally by: Xavian Vaar
Vanity is a sin. You will burn.
But why look bad in the process?
Venus; look good at your funeral
[Come to Daddy]
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Russo
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Posted - 2005.08.03 13:12:00 -
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"Venus beauty products, giving you more to be humble about."
Russo - CEO Amarria Auxilia
XL pod for an XL personality
'Russo, what exactly do you feed your ego to keep it that big?.'
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SilkAndLace
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Posted - 2005.08.03 13:25:00 -
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Venus Hair Products-----Will Light Up Your Desire 
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.08.03 14:26:00 -
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'Venus: Made from the sweat, blood and tears of Minmitar slaves'
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Ikvar & Sons Legal, WE WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS!
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DrunkenOne
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Posted - 2005.08.03 16:50:00 -
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Venus: Minmatar hate it.
I Die A lot in this vid
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Shuo Ban
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Posted - 2005.08.03 20:13:00 -
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Venus, an attempt to make the Amarians look more like humans than monsters ...
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.08.03 20:14:00 -
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Dream, Desire, Design, Venus.
It's Getting Close to That Hour... |
Kuonrada Uotadan
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Posted - 2005.08.03 21:14:00 -
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Venus, It's Soylent Green from your very soul.
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TECOR
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Posted - 2005.08.03 21:23:00 -
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Venus enhances your appearence
"Remember my name Amarr you will come to fear it"
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TECOR
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Posted - 2005.08.03 21:27:00 -
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Or you could have:
"Venus as used on TECORS moustache"
We can talk appearence fees later, get your people to talk to my people, lets do lunch.
"Remember my name Amarr you will come to fear it"
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Soratah
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Posted - 2005.08.04 00:44:00 -
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"Who needs implants when you have; VENUS!"
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Chiralos
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Posted - 2005.08.04 01:11:00 -
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Venus brand beauty products : attain Pod Pilot Perfection
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Tekran
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Posted - 2005.08.04 04:39:00 -
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Venus, To Show Your Inner Beauty
or more Amarr-compatible and less vain
Venus, to bring forth the light of your heart.
Venus.. Show Your Inner Grace..
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Xav Vorbarra
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Posted - 2005.08.04 05:12:00 -
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Originally by: Discorporation
Originally by: Xavian Vaar
Vanity is a sin. You will burn.
But why look bad in the process?
4tw
LOL at Ikvar's sig
Hell hath no fury like man camped
"omg f**king spawncamper!!! i hope u die of cancer b!tch!!!" |
Calderio
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Posted - 2005.08.04 06:40:00 -
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Venus, for her pleasure
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let your desire go, repent with venus
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Zandorak X
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Posted - 2005.08.04 08:11:00 -
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Edited by: Zandorak X on 04/08/2005 08:14:18
Beauty adds grace, grace adds power, Venus.
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I am a one mean thinking, fighting, pvping and lovin machine..
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Russo
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Posted - 2005.08.04 08:56:00 -
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So when are you announcing the winner...I thought I pretty much ended the thread with my idea...
Russo - CEO Amarria Auxilia
XL pod for an XL personality
'Russo, what exactly do you feed your ego to keep it that big?.'
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Ethidium Bromide
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Posted - 2005.08.04 13:29:00 -
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Originally by: Xav Vorbarra
Originally by: Discorporation
Originally by: Xavian Vaar
Vanity is a sin. You will burn.
But why look bad in the process?
4tw
LOL at Ikvar's sig
signed, the combo od those comments should be the winner
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Lorna Doone
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Posted - 2005.08.04 13:40:00 -
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Venus: because open-casket funerals deserve great-looking corpses
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"Meantime, all around me is violence and robbery, coarse delight and savage pain, reckless joke and hopeless death." |
Regardie
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Posted - 2005.08.04 13:46:00 -
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"I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all that is beautiful is the work of Venus."
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Sforza
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Posted - 2005.08.04 15:18:00 -
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Venus.. the only shampoo likely to invoke Ushra'Khan projectile fire.
Sforza
Director - FU2
Council Member - Ushra'Khan
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Xara I'dheel
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Posted - 2005.08.04 17:29:00 -
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Edited by: Xara I''dheel on 04/08/2005 20:23:13
Originally by: Sforza
Venus.. the only shampoo likely to invoke Ushra'Khan projectile fire.
I would like to remind that our Venus products are not meant for Amarri pilots only, but to all races equally. This competition just happens to deal with a slogan for the Amarr, as explained in the original post.
Thank you for all the great suggestions so far - keep them coming! 
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Xara I'dheel
Charmed One of the Daughters of Venus corporation |
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.08.04 18:18:00 -
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Mmmph.. I guess'at mine'asn't so great...
It's Getting Close to That Hour... |
valkir
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Posted - 2005.08.04 19:30:00 -
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i got a question since ammar love to look older than they realy are how would these products affect there every day lives?
Venus for men bring out the grey in your hair
Venus pro balding products be bald today
Venus ageing cream define the lines in your skin
Venus antique navy perfume's and Fragrance
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Xara I'dheel
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Posted - 2005.08.04 20:23:00 -
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Originally by: valkir
i got a question since ammar love to look older than they realy are how would these products affect there every day lives?
That is a very good question. I have discussed with the Beauty products division managers about this today. Although Ammatar are a fairly small market, I'm confident that we will seriously consider enhancing our product line with Ammatar specific products in the near future.
Thank you for you interest, I hope you all the best in our competition.
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Xara I'dheel
Charmed One of the Daughters of Venus corporation |
TECOR
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Posted - 2005.08.04 22:10:00 -
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Venus makes even TECOR look better
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Venus dreams become reality
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Venus turns back time
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Venus makes TECOR want you
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Venus find the beauty within
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Venus you know you want it
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Have a Venus and a smile
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Venus i can't believe i'm doing this for 2 million isk
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Venus makes you look like a planet
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Venus put it on your ......
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Venus i'm just using this thread to publicise my own existence
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Thats it i'm stopping now
"Remember my name Amarr you will come to fear it"
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Tarm
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Posted - 2005.08.04 22:32:00 -
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Edited by: Tarm on 04/08/2005 22:32:56
Click meh.
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Lorna Doone
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Posted - 2005.08.04 22:46:00 -
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Originally by: Tarm
Edited by: Tarm on 04/08/2005 22:32:56
Click meh.
"Nobody does it like Ni-Kunni"
 
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"Meantime, all around me is violence and robbery, coarse delight and savage pain, reckless joke and hopeless death." |
Tarm
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Posted - 2005.08.04 23:16:00 -
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"You don't want Amarr as your enemy!"
First one that came up.
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Tatsue Nuko
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Posted - 2005.08.05 07:27:00 -
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Venus: reclaim your beauty.
Join Jericho! |
Ethidium Bromide
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Posted - 2005.08.05 08:44:00 -
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venus! pint taken?
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2005.08.05 23:28:00 -
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Ametat, Avetat, Venus.
why settle for lil' blasphemy when you can go full way... :s
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Liassa Neun
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Posted - 2005.08.06 00:05:00 -
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Venus: Fit for an Empress; now available to all God's chosen.
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Spy4Hire
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Posted - 2005.08.06 16:37:00 -
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"Extensively animal tested - No Matari were used in testing this product"
<<<- Obviously.
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Or'Thief Killer
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Posted - 2005.08.06 20:07:00 -
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Edited by: Or''Thief Killer on 06/08/2005 20:09:14
 Venus For those private parts in case they become public they will look their best.
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Angelice
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Posted - 2005.08.07 00:09:00 -
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"Venus beauty products, conform to your ideals."
"Believe in yourself with Venus beauty products."
"Have faith with Venus beauty products."
"Vidi Venus, vici Amarr."
"In a universe of diversity, stand appart with Venus beauty products."
I could go on forever, if you liked these and would like me to come up with more you can mail me in game. If you require any further assistance with you advertising campaign my services are at your disposal.
N.B. These slogans do not reflect my personal political stance in any way.
Angelice
Corp Hussy
Black Nova Corporation
"To see the right and not to do it is cowardice." - Confucius |
Mercurye
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Posted - 2005.08.07 00:23:00 -
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Edited by: Mercurye on 07/08/2005 00:26:04
Edited by: Mercurye on 07/08/2005 00:24:04
Here's mine...
~~Venus, A Heaven Shines Outside~~
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Karoth Tyu
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Posted - 2005.08.07 02:51:00 -
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Tired old Amarr, use some products from Venus! Then massage your prostate and jack up your p... look.
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Jinxed Idol
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Posted - 2005.08.07 12:04:00 -
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I don't really like ammarr, but at least this would take away most of the smell...
Venus, created in Gods image!
or:
Venus, making you worthy of the promised land!
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Originally by: Unidentified Activist
In a good cause there are no failures, only delayed succes
Lost and found
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Tiidan Soban
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Posted - 2005.08.08 05:30:00 -
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Be an OMGWTFBBQer with Venus!
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oOoOoOo FiReWoRkS!!! :D |
Hugo Kaviene
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Posted - 2005.08.08 07:34:00 -
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Go from a convent to the imperial halls - Venus
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You've found an Easter pod! |
Kalahari Wayrest
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Posted - 2005.08.08 09:04:00 -
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Quote:
Edited by: Tarm on 04/08/2005 22:32:56
Click meh.
I got:
"Oh my gods, it's a Venus."
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Kehmor
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Posted - 2005.08.08 14:27:00 -
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Venus: when you buy it, say it was cause of this slogan
Venus: gaurenteed to get you laid*
*so long as you arn't fugly and/or amarrian
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Lady Serpentine
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Posted - 2005.08.09 12:55:00 -
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"God made you beautiful, and Venus intend to keep you that way."
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Kiyirari
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Posted - 2005.08.09 16:37:00 -
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.....Venus Beauty Products for the Angelic Glow.....
(angelic > adjective 1 relating to angels. 2 exceptional beautiful, innocent, or kind.)
Do ya spit or do ya swallow ? |
Xara I'dheel
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Posted - 2005.08.11 08:28:00 -
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Originally by: Kiyirari
Edited by: Kiyirari on 09/08/2005 16:49:40
Being a big fan of the old Glamour Bunnies product range and the recent news of DAUGHTERS OF VENUS ACQUIRES GLAMOUR BUNNIES BEAUTY PRODUCT DIVISION, I just simple had to enter the competion. I am so looking fowards to your new facial scub the one with the Tri-Nitrate glow effect...
I'm so excited
Hello again!
It's good to hear that our loyal customers have not abandoned us even though this new product launch has been delayed. As a thank-you for the patient waiting we'll be sending you a brand new pink Doves T-shirt - I hope it will make the waiting go a bit faster.
I was also appointed to relay a message that our whole PR department was pleasantly surprised by the popularity of this contest, and they would like to thank each and every one of you of your time and ideas so far. It's inspiring to see how creative the pod pilot community can be.
Keep 'em coming!
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Xara I'dheel
Charmed One of the Daughters of Venus corporation |
tromatolya
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Posted - 2005.08.11 14:49:00 -
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you may not be able to chance who you are. but you CAN changer your look.
- venus. even brutors will look nice!
Maquis priveteer syndicate. when building becomes passion ... |
Mr Dogg
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Posted - 2005.08.11 15:05:00 -
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Young Ammarian Women BE WARY!
Don't Let This Happen to you!
Charish your beauty, Love the skin your in.
Venus, Because your worth it.
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I'm A MOGG
Half MAN
Half DOGG
IM MY OWN BEST FRIEND! |
Liu Kaskakka
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Posted - 2005.08.11 16:23:00 -
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Venus - Can we see the muff please?
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Fafhrd
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Posted - 2005.08.11 17:15:00 -
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Avoid the harse effects of over cloning, use Venus products.
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Franx
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Posted - 2005.08.13 20:04:00 -
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Venus- Make your man your slave.
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Jinxed Idol
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Posted - 2005.08.13 23:33:00 -
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I've got a new one coming up:
'With Venus, just looking at you is a sin! -Venus is made in cooperation with the inquisition of the Holy Amarr Empire'
You can take the last part out if you don't want to scare people... and here's another one, my personal favourite:
'Venus, look almost as good as your slave!'
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Originally by: Unidentified Activist
In a good cause there are no failures, only delayed succes
Lost and found
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Dorah Hawkwing
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Posted - 2005.08.14 11:13:00 -
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Edited by: Dorah Hawkwing on 14/08/2005 11:14:30
Edited by: Dorah Hawkwing on 14/08/2005 11:13:49
-Let your appearance match the beauty of your soul - Venus-
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Mad Scorpion
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Posted - 2005.08.16 12:00:00 -
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Edited by: Mad Scorpion on 16/08/2005 12:00:38
Mad Scorpion grins
Venus Beauty Products:
Does for your skin what faith does for your soul.
That should be a winner. :)
If you want it, I can get it.......for a price.
Mad Scorpion
Mad Scorpion Enterprises |
Mebrithiel Ju'wien
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Posted - 2005.08.16 13:03:00 -
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I think mine suits pretty well:
"Venus - Much better for your skin than bathing in the blood of your enemies... and almost as much pleasure!"
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.. Wow, I might be enemies'ith Meb.. but, man, I still think'at she's pretty neet. - Aphox
Meb,
Darling i want your foot. nothing else...just your foot. - Ly'sol |
Freada
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Posted - 2005.08.18 00:41:00 -
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Venus Brand Beauty Products - For the beauty to enslave others.
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Jinxed Idol
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Posted - 2005.08.18 17:23:00 -
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Uhm, may we here the slogans for the rest of the galaxy? I'd like to hear how venus is going to sell their products to me.
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Originally by: Unidentified Activist
In a good cause there are no failures, only delayed succes
Lost and found
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Xara I'dheel
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Posted - 2005.08.19 09:40:00 -
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Originally by: Jinxed Idol
Uhm, may we here the slogans for the rest of the galaxy? I'd like to hear how venus is going to sell their products to me.
Hi,
As stated in the original post, the slogan for the rest of the galaxy will be "Venus brand beauty products - now you can have the look of a goddess too".
-X
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Xara I'dheel
Charmed One of the Daughters of Venus corporation |
Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2005.08.20 09:48:00 -
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i am your Venus, your true desire.
♥♥♥♥♥
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Tairos Hakonnus
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Posted - 2005.08.20 17:04:00 -
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Venus: Who is Mike Jones?
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http://spla.sh/bp/bp_files/main.htm |
Luigi Thirty
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Posted - 2005.08.21 01:13:00 -
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Venus: For those who aren't from Mars.
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Xara I'dheel
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Posted - 2005.08.21 12:53:00 -
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The competition is now closed, thank you for all your creative ideas.
The jury of the competition will now select the winner, whose name and slogan will be announced in this thread within one week - stay tuned!
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Xara I'dheel
Charmed One of the Daughters of Venus corporation |
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Xara I'dheel
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Posted - 2005.08.27 10:34:00 -
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Hello everyone.
We've had our meeting with the PR department of our Beauty Products division, and the winner of the competition has been chosen after an extremely tight vote betwee nseveral candidates. The winner is TECOR from The People's Front of Minmatar with his slogan "Find the beauty within". Below are some quotes from the judging panel:
"It's short and easy to remember, but still connects to the Amarr culture of striving for inner beauty."
"By making your skin and hair look better you also raise your spirit - I love it."
"You can actually fit that to the side of our travel size shampoo bottle!"
"Why didn't we think of that?"
We will be in contact with the winner. Thank you all for participating - the Daughters of Venus wishes you all a fun and above all glamorous journeys through space!
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Xara I'dheel
Charmed One of the Daughters of Venus corporation |
TECOR
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Posted - 2005.08.29 21:41:00 -
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Well what can I say.....
Firstly strange that a member of TPFM should win a competition to come up with a slogan for use in the Amarr market place......Although you know what they say.....You must Know your enemy before you can beat them
Secondly the prize money will come in usefull replacing a number of items lost in the past few weeks
and Thirdly.....because of my obvious attributes of beauty (Gorgeous silky moustache and swept back hair)....I was I suppose the obvious winner of this competition because well....Image is everything after all.
TECOR Bows..
"Remember my name Amarr you will come to fear it"
Maybe you can put that on the side of a shampoo bottle as well
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