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Setec	Posted - 2003.07.22 15:00:00 - [1] It's been a while since I've posted any of my piracy chatlogs here, since I've actually not been pirating a lot because I'm busy with RL and with CEO political stuff. I'm finally back in action pirating, and below I'm pasting some logs from last night as well as some highlights from my corpmates' action over the past few weeks. If you get a kick out of these, you can now use your isk to subscribe to the full Space Invaders private archive on si-corp.net, which currently includes over a hundred entertaining chats and evemails and is usually updated at least once a day with new adventures. A subscription costs only 500k isk/month, and you may pay in advance for as many months as you wish. Note that in the samples all names have been changed and all foul language has been cut because of CCP's forum rules. The private archive, however, is uncensored. The average log on the private forums is a bit longer than the ones I'm posting, too. If you'd like to subscribe, follow these steps: 1. Go to http://www.si-corp.net and create an account. 2. Go in game and send an evemail to my research alt character, Setec Astronomy, including your username and the number of months for which you're subscribing. 3. Send the isk, 500k per month of your subscription, to Setec Astronomy. Your si-corp.net account will be granted access to our "Stories & Chatlogs" forum within 24 hours. When your subscription runs out, your access will be cut off and you'll have to follow these same steps to re-subscribe. Because of post length limitations, I'll post the sample chatlogs in a new post in this thread. See below. ___________________________________________ Space Invaders website: http://www.si-corp.net
Setec	Posted - 2003.07.22 15:00:00 - [2] Edited by: Setec on 22/07/2003 15:01:07 Ryoko holding up a very potty-mouthed Stabber pilot: Ryoko > HI SillyMan > sup Ryoko > 1 mil isk please or lose your ship Ryoko > Please Stop immideately Ryoko > or we'll just soften you up Ryoko > autopilot off abs off stop your ship Ryoko > better get a loan quick! SillyMan > U MOTHER**ERS R DEAD SillyMan > I GOT A MALLER ON THE WAY SillyMan > SO DEEP SHOOTIN Ryoko > cool Ryoko > we'll hold him up too Ryoko > la la la la la SillyMan > OK HERE YOUR IN MIL Ryoko > quickly Ryoko > 10 seconds SillyMan > there Ryoko > Thank you have a nice day SillyMan > U ING U R IN DEAD Ryoko holding up a Moa... so straight and to the point: Ryoko > HI. MrCuriosity > Hi Ryoko > 1.5 mil isk please Ryoko > stop your ship immidiately MrCuriosity > Why? Ryoko > because we can blow you up MrCuriosity > Ok then Ryoko > quickly please MrCuriosity > Done Ryoko > thank you have a nice day Ryoko > modules turning off Here's one of those amusing dry threats from the CEO of a corp whose member I attacked. Needless to say, a month has passed and we've yet to feel the fury of those 40 cruisers: Setec > Hello AngryCEO > What right do you have destroying one of our ships? AngryCEO > StupidRifter is a member of Dry Threats Inc and was not reading local chat Setec > I was not speaking in local chat. I attempted to open a conversation because I know many don't read local. Setec > He rejected the conversation offer so I blew him up. AngryCEO > So you destroy those that do not answer? Setec > He didn't just fail to answer, as an AFK person might--he answered "no" to talking to me. Rejected the conversation. Setec > And yes, I destroy all who do that. Setec > Is this a problem? AngryCEO > That is still no reason for attacking him. Unless proper reperations are made the full fury of over 40 cruisers will decend upon Space Invaders Setec > I had a perfectly good reason for attacking him. I wanted to make him give me money. He refused so I finished him off. AngryCEO > You had no reason. Failure to communicate does not warrent destruction. Setec > I believe it just did. I'm a pirate. That makes me judge, jury, and executioner. AngryCEO > Think about the consequences of your actions, I await a response. AngryCEO > AngryCEO out Here's one of my hold-ups that went really smoothly. Very polite, reasonable victim: Setec > Hi, I'm a pirate. Stop your ship immediately and you will not be harmed. EruditeVictim > ok Setec > I'm firing, but I will not destroy your ship unless you fail to comply. EruditeVictim > I'm stopping Setec > Ok Setec > Ok turning the guns off. Setec > I'm charging a fee of 1 million isk for you to pass without harm. Setec > That's much less than the cost of your ship. EruditeVictim > true, but you're only a single cruiser EruditeVictim > but then again you seem to have jammed my lock Setec > Yes, a single cruiser that has you jammed so you can't possibly target me and double webified so you can't get away. Setec > Nor can you get out of jamming range, because of the webifiers. EruditeVictim > Ok, I concede your point EruditeVictim > I'll pay you this time, but I'll remember your name Setec > Sounds like a plan. Setec > Ok, smart decision, you're free to go in a sec--you won't be harmed. Setec > Thank you and have a nice day. :) EruditeVictim > Nice to see a decent pirate for a change EruditeVictim > But you won't catch me so easily next time Setec > Yeah those trigger-happy PKs make terrible money. :) One of Bellona's smooth hold-ups: Bellona > hello...im a friendly pirate... Bellona > STOP YOUR SHIP OR YOU WILL BE FIRED UPON Bellona > passage is 500k isk Bellona > you have 15 secs or i begin to fire ScaryRuptureMan > you want 5 ruptures on your ass ScaryRuptureMan > 1 jump away Bellona > 15 secs to pay 500k ScaryRuptureMan > i dont ing have it Bellona > loans....from your 5 friends :) Bellona > really....i dont like killing....it doesnt help either of us ScaryRuptureMan > dude stop ScaryRuptureMan > ill get you your **ing money Bellona > 500k Bellona > NOW Bellona > 10 more secs until i fire until you are dead ScaryRuptureMan > i got it stop Bellona > send or die Bellona > thank you Bellona > have a nice day ___________________________________________ Space Invaders website: http://www.si-corp.net
Setec	Posted - 2003.07.22 15:01:00 - [3] Here's by far our best hold-up to date. Ryoko in his blackbird and a corpmate in a Badger II held up a battleship for 30 mil! Ryoko > hey BattleshipPAYDIRT > rofl, what is this? Ryoko > toll gate! Ryoko > shoot me once BattleshipPAYDIRT > how much dude? BattleshipPAYDIRT > I don't have the time Ryoko > 20 mil BattleshipPAYDIRT > uve got to be kidding me Ryoko > nope! Ryoko > can I try to kill you? Ryoko > we need more firepower, agree? Ryoko > ;( Ryoko > I've got 3 more cruisers within 5-10 jumps Ryoko > I will increase toll 10 mil per ship when you give Ryoko > oh look one's already here Ryoko > 30 mil BattleshipPAYDIRT > fine BattleshipPAYDIRT > **** man BattleshipPAYDIRT > here BattleshipPAYDIRT > there u go Ryoko > thanks man have a nice day BattleshipPAYDIRT > let me past Here's one of my many fun conversations with some well-to-do CEO who wanted to inform me that gasp one of my members was engaging in criminal activity! Oh no's! Setec > Hi TattlingCEO > hello TattlingCEO > one of your corp members is a theif Setec > Really? Setec > And here I thought we were just pirates. Setec > Sort of nice of him to just steal something t hat was already sitting out instead of forcing you at gunpoint to drop it, ain't it? TattlingCEO > well............ in that case, he will be KoS Setec > Golly Setec > Last thing I wanted was to be KoS to... um... let me check Setec > the CorpIveNeverHeardOf! TattlingCEO > im not KoS'ing u, u havent stole anything..... yet TattlingCEO > just him Setec > I would if I had the chance :) Setec > We're all KoS to more megacorps than you can shake a stick at. It's no biggie. We are pirates. Setec > Which member stole from you, by the way? TattlingCEO > ok, cool............ why? so u can congradulate him? Setec > Yeah TattlingCEO > lol TattlingCEO > i wont give him the pleasure Setec > It's not like it's an orgasm or something Setec > Just curious, that's all TattlingCEO > Gr3G, does he have a cruiser? cause id like to battle him Setec > No you wouldn't :) Setec > I've gotta go TattlingCEO > sure i would Setec > You have fun trying to k him os TattlingCEO > no worries Here's a pretty dumb guy who thought he could escape by logging out. Note to potential victims: that has never ever ever ever ever worked! Setec > Hey, we're pirates. DeathwishMan > Yep I know Setec > Sit still and don't try anything funny and we'll let you go for a toll. Setec > I've gotta scan you, one sec. DeathwishMan > k DeathwishMan > stop shooting then Setec > Yep we just soften everyone up so we can kill them fast if they try anything funny. Setec > You're safe as long as you comply. DeathwishMan > I stopped Setec > Ok Setec > I'm ship scanning you in a sec Setec > After that I decide on a payment Setec > Oh wow, 3 prototype gausses and 2 vortex stabilizers. DeathwishMan > scan again Setec > Nah it's accurate DeathwishMan > Only 1 vortex Setec > 6 mil's going to be your price of freedom. Setec > That's a whole lot less than the cost of your ship+modules. DeathwishMan > I need to get some money from corp Setec > Ok, you have 45 seconds. Setec > If we see any of your corpmates show up on local you're dead. (Here he drops link and we podkill him.) Here's an after-the-fact chat with another guy who tried that, logged back in to his pod, and sat there watching us: FutureBiomass > so Setec > You shouldn't have tried to log out to escape. Setec > That NEVER works. Setec > Now get out of here, we can't have your pod watching us. FutureBiomass > you thought it was necessary to pk my alt? Setec > We don't know or give a damn who is who's alt, your ship came up and didn't stop, you tried to escape by logout, you die. Setec > We're going to pod him if you're still here in 30 seconds. FutureBiomass > youll get yours Setec > Splat. ___________________________________________ Space Invaders website: http://www.si-corp.net
drunkenmaster	Posted - 2003.07.22 15:07:00 - [4] Comedy megacyte. I'll be signing up for some of that later. "Bellona > hello...im a friendly pirate... Bellona > STOP YOUR SHIP OR YOU WILL BE FIRED UPON" aaaahahahahahhaaa .
WhiteDwarf	Posted - 2003.07.22 15:35:00 - [5] Wow, camping stories. Sorry, I'm not impressed. "Trust No One"
Molly	Posted - 2003.07.22 15:46:00 - [6] Post some of your mining stories here WhiteDwarf. You might impress us. --- "Molly > funny thing is, if they warn me for attacking in 1.0, why does a GM wish me luck doing so? Jash Illian > perverse sense of humor? Molly > lol Jash Illian > honestly tho, because he prolly doesn't know bships"
nono	Posted - 2003.07.22 15:51:00 - [7] "Wow, camping stories." LOL while the stories can be quite humerous to some I'm sure others are put off by it. Setec will for sure have a response to those that are put off. Good read for me I just hope I'm never on the receiving end of one of those encounters. But what we have here is an ADVERTISEMENT for a website FFS. And to top it all off one that charges EVE ISK. HOLY **** Batman what an idea!!!!! Just think of the possibilities for us all if this is allowed. ISK for PRON!!!!! MEET SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!!!! 1 Million ISK/mnth only!!!!!! LIVE CHAT!!! 100,000 ISK/minute !!!!!
loci	Posted - 2003.07.22 15:56:00 - [8] ive got a good story for you molly, its quite a pitifull one about a ladyboy who made a 'im quitting post' just to see how many would say "dont go, we lub u"
WhiteDwarf	Posted - 2003.07.22 15:56:00 - [9] "Post some of your mining stories here WhiteDwarf. You might impress us" Those are none of your buisness. Setec's posting his crap here looking for some type of accolades, sorry, he wont get them from me. Molly, you still here? Sheesh, Aren't you ever gonna leave? Stop teasing us. "Trust No One"
Mia Noir	Posted - 2003.07.22 15:58:00 - [10] Dont be such a killjoy dwarf, its not setecs fault your short:P This is quality stuff right here, im sold:) Unless its some kind of scam or possibly scamola:P ----------------------------------------------- "I am my father's daughter" evil grin Noir Enterprises Site
Molly	Posted - 2003.07.22 15:59:00 - [11] You are just a ****ed carebear of a corp which declared war to us (because of some losses) and regrets it (because of some losses). So I think you can't be objective on anything the Space Invaders post and ask you to shut up please :-). --- "Molly > funny thing is, if they warn me for attacking in 1.0, why does a GM wish me luck doing so? Jash Illian > perverse sense of humor? Molly > lol Jash Illian > honestly tho, because he prolly doesn't know bships"
Setec	Posted - 2003.07.22 15:59:00 - [12] BTW WhiteDwarf they're not all from gate camping--a couple are people we chased down in planets, roid fields, etc. Most are at gates, because that is the only place to find people carrying valuable stuff around. They go from station -> gate -> gate -> gate -> more gates -> station. I'm tired of watching pretentious idiot carebears insult gate campers as though there's some other, better way to pirate. But yes, I would love to see some wonderful mining stories from Infinoobcorp: WhiteDwarf > Stop moving immediately. You're being survey scanned, one sec. Omber > WhiteDwarf > I said STOP ROTATING! Omber > WhiteDwarf > Ok, give me 4000 isogen or you will be destroyed. Omber > WhiteDwarf > Rotate one more time and you will be fired upon with the full force of 3 Cu Vapor mining lasers! We have you surrounded and jammed, you cannot hope to escape by rotating... Omber > WhiteDwarf > You give us no choice... (Next 40 minutes consist of Infinoobcorp mining Omber.) ___________________________________________ Space Invaders website: http://www.si-corp.net
Molly	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:01:00 - [13] Hahaha. --- "Molly > funny thing is, if they warn me for attacking in 1.0, why does a GM wish me luck doing so? Jash Illian > perverse sense of humor? Molly > lol Jash Illian > honestly tho, because he prolly doesn't know bships"
WhiteDwarf	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:04:00 - [14] "You are just a ****ed carebear of a corp which declared war to us (because of some losses) and regrets it (because of some losses). So I think you can't be objective on anything the Space Invaders post and ask you to shut up please :-)." I don't call the shots Molly, so don't talk to me about declaring war. Oh yeah, maybe I'll finally shut up when you leave. (i.e., never gonna happen, will it?) And Setec, you're almost funny, but not really. Maybe you shouldn't quit your day job, stick to the camping/griefing, it's a better fit. "Trust No One"
Lhyda Souljacker	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:05:00 - [15] Whoever paid you 30 million to let his battleship pass needs a good podding. Jeez, then need to make a test before you get one of those things. ... That's when I reach for my revolver ...
Miso	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:07:00 - [16] White dwarf - you take Eve far far far too seriously. Its a game dude, chill out. Try this: Take a high ball glass, add crushed ice, lemon juice, 2 shots Plymouth Gin, 1 Shot of Cherry Brandy, 1 shot of Grenadine, shake it all up, sit down and drink. -------------------------------------------- Dead
Setec	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:09:00 - [17] Well Lhyda, if he hadn't paid the 30 mil for us to let his battleship pass, he would have had to pay 80+ mil for a new battleship. :) He was totally locked down and Ryo wasn't bluffing about the firepower on its way. WhiteDwarf, you're entitled to your opinion and you may even speak for the entire Mining Division of Infinicorp, powerful and feared as they are by the pyroxeres of the world, but I suspect that outside your circle of elite XeCl jockeys some people think I'm not almost funny, but all the way funny! ___________________________________________ Space Invaders website: http://www.si-corp.net
sutty	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:09:00 - [18] what about some corp chat paste, after your members was podded by us :) ?
Molly	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:12:00 - [19] Edited by: Molly on 22/07/2003 16:15:44 --- "Molly > funny thing is, if they warn me for attacking in 1.0, why does a GM wish me luck doing so? Jash Illian > perverse sense of humor? Molly > lol Jash Illian > honestly tho, because he prolly doesn't know bships"
WhiteDwarf	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:13:00 - [20] "White dwarf - you take Eve far far far too seriously. Its a game dude, chill out" The forums are half of the EVE experience and entertainment for me. I never talk to any of you in game, so this is a great way to make fun of you all when I'm not playing. "Trust No One"
drunkenmaster	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:14:00 - [21] Well, I don't know about 'all the way funny'... .
WhiteDwarf	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:17:00 - [22] "WhiteDwarf, you're entitled to your opinion and you may even speak for the entire Mining Division of Infinicorp, powerful and feared as they are by the pyroxeres of the world, but I suspect that outside your circle of elite XeCl jockeys some people think I'm not almost funny, but all the way funny!" Well, there you go trying that new fangled "thinking" again. Please, take my advice and just go do some more camping. "Trust No One"
Setec	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:21:00 - [23] Hehe Sutty you've only podded one of our guys who was on his way to Lonetrek and ran into your armada on its way out to fight the alliance... 1 cruiser vs 7 battleships is never very good odds. None of the other Venal Alliance losses in this conflict have been from Space Invaders, and losses have so far been pretty even on both sides. Good fights, though. ___________________________________________ Space Invaders website: http://www.si-corp.net
Crepiscule	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:22:00 - [24] Setec, You may recall a post of mine called "Funny Pirate stories". It seems people take offense when you look at the humorous side of things. Maybe most of them lost their sense of humor along with their isk ? I like the stories myself. Just ignore Whitedwarf and he goes away. Feed him cookies and he just keeps coming back.
Viceroy	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:27:00 - [25] Damn whitedwarf, trying to be an ass on the forums because we own you ingame is just so lame. Everyone is here for a laugh and you`re behaving like a stupid kid. Are you an example for your corporation? Its just a game, try to have some instead of taking it so seriously -
drunkenmaster	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:28:00 - [26] you have a link handy, crep? I'd use the search feature, but... well, you know... .
sutty	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:28:00 - [27] we lost one thorax :) but yeah fights have been great fun espically the one last night ... that was BIG
WhiteDwarf	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:28:00 - [28] Edited by: WhiteDwarf on 22/07/2003 16:29:47 "I like the stories myself. Just ignore Whitedwarf and he goes away. Feed him cookies and he just keeps coming back" Ahhh Yes Cremesicle. Glad you are enjoying the camping stories. Simple minds... simple pleasures... "Trust No One"
Setec	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:35:00 - [29] LOL, that's even better than my stories! Quote: Simple minds... simple pleasures... InfiniCorp: Director of Mining Operations ___________________________________________ Space Invaders website: http://www.si-corp.net
Viceroy	Posted - 2003.07.22 16:39:00 - [30] Whitedwarf want to talk about camping? 4 of your members (2 moa, 1 thorax and a caracel)CAMPED at a gate to get me (unsuccessfully even though i CTDed), 1 of your members CAMPED in front of a station (unsuccessfully) to get me, and i never really did kill any of your people by camping, i usually warped in and killed and warped out. So please dont blab about camping like you`re all innocent, plus camping has nothing wrong with it, its the best way to pvp right now and noones ashamed cause you dont have the brains/guts to do it and keep trying to degrade it. -

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