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Djana Libra
The Black Ops
Black Core Alliance
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Posted - 2013.03.11 13:01:00 -
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Altough i' d love to see the Moa swapped with a Platypus I can' t see how one can complain about this ship when theres a bloody turd with a drill (Talwar) and well a friggin giant space turd (Revenant)
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Frank Doberman
7th Church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower
3
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Posted - 2013.03.11 13:14:00 -
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Moa always reminds me of the pointy end of one of these -
By god it's ugly |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Tribal Band
420
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Posted - 2013.03.11 13:31:00 -
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Djana Libra wrote:Altough i' d love to see the Moa swapped with a Platypus I can' t see how one can complain about this ship when theres a bloody turd with a drill (Talwar) and well a friggin giant space turd (Revenant)
One thing at a time. There's a whole list of ships we can complain about, but we gotta start somewhere.
Here is the complete list of REALLY ugly ships in EVE:
*Armageddon
*Dominix
*Hyperion
*Typhoon
*Aeon
*Wyvern
*Revenant
*Blackbird
*Moa
*Exequror
*Thorax
*Bellicose
*Cormorant
*Catalyst
*Algos
*Naglfar
*Obelisk
*Bantam
*Griffin
*Condor
*Imicus
*Atron
*Probe
*Burst
*Velator
*Reaper
*Leviathan
*Ragnarok
not including tech 2 or faction variants with basically the same model, many limited edition or special issue ships, anything unavailable in-game, or bad strategic cruiser setups.
Mittani, where have you gone to? I miss you :( |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
668
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Posted - 2013.03.11 13:44:00 -
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inb4 all ships in EVE are ugly
inb4 EVE is dead |
Khergit Deserters
783
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Posted - 2013.03.11 14:39:00 -
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Mara Pahrdi wrote:The Moa is different. It is special. It looks just fine as it is.
If there is anything that needs fixing, then it's that flying power drill.
Reasonable minds differ about the Rupture. Some say it's a power drill, some insist it's an outboard motor. The debate continues.
But many agree that the Moa is a dinosaur with a briefcase. |
Asuri Kinnes
Adhocracy Incorporated
Adhocracy
711
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Posted - 2013.03.11 16:17:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:But many agree that the Moa is a dinosaur with a briefcase.
True story:
When I first started Eve, I was absolutely in love with that ugly little duckling. Then I found out it "didn't live up to my expectations". So I figured the T2 variant would have to be better, right?
Interdict Hi-Sec - it's the only way to be sure... |
Anell
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
8
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Posted - 2013.03.11 19:45:00 -
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As ugly as the moa is, I find the Osprey to be twice as hidious. I mean what are those little feeler things hanging off the front end like catfish whiskers?? |
Bridgette d'Iberville
Better Killing Through Chemistry
164
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Posted - 2013.03.11 21:24:00 -
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Liafcipe9000 wrote:.the Moa, however, cannot be described.
Flying-kick Godzilla
Lighting a cyno to my ladyparts, jump on in! |
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
476
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Posted - 2013.03.11 22:29:00 -
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Ai Shun wrote:
Please get in touch with me if you are interested in purchasing tickets to the live stream of said room.
In the midnight hour, she cried Moa Moa Moa....Mo Mo Moa.
This thread has so much content it may be 'Thread of the Year' and it is only January.
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Ersahi Kir
Freelance Mining Company
14
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Posted - 2013.03.11 23:18:00 -
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I like ships that are unbalanced in their design. The new mini ships looks neat, but they lost some of that unbalanced pieces of stuff welded together at odd angles.
If you don't like the moa then don't fly it, but don't ruin it for the rest of us who don't want to fly space dildo number 36. |
Setaceous
Nexus Prima
10
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Posted - 2013.03.11 23:50:00 -
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Reaver Glitterstim wrote:Djana Libra wrote:Altough i' d love to see the Moa swapped with a Platypus I can' t see how one can complain about this ship when theres a bloody turd with a drill (Talwar) and well a friggin giant space turd (Revenant)
One thing at a time. There's a whole list of ships we can complain about, but we gotta start somewhere. Here is the complete list of REALLY ugly ships in EVE: *Armageddon *Dominix *Hyperion *Typhoon *Aeon *Wyvern *Revenant *Blackbird *Moa *Exequror *Thorax *Bellicose *Cormorant *Catalyst *Algos *Naglfar *Obelisk *Bantam *Griffin *Condor *Imicus *Atron *Probe *Burst *Velator *Reaper *Leviathan *Ragnarok not including tech 2 or faction variants with basically the same model, many limited edition or special issue ships, anything unavailable in-game, or bad strategic cruiser setups.
GASP! Opinion stated as fact? I've never seen that before on any forum. Ever. |
Cavel Avada
New Eden Order
Sev3rance
57
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Posted - 2013.03.12 01:04:00 -
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I find the Apoc's hand-banana design quite offensive. But I still fly it. |
Diesel47
Bad Men Ltd.
524
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Posted - 2013.03.12 01:09:00 -
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Anybody that thinks the MOA looks okay should be banned. |
Nordanvind
Ashfell Celestial Equilibrium
POD-SQUAD
2
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Posted - 2013.03.12 02:50:00 -
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I agree, the Moa look goofy as heck. The Caracal is somewhat better, though I find its lines a bit too strict. |
Setaceous
Nexus Prima
10
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Posted - 2013.03.12 02:58:00 -
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Diesel47 wrote:Anybody that thinks the MOA looks okay should be banned.
It looks nicer in Gurista colours. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Tribal Band
421
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Posted - 2013.03.12 05:03:00 -
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Moa is a fat Griffin.
Griffin is a skinny Moa.
Mittani, where have you gone to? I miss you :( |
Lady Naween
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
100
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Posted - 2013.03.12 05:33:00 -
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dont touch it! i loooove it to bits |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
747
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Posted - 2013.03.12 07:13:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:Mara Pahrdi wrote:The Moa is different. It is special. It looks just fine as it is.
If there is anything that needs fixing, then it's that flying power drill.
Reasonable minds differ about the Rupture. Some say it's a power drill, some insist it's an outboard motor. The debate continues. But many agree that the Moa is a dinosaur with a briefcase.
Some consider the Rupture to be a nailgun and I think it has a name that sounds like someone sneezed.
An interesting point about the moa tho...  |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
1097
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Posted - 2013.03.12 07:20:00 -
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Velicitia wrote:Asuri Kinnes wrote:Mouse, we are going to have to have a talk about your serious lack of perception.
Not everything has to look like the spaceship equivalent of a gold plated, flying, battery operated pleasure device. wait, we're talking about the Thorax now?
Anyone who doesn't see the sex toy potential of Gallente hulls just isn't thinking kinky enough.
EvE is like prison.-á It's a place when bad people go to learn how to become even worse people. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
759
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Posted - 2013.03.12 08:22:00 -
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Katran Luftschreck wrote:Velicitia wrote:Asuri Kinnes wrote:Mouse, we are going to have to have a talk about your serious lack of perception.
Not everything has to look like the spaceship equivalent of a gold plated, flying, battery operated pleasure device. wait, we're talking about the Thorax now? Anyone who doesn't see the sex toy potential of Gallente hulls just isn't thinking kinky enough.
+1
Gallente can **** you up, bro... watch yourself  |
Sexy in Black
Ducklings
16
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Posted - 2013.03.12 08:25:00 -
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Gallente are fun?  |
Incindir Mauser
Adhocracy Incorporated
Adhocracy
112
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Posted - 2013.03.12 23:08:00 -
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Here is the complete list of REALLY ugly ships in EVE:
*Armageddon - Nope it's fine.
*Dominix - You know. Space potato has actually grown on me. Navy Potato is awesome!
*Hyperion - Nope. It's fine.
*Typhoon - Flying garbage can. Needs help, but Doomphoon is amazing.
*Aeon - Also fine.
*Wyvern - Not quite as derpy as the Moa, but close.
*Revenant - Space poo. No really. It's a flying turd.
*Blackbird - This is a runner up for 'My bits don't make sense", but still not as bad as the Moa.
*Moa - This is the worst of the lot. Lunchbox dinosaur. Mutant dishwasher. Doesn't even work as advertised. Bad and ugly.
*Exequror - Nope it's fine.
*Thorax - Also a good ship.
*Bellicose - It has many arms to do all the things.
*Cormorant - Blaster Cormorants are amazing. Also looks cool.
*Catalyst - Is fine. Miners fear this ship. Needs to stay that way.
*Algos - Is amazing.
*Naglfar - Is vertical. Vertical ships are win.
*Obelisk - Big brother to Space Potato. Space Potato is amazing. Make fun of Space Potato, Obelisk comes and... hauls your stuff away.
*Bantam - Is derpy. But makes sense.
*Griffin - Is not bad. I like more than Moa.
*Condor - Condor is also good ship. Crow and Raptor also good.
*Imicus - Bananaphone.
*Atron - Is okay. Small amount of derp.
*Probe - Probe and Cheetah are good ships. Explorers start with these. Also make sense. Wingy bits.
*Burst - Has wingy bits, but looks like a burned moth. Also, wingy bits.
*Velator - Makes sense. Not very derpy.
*Reaper - Makes sense. Has wingy bits.
*Leviathan - What happens when too many Moa's are allowed to congregate in one place for too long.
*Ragnarok - Where Rifters go to die.
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Primary Me
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
41
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Posted - 2013.03.12 23:26:00 -
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Incindir Mauser wrote:Oh CCP, why can't you see.
Why the Moa is so damned ugly.
Ishukone has a strange eye.
For it makes no sense,
for a Moa to fly.
With your weird chicken neck.
And your nacelles bent.
Instead I'll fly,
a Caracal with pride.
Well, it started badly, tailed off a little in the middle, and the less said about the end the better. But, apart from that, excellent.
James 315 for CSM 8. A voice for hi-sec, a voice for reason. |
YuuKnow
Planetary Purchasing
675
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Posted - 2013.03.12 23:33:00 -
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terzho wrote:I still can't see the caracal as a cruiser because it looks like its a one seater ship............
There all one seater ships. Its called a pod.
yk |
Ditra Vorthran
Caldari Imports and Exports
148
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Posted - 2013.03.12 23:34:00 -
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I love the Moa...frequently...
Excuse me, but I need to get a kleenex..
"Miners mine so I don't have to." ~Metal Icarus |
YuuKnow
Planetary Purchasing
675
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Posted - 2013.03.12 23:35:00 -
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Ai Shun wrote:Function over form. It's a Caldari bird; not some Gallente pleasure cruiser.
So please explain the function of the crooket breifcase and chicken head, please.
yk |
Charles Case
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
409
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Posted - 2013.03.13 00:20:00 -
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luv ma moa |
Incindir Mauser
Adhocracy Incorporated
Adhocracy
115
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Posted - 2013.03.14 02:58:00 -
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Charles Case wrote:luv ma moa
Great Salacious Goonian Kool-aid!
Mitten's told you to say that, didn't he? |
Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
192
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Posted - 2013.03.14 03:26:00 -
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The Moa.
..................
*passes SAN check*
*loses 1d10 SAN anyway*
Yep....obviously designed by Cthulhu. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
2495
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Posted - 2013.03.14 05:00:00 -
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Put a Moa in a microwave, partially melt it, and it's a Gallente ship.
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