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Dao 2	Posted - 2005.08.21 02:12:00 - [31] yeah one time they went nuts :\| there was like 50 of them all postin :\| crazy talk too
Sergeant Spot	Posted - 2005.08.21 02:17:00 - [32] Mission: Damsels Gone Bad Eight score damsels (all between the age of 18 and 21...) have gotten together at Station Anthrax, and are holding TomB prisoner. You mission is to blast your way in, rescue TomB (If he objects, tell him its not good for him, and he has to go find the Code Grail....). If you get spanked by the damsels, you've obviously failed the mission, however, that still leaves open the possibility of oral.......
Cosmic Dragon	Posted - 2005.08.21 03:23:00 - [33] Mission Name: Damsels of low moral fibre. You must 'Rescue' a party of damsels that wont come back home to daddy. Go to the local brothel to 'Rescue' them, and return them to there daddy for some spanking Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder!!!
Lo3d3R	Posted - 2005.08.21 04:26:00 - [34] Originally by: Lorth Help me, I have fallen into the evilclutches of the ammazone women. In order to complete this mission, you must provide one unit of Lorth, used and abused. Shold you accept this mission, its is recomended that you head to the second planet of the Nonni system. Apon arivale, you will find "Lorth" ready and waiting. With completion of this mission, you will recieve 500 credits. If the completion of this mission should take longer then 5 hours, you will be rewarded with one unit of Happy Lorth.
Dr Tetrahydrocannabinol	Posted - 2005.08.21 04:37:00 - [35] Originally by: Feline Ferocity Edited by: Feline Ferocity on 20/08/2005 23:11:16 Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Edited by: Jenny Spitfire on 20/08/2005 23:06:30 Hi. How many have had enough of rescuing damsels almost every day? Well, I think some of us have. Just wondering whether could CCP provide some missions that are equally fun for men and women in Eve please? Maybe missions such as "Rescue the Movie Star", or "Protect the General's Son", or "Pull out the Marines" could be provided with different settings, at least I know I dont have to rescue damsels from brothels at least 7 times a week ;p Thanks ;) i agree also this mission is annoying, we wanna see more men in distress missions no --------------------------------------------- "Taking one for the team one ship at a time."
Minerdog	Posted - 2005.08.21 04:41:00 - [36] I quit doing missions simply because I got the damsel in distress mission about 16 times in a row and got fed up with it.
mimik	Posted - 2005.08.21 06:09:00 - [37] hey if i find myself "trapped" in a brothel who says i want rescuing.
Drutort	Posted - 2005.08.21 07:01:00 - [38] Wait wait you need to fix it right make it based on your chars gender instead... LOL how will some of the guys feel about rescuing erhmm, i guess they would have to have a no thanks i dont swing that way so what will the mission bonus be support Idea: QuickInfo an alternative to ShowInfo my PhotoBlog
Basileus	Posted - 2005.08.21 07:23:00 - [39] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Just wondering whether could CCP provide some missions that are equally fun for men and women in Eve please? Radical feminist politics 4tw...
Bonaventure Augustus	Posted - 2005.08.21 07:27:00 - [40] Everytime I dock in my exotic-dancer filled hanger, when I log in the next morning I can't remember anything, but there are a LOT of 1-isk transactions in my wallet. To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
Dimitri Chandler	Posted - 2005.08.21 07:29:00 - [41] Originally by: mimik hey if i find myself "trapped" in a brothel who says i want rescuing. yeah you're certainly not going to be "in distress" either "brickie in financial difficulty" would be a better name for the male version of that mission --------------------------------------------------
EpyonNext	Posted - 2005.08.21 09:08:00 - [42] Originally by: Eris Discordia I agree, I want to rescue some nice young lads and take them back to my place to recover. Can I be rescued in by the Pink Dread?
Baldour Ngarr	Posted - 2005.08.21 09:56:00 - [43] Originally by: Satori xxx OOO could u imagine...rescue the marines.....damn!!!! men in uniform YES PLEASE!!!!! But yeah would nice to see some men needing to be rescued and then given some TLC.. From the amount of hormones I can smell in this thread, somehow I don't think that loving care is going to be all that tender _______ I tried strip mining, but I lost and it's cold flying around in space naked.
ekkertnafnlaust	Posted - 2005.08.21 09:59:00 - [44] i like damsels
Failin Zhar	Posted - 2005.08.21 11:09:00 - [45] Originally by: Basileus Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Just wondering whether could CCP provide some missions that are equally fun for men and women in Eve please? Radical feminist politics 4tw... You call that radical? Do you also call a gentle wind puff a storm? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.
infused	Posted - 2005.08.21 11:17:00 - [46] wow, mod ownage thread [EvE Domination]
infused	Posted - 2005.08.21 11:18:00 - [47] Originally by: ekkertnafnlaust i like damsels I eat alts [EvE Domination]
ParMizaN	Posted - 2005.08.21 11:22:00 - [48] Originally by: Eris Discordia I agree, I want to rescue some nice young lads and take them back to my place to recover. Please rescue me.. ive done far too much working out cough today and i can hardly move... damn boosters... cough save meee fair eris Advertise in my sig! I am ParMizaN and i love Zarthanon
Kalahari Wayrest	Posted - 2005.08.21 11:32:00 - [49] Quote: ignore the innuendo, relax and chill out... Boy/Girl... wtf it's only pixels:/ Quote: Radical feminist politics 4tw... I haven't seen anyone on this thread yet who wasn't chilled out No one's up in arms or PO'd or anything, they just think it'd be fun to rescue some distressed men and mix it up a little...(and I have seen some very distressed men.) Mods + Lorth: While your distress is appreciated, don't tell me - tell my agent
RedClaws	Posted - 2005.08.21 11:37:00 - [50] whahaha this is one of the funniest threads ever : wondering where all the girls in eve were? Looking for males in distress it seems /me goes to get kidnapped
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.08.21 12:14:00 - [51] Well, we already have turret patch, missile patch, this patch, that patch, maybe carebear patch soon, so perhaps we can also have feminine patch next please? \\o o// \o/ ;D ♥♥♥♥♥
Feline Ferocity	Posted - 2005.08.21 12:23:00 - [52] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Well, we already have turret patch, missile patch, this patch, that patch, maybe carebear patch soon, so perhaps we can also have feminine patch next please? \\o o// \o/ ;D I agree, afterall this isn't just a mans game anymore, women are here and are going to put their foot down and speak up more.
ekkertnafnlaust	Posted - 2005.08.21 12:34:00 - [53] Originally by: infused Originally by: ekkertnafnlaust i like damsels I eat alts well good im not an alt
HybridMiner	Posted - 2005.08.21 12:37:00 - [54] From what i hear Daakkon would love to rescue some strapping fine lads too
JOSEPHx	Posted - 2005.08.21 12:39:00 - [55] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Well, we already have turret patch, missile patch, this patch, that patch, maybe carebear patch soon, so perhaps we can also have feminine patch next please? \\o o// \o/ ;D Signed note - feminine patch should have wings ---
Feline Ferocity	Posted - 2005.08.21 12:43:00 - [56] Originally by: JOSEPHx Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Well, we already have turret patch, missile patch, this patch, that patch, maybe carebear patch soon, so perhaps we can also have feminine patch next please? \\o o// \o/ ;D Signed note - feminine patch should have wings --- lol
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.08.21 12:46:00 - [57] Originally by: JOSEPHx note - feminine patch should have wings EvePak FTW ;) ♥♥♥♥♥
Adonis 4174	Posted - 2005.08.21 13:11:00 - [58] Originally by: mimik hey if i find myself "trapped" in a brothel who says i want rescuing. I would hazard a guess it would depend who they had you servicing? ----- if you don’t want your mother to know you were up and on the computer at 3:29 in the morning - DON’T post on a forum that she reads.
The Laird	Posted - 2005.08.21 14:07:00 - [59] Having thought about this some more, if the damsel in distress is in a leather catsuit, would the bloke be in a leather thong? Would whips and chains excite it more? Could he be rescued from an S & M dungeon? Is this all too weird? Who Cares?!
Wild Rho	Posted - 2005.08.21 14:32:00 - [60] I volunteer to be the male "victim" so long as I'm constantly abudcted by hot space amazon women who's men died out in a sudden but very specific plague and need me to help repopulate their planet. Note: The space amazonians must have big jubblies.

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