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mirel yirrin	Posted - 2005.08.21 15:00:00 - [61] Originally by: Eris Discordia I agree, I want to rescue some nice young lads and take them back to my place to recover. Your really a Man aren't you Eris? Admit it! ------------------------------------------- Supreme Queen of All creation Mighty Overload of the Super mega Ultra Saiyan Fleet! FEAR IT! Strawberry Pancakes!
Istvaan Shogaatsu	Posted - 2005.08.21 16:05:00 - [62] If I'm on a mission that requests I rescue a container full of chippendales, I'm ejecting it into the nearest sun.
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.08.21 17:10:00 - [63] Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu If I'm on a mission that requests I rescue a container full of chippendales, I'm ejecting it into the nearest sun. Good idea! Mission: Rescue the kidnapped billionaire playboy. Situation: blah... These kidnappers threaten to jettison the heir into the sun if their demands are not met. Your mission is to intercept those kidnappers and rescue the heir. You may required to use lethal force to carry out your mission. Good luck. Sounds familiar now, eh? ♥♥♥♥♥
Admiral IceBlock	Posted - 2005.08.21 17:32:00 - [64] uhm, signed? :P "We brake for nobody"
Dakath	Posted - 2005.08.21 20:04:00 - [65] Originally by: Eris Discordia I agree, I want to rescue some nice young lads and take them back to my place to recover. And here I am! Help me, o brave and beautiful Eris! 1000 baby bunnies were slow-roasted alive to create this signature line. We Hate Bunny
Ruffio Sepico	Posted - 2005.08.21 20:41:00 - [66] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Edited by: Jenny Spitfire on 20/08/2005 23:06:30 Hi. How many have had enough of rescuing damsels almost every day? Well, I think some of us have. Just wondering whether could CCP provide some missions that are equally fun for men and women in Eve please? Maybe missions such as "Rescue the Movie Star", or "Protect the General's Son", or "Pull out the Marines" could be provided with different settings, at least I know I dont have to rescue damsels from brothels at least 7 times a week ;p Thanks ;) I just recalled the "damsel in distress" scene from "Monty Pyton and the holy grail".... Home: http://www.hidden-agenda.co.uk HiD Kills: http://eve.hidden-agenda.co.uk/kill_list.php
Holocost	Posted - 2005.08.21 20:53:00 - [67] these woman (from the DID mission) are in brothals tbh i think most men wouldn't mind being used as sex toys.
Sku1ly	Posted - 2005.08.21 21:17:00 - [68] I disagree. I want more women mud wrestlers.
Adonis 4174	Posted - 2005.08.21 21:41:00 - [69] Originally by: Holocost tbh i think most men wouldn't mind being used as sex toys. By women, you mean? I don't think you get that kind of choice when kidnapped at gunpoint. ----- if you don’t want your mother to know you were up and on the computer at 3:29 in the morning - DON’T post on a forum that she reads.
Teela Belwynn	Posted - 2005.08.21 22:46:00 - [70] Originally by: Feline Ferocity Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Well, we already have turret patch, missile patch, this patch, that patch, maybe carebear patch soon, so perhaps we can also have feminine patch next please? \\o o// \o/ ;D I agree, afterall this isn't just a mans game anymore, women are here and are going to put their foot down and speak up more. damn straight!
Rasitiln	Posted - 2005.08.21 23:55:00 - [71] Edited by: Rasitiln on 21/08/2005 23:57:03 some how I feel you would end up rescueing them from eris's place....
Avathar Avaria	Posted - 2005.08.22 00:56:00 - [72] I wanna be a fireman, errr, firewoman...fireperson when i grow up! Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer.... Maybe self-destruction is the answer
Layrex	Posted - 2005.08.22 01:03:00 - [73] Big men ftw! ------------------------------
Nac MacFeegle	Posted - 2005.08.22 06:14:00 - [74] Ahhh, EVE... where a "woman's touch" tends to leave nasty gashes in your ship's armor... All opinions expressed in this message are personal and don't necessarily reflect those of the poster's corp or alliance.

Eris Discordia	Posted - 2005.08.22 06:27:00 - [75] Originally by: Rasitiln Edited by: Rasitiln on 21/08/2005 23:57:03 some how I feel you would end up rescueing them from eris's place.... I can be gentle I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions.

Kuolematon	Posted - 2005.08.22 07:04:00 - [76] ... and here I am. Read all 3 pages of raffle raffle rabble rabble just to find out that noone posted link to thread where ISD pwned players 10-0 _______________________________________________ My opinions aren't my corporations opinions. "I troll, therefor I am!" //\\ Suomi-Finland-Perkele asennetta!
Slithereen	Posted - 2005.08.22 07:35:00 - [77] I hate this mission and I wish they would reduce its frequency. It is just absurd to have this mission several times in a row and everyday. I wish there is a reply you can give to the agent that gives you such a mission with a canned reply that goes like this "You can kiss my leather clad butt." _______________________________________________ "Is it me or the bad guys just getting totally pathetic?"---Clover, Totally Spies, "Hope is wasted on the Hopeless."---Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. "Stars are holes in the sky from which the light of the Infinite shine through."---Confucius.
Severe McCald	Posted - 2005.08.22 12:03:00 - [78] I'm afraid I would have to decline any mission asking me to go and blow some marines. However, I'm sure there are plenty of players of both sexes who'd be happy to oblige. I like the idea of adjusting the gameplay to sexual orientation, but would'nt that introduce lag? And that would be the last thing we'd want at the crucial moment. Sev To err is human, to forgive divan.
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.08.22 12:12:00 - [79] Originally by: Severe McCald I like the idea of adjusting the gameplay to sexual orientation, but would'nt that introduce lag? And that would be the last thing we'd want at the crucial moment. Huh? What lag? ♥♥♥♥♥
Piper Gates	Posted - 2005.08.22 13:30:00 - [80] Originally by: Lorth Help me, I have fallen into the evilclutches of the ammazone women. In order to complete this mission, you must provide one unit of Lorth, used and abused. Shold you accept this mission, its is recomended that you head to the second planet of the Nonni system. Apon arivale, you will find "Lorth" ready and waiting. With completion of this mission, you will recieve 500 credits. If the completion of this mission should take longer then 5 hours, you will be rewarded with one unit of Happy Lorth.
Noveron	Posted - 2005.08.22 13:35:00 - [81] yeah,Id like to see many more types of different missions :)
Winterblink	Posted - 2005.08.22 13:43:00 - [82] Originally by: Eris Discordia I agree, I want to rescue some nice young lads and take them back to my place to recover. I just hurt my jaw as it fell on the table while reading this. May I stay a weekend at Eris Discordia's Therapeutic Lovenasium? winterblink warp drive active.http://winterblink.com/wda nature vraie.http://winterblink.com/env
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.08.22 14:04:00 - [83] Just for interests. Below is my compiled list of Damsel in Distress (DiD) missions, 1. Rescue Damsel from brothel. 2. Rescue Damsel from prison. Keep on posting your variants of damsels ppl ;) ♥♥♥♥♥
Seroquel	Posted - 2005.08.22 14:05:00 - [84] I'm sure someone has a blueprint for men damsels. (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination.
FireFoxx80	Posted - 2005.08.22 14:26:00 - [85] I can see the missions now... Taxi Ride Oh dear. It appears that Oveur had too much Vodka and Quafe last night and managed to get an unlicensed shuttle ride home. After not having enough ISK to pay the driver, he was unceremoneously dropped off at Todaki VII Moon 8, Science and Trade Institute. Be a good chap and go and fetch him, make sure he has a wash on the way back. I am willing to pay well ISK for this. Pickup: 1 unit Oveur, Todaki VII Moon 8, Science and Trade Institute Drop-off: 1 unit Oveur, Jita V, Caldari Navy Construction Yard Payment: 1,000 ISK Time limit: You have until 01:00 02-09-05 to complete this mission. Bonus: If you complete this mission before 22:00 01-09-5, you shall be awarded 10,000 units of Alcohol. Headhunter Help! Our precious Hellmar has been kidnapped by a rival MMOG development team. You must stop them. We last saw their ships refueling at a spot in the Nonni system. Hurry! You will be rewarded greatly for his safe return. You must destroy the following ships: Nonni - 2x Guristas Transports, 4x Guristas Cruisers. Drop-off: 1 unit Hellmar, Torrinos V Moon 8, Ishukone Watch Payment: 1,000,000 ISK Time limit: This mission must be completed before 12:45 10-09-05 Possibly one of the 23 # ex: P-TMC \| USAC
James Lyrus	Posted - 2005.08.22 14:33:00 - [86] Originally by: Wild Rho I volunteer to be the male "victim" so long as I'm constantly abudcted by hot space amazon women who's men died out in a sudden but very specific plague and need me to help repopulate their planet. Note: The space amazonians must have big jubblies. But wouldn't getting rescued in mid ... ahem ... performance be a real drag?
Bonaventure Augustus	Posted - 2005.08.22 15:11:00 - [87] Originally by: James Lyrus But wouldn't getting rescued in mid ... ahem ... performance be a real drag? 80 jump missions FTW "Your agent in Pator needs you to pick up a 'used and abused' pilot from Seprentis Prime. Stop by a Sisters of EVE station in Pure Blind first to stock up on medical equipment..." To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

Eris Discordia	Posted - 2005.08.22 15:50:00 - [88] Originally by: Winterblink Originally by: Eris Discordia I agree, I want to rescue some nice young lads and take them back to my place to recover. I just hurt my jaw as it fell on the table while reading this. May I stay a weekend at Eris Discordia's Therapeutic Lovenasium? Sure, as long as you promise not to make an illustrated comic about it. lifts up your jaw I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions.

Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2005.08.22 15:53:00 - [89] Originally by: Avon Did anyone make the obvious "I'd rather be rescued by you if your name was Jenny Swallowfire" joke yet? Sorry. It is OK, nobody has said that yet... Shallowfire? Errrr... I dont get the joke ;s Sorry ;( ♥♥♥♥♥
elFarto	Posted - 2005.08.22 16:02:00 - [90] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Originally by: Avon ...Swallowfire... ...Shallowfire... I think you misread it. Regards elFarto

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