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Fella Ventura
LeatherPants
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Posted - 2013.04.02 14:47:00 -
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Today I was messing around linking itens that crossed my mind. I was very worried about a very important object missing from the database.
This item has been a strong influence on our society developement and scientific achievement ever since 8000 BC, and is a common trade good all over the world and a complementing part of everyone's diet, vegan or not.
It is resposible for a quarter of the world wide population growth between 1700 and 1900.
In 2010 the world production of this object as "food" was around 324 million tonnes and since 2008 has become a sort of internet celebrity.
It's use:
- To brew alcoholic beverages such as vodka, prtcheen or akvavit
-Food for domestic animals
-Food industry as thckners and binders of soups an sauces.
-Textile industry; as adhesives.
-Manufracting of papers and boards
-Remedy for burns
-Sereval research projects regarding health, plant and bioengineering.
-Sereval culinary uses, as an ingredient and main component of a dish in cuisines all over the world.
The UN even officially declared this 2008 to be the "international Year" of this certain Item.
There are even museus about it. If you doubt any of this information, google it.
For all the reasons above I don't understand why is it not a ingame item. I don't see why it wouldn't still be a common item in a few million years from now on.
Im talking about the potato. |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
1821
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Posted - 2013.04.02 14:51:00 -
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Potatoes are plants.
http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Frozen_Plant_Seeds
They just haven't been planted yet.
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
513
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Posted - 2013.04.02 14:52:00 -
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1 word answer to this...
BACON
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Nulla Curas |
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
711
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Posted - 2013.04.02 14:53:00 -
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You can't just plant carrots on tempered planets, bunnies would eat them all...
*removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |
duckmonster
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
30
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Posted - 2013.04.02 14:54:00 -
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Man, having to eat in this game would be pretty fugging boring.
"Guys, I need to cloak up and eat, -1 falcon".  |
Utremi Fasolasi
The Jagged Edge
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
190
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Posted - 2013.04.02 14:54:00 -
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Fella Ventura wrote:
Im talking about the potato.
Yes, THE potato, it would only be one potato because two potato is absurd premise. |
Winter Archipelago
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
7
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Posted - 2013.04.02 15:01:00 -
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Utremi Fasolasi wrote:Fella Ventura wrote:
Im talking about the potato.
Yes, THE potato, it could only be one potato because two potato is absurd premise.
Agreed. And THREE potato is just outright silly. |
Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
Joint Venture Conglomerate
403
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Posted - 2013.04.02 15:02:00 -
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So... POUTINE.
Chop up those spuds, deep fry the living crap out of them... then drown them in fake gravy and cheesy bits.... and wash it all down with the diet cola of your choice.
Awesome use for a spud.
Second only to pickled ram's gonads, I'm sure.
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
13431
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Posted - 2013.04.02 15:02:00 -
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Pff. There are plenty of items that could qualify.
Vote Malcanis for CSM8. |
KuroVolt
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
83
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Posted - 2013.04.02 15:09:00 -
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What, the dominix doesnt cut it for you? |
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Velicitia
Nex Exercitus
1329
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Posted - 2013.04.02 15:11:00 -
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maybe this?
One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Malcanis for CSM8 |
Alex Cortex
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2013.04.02 15:14:00 -
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When our ancestors came through the EVE gate, they had too many exotic dancers in their cargoholds, so they left the potatoes behind. They told them they would come back for them, and the potatoes waited. But they never returned, and the EVE gate sealed, leaving the potatoes forever alone. |
Solhild
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
922
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Posted - 2013.04.02 15:18:00 -
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KuroVolt wrote:What, the dominix doesnt cut it for you?
Needed to be said. |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
2384
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Posted - 2013.04.02 15:19:00 -
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One of the things that the 'Device' does is make a rather tasty Vichyssoise.
Mr Epeen 
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass! |
Whitehound
1435
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Posted - 2013.04.02 15:41:00 -
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I expected a thread on sex, but now I am positively surprised to see that it is about food.
Loss is meaningful. Therefore is the loss of meaning likewise meaningful. It is the source of all trolling. |
Hobgo Togenada
Tinfoil Hat Club
0
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Posted - 2013.04.02 16:15:00 -
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THE ONLY THING EVE IS MISSING IS THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE TINFOIL HAT COMMUNITY...!!!
Feel like spreading "false" rumors?
Trolling random alts?
Then "TINFOIL HAT CLUB" is for you!
Apply today and spread the "truth."
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baltec1
Bat Country
5776
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Posted - 2013.04.02 16:20:00 -
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Hobgo Togenada wrote:THE ONLY THING EVE IS MISSING IS THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE TINFOIL HAT COMMUNITY...!!!
Also plungers. |
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
Shaktipat Revelators
1637
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Posted - 2013.04.02 16:47:00 -
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A single Dominix can feed an entire planet for a year, true story. |
Jonah Gravenstein
Khalkotauroi Defence Labs
7681
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Posted - 2013.04.02 16:51:00 -
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We have potato, I can count to it.
Eve in a nutshell, it's you vs the universe, and every machiavellian space bastard in it.
MY CSM ballot is as follows,
Psychotic Monk, Mangala Solaris, Malconis, Mynnna, Apricot Baby, Ali Aras, Steve Ronuken. |
Holgrak Blacksmith
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
54
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Posted - 2013.04.02 18:19:00 -
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We don't need normal food because we've harvested the nutritional power of tears. |
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Azami Nevinyrall
Carbon Circle
Tactical Narcotics Team
800
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Posted - 2013.04.02 18:25:00 -
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Alex Cortex wrote:When our ancestors came through the EVE gate, they had too many exotic dancers in their cargoholds, so they left the potatoes behind. They told them they would come back for them, and the potatoes waited. But they never returned, and the EVE gate sealed, leaving the potatoes forever alone.
And the Irish population starved to death as there was nothing to eat, even though they were surrounded by fish. (Funny how history repeats itself)
I'm not entirely clear on the point of this, but I do have a sudden urge to jump in a catalyst and blow up a miner.
Twitter! - @AzamiNevinyrall
I'm half expecting a ban for this post. |
Untanas Volmyr
Running with Knives
Nexus Fleet
7
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Posted - 2013.04.02 18:54:00 -
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If there are potatoes, there must be chips. If there are chips, there must be salsa! |
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
714
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Posted - 2013.04.03 17:27:00 -
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Holgrak Blacksmith wrote:We don't need normal food because we've harvested the nutritional power of tears.
This is the best post I've ever read in GD.
Internets for you good sir !!
*removed inappropriate ASCII art signature* - CCP Eterne |
Grendel Sickswitch
34
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Posted - 2013.04.03 17:29:00 -
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am i the only one who eats frozen corpses? |
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
411
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Posted - 2013.04.03 17:32:00 -
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KuroVolt wrote:What, the dominix doesnt cut it for you?
Lol... was about to mention the Space Potato. That's what I named my Navy Domi. 
*removed inappropriate signature* - CCP Eterne |
Hazzard
Imperial Guardians
Tribal Band
26
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Posted - 2013.04.03 17:46:00 -
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Sex is missing. All those female exotic dancers are going to waste. |
ElQuirko
Jester Syndicate
WHY so Seri0Us
1208
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Posted - 2013.04.03 18:00:00 -
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Winter Archipelago wrote:Utremi Fasolasi wrote:Fella Ventura wrote:
Im talking about the potato.
Yes, THE potato, it could only be one potato because two potato is absurd premise. Agreed. And THREE potato is just outright silly.
One potato, two potato, three potato, four...
CISPA - Readin' your secret corptheft mails since 2012 |
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
504
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Posted - 2013.04.03 18:05:00 -
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Fella Ventura wrote:-Sereval culinary uses, as an ingredient and main component of a dish in cuisines all over the world.
Such as boiling, mashing, or sticking it in a stew?
ISD LackOfFaith
Lieutenant
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Stray Bullets
Perkone
Caldari State
40
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Posted - 2013.04.03 18:15:00 -
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baltec1 wrote:Hobgo Togenada wrote:THE ONLY THING EVE IS MISSING IS THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE TINFOIL HAT COMMUNITY...!!! Also plungers.
So .... what's wrong with pogo sticks?  |
Corey Fumimasa
Kiith Paktu
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
241
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Posted - 2013.04.03 18:15:00 -
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The potato would be nothing without the leek to stand beside it.
NRDS because its a better game. |
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Praetor Meles
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
25
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Posted - 2013.04.03 18:20:00 -
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Grendel Sickswitch wrote:am i the only one who eats frozen corpses?
Posting in stealth "dress up corpses in CQ" thread.
[insert random rubbish that irritates you personally] is further evidence that Eve is dying/thriving*
* delete as required to make your point |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
1289
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Posted - 2013.04.03 20:37:00 -
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Fella Ventura wrote:Eve is missing a very important part of the human culture..
Human decency?
Live Events are neither. |
Alexa Coates
Federation Navy Assembly Group LLC
340
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Posted - 2013.04.03 20:48:00 -
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Hate to be mrs. buzzkillington here but capsuleers can't have sex because our sexual features are purely asthetic. Ta-ta's without nipples, no bulging underwear/panties, NO GENITALS.
Our bodies exist only as a vassal for our brain.
That's a Templar, an Amarr fighter used by carriers. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
2547
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Posted - 2013.04.03 20:54:00 -
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I am kind of surprised that they never considered how certain foods put into cargo holds of ships could be "consumed" to increase crew moral and offer bonuses to the efficiency of a ship.
Of course that would be a little "WoW-ish".
But we could imagine that a ton of bacon for example would make for a happy crew. We already have spirits and exotic dancers. An actual use for such items in this manner would be great.
Naturally spirits and exotic dancers (and walnuts) would not fly with an Amarrian crew - so perhaps some Pax copies and vitoc for the slaves then?
A Gallente crew: holoreels, exotic dancers, farm animals (sorry, couldn't help it).
Caldari crew: corporate stuff. Maybe a Eve version of "Business Week". I don't know.
Minmatar crew: duct tape and sunglasses of course.
A Sancha faction ship crew might fancy electronics parts.
A Blood Raiders faction ship could have a crew with a thing for frozen corpses whereby they can get blood from.
Serpentis crew: drugs. Lots of them.
Any military faction ship: spirits and insiginia.
So to see the commodities in the game actually be used in such manner would be interesting, but since ships crews are irrelevant, I won't hold my breath.
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Fella Ventura
LeatherPants
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Posted - 2013.04.03 21:19:00 -
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Holgrak Blacksmith wrote:We don't need normal food because we've harvested the nutritional power of tears.
This.
Imagine recieving Units of Potatos and Crates of Carebear Tears as limited edition itens. |
Alex Cortex
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
8
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Posted - 2013.04.03 21:23:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:A note on frozen corpses: a lot of players would love to be able to salvage implant parts from them, and being able to create boosters from brain fluids and such also interesting as another angle on creating boosters. I have always contended that corp clone vats should have the "consequences" of "protein out, protein in" meaning that you have to keep putting in frozen corpses in order for the vat to continue to function. This would be the end of the Disco BS camp (or at least a very careful application of this method).
I love this idea. |
Ginger Barbarella
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
1238
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Posted - 2013.04.03 22:23:00 -
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I'm betting you want that five minutes of your life back right about now...
Fella Ventura wrote:Today I was messing around linking itens that crossed my mind. I was very worried about a very important object missing from the database.
This item has been a strong influence on our society developement and scientific achievement ever since 8000 BC, and is a common trade good all over the world and a complementing part of everyone's diet, vegan or not.
It is resposible for a quarter of the world wide population growth between 1700 and 1900.
In 2010 the world production of this object as "food" was around 324 million tonnes and since 2008 has become a sort of internet celebrity.
It's use:
- To brew alcoholic beverages such as vodka, prtcheen or akvavit
-Food for domestic animals
-Food industry as thckners and binders of soups an sauces.
-Textile industry; as adhesives.
-Manufracting of papers and boards
-Remedy for burns
-Sereval research projects regarding health, plant and bioengineering.
-Sereval culinary uses, as an ingredient and main component of a dish in cuisines all over the world.
The UN even officially declared this 2008 to be the "international Year" of this certain Item.
There are even museus about it. If you doubt any of this information, google it.
For all the reasons above I don't understand why is it not a ingame item. I don't see why it wouldn't still be a common item in a few million years from now on.
Im talking about the potato.
"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac |
Zaknussem
Everybody Loves Donuts
26
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Posted - 2013.04.03 23:43:00 -
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KuroVolt wrote:What, the dominix doesnt cut it for you?
This. This post disproves the OP completely. What other game in video game history allows you not only to 'grow' your own potato, but then to take control of it and use it to fight other potato?
The myriad of options of how a player wants to use his potato is staggering. So much, in fact, that it's a, it's a... it's a Sin. (groan)
Fella Ventura wrote:Holgrak Blacksmith wrote:We don't need normal food because we've harvested the nutritional power of tears. This. Imagine recieving Units of Potatos and Crates of Carebear Tears as limited edition items.
I can see the item description now:
Contents: Good grief! |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
2548
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Posted - 2013.04.04 00:50:00 -
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I Love Boobies wrote:KuroVolt wrote:What, the dominix doesnt cut it for you? Lol... was about to mention the Space Potato. That's what I named my Navy Domi.
Great. Now I am going to become obsessed with finding a potato that looks like a Domi.
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Mocam
EVE University
Ivy League
255
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Posted - 2013.04.04 02:21:00 -
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Fella Ventura wrote:Today I was messing around linking itens that crossed my mind. I was very worried about a very important object missing from the database.
This item has been a strong influence on our society developement and scientific achievement ever since 8000 BC, and is a common trade good all over the world and a complementing part of everyone's diet, vegan or not.
It is resposible for a quarter of the world wide population growth between 1700 and 1900.
In 2010 the world production of this object as "food" was around 324 million tonnes and since 2008 has become a sort of internet celebrity.
It's use:
- To brew alcoholic beverages such as vodka, prtcheen or akvavit
-Food for domestic animals
-Food industry as thckners and binders of soups an sauces.
-Textile industry; as adhesives.
-Manufracting of papers and boards
-Remedy for burns
-Sereval research projects regarding health, plant and bioengineering.
-Sereval culinary uses, as an ingredient and main component of a dish in cuisines all over the world.
The UN even officially declared this 2008 to be the "international Year" of this certain Item.
There are even museus about it. If you doubt any of this information, google it.
For all the reasons above I don't understand why is it not a ingame item. I don't see why it wouldn't still be a common item in a few million years from now on.
Im talking about the potato.
Never flown a domi have you? *snicker* |
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Frying Doom
2129
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Posted - 2013.04.04 02:29:00 -
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Obviously you need to take more drugs in the game.
Contact your local lo-sec supplier.
Then you wont worry about missing other things.
My recommendations are:-á 1.James Arget 2.Ayeson 3.Nathan Jameson 4.Cipreh
5.Chitsa Jason 6. Malcanis 7. Mike Azariah 8. Ripard Teg 9. Mangala Solaris 10. Ali Aras |
Adoris Nolen
Sama Guild
8
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Posted - 2013.04.04 02:49:00 -
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There's food items in PI and also under trade goods>consumer products. You just can't eat them. |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
2324
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Posted - 2013.04.04 06:43:00 -
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When Vegans Attack. |
Lutin Ballista
Ballista Investment Corp
53
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Posted - 2013.04.04 07:23:00 -
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Whitehound wrote:I expected a thread on sex, but now I am positively surprised to see that it is about food.
I was hoping for a link for **** that would get around the work security filters. Disappointed  |
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ISD Gallifreyan
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
80
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Posted - 2013.04.04 11:25:00 -
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Lutin Ballista wrote:Whitehound wrote:I expected a thread on sex, but now I am positively surprised to see that it is about food. I was hoping for a link for **** that would get around the work security filters. Disappointed
I have seen an offer or two in local chat when spending some time in Jita 4-4.
I wouldn't recommend it though. It's probably a scam.
ISD Gallifreyan
Ensign
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
150
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Posted - 2013.04.04 11:26:00 -
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Stray Bullets wrote:baltec1 wrote:Hobgo Togenada wrote:THE ONLY THING EVE IS MISSING IS THE ACCEPTANCE OF THE TINFOIL HAT COMMUNITY...!!! Also plungers. So .... what's wrong with pogo sticks?
Nothing, but plungers would be nice...especially on Minmatar ships since toilets get backed up on those like crazy.
Edit: Also, I would like to see a pogo stick in my CQ, now that the thought has crossed my mind. |
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