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StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
128
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Posted - 2013.04.19 10:03:00 -
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Dear ladies and gentlemen of crime & punishment,
Dear ladies and gentlemen of GÇÿnot so scoundrelsGÇÖ,
former targets asked us if we-¦d show them how highsec wars in general and merc-day-to-day business works. So we thought about running out a GÇ£classGÇ¥.
You-¦ll learn what it means to hunt in highsec - and how to avoid getting toasted.
Saying this means you-¦ll also learn how a merc works - and thus you-¦ll also get known to make a mercs hunt less fun (while you-¦re on the recieving side).
"scedule" will contain subjects like: "know your target", "how to find targets" and so on.
Some more specific knowledge like "the art of suiciding (for profit or assassination contracts)".
Pretty much everything can be covered related to the profession of highsec-dweller (just don-¦t expect mining operations).
There will be a small theory-part every "lesson" (with compact information upfront via evemail).
The practical part will outlast the theory by far (learning by doing).
We might also go on a roam in lowsec - it all depends on what the class is up to.
Why we think we are capable of this:
[url]www.kane.killmail.org[/url]
kane.killmail.org
StoneCold.eve-kill.net
Somali.killmail.org
'Details':
- size of class is limited due to my herpderp corp skills
- will last as long as you like to stay
- costs: 300m
Minimum requriremnts:
- be able to pilot at least 1 combat-able ship (resonable t1 frig with warp disruptor / scrambler) will do to get started.
- only fly what you can afford to lose
- willingness to learn (if you don-¦t: just send the isk as donation and don-¦t occupy a slot)
- for optimal learning process you will have to join the "House of sparrows"
- you need "guidance", but none to hold your hand
- additional pro: beeing able to run locator agents can save you loads of isk (and make you shine in your group)
If you-¦re interrested and want on the "contact when available"-list, send me please an eve-mail (just DON-¦T send isk without a talk)
Additional info: (sort of Q/A)
Q: Why do you charge fee?
A: Simply because a wardec cost isk. If the corpwallets turns (to) fat and healthy we might start a ship reimbursement.
Q: Why do you run a school?
A: It turns out that some of our closest eve friends are ex-wartargets. And according to them there is a market. Filling market needs is good, aye?
Q: U-¦re bad at forums.
A: I know.
Q: I know allready a lot of stuff but I-¦m looking for a corp.
A: Feel free to join the class. If we invite the "top of of the class" into Somali or not is not yet decided (but it-¦s on the table).
Q: You can-¦t be always around. How do you guarantee that you even teach us?
A: I-¦m going to setup a corp bulletin with all needed links so you can find all information all the time. Corp mails will contain the 'theoretical stuff'. As fighting in large gangs is not what you-¦re going to learn here you-¦re encouraged to organise yourself in small (2 - 4)combat groups.
Q: I have no idea how pvp works. I also don-¦t want to risk real isk on the process of learning. HALP ME!
A: No problem at all. We realy teach you the way you like (including risk-free lessons on Singularity if that-¦s what you looking for).
Q: I heared Kane is a cannibal and you are a ne'er-do-well/scoundrel/whatever. I don-¦t dare to participate in your class.
A: Besides from public assumption Kane and me are 'normal' people (whatever that means). With jobs, family and everything else. And to be honest: the group of "our kind" of people is way more relaxed then 'them others' (ingame).
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
Sabriz Adoudel
AWOXalypse
224
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Posted - 2013.04.19 10:26:00 -
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I endorse this service.
Stonecold is one of the few people blue to me that I wouldn't shoot.
He and Kane are exceptionally good at what they do.
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An enemy is a friend you stab in the front. |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
129
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Posted - 2013.04.19 10:30:00 -
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Thank you very much for your kind words Sabriz.
In fact Kane and me dealt around 12b isk in damage in the 3 weeks we fly together (while still on 'holiday-mode').
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
Karak Bol
Crepuscular
73
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Posted - 2013.04.19 11:26:00 -
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I hope this service will run for some time. Would like to participate, but got no time right now. Good luck to you. |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
130
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Posted - 2013.04.19 11:29:00 -
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So far its planned to keep it open.
As people can join at willing and stay as long as they want.
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
gnshadowninja
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
1
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Posted - 2013.04.19 11:30:00 -
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Awesome solo PVPers and Mercs, would be well worth the money if your a beginner.
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Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1666
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Posted - 2013.04.19 11:30:00 -
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Awesome Stone...
Thanks for setting this up.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
Kristopher Rocancourt
Quality Assurance
The Marmite Collective
115
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Posted - 2013.04.19 11:46:00 -
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good guys, doing a good service.
Proud member of MYM8 Jita Police.
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Ra Jackson
BLOOM.
BLOOMSWARM
166
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Posted - 2013.04.19 13:26:00 -
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Now that is some proper content creation right there. |
Reppyk
Yarrbear Inc.
BricK sQuAD.
391
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Posted - 2013.04.19 17:33:00 -
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Oh !  |
Alyshie
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.04.19 18:20:00 -
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I like this idea very much. |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
135
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Posted - 2013.04.20 08:35:00 -
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Hey Alyshie,
ty for your interrest in our service.
Well, the plan so far is to keep the service running. Meaning that you can join whenever you want.
As there is no limit or minimum participants needed i think for optimal results there should be at least 3, maybe 4 (also depending on the participants skills).
Both of us (kane and myself) are EU-TZ. So 99% of the service will be held in EU. Though that-¦s not a real problem as you can get the 'theoretical' knowledge presented via mail. Though it will be an advantage if you got a wingmate for actually getting kills.
The fee is truly to cover wardec costs. In the beginning there will be maybe 1 or 2 wardecs only (again it-¦s not set in stone. Depends on participants, activity of targets and so on).
Payment plan - herpderp :P
But: if there is a payed job (or any sort of income) the ISK will (most likely) be sent to the corp wallet to cover even more wars.
For long-time participants who also Q&A newbros there might be some income (kane and me are pretty relaxed. So we havent set much yet so we can form the class as it fits US ALL best (inlcidung the sparrowlings).
How we finance a whole lot of wars when corp wallet bled dry... yeah, thats something i have to think about.
I will happily keep 2 50m wars active for my very self cost. But 10 wars will force me to sell my shineys - which makes me cry :P. A way to fix it can be brainstormed 1 or 2 weeks before this happens.
Hope that answers your questions well.
If you have more Qs upcoming just let me know.
Cheers,
Stone.
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
Sabriz Adoudel
AWOXalypse
227
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Posted - 2013.04.20 10:12:00 -
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Have you considered working with the Gecko on this endeavour?
His brief stint in my recent war was outstandiing, he did over three billion ISK damage solo to a bunch of mercs that, while not good, were at least competent.
Plus I know you move in some of the same circles.
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An enemy is a friend you stab in the front. |
Alyshie
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.04.20 10:54:00 -
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Thanks for answering my questions Stone.
What I meant by payment plan, was about paying all the fee up front or if I could pay it over a few weeks. I didn't mean to ask if I would get paid :P
If it's okay I will send you an evemail when I wake up since it is 4am here and I need some sleep first. |
magic preacher
Concentrated Evil
The Marmite Collective
35
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Posted - 2013.04.20 11:16:00 -
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good luck with this guys
have you thought about ally in a few wars to keep the cost down ?
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StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
135
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Posted - 2013.04.20 15:58:00 -
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Ty for the reminder preacher, most appreciated.
In fact i forgot about it. Though, to keep costs low it-¦ll ofc working.
But so far it-¦s planned to bring our 'newbros' in use of real contracts.
Meaning that payouts from clients will again go to corpwallet.
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
135
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Posted - 2013.04.20 16:00:00 -
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Alyshie wrote:Thanks for answering my questions Stone.
What I meant by payment plan, was about paying all the fee up front or if I could pay it over a few weeks. I didn't mean to ask if I would get paid :P
If it's okay I will send you an evemail when I wake up since it is 4am here and I need some sleep first.
That would mean some of paperwork :effort:.
The lazy bum inside me cries out loud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
My resonable side just says: yeah, everything is ofc possible on a base by base agreement.
Don-¦t forget we all meet at the same level - as human beeings and video gamers.
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
137
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Posted - 2013.04.21 11:28:00 -
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Added the info about our public channel: "Sparrowlings"
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
212
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Posted - 2013.04.21 14:05:00 -
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Awesome service, keep it up. |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
137
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Posted - 2013.04.21 18:15:00 -
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Class wont be limited. A mate will update the corp soon(tm) with his superior corp skills
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
Osiris Andras
Intergalactic Space Maoris
5
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Posted - 2013.04.22 03:13:00 -
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StoneCold wrote:Both of us (kane and myself) are EU-TZ. So 99%
....bugger..... |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
138
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Posted - 2013.04.23 07:27:00 -
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We decided to switch the name from uni to bootcamp.
Also ty for all your support (ingame aswell as on forum / mails).
The new corp will be generated today and we-¦ll accept apps (we most likely wont start to each before 01.05.).
The more the merrier!
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
140
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Posted - 2013.04.23 21:39:00 -
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The bootcamp just invited the first recrut.
If you want to join or have some questions answered hit us in "Sparrowlings"-channel.
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
143
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Posted - 2013.04.24 21:03:00 -
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We just accepted the 'app' of our 2nd trainee.
More are moving their assets to join soon(tm).
Teaching will start somewhere next week.
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
145
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Posted - 2013.04.25 17:56:00 -
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We happily announce to welcome our 5th trainee a few minutes ago.
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
148
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Posted - 2013.04.28 00:01:00 -
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Another 2 joined today.
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
StoneCold
Somali Coast Guard Authority
153
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Posted - 2013.05.02 06:51:00 -
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The bootcamp opened the doors officialy with 7 students yesterday. Within the next 2 or 3 weeks at least 5 more are joining.
Let-¦s see how the first war will go.
For Hire
Psychotic Monk for CSM |
Ristlin Wakefield
Rama Squadron
Eternal Pretorian Alliance
312
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Posted - 2013.05.02 20:08:00 -
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TL:DR - "We need tacklers, pay us 200 million to do so."
Jokes aside, looks fun :D
I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license. |
Cordo Draken
ABOS Industrial Enterprises
The Marmite Collective
54
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Posted - 2013.05.02 22:47:00 -
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Not attempting to Troll, just curious why you guys decided on the Somali Coast Guard Authority? Is it a nod to the Original Somali Coastguard Authority from years ago?
eëÆWhomever said, "You only get one shot to make a good impression," was utterly wrong. I've made plenty of great impressions with my AutocannonseëÆ eÉà |
Cannibal Kane
Somali Coast Guard Authority
1709
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Posted - 2013.05.03 03:58:00 -
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Cordo Draken wrote:Not attempting to Troll, just curious why you guys decided on the Somali Coast Guard Authority? Is it a nod to the Original Somali Coastguard Authority from years ago?
Yes it is
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |
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