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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.10.18 01:48:00 -
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What is this "women" you speak of? |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:08:00 -
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Aggressive Nutmeg wrote:Admittedly, my wife and kids do tease me about the spaceships game I play. But apparently this makes me a nerd who can't get laid. 
My wife gives me a hard time when I get into a serious Eve conversation on TeamSpeak because of all the jargon that gets used. She had a lot of fun asking what the difference between "high sex" "low sex" and "null sex (oh wait, that one is obvious)" was.
My kids (4 and 7) just like watching the space ships fly around. Their favorite is the Pilgrim, they like when I make it invisible. Also, it looks a little bit like it might be Iron Man's space ship, all red and gold.
Aggressive Nutmeg wrote:Reminds me of how clueless I was when I lost my first (and only) badger. Hate to say it, (because I don't like picking on newbies) but the OP's nerd rage here is awesome.
I honestly don't remember how I felt the first time I lost a ship to PVP. By then I'd gotten really good at losing ships in missions that were way over my head due to my habit of following corpmates into L3s and L4s with a T1 cruiser. It was a running gag for a long time and conditioned me well for riskier activities. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:42:00 -
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Rusty Trades wrote:ytcracker
Oh wow. Haven't thought of ytcracker in forever. Ahh the memories of other forums and shenanigans and the beginnings of nerdcore... |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
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Posted - 2011.10.18 02:48:00 -
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Botleten wrote:That's all I need to see to call bullsh*t. A badger is less than a million isk, way more than you get from tutorial missions. To the OP: if you're gonna troll at least do your homework next time and claim to have lost a ship that's actually expensive.
I remember when 4 million seemed like a lot to spend on a ship, and that was my mission cruiser. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.10.21 00:26:00 -
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mavrick1 wrote:if i could count the number of ships i have lost in the game and i do not cry about it and really if you that you have been wronged then find the guy that wronged you and kill him just do not cry about it and on the fact that you chase woman just makes it harder for the good men who want a long term realitionship to find woman becasue you have gave us all bad names and really you need to look at your life and make some choices and.......REMEMBER IT IS JUST A GAME THAT IS ALL NOTHING MORE JUST A GAME so just play and have fun
Excuse me, I think I found your punctuation:
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.10.21 01:19:00 -
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charlietink wrote:EDIT: What the hell are hotpockets ?!
A disgusting American creation; a frozen food which consists of stale bread stuffed with something that appears to be an imitation of real food, often pizza toppings that failed the more rigid quality standards at the cat food factory. It is microwaved until it explodes and then consumed by obese teenagers. It also takes up far too much space in our grocery stores. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.10.21 01:23:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote:Cause, I've been going out.
Going solo to a cheap movie and sobbing into your oil-butter soaked popcorn before spending the night shamefully masturbating in the corner of the cheapest strip bar in town does NOT make you one of the cool kids.
But hey, at least you're going out, right? Not like us married guys who stay home to be with our wives (and kids, for those who have them). God, if only we could live like you! |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.10.21 01:37:00 -
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charlietink wrote:Quote:A disgusting American creation; a frozen food which consists of stale bread stuffed with something that appears to be an imitation of real food, often pizza toppings that failed the more rigid quality standards at the cat food factory. It is microwaved until it explodes and then consumed by obese teenagers. It also takes up far too much space in our grocery stores. Love the description ! sounds delightfully tasty and nutritious ! are these things, objects or rancid mixtures of different sick or excrement types also known as TV dinner's ?  Always wondered what they are aswell.
They're related to TV dinners. An evolutionary offshoot, let's say. TV dinners take basic food products, remove any sense of freshness, flavor, or nutrition, and then package the remains in a plastic plate with a sheet of cellophane on top. These are heated until they reach the consistency of soft plastic before being eaten in solitude by bitter, divorced people.
Hot pockets started as a way to make pizzas more portable at the expense of being less appetizing. They have since expanded their line to include wrapping various TV dinners in bread as well, and most recently they have added things that might dubiously be called breakfast foods. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.10.21 01:38:00 -
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Ammzi wrote:How can people assume this is not a troll?
Seriously, obvious troll is obvious. He couldn't be more obvious unless he had a monocle!
-1/10 ... I read the first sentence and I was like *this is going to be good*. Now I am leaving disappointed!
Just troll the troll and have fun with it. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.10.22 00:13:00 -
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I just want to point out that there are 15 occurrences of the term "butthurt" on page 7 alone. 16 if this post makes the same page.
Time to expand your vocabularies, guys. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.10.25 23:06:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote:Chicks in relationships make the best lays. You got some other shcmuck paying for their stuff who just can't keep her interested. That's where I come in. I'm that guy. Deal with it.
Okay, who taught the cast of Jersey Shore how to use the internet? There goes the neighborhood.
Also: bragging about sexing up skanks who date douchebags that don't know how to please a woman isn't all that impressive, really. |
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