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Ebony Shakiel
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.17 22:55:00 -
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I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.
The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!
One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!
Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!
I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!
You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.
I hope you are happy! I quit! |
Collin Dow
Free People of Earth
Red Dwarf Racketeering Division
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Posted - 2011.10.17 22:56:00 -
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Cool story, bro. |
Ebony Shakiel
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.17 22:59:00 -
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Collin Dow wrote:Cool story, bro.
People like you make me want to quit eve. Why don't you just grow up already? |
The Crushah
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:04:00 -
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:notsureifserious:
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Steve Ronuken
Cossette Moana
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:06:00 -
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0/10, must try harder.
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Parsec Seti
1st Contact
Tactical Operation Fleet Delta
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:06:00 -
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This will end well... |
Vandy ColdStone
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:07:00 -
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Bad troll.
1/10.
+1 only because you PLAY a female and you are clearly either trolling, or talking about thy self. Good day sir.
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Ebony Shakiel
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:08:00 -
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Vandy ColdStone wrote:Bad troll.
1/10.
+1 only because you PLAY a female and you are clearly either trolling, or talking about thy self. Good day sir.
Like you know anything about women...
Nice try, jerk |
Wylee Coyote
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:08:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote:I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.
The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!
One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!
Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!
I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!
You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.
I hope you are happy! I quit!
Trolling way too hard... |
Ebony Shakiel
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:09:00 -
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Vandy ColdStone wrote:Bad troll.
1/10.
+1 only because you PLAY a female and you are clearly either trolling, or talking about thy self. Good day sir.
GRRRRRRRRR you are making me mad! Don't you people read? Y O U are ruining eve! |
Kellen Shimaya
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:09:00 -
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So... why did you take the time to make this post instead of going to get laid? |
Ebony Shakiel
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:12:00 -
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Kellen Shimaya wrote:So... why did you take the time to make this post instead of going to get laid?
I SAID I GO OUT 4 TIMES A WEEK, NOT EVERYDAY, NERD!
SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT! |
Steve Ronuken
Cossette Moana
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:13:00 -
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On the very off chance this isn't a troll, and I seriously doubt it, go talk to the industrial career agent. get a free indy. |
Jovan Geldon
Lead Farmers
Kill It With Fire
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:13:00 -
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1/10 for getting me to reply
Must do better, see me after class |
Ebony Shakiel
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:14:00 -
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Steve Ronuken wrote:On the very off chance this isn't a troll, and I seriously doubt it, go talk to the industrial career agent. get a free indy.
The first helpful person in this whole thread, thank you.
How do I do this and where do I get one? |
The Crushah
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:14:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote:Vandy ColdStone wrote:Bad troll.
1/10.
+1 only because you PLAY a female and you are clearly either trolling, or talking about thy self. Good day sir.
GRRRRRRRRR you are making me mad! Don't you people read? Y O U are ruining eve!
Shush fatty. I make EVE awesome!
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Steve Ronuken
Cossette Moana
19
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:16:00 -
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Again, assuming not a troll, pay attention to the tutorials. If you had, you'd know this already. hit f12. then use the 'show career agents' button. And get used to losing ships. Everyone does. |
kiwis-can-fly
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:16:00 -
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Mate are you taking the **** well instead of spending money on hookers buy a plex and get a new ship.
BTW nice trolling !!!!NOT!!!! |
Kellen Shimaya
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:16:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote:Kellen Shimaya wrote:So... why did you take the time to make this post instead of going to get laid? I SAID I GO OUT 4 TIMES A WEEK, NOT EVERYDAY, NERD! SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT!
uh huh |
Skunk Gracklaw
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
129
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:16:00 -
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Lazy trolls make me sad. |
Ebony Shakiel
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:17:00 -
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Steve Ronuken wrote:Again, assuming not a troll, pay attention to the tutorials. If you had, you'd know this already. hit f12. then use the 'show career agents' button. And get used to losing ships. Everyone does.
LISTEN NERD, NOT EVERYONE SPENDS HOURS ON EVE EVERY DAY! |
The Crushah
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
4
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:20:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote:Steve Ronuken wrote:Again, assuming not a troll, pay attention to the tutorials. If you had, you'd know this already. hit f12. then use the 'show career agents' button. And get used to losing ships. Everyone does. LISTEN NERD, NOT EVERYONE SPENDS HOURS ON EVE EVERY DAY!
...BECAUSE SOME OF US SPEND HOURS ON WOW EVERY DAY INSTEAD!!! |
Vandy ColdStone
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:20:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote:Steve Ronuken wrote:Again, assuming not a troll, pay attention to the tutorials. If you had, you'd know this already. hit f12. then use the 'show career agents' button. And get used to losing ships. Everyone does. LISTEN NERD, NOT EVERYONE SPENDS HOURS ON EVE EVERY DAY!
You busy with your psychiatrist getting your issues worked out? Probably should be... Silly trolls |
Kellen Shimaya
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:26:00 -
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I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger. |
Drake Draconis
Shadow Cadre
Shadow Confederation
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:26:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote:Collin Dow wrote:Cool story, bro. People like you make me want to quit eve. Why don't you just grow up already?
Your quitting..yet your still here....posting.
Funny. |
Vandy ColdStone
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:26:00 -
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Kellen Shimaya wrote:I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger.
No doubt - he deserves an award. |
Ebony Shakiel
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:27:00 -
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Kellen Shimaya wrote:I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger.
WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE |
The Crushah
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:32:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel wrote:Kellen Shimaya wrote:I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger. WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE
LIKE BAGS OF SAND!!!!
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Nariya Kentaya
Celestial Ascension
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:35:00 -
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my my my, the butthurt is strong in this one, yes?
honestly, adn i mean if you REALLY want me to be honest with you, you are a moron.
EVE is ADVERTISED as being a COLD HARSH WORLD, if you can't stand it or can't afford to play often enough to maintain any sort of in-game income, maybe you shouldn't play at all.
and as for the very RUDE, OFFENSIVE (i am NOT a nerd, i am a geek, and you not differentiating between the two i find tantamount to discrimination and racism! [yes geeks are a race, similar to gingers, we are recognized by our trademark paler-then-a-redhead's-tanlines skin, our obsession with learning and IMPLEMENTING learned materials, as wella s not ebing nasaly and annoying {the annoying ones are the geeks}]) and overly aggressive remarks you have made, i feel compelled to inform you i DO in fact have an active relationship outside of EvE with a wonderful little redhead who i am currently helping set up an EvE account.
though i WILL admit to not ever going outside EVER, but thats more do to the fact that sunglare hurts my eyes and i hate the color yellow.
ON TOPIC (well, more on topic): WHY WERE YOU FLYING A BADGER UNTANKED AND UNINSURED? especially fi you JUST EARNED IT with no way of paying for it should an unfortunate mishap befall it.
your main failings were that you:
1) flew a ship you can not afford to replace
2) flew the ship untanked/uninsured
3) Fell victim to a (can-flippers i presume? you spoke of them stealing)
4) locked an enemy ship IN A BADGER
5) did not properly analyze your opponent, his capabilities, and his intentions in comparison with your own (i mean honestly, you strike me as the kind of person who would whine that their frig got popped by a carrier you wanted to kill)
6) you came on hear and WHINED about it and INSULTING us, losing all chance of sympathy or redeemability in our eyes.
if there are any failing points i missed, please feel free to add C&P.
and OP, for future notes, you should write down these failings and work on them, learning the PROPER ways to handle a confrontation will save you alot fo ships.
and on a more helpful note, i will say that whenever im using a can for anything, i have webs and scrams in my mid-slots, scares the bajeebers out of gankers when they think they just fell for bait (well, works against alot of gankers, at elast inexperienced ones who choose to can-flip IN their excpensive ship instead of their flipping frig.) |
Ebony Shakiel
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2011.10.17 23:36:00 -
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The Crushah wrote:Ebony Shakiel wrote:Kellen Shimaya wrote:I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger. WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE LIKE BAGS OF SAND!!!!
At least one of the hundreds of eve players has at least thought of a woman... |
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