I was honestly trying to humor your feeble attempt at trolling the nerds of this forum. Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine, causing me to throw my head back, thrust my chest forward and contract my shoulders in ecstasy, as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties.

But as I continued reading on through your thread, your posts became increasingly unclever and anticlimactic, as if your first post was all the juice you had, but you, bless your heart, desperately tried to continue, with what little wit and humor you had left in your simple mind.

I can only imagine what your girlfriend thinks of your love-making. I bet you are a jackhammer to start, pounding her into oblivion as she screams your name, lavishly stroking your ego. But lo and behold, you fail to see through, abruptly ending in an ejaculation thoroughly announced, yet feeble and anticlimactic. Then, to reconcile the situation, you think it is a good idea to continue plugging her up, with what can only be described as a limp, impotent, sorry excuse for a manhood you possess. She lays there unamused, rolling her eyes, as you flex your bicep and grin in satisfaction. You are the man, in your mind, but your girlfriend thinks otherwise.

Personally, I feel for her. And that is why I am a lesbian.

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

Warm apple pie...

Yo lay off my Moma mmmk........

Well now mr.getsplentyoass.Please refrain from the claims that you get madd booty.As we have done a survey and have found most doods who make chick avatars are in fact suffering from a lack of guy-girl interaction.Which is why they make girl avatars ,Because they cannot get an actual woman so they create one in MMO's to see what one actually looks like.You cannot deny this fact as you have a girl avatar and talk like a guy.If your a girl i apologize and wish you the best in the 4 times a week your outside.Please show us proof in the form of posting with your main or some video links of you actually talking with/to/at a person of the opposite sex.

If your are unable to make good with this request we will have no choice but to consider your post a feeble attempt at best of what some would consider a troll of unepic proportions.Im truely sorry we cannot process your claim of butthurt until further posts of proof have been made by you Sir StickyKeys.As some would say.The balls are now in your court.

Thanks in advance,Adoodwhoknowshegetsbooty

I don't have to prove anything to you nerds! I've already said my peace now get the hell out of my thread!

OP: Obvious troll is obvious

Fascinating as this topic is, I need to know something: what is the top speed of an unladen orca?

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

i have a woman that i am engaged to and i have a life but i play eve to counter act the effects of P.T.S.D and really it helps alot and i know that this game is life for a few people but really it just helps me. i seen enough war and death in real life to scar me but this game is just a way to keep off the crap the V.A. would give me so yeah

Just wanted to say thanks for putting your kneck on the line (in real life) for all of us.

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.




You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

if i could count the number of ships i have lost in the game and i do not cry about it and really if you that you have been wronged then find the guy that wronged you and kill him just do not cry about it and on the fact that you chase woman just makes it harder for the good men who want a long term realitionship to find woman becasue you have gave us all bad names and really you need to look at your life and make some choices and.......REMEMBER IT IS JUST A GAME THAT IS ALL NOTHING MORE JUST A GAME so just play and have fun

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass.

if i could count the number of ships i have lost in the game and i do not cry about it and really if you that you have been wronged then find the guy that wronged you and kill him just do not cry about it and on the fact that you chase woman just makes it harder for the good men who want a long term realitionship to find woman becasue you have gave us all bad names and really you need to look at your life and make some choices and.......REMEMBER IT IS JUST A GAME THAT IS ALL NOTHING MORE JUST A GAME so just play and have fun

I think you should just quit eve ... and give me all your isk, ships, modules and the 1000's of exotic dancer's you have stored in your pimp wagon you call a badger... or was i not meant to mention that part in public ?



I leave my house everyday and get laid whenever i want, therefore i win... NERD.

please die now.

I still want them ...

Also thanks for proving that you do actualy sit at your computer 24/7, obsessing over replying to every comment in this thread, a few minutes after they've been posted.

this thread is now pointless and you get a -5/10 for being EPIC FAIL.



Nah, but i could always come kill you, over and over, over again till you give me the items i asked for.

I've been going out. Unlike you.

Stop being such a little Nerd and eat something besides Pizza and Hotpockets! You are probably fat and have horrible acne!

EDIT: What the hell are hotpockets ?!

Cause, I've been going out.

A disgusting American creation; a frozen food which consists of stale bread stuffed with something that appears to be an imitation of real food, often pizza toppings that failed the more rigid quality standards at the cat food factory. It is microwaved until it explodes and then consumed by obese teenagers. It also takes up far too much space in our grocery stores.