Cool story, bro.

Bad troll.

1/10.

+1 only because you PLAY a female and you are clearly either trolling, or talking about thy self. Good day sir.

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

Bad troll.

1/10.

+1 only because you PLAY a female and you are clearly either trolling, or talking about thy self. Good day sir.

So... why did you take the time to make this post instead of going to get laid?

On the very off chance this isn't a troll, and I seriously doubt it, go talk to the industrial career agent. get a free indy.

GRRRRRRRRR you are making me mad! Don't you people read? Y O U are ruining eve!

I SAID I GO OUT 4 TIMES A WEEK, NOT EVERYDAY, NERD!

SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT!

Again, assuming not a troll, pay attention to the tutorials. If you had, you'd know this already. hit f12. then use the 'show career agents' button. And get used to losing ships. Everyone does.

LISTEN NERD, NOT EVERYONE SPENDS HOURS ON EVE EVERY DAY!

LISTEN NERD, NOT EVERYONE SPENDS HOURS ON EVE EVERY DAY!

People like you make me want to quit eve. Why don't you just grow up already?

I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger.

I'm starting to wish that I was the guy who ganked his badger.

WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE

LIKE BAGS OF SAND!!!!

At least one of the hundreds of eve players has at least thought of a woman...

my my my, the butthurt is strong in this one, yes?

honestly, adn i mean if you REALLY want me to be honest with you, you are a moron.

EVE is ADVERTISED as being a COLD HARSH WORLD, if you can't stand it or can't afford to play often enough to maintain any sort of in-game income, maybe you shouldn't play at all.

and as for the very RUDE, OFFENSIVE (i am NOT a nerd, i am a geek, and you not differentiating between the two i find tantamount to discrimination and racism! [yes geeks are a race, similar to gingers, we are recognized by our trademark paler-then-a-redhead's-tanlines skin, our obsession with learning and IMPLEMENTING learned materials, as wella s not ebing nasaly and annoying {the annoying ones are the geeks}]) and overly aggressive remarks you have made, i feel compelled to inform you i DO in fact have an active relationship outside of EvE with a wonderful little redhead who i am currently helping set up an EvE account.

though i WILL admit to not ever going outside EVER, but thats more do to the fact that sunglare hurts my eyes and i hate the color yellow.

ON TOPIC (well, more on topic): WHY WERE YOU FLYING A BADGER UNTANKED AND UNINSURED? especially fi you JUST EARNED IT with no way of paying for it should an unfortunate mishap befall it.

your main failings were that you:
1) flew a ship you can not afford to replace
2) flew the ship untanked/uninsured
3) Fell victim to a (can-flippers i presume? you spoke of them stealing)
4) locked an enemy ship IN A BADGER
5) did not properly analyze your opponent, his capabilities, and his intentions in comparison with your own (i mean honestly, you strike me as the kind of person who would whine that their frig got popped by a carrier you wanted to kill)
6) you came on hear and WHINED about it and INSULTING us, losing all chance of sympathy or redeemability in our eyes.

if there are any failing points i missed, please feel free to add C&P.

and OP, for future notes, you should write down these failings and work on them, learning the PROPER ways to handle a confrontation will save you alot fo ships.

and on a more helpful note, i will say that whenever im using a can for anything, i have webs and scrams in my mid-slots, scares the bajeebers out of gankers when they think they just fell for bait (well, works against alot of gankers, at elast inexperienced ones who choose to can-flip IN their excpensive ship instead of their flipping frig.)

So if you are smart then how come a ship 4x the size of another can be killed by it? how the F can I die so quickly, have you seen a badger? it's like all armor....

Figures that you would try and blame me for how bad this game sucks...

Typical nerd behavior to try and blame somone else

That's funny because I go out, not 4 times a week, but every day, I go to school full time, work part time, and have several little sisters to watch after. I have wonderful friends whom I enjoy spending time with on the weekends very much, and they also understand the importance of and seriousness bussinessness of internet gaming. I fly in my battleship, with the ISK I made in game in a matter of minutes, making more ISK by the minute, so I can take my pvp ships into lowsec and eat sorry ass punks like you for breakfast.

Oh and I have had more girls inside me at one time than you will ever have the pleasure to meet the acquaintance of in a lifetime.

right, post a link to the killmail because i can GUARANTEE you were either fitted for crap, got hit by an alpha fit (which do massive amounts of damage, kinda like how a battleship can punch a decent hole in an aircraft carrier even though the carrier is a small city), or you engaged him with soem form of aggressive mod before he ever actually aggressed you, meaning CONCORD blew your ass.

its one of those, so cough up the killmail and let us laugh.

I prefer to be inside girls not them inside of me... so I wouldn't know about that.

Then you're obviously not living.

Get a life, loser!

Lol.... I'v lost more in a day... with Rifters... and I work 6 Days Week, Go Figure

Also, Cool Story Bro, Can I haz Your Stuff. xD

OMFG, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU NERDS?! SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID!

RAGE!

I was honestly trying to humor your feeble attempt at trolling the nerds of this forum. Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine, causing me to throw my head back, thrust my chest forward and contract my shoulders in ecstasy, as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties.

But as I continued reading on through your thread, your posts became increasingly unclever and anticlimactic, as if your first post was all the juice you had, but you, bless your heart, desperately tried to continue, with what little wit and humor you had left in your simple mind.

I can only imagine what your girlfriend thinks of your love-making. I bet you are a jackhammer to start, pounding her into oblivion as she screams your name, lavishly stroking your ego. But lo and behold, you fail to see through, abruptly ending in an ejaculation thoroughly announced, yet feeble and anticlimactic. Then, to reconcile the situation, you think it is a good idea to continue plugging her up, with what can only be described as a limp, impotent, sorry excuse for a manhood you possess. She lays there unamused, rolling her eyes, as you flex your bicep and grin in satisfaction. You are the man, in your mind, but your girlfriend thinks otherwise.

Personally, I feel for her. And that is why I am a lesbian.

Your post fills me with Joy!

Especially the part where you try and put me down for starting big and ending on a low note and then repeat the same in your post. I bet you spent a long time working on that post and for that, I commend you.

However, you are obviously mistaken about my love making technique. I will assume you are male since you play eve... that or incredibly ugly or disfigured, which is probably why you're playing eve anyways.

Even if you were a woman, I bet you are overweight or have body hair, probably a bit of a moustache.

There's somebody willing to lower their standards for everybody... but that guy aint me.

WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE

@Riley, Great Bio :P

I'm done playing with you, I have better toys that can pleasure me more effectively.

My mind... it is full of F U CK!

IMAGINE HOW I FEEL?!

Admittedly, my wife and kids do tease me about the spaceships game I play. But apparently this makes me a nerd who can't get laid.

Reminds me of how clueless I was when I lost my first (and only) badger. Hate to say it, (because I don't like picking on newbies) but the OP's nerd rage here is awesome.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

this is trolling these days?

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

ytcracker

That's all I need to see to call bullsh*t. A badger is less than a million isk, way more than you get from tutorial missions. To the OP: if you're gonna troll at least do your homework next time and claim to have lost a ship that's actually expensive.

What is this "women" you speak of?

Pfft, I laugh at the op. As a US Marine infantryman I've been with the most vile, unclean things calling themselves women in the world... I swear you have to quadruple bag it because the first 3 layers will be dissolved.

WHY DONT YOU SEND ME A NEW BADGER AND ILL TELL YOU WHAT A VAGINA FEELS LIKE

Warm apple pie...

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

Even if you were a woman, I bet you are overweight or have body hair, probably a bit of a moustache.

You seem to be quite experienced at Capital production... how do you do it in high sec?

Something about angry birds

You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits

I'm pretty sure it's hygiene* and habits* there boss.

Obvious troll is obvious.

I was honestly trying to humor your feeble attempt at trolling the nerds of this forum. Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine, causing me to throw my head back, thrust my chest forward and contract my shoulders in ecstasy, as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties.

But as I continued reading on through your thread, your posts became increasingly unclever and anticlimactic, as if your first post was all the juice you had, but you, bless your heart, desperately tried to continue, with what little wit and humor you had left in your simple mind.

I can only imagine what your girlfriend thinks of your love-making. I bet you are a jackhammer to start, pounding her into oblivion as she screams your name, lavishly stroking your ego. But lo and behold, you fail to see through, abruptly ending in an ejaculation thoroughly announced, yet feeble and anticlimactic. Then, to reconcile the situation, you think it is a good idea to continue plugging her up, with what can only be described as a limp, impotent, sorry excuse for a manhood you possess. She lays there unamused, rolling her eyes, as you flex your bicep and grin in satisfaction. You are the man, in your mind, but your girlfriend thinks otherwise.

Personally, I feel for her. And that is why I am a lesbian.

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

Warm apple pie...

Yo lay off my Moma mmmk........

Well now mr.getsplentyoass.Please refrain from the claims that you get madd booty.As we have done a survey and have found most doods who make chick avatars are in fact suffering from a lack of guy-girl interaction.Which is why they make girl avatars ,Because they cannot get an actual woman so they create one in MMO's to see what one actually looks like.You cannot deny this fact as you have a girl avatar and talk like a guy.If your a girl i apologize and wish you the best in the 4 times a week your outside.Please show us proof in the form of posting with your main or some video links of you actually talking with/to/at a person of the opposite sex.

If your are unable to make good with this request we will have no choice but to consider your post a feeble attempt at best of what some would consider a troll of unepic proportions.Im truely sorry we cannot process your claim of butthurt until further posts of proof have been made by you Sir StickyKeys.As some would say.The balls are now in your court.

Thanks in advance,Adoodwhoknowshegetsbooty

I don't have to prove anything to you nerds! I've already said my peace now get the hell out of my thread!

OP: Obvious troll is obvious

Fascinating as this topic is, I need to know something: what is the top speed of an unladen orca?

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

i have a woman that i am engaged to and i have a life but i play eve to counter act the effects of P.T.S.D and really it helps alot and i know that this game is life for a few people but really it just helps me. i seen enough war and death in real life to scar me but this game is just a way to keep off the crap the V.A. would give me so yeah

Just wanted to say thanks for putting your kneck on the line (in real life) for all of us.

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.




You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

if i could count the number of ships i have lost in the game and i do not cry about it and really if you that you have been wronged then find the guy that wronged you and kill him just do not cry about it and on the fact that you chase woman just makes it harder for the good men who want a long term realitionship to find woman becasue you have gave us all bad names and really you need to look at your life and make some choices and.......REMEMBER IT IS JUST A GAME THAT IS ALL NOTHING MORE JUST A GAME so just play and have fun

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass.

if i could count the number of ships i have lost in the game and i do not cry about it and really if you that you have been wronged then find the guy that wronged you and kill him just do not cry about it and on the fact that you chase woman just makes it harder for the good men who want a long term realitionship to find woman becasue you have gave us all bad names and really you need to look at your life and make some choices and.......REMEMBER IT IS JUST A GAME THAT IS ALL NOTHING MORE JUST A GAME so just play and have fun

I think you should just quit eve ... and give me all your isk, ships, modules and the 1000's of exotic dancer's you have stored in your pimp wagon you call a badger... or was i not meant to mention that part in public ?



I leave my house everyday and get laid whenever i want, therefore i win... NERD.

please die now.

I still want them ...

Also thanks for proving that you do actualy sit at your computer 24/7, obsessing over replying to every comment in this thread, a few minutes after they've been posted.

this thread is now pointless and you get a -5/10 for being EPIC FAIL.



Nah, but i could always come kill you, over and over, over again till you give me the items i asked for.

I've been going out. Unlike you.

Stop being such a little Nerd and eat something besides Pizza and Hotpockets! You are probably fat and have horrible acne!

EDIT: What the hell are hotpockets ?!

Cause, I've been going out.

A disgusting American creation; a frozen food which consists of stale bread stuffed with something that appears to be an imitation of real food, often pizza toppings that failed the more rigid quality standards at the cat food factory. It is microwaved until it explodes and then consumed by obese teenagers. It also takes up far too much space in our grocery stores.

Love the description ! sounds delightfully tasty and nutritious ! are these things, objects or rancid mixtures of different sick or excrement types also known as TV dinner's ?

Always wondered what they are aswell.

How can people assume this is not a troll?
Seriously, obvious troll is obvious. He couldn't be more obvious unless he had a monocle!

-1/10 ... I read the first sentence and I was like *this is going to be good*. Now I am leaving disappointed!

You get em, Ebony! I knew someone who went to E3 and he said EVERYONE there was fat and needed a shower. No one would kill a badger unless it was loaded with shiny loot (prostitutes or nice implants) unless they wanted to grief. Nerds think the internet is anonymous so they like to grief, because to them, no one else matters but themselves.

EDIT: I am gonna get flamed to ache-eee-double toothpicks for this!

This game is a joke

internet spaceshipz is serious business.

but seriosuly, you came to CRIME and PUNISHMENT to whine about getting griefed? that's like an englishman walking into a pub and complaining about all the damn irishmen outside. conclusion? he gets beat up repeatedly and made fun fo for the rest of his life.

quit being butthurt OP, it was a lousy Badger, i can think of many more expensive things you could have lost, and its your own fault for not taking precautions, whetehr it be lack of tank or just being completely braindead in a fight.

you know what's sad? you want all the trolls gone, but we who are trolling you are the only ones besides you posting, and i dont think being alone in a thread is all that fun.

please contain your butthurt. If you don't have anything positive to contrubute, don't post.

kthxbye

Says the butthurt with broken spine of emo-rage one.
"Kettle calling Pot Black"

Nice try, NERD. I know your proactive supply is running short but that doesn't mean you have to get testy.

Nice try, NERD. I know your proactive supply is running short but that doesn't mean you have to get testy.

Hmm, I sense a bitter irony.

Exhibition of hurt feelings or butthurt. Something ZeroSeven is known for.

And yet he's trying to show his superiority over another emo-whiner. How ****ing classic is that?

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

Hmm, I sense a bitter irony.

Exhibition of hurt feelings or butthurt. Something ZeroSeven is known for.

And yet he's trying to show his superiority over another emo-whiner. How ****ing classic is that?

How unoriginal..obsessed buthurt guy who cant help but be obsessed in smacktalking me without hesitation.

Your worse that emo-rage poster over there.

Keep raging jack.

Jack, You're alright.

That guy is just mad cause I called him out on being a virgin.

GRRRRRRRRR you are making me mad! Don't you people read? Y O U are ruining eve!

OP, you sound like a real jerk! If you're going to quit, then quit. You're insulting.

Read pages 1-2, got bored.

2/10, only because you almost had me wanting to post "You mad, bro?" Then I read your follow-ups.

Just in case (I like to cover all the bases) not troll and you really that mad, I get laid regularly, and my gf is married. Top that ****.

Your first post was so full of passion, and angst, and fury, so much that as I read your post I could feel a shiver trickle down my spine... as that tingle slowly made its way to my buttcrack, only to end in such a climax, leaving a single moist spot on the front my panties

You get sloppy seconds from a guy who doesn't even have to try to get to shag her anymore? Wow, you got it good broski

+1 to OP for getting all the internet badas*es to share their "sex exploits" (sound like they came off a porno reel)


0/10 for troll though it was meh.



A*s....pained???

You ask too much.

Chicks in relationships make the best lays. You got some other shcmuck paying for their stuff who just can't keep her interested. That's where I come in. I'm that guy. Deal with it.

Chicks in relationships make the best lays. You got some other shcmuck paying for their stuff who just can't keep her interested. That's where I come in. I'm that guy. Deal with it.

Jack, You're alright.

That guy is just mad cause I called him out on being a virgin.

How did this get off the ground?

The first helpful person in this whole thread, thank you.

How do I do this and where do I get one?

Lazy trolls make me sad.

I read this post a couple of days ago, and I had to give up after page 4 or 5.

Ebony Shakiel has no KB record on battleclinic or the other kbs out there. If this was a legit carebear ranting about losing their ship, no problem, but this is a blatant (and very lazy, I might add) attempt to troll. This is a fabricated kill, with a fabricated story. I would like to see the kill mail posted as proof (and one that correctly dates the real loss), otherwise, this entire post is a waste.

For the sake of C&P, I hope they lock this thread. I want to read about REAL tears and crime.....not make-believe (even for a make-believe world of eve, there are limits).

I actually talk with women and know how to communicate.

The first helpful person in this whole thread, thank you.

How do I do this and where do I get one?

People like you make me want to quit eve.

I want to start off by saying all of you are nerds who wouldn't know what a women felt like unless someone told you.

The other day I was flying in amarr with my brand new badger that I bought all by myself. I have a job and have a social life so it took me a long time of playing to get the isk together. I earned every single ISK that went into that badger!

One of you dumb nerds decided it would be a funny to steal from me. I locked that Nerd up quicker than you can say "Proactive" and the next thing I know my ship is blown up!

Frankly, all of you nerds disgust me. Since you can't get women like I can, you take it out on innocent players by blowing their space ships up. You all need to go outside and GET A LIFE!

I go out at least 4 times a week and get laid whenever I want because I am a badass. Unlike you stupid nerds who spend all your life in front of a computer monitor to play space ship games with eachother. I actually talk with women and know how to communicate. Unlike you nerds who can't even get up the courage to go outside!


You will all end up alone in the end because of your horrible hygene and bad eating habbits.


I hope you are happy! I quit!

obviosuly, like the OP wanted it to, it grew UP



yes, that was terrible and i feel bad for posting it.

Cool story, bro.

I'm married to a nerd. He's awesome. I'm a nerd too. I'm the only one of us who flies a ship though, unfortunately. Am I awesome? *shrugs* I dunno, but I believe I'd be earning myself quite a different label than "nerd" if I was going out 4 times a week to get laid anytime I want.

OP, please get yourself tested. I heard certain STI's can cause irrational behavior.

Other possible causes for emotional outbursts should be looked into as well.

No don't. You promised us to quit

Too classic. That actually made me smile.

Keep fighting the good fight against morbidly obese, obsessive-compulsive, emo-raging children.

I hope you are happy! I quit!

Still posting nearly two weeks later

Ordinarily, I'd simply roll my eyes and give such a troll attempt by the OP a 1/10. However, the troll food (yes, including mine) keeps coming. I assume, because such obvious trolling is so fail, it's irresistible (alright, yes, it could be b/c I'm among those who are a bit trollable). This very thing makes this troll at least somewhat successful (while remaining obvious), but also quite amusing.

4/10 for comic value, and for the red mark I gave myself from facepalming too hard (which just adds to the comic value).

OP, you're funny. Nerd rage more, please. You can comment on my surely-present stretch marks and my perpetual virginity (such contradictions are great troll material) and my nerdy kids, including my nerdy toddler who probably just plays Eve all day b/c she's intellectually challenged and can't manage to get hugs from her teddy bears (great for getting us to argue about the logic of your arguments. More funnies). I bet you get hugs from your teddy bears any time you want.

Or how bout something more intelligent. Like.... acne and pale skin.

There we go.... pale skin.
OP, you should rage on people like me with pale skin. Because we all know that all the Eve players are alll pasty-skinned. Especially us girls. Yeah, that definitely makes me totally ugly.

K, you keep going. I'll go get the popcorn and settle down for a laugh at the inevitable fat-gamer-girl jokes. *snicker*

I'll try to avoid facepalming so hard though. Someone might think hubby slapped me across the forehead.

Another idea? while mocking our personal lives and swearing you're not a troll, you might start misspelling words or abusing punctuation and grammar. This usually gets some people riled up, and then still more people start flaming "spelling *****" and "grammar *****" and such.