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Istvaan Shogaatsu
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:04:00 -
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Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 08/10/2005 18:06:20
We had a little fun over the past couple days. Had a good laugh over it, figured I'd share with the forum.
So this fellow by the name of palimpalim approaches one of my mates, offering to sell a 1-run Machariel BPC. The guy refuses to place it on escrow, insisting on delivery. Naturally this raises her suspicions, and of course the BPC turns out to be used up, 0-run.
He's asking for 650m. My mate negotiates him down to 350m. They open a trade window, he places the BPC in, my mate places the 350m in, the guy hits accept, and my mate... doesn't.
For oh, about two hours.
Palimpalim is getting impatient. Right when he's about to give up, I convo him and say I heard he was selling a cheap Mach, and that I'll give him 400 million. Only thing is, I'm in a battleship and at war, so I can't travel - he has to deliver. I make him run across 20+ systems, and when he's just about to arrive, I tell him I gotta log off, but that I want his ship. Don't forget me, palimpalim, I said.
A couple more 20 jump deliveries for palimpalim ensue in much the same fashion. We basically sent him on a wild goose chase for the better part of two days. Finally, another of my mates convos him and offers him the original value of the BPC, 650m - but the catch is he has to deliver it to Hemin in Curse.
I'm sure you can guess what happens next.
To his credit, his pod got away. He left us with parting words that have the Guiding Hand Social Club quivering in mortal, pants-wetting fear:
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palimpalim > u r now KOS to The Five and Veritas Immortalis
Please, The Five and Veritas Immortalis. Have mercy on us.
p.s. palimpalim, if you'd like to buy back the 0-run Machariel BPC we looted from your wreckage, it'll be 650m ISK.
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:07:00 -
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Proud member of the [23].
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DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:08:00 -
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rofl, thats quality.
Perpetually driven, your end is our beginning.
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Zeraph Dregamon
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:15:00 -
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I will most likely be leaving the GH-SC soon, I don't want to put my corpmates at risk because of my crimes.
I can only plead with The Five and Veritas Immortalis to punish me, not the innocent !
GH-SC
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feroci0us
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:16:00 -
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lol
** Proud Member of the Fountain Alliance **
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Securus
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:17:00 -
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Priceless.
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Denrace
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:18:00 -
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Excellent!
Had me laughing rather hard
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Soren
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:20:00 -
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you guys take it to the max, everytime..
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:24:00 -
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Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:28:00 -
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Owned. Owned! OWNED!
EVE University Combat Instructor
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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:30:00 -
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omgwtfpwned...
This needs a stickey or something.....Istavann, you are my god.
I love you...
Will you marry me?
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KORKY Is Recruiting now!
Convo me for More Details.
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Avon
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:31:00 -
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Gah, it's like cats toying with a mouse.
Inhumane treatment of a poor, weak, silly, creature.
Superb.
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The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur |
Lianhaun
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: mirel yirrin
omgwtfpwned...
This needs a stickey or something.....Istavann, you are my god.
I love you...
Will you marry me?
You've got to be kidding me, do women actually do fall ontop of him or what.
I refuse to believe this!
This is not a hijack
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:33:00 -
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Verone 1 - 1 Winterblink |
Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:34:00 -
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[Coreli Corporation Mainframe] |
Xharky
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:37:00 -
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Edited by: Xharky on 08/10/2005 18:37:08
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<&Hammerhead> Observator results make pretty good safe spots |
mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:38:00 -
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Now are you people above me laughing AT me or with me, or at nothing at all....:)
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KORKY Is Recruiting now!
Convo me for More Details.
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Kehmor
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:39:00 -
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Zing!
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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:39:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
I want your babies Verone 
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KORKY Is Recruiting now!
Convo me for More Details.
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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:41:00 -
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Definatly A Pwnzor....I'm going to Repeatedly post in this thread just to make sure that it stays famous.
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KORKY Is Recruiting now!
Convo me for More Details.
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JoCool
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:45:00 -
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So owned
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danneh
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:47:00 -
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Hahahaha, quality.
Hello. |
Palx
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:48:00 -
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lmao, that is class 
(I hope he isn't from -V- :o)
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Jin Entres
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Posted - 2005.10.08 18:50:00 -
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'Aint that sweet
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Arrgs
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Posted - 2005.10.08 19:06:00 -
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Owned to the max!!!
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/ecnanimod/carebearsbasic.jpg
Maximum signature size exceeded. Maximum size is 400*120 and 24000 bytes. - Teblin |
Bazman
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Posted - 2005.10.08 19:08:00 -
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lmfao, what a dumbass :P I don't understand how people can be so blatently stupid
Now, back to the issue at hand
Surrender now GHSC, and we might spare yooooou! /me polishs the civ gat guns
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Don ZOLA
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Posted - 2005.10.08 19:13:00 -
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comedy gold :D
There are 2 rules in a successful life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know
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Karistis
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Posted - 2005.10.08 19:17:00 -
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LOL
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Righteous Fury
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Posted - 2005.10.08 19:25:00 -
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bahaha, genius
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Crucifier
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Posted - 2005.10.08 19:30:00 -
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ROFL!
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2005.10.08 19:38:00 -
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Thats beautiful!
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R31D
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Posted - 2005.10.08 19:39:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
p.s. palimpalim, if you'd like to buy back the 0-run Machariel BPC we looted from your wreckage, it'll be 650m ISK.
Free bumpage for all |
Xtro 2
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Posted - 2005.10.08 19:41:00 -
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An absolute Gem...
UPC - PVP'ers Good and Bad, How Do You Want Peace?
Through Talk Or In A Casket? We Decide!
Peace My Brothers... |
Magic Trev
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Posted - 2005.10.08 20:28:00 -
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haha w00t
Originally by: Eris Discordia
Size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it?
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slothe
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Posted - 2005.10.08 20:36:00 -
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gj
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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2005.10.08 21:03:00 -
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Teh sexor :) Free Hourly Bump
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KORKY Is Recruiting now!
Convo me for More Details.
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Necrologic
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Posted - 2005.10.08 21:05:00 -
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Quality.
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Reiisha
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Posted - 2005.10.08 21:31:00 -
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rofl.....
Save Darwinia! |
Bruchpilot
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Posted - 2005.10.08 21:41:00 -
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Thx for the laught!
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Tar Ecthelion
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Posted - 2005.10.08 22:50:00 -
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Death to all scammers 
Thats quality, good job. 
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de gustibus non est disputandem
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Razner Cerizo
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Posted - 2005.10.08 22:53:00 -
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Abdalion
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Posted - 2005.10.08 23:18:00 -
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Originally by: mirel yirrin
Teh sexor :) Free Hourly Bump
Stop!
This will stand on its own...no need to help it by breaking the rules please.
Thanks!
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Goberth Ludwig
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Posted - 2005.10.08 23:18:00 -
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As much as i dont like u guys this was just great!
Still laughing
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Pepperami
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Posted - 2005.10.08 23:34:00 -
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Hah! Awesome. GJ.
Apparently the 5 and us will be mobilising to retrieve that bpc from your evil grasps soon(tm). 
As Palx said, hope he's not with us
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2005.10.08 23:53:00 -
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I love EVE, where else can 'evil' people like Istvaan do things to make him a hero? >
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Dabindigo
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Posted - 2005.10.09 00:50:00 -
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Too Funny
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.10.09 01:04:00 -
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Legendary
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Trey Azagthoth
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Posted - 2005.10.09 01:22:00 -
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Duh...duh...duh...and another one bites the dust!
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Chode Rizoum
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Posted - 2005.10.09 01:39:00 -
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gj
Teddycorp signature... By myal terego
www.evepirates.com/ |
Itsavaan Shogaatsu
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Posted - 2005.10.09 04:52:00 -
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ho ho ho
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TalMahar
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Posted - 2005.10.09 04:57:00 -
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Istvaan youre a qt. ^^
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Cassendra
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Posted - 2005.10.09 10:41:00 -
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Ahh Istvaan - haven¦t seen you online in a while :P
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Cassendra
Assassin. Merc. Pirate.
Crusaders
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Stephen HB
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Posted - 2005.10.09 11:19:00 -
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Classic.
Trying to scam GHSC, you don't get much more audacious than that.
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"Who is the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" Obi-Wan Kenobi |
TEK9
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Posted - 2005.10.09 11:22:00 -
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Class. Nice one.
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Tenacha Khan
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Posted - 2005.10.09 11:44:00 -
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Quality
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.10.09 12:18:00 -
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bahahhahahah
Killing the rich and giving to me |
Liu Kaskakka
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Posted - 2005.10.09 13:39:00 -
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gj :)
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Kerby Lane
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Posted - 2005.10.09 16:24:00 -
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omfg that`s good one.
PS I think you are KOS to V anyway 8)
PPS WTS Cheap Macharel BPC. Cant use Escrow atm so delivery only 8(
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
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Posted - 2005.10.09 16:46:00 -
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That's quite all right, Kerby. Taking our line of work into account, whenever we travel in 0.0 we operate on the assumption that everyone has us on a KOS list.
Safer for us that way. Not so much for the folks we run over ;)
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Ja'kar
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Posted - 2005.10.09 18:39:00 -
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HAHA-
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Rivek
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Posted - 2005.10.09 21:03:00 -
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You guys are always raising the bar, keep up the good work.
See your name in lights at TunDraGon.com |
Raptornas
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Posted - 2005.10.09 21:22:00 -
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Quality stuff.
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Breed Love
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Posted - 2005.10.09 22:07:00 -
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n1, classic
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Darius Shakor
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Posted - 2005.10.09 23:43:00 -
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You're a piece of work Isty.
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Shiboline M'Ress
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Posted - 2005.10.09 23:43:00 -
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sweet just swwet... you are my hero man :)
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Rhedea
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Posted - 2005.10.09 23:58:00 -
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This story should go into the new mag. priceless, well done, played with humor. \o/
Hunter~Trader~Thug |
Xenu
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Posted - 2005.10.10 00:12:00 -
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brilliant
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IonHammer
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Posted - 2005.10.10 00:16:00 -
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Edited by: IonHammer on 10/10/2005 00:20:03
I like this form of dualality,
bad guys being good guys by nailing a scammer by being bad guys.
Still laughing, this is an instant clasic.
Good job you bad guys
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Clementina
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Posted - 2005.10.10 05:23:00 -
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Wow, So Pwned that it physically hurts.
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Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2005.10.10 10:42:00 -
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hehe
Great work HG, another classic GHSC moment
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Yes yes, blogging is passÚ I know.
Rod's Ramblingz on Eve-Online
Solutions to your issues. |
Ashley Sky
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Posted - 2005.10.10 15:33:00 -
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Truly fabulous.
I once taunted a scammer that was trying to sell me a Cormorant labeled "Ferox" for 30m for about 15 minutes before he gave up, but this goes so way beyond that.
It's always amusing when a griefer doesn't know that he is being griefed. It's as if being the "bad guy" grants them some sort of immunity to other bad guys.
Not the case... PWNED!
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Suladriel
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Posted - 2005.10.10 16:00:00 -
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LOLz
I'm not famous, nor infamous. |
Mrmuttley
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Posted - 2005.10.10 19:28:00 -
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Comedy Gold
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Hmmm I need a Sig |
Fox'Ray
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Posted - 2005.10.10 21:21:00 -
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lol thats the funniest thing ive read for ages. Good Work guys. He well deserved it
Fox
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Zeraph Dregamon
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Posted - 2005.10.14 03:38:00 -
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Killing that reaper was really fun, losing my raven with the bpc in it and having everyone think they'd really hurt me was even more fun
GH-SC
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Silentbrick
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Posted - 2005.10.15 03:55:00 -
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These sorts of things need to happen to more scammers, it's good to see them on the smelly side. Although, makes /careful/ note to self NOT to buy anything from Istvaan and his mates, just in case.
"All suspects are guilty! If they weren't, they wouldn't be suspects would they?" - Unknown Imperial Stormtrooper |
Shinnen
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Posted - 2005.10.16 22:27:00 -
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Lolzzzzzzzz!!!
U r teh 1337zorz I <3 u v. much for that read
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Boonaki
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Posted - 2005.10.17 14:27:00 -
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You gotta wonder how many poor souls have ended up in a mental institution due to GHSC.
I wish I could be that evil.
Fear the Ibis of doom. |
Arshes Nei
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Posted - 2005.10.17 15:15:00 -
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That only shows that your so evil that even the bad guys have to be weary about you.
But nice to see that you dont have faviorites
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Liadrin
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Posted - 2005.10.17 15:23:00 -
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Carebears|Me |
Jalia Kovac
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Posted - 2005.10.18 18:03:00 -
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Classic.
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Aversin
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Posted - 2005.10.19 04:06:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Edited by: Istvaan Shogaatsu on 08/10/2005 18:06:20
We had a little fun over the past couple days. Had a good laugh over it, figured I'd share with the forum.
So this fellow by the name of palimpalim approaches one of my mates, offering to sell a 1-run Machariel BPC. The guy refuses to place it on escrow, insisting on delivery. Naturally this raises her suspicions, and of course the BPC turns out to be used up, 0-run.
He's asking for 650m. My mate negotiates him down to 350m. They open a trade window, he places the BPC in, my mate places the 350m in, the guy hits accept, and my mate... doesn't.
For oh, about two hours.
Palimpalim is getting impatient. Right when he's about to give up, I convo him and say I heard he was selling a cheap Mach, and that I'll give him 400 million. Only thing is, I'm in a battleship and at war, so I can't travel - he has to deliver. I make him run across 20+ systems, and when he's just about to arrive, I tell him I gotta log off, but that I want his ship. Don't forget me, palimpalim, I said.
A couple more 20 jump deliveries for palimpalim ensue in much the same fashion. We basically sent him on a wild goose chase for the better part of two days. Finally, another of my mates convos him and offers him the original value of the BPC, 650m - but the catch is he has to deliver it to Hemin in Curse.
I'm sure you can guess what happens next.
To his credit, his pod got away. He left us with parting words that have the Guiding Hand Social Club quivering in mortal, pants-wetting fear:
Quote:
palimpalim > u r now KOS to The Five and Veritas Immortalis
Please, The Five and Veritas Immortalis. Have mercy on us.
p.s. palimpalim, if you'd like to buy back the 0-run Machariel BPC we looted from your wreckage, it'll be 650m ISK.
so you're now KOS to The Five and Veritas Immortalis? So am I, and i didn't steal any bpc, i just wasnt set to a positive standing... like the rest of eve :)
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Corranisis
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Posted - 2005.10.19 06:46:00 -
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We'll spare the children, but not the women
I <3 u guys, you give me a reason to check the forums for stuff besides alliance flamebait
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Nukleanis
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Posted - 2005.10.19 10:25:00 -
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You sir, are a god.
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Hans Roaming
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Posted - 2005.10.19 10:58:00 -
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Classic!
Outreach Executive
Huzzah Foreign Affairs
Anti Pirate? Tired of sec hits? Join us for free wars! |
Luc Boye
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Posted - 2005.10.19 12:06:00 -
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rofl gg.
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Birkir
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Posted - 2005.10.23 17:34:00 -
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awesome
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maximyus
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Posted - 2005.10.24 00:32:00 -
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LMAO u can have a full pack of cookies for that :)
Flame away like i care i do have a life get laid LOSERS ;p |
Pa1nbringr
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Posted - 2005.10.24 05:09:00 -
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you are evil
Originally by: Boonaki
You gotta wonder how many poor souls have ended up in a mental institution due to GHSC.
I wish I could be that evil.
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