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Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
358
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:13:00 -
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Hi, its me.
I refused to be disconnected from eve.
I am in jita. In my captains quarters. because I am a captain of a thing.
The cloaked spider is back. There are spiders cloaked all over the walls. They cloak and uncloak from time to time. They are just crawling around.
I hear construction noises echoing through the station. Something is happening
Every time a spider uncloaks on the wall a 5 second laugh track plays. And then smoke comes under the door. This is frightening
My ship hangar is filling up with biomass and there are laughing business men with TVs for their heads floating around on pool toys in the giant pool of biomass. The TV headed business men look at one of the other TV headed business men. and then flash static at them for a few seconds. Then they both start laughing hysterically.
Sometimes the TV men float over to a corner and get depressed because none of the others will flash him. They eventually dive head first into the biomass and short circuit themselves.
As I walk around the station I see a group of "blanks" blanks are clones that are waiting for a capsuleer to be flashed to them.
they have translucent white skin. with membranes covering their eyes and mouth. Upon seeing me they immediately wished that they had more well formed facial features. they began breaking and ripping each other's faces in attempt to get distinguishable facial features to make them each unique.
One of them saw its own bloody and broken face in a reflective bulkhead and was overcome with joy. it began running around at nearly a sprint. It kept this up until it eventually fell over a safety rail 30 feet to the deck below.
When the others saw this happen they all stopped trying to change each other's faces, sat down and held each other while whimpering. They would not move or respond to anything.
I returned to the captains quarters and I think this is serious |
Saheed Cha'chris'ra
Krautz WH Exploration and Production
60
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:17:00 -
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Hi again. Get help man. Drugs are not a joke. |
Dave Stark
3072
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:19:00 -
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Hey alex, how's it going? |
My Postman
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
93
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:21:00 -
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Would read again. +1 internetz for you, sir!
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Major 'Revolver' Ocelot
GRU Special Forces
116
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:22:00 -
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That was the best thing I ever read. I love to reload during a battle!-áThere's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver missile into a well greased chamber... |
THC Trader
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
23
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:24:00 -
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LSD is an interesting drug, that's for sure. |
Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
361
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:28:00 -
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Dave Stark wrote:Hey alex, how's it going?
kind of serious probably. |
baltec1
Bat Country
6799
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:30:00 -
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I'll sell my shirt for a grilled cheese. |
Dave Stark
3072
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:36:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:Dave Stark wrote:Hey alex, how's it going? kind of serious probably. oh dear. are the creatures behaving?
baltec1 wrote:I'll sell my shirt for a grilled cheese. i'm making cheese on toast if you'd like some? |
Acwron
Meet The Fockers S2N Citizens
60
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:39:00 -
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Grab your space balls and squeeze them until you pass out. Your space kids are not welcome in New Eden. |
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Dheeradj Nurgle
Hoover Inc. Test Alliance Please Ignore
408
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:48:00 -
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Can I get a hit of whatever you're injecting in your Bloodstream? |
Ave Kathrina
My Ass Is On Fire
50
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:50:00 -
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Strong Synth Boosters' a hell of a drug.
I'M RICK JAMES315 I've done some really stupid **** in this game. |
Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
366
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:50:00 -
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Acwron wrote:Grab your space balls and squeeze them until you pass out. Your space kids are not welcome in New Eden.
Bad idea. I saw a spoidal boid pod floating around earlier. If you touch your genitals around them they will get really turned on and latch onto the nearest soft object. They will stay that way for an hour or so and then emit a horrible smell and then dissolve into an intelligent liquid that will flow around the floor and turn cement hard the instant you touch it. trapping you. |
Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
59
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:52:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:Hi, its me.
I refused to be disconnected from eve.
I am in jita. In my captains quarters. because I am a captain of a thing.
The cloaked spider is back. There are spiders cloaked all over the walls. They cloak and uncloak from time to time. They are just crawling around.
I hear construction noises echoing through the station. Something is happening
Every time a spider uncloaks on the wall a 5 second laugh track plays. And then smoke comes under the door. This is frightening
My ship hangar is filling up with biomass and there are laughing business men with TVs for their heads floating around on pool toys in the giant pool of biomass. The TV headed business men look at one of the other TV headed business men. and then flash static at them for a few seconds. Then they both start laughing hysterically.
Sometimes the TV men float over to a corner and get depressed because none of the others will flash him. They eventually dive head first into the biomass and short circuit themselves.
As I walk around the station I see a group of "blanks" blanks are clones that are waiting for a capsuleer to be flashed to them.
they have translucent white skin. with membranes covering their eyes and mouth. Upon seeing me they immediately wished that they had more well formed facial features. they began breaking and ripping each other's faces in attempt to get distinguishable facial features to make them each unique.
One of them saw its own bloody and broken face in a reflective bulkhead and was overcome with joy. it began running around at nearly a sprint. It kept this up until it eventually fell over a safety rail 30 feet to the deck below.
When the others saw this happen they all stopped trying to change each other's faces, sat down and held each other while whimpering. They would not move or respond to anything.
I returned to the captains quarters and I think this is serious
You are the most beautiful human being I have met. Your soul is pure and full of the undiluted seminal fluid of the pure artiste.
Do you dream of sleep and of the apemen with metal parts?
Can I bear your children?
"You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |
Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
366
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:54:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Alex Grison wrote:Hi, its me.
I refused to be disconnected from eve.
I am in jita. In my captains quarters. because I am a captain of a thing.
The cloaked spider is back. There are spiders cloaked all over the walls. They cloak and uncloak from time to time. They are just crawling around.
I hear construction noises echoing through the station. Something is happening
Every time a spider uncloaks on the wall a 5 second laugh track plays. And then smoke comes under the door. This is frightening
My ship hangar is filling up with biomass and there are laughing business men with TVs for their heads floating around on pool toys in the giant pool of biomass. The TV headed business men look at one of the other TV headed business men. and then flash static at them for a few seconds. Then they both start laughing hysterically.
Sometimes the TV men float over to a corner and get depressed because none of the others will flash him. They eventually dive head first into the biomass and short circuit themselves.
As I walk around the station I see a group of "blanks" blanks are clones that are waiting for a capsuleer to be flashed to them.
they have translucent white skin. with membranes covering their eyes and mouth. Upon seeing me they immediately wished that they had more well formed facial features. they began breaking and ripping each other's faces in attempt to get distinguishable facial features to make them each unique.
One of them saw its own bloody and broken face in a reflective bulkhead and was overcome with joy. it began running around at nearly a sprint. It kept this up until it eventually fell over a safety rail 30 feet to the deck below.
When the others saw this happen they all stopped trying to change each other's faces, sat down and held each other while whimpering. They would not move or respond to anything.
I returned to the captains quarters and I think this is serious You are the most beautiful human being I have met. Your soul is pure and full of the undiluted seminal fluid of the pure artiste. Do you dream of sleep and of the apemen with metal parts? Can I bear your children?
don't talk like that around here, you are going to get the boid pods all riled up.
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Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
60
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Posted - 2013.06.04 09:58:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote: don't talk like that around here, you are going to get the boid pods all riled up.
I understand.
Perhaps then... we could collaborate on... an installation of new work?
"You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |
Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
366
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Posted - 2013.06.04 10:01:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Alex Grison wrote: don't talk like that around here, you are going to get the boid pods all riled up.
I understand. Perhaps then... we could collaborate on... an installation of new work?
My last instillation of work was trying to convince the TV man to let me back into the captains quarters. |
Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
60
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Posted - 2013.06.04 10:03:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:Alex Grison wrote: don't talk like that around here, you are going to get the boid pods all riled up.
I understand. Perhaps then... we could collaborate on... an installation of new work? My last instillation of work was trying to convince the TV man to let me back into the captains quarters.
Well just send me a hair then.
I can do the rest.
What's your genetic line's pain threshold? Just curious.
"You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |
Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
366
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Posted - 2013.06.04 10:12:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Alex Grison wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:Alex Grison wrote: don't talk like that around here, you are going to get the boid pods all riled up.
I understand. Perhaps then... we could collaborate on... an installation of new work? My last instillation of work was trying to convince the TV man to let me back into the captains quarters. Well just send me a hair then. I can do the rest. What's your genetic line's pain threshold? Just curious.
Pain threshold is 3 quarter turns past the valemolian mangus ratio |
Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
60
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Posted - 2013.06.04 10:19:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:
Pain threshold is 3 quarter turns past the valemolian mangus ratio
Oh that's more than sufficient for the requirements.
To be honest, it usually works best with a fairly low one, but these days we cant be picky about our canvases, so many unsuitable ones around.
If you could pop the hair in a plain brown envelope and mark it "Care of Mr Cutter" and leave it outside your door, if you can, then I will receive it in time.
"You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |
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Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
366
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Posted - 2013.06.04 10:24:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Alex Grison wrote:
Pain threshold is 3 quarter turns past the valemolian mangus ratio
Oh that's more than sufficient for the requirements. To be honest, it usually works best with a fairly low one, but these days we cant be picky about our canvases, so many unsuitable ones around. If you could pop the hair in a plain brown envelope and mark it "Care of Mr Cutter" and leave it outside your door, if you can, then I will receive it in time.
Instructions not clear enough. Now cuddling with a TV man |
Ramona McCandless
Standards and Practices Petition Blizzard
60
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Posted - 2013.06.04 10:27:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:Alex Grison wrote:
Pain threshold is 3 quarter turns past the valemolian mangus ratio
Oh that's more than sufficient for the requirements. To be honest, it usually works best with a fairly low one, but these days we cant be picky about our canvases, so many unsuitable ones around. If you could pop the hair in a plain brown envelope and mark it "Care of Mr Cutter" and leave it outside your door, if you can, then I will receive it in time. Instructions not clear enough. Now cuddling with a TV man
Put the hair in the pocket of his second jacket.
"You designed these rules to trick me and it's not fair! I don't have anything left and might as well quit now..."-á-á-Authorized Pixel Distributor
Tell The Others |
Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
366
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Posted - 2013.06.04 10:33:00 -
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Ramona McCandless wrote:Alex Grison wrote:Ramona McCandless wrote:Alex Grison wrote:
Pain threshold is 3 quarter turns past the valemolian mangus ratio
Oh that's more than sufficient for the requirements. To be honest, it usually works best with a fairly low one, but these days we cant be picky about our canvases, so many unsuitable ones around. If you could pop the hair in a plain brown envelope and mark it "Care of Mr Cutter" and leave it outside your door, if you can, then I will receive it in time. Instructions not clear enough. Now cuddling with a TV man Put the hair in the pocket of his second jacket.
Task completed. I dont see where this is leading |
Sentry 10
Aliastra Gallente Federation
19
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Posted - 2013.06.04 10:34:00 -
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You guys are ******* weird. |
Dave Stark
3072
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Posted - 2013.06.04 10:37:00 -
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Sentry 10 wrote:You guys are ******* weird. join this channel and you can see alex's weirdness on display every day. |
Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
366
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Posted - 2013.06.04 10:38:00 -
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Sentry 10 wrote:You guys are ******* weird.
would you like a blood sample? |
Jexis Ghan
Red Ochre Mining and Exploration Fatal Ascension
4
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Posted - 2013.06.04 10:45:00 -
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BEST POST EVER |
Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
367
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Posted - 2013.06.04 11:02:00 -
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Jexis Ghan wrote:BEST POST EVER
Post Recieved |
Capt Tenguru10
Nintendo Power Against ALL Authorities
241
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Posted - 2013.06.04 11:44:00 -
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yet another pointless thread http://i.imgur.com/EYX5Zi7.gif |
Shawnm339
Apex Overplayed Coalition Nulli Legio
84
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Posted - 2013.06.04 11:49:00 -
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As a fan of not only Vic Reeves but also Monty Python I not only support but recommend this thread of awesomeness |
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