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j0sephine
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Posted - 2005.11.13 06:06:00 -
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"Then what the hell are the cruisers?  "
Cruisers are those green frog-like things that go "ribbit! x.x" and promptly die when a t-rex or bunch of 'raptors accidentally stomp on them while on their merry way to wherever o.o;
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Lacero Callrisian
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Posted - 2005.11.13 13:20:00 -
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Cruisers are the goat they use to bait the T.Rex
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Professor McFly
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Posted - 2005.11.13 13:54:00 -
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 Originally by: Ricdic
I liken ships in Eve to Dinosaurs
Interceptors remind me of the velociraptors - Fast, tactic-oriented, most dangerous in groups
Battleships remind me of the T-Rex - Strong, and powerful, deals huge damage when it can get a clean shot on its speedy attackers
Transport ships remind me of the Brachiosauruses - These vegetarians are big slow lazy buggers, with a good bit of armor, and even the possibility of basic defences against smaller attackers
Mining Barges remind me of the Salamander - This harmless creature is a collector. It works painstakingly, usually finding the urge to run at first sign of predators, to stop it from being squashed
The T-rex is king of the jungle. He wanders around, stalking his prey. However a flock of velociraptors strategically finds the T-rex, and manage to flank him while he is trying to take the shields off a brachiosaurus. The t-rex dies a slow and painfull death, as the velociraptors slowly take peices off him. Once the velociraptors are sure the T-rex is dead, they give chase on the brachiosaurus, who has peacefully turned back to grazing in the fields with his Salamander friends.
CCP needs to use this in their Player Guide 
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Kara Kaprica
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Posted - 2005.11.13 15:32:00 -
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Originally by: Detaurus
um not against interceptors, that is not the issue. Combatting them is not the problem, it is effectively opposing them when setup for either missions, or 0.0 hunting. Apparently caldari need to sacrifice their mid slots=tank to effectively counter them. Oh and some Data
for you from evegeek.com missile calculator, with all missile skills at 4 damage from cruise against a 22 sig radius interceptor= 19 from Heavy Missiles =23
Damage to a battleships from cruise= 195 From heavy = 97 or a 98 damage average difference to make an extra 3 damage against interceptors.
Small ship does not mean Interceptor.
1, One, Single, Uno, Eins, !,
HEAVY NOS.
are you skint, caus ill forward you some isk to buy that clue you need.
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Lorth
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Posted - 2005.11.13 19:28:00 -
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Ok, I've been gone for a while. But doesn't this guy remind you of ALTNAME? Surely you han't come back to haunt us altname have you?
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Weirda
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Posted - 2005.11.13 20:52:00 -
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Originally by: Lorth
Ok, I've been gone for a while. But doesn't this guy remind you of ALTNAME? Surely you han't come back to haunt us altname have you?
weirda have already revealed this - and it is confirmed. no one seemed to care when mentioned though. it was win though making this confirmation. 
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Detaurus
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Posted - 2005.11.13 22:18:00 -
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Genius is forever noticed and never forgotten.
I hate Tomb
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Vajell
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Posted - 2005.11.13 23:26:00 -
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lol this random is a ****
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2005.11.15 23:02:00 -
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This thread needs to be stickied because it's just too damn funny to not be used to make people laugh when they're having a bad day.
Also could someone please sende this poor guy some fraps of a BS smashing the living hell out of an inty, and explain to him why solo arguements die the second you mention the inty's support fleet coming and killing the BS?
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.11.15 23:11:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Shikari on 15/11/2005 23:11:45
I support this thread in its entirety.
This makes Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, and South Park combined look pathetic in its utter, hilarious, comedy 
P.S. WTFNOS!!11!1!oneonvelln1evlel1!1
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Hakera
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Posted - 2005.11.15 23:21:00 -
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reminds me of that Plato quote
"Wise people talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something."
Dumbledore - Eve-I.com |
Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.11.15 23:22:00 -
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Originally by: Hakera
reminds me of that Plato quote
"Wise people talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something."
Or "Best to be silent and have people assume one is a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
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Neon Genesis
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Posted - 2005.11.16 00:04:00 -
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Can we put all the idiots in a big oven, pls? 
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Detaurus
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Posted - 2005.11.16 00:36:00 -
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I love the way people insult me for having an opinion.
It just shows how infantile and socialist this game has become.
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pardux
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Posted - 2005.11.16 01:44:00 -
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Originally by: Detaurus
I love the way people insult me for having an opinion.
It just shows how infantile and socialist this game has become.
why dont you just quit then?
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Detaurus
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Posted - 2005.11.16 02:00:00 -
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Love it when you all whine about me
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2005.11.16 02:33:00 -
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Making fun of you for being clueless =| Whining about you. 
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Sobeseki Pawi
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Posted - 2005.11.16 03:01:00 -
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Originally by: Detaurus
Love it when you all whine about me
Love it when you whine about all of us.
~Captain Cutie, HFS Event Horizon
Biomass fears me.
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Kor'Goth
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Posted - 2005.11.18 09:25:00 -
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Wow... where to start?.. You are by far my favorite writer. I love your inablility to understand TACTICS and simple math.. 1 BS vs a FLEET of ships COORDINATING together to gank you. No chance, even if you were any good at this game. Now that that's off my chest.. if you're having such a hard time with inties why not buy one yourself? After all can you knock them before you try one? Have you ever flown a ship where your only ally is your ability to outrun pain instead of absorbing it? Inties also have the problem where they can't deal enough damagae solo to break a destroyer with any modicom of skill. Some ships are ment to be used with friends. You know? Friends (n.) - a person with whom you can enjoy social activites with and or enjoy their company. (saved you the trip to the dictionary on that one..) its ok.. we'll find you one someday.. we can start a pool to pay for him to if you want..
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DARTHxFREE
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Posted - 2005.11.18 09:34:00 -
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As much as I too (as a frig pilot) would luve my little ship to round up squads of BS ,...we have no say
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Sanaen Eydanwadh
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Posted - 2005.11.18 10:06:00 -
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Edited by: Sanaen Eydanwadh on 18/11/2005 10:11:32
Originally by: Lorth
Ok, I've been gone for a while. But doesn't this guy remind you of ALTNAME?
That's what I'd call an excellent "loud-lameness-tracking instinct". Dai rokkan
EDIT (now that I've bumped this stupid thread already :| ): Ah and Detaurus, this game "has become socialist" !? Well I may be a bit slow, but I'd love you to explain this, sounds funny
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