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Sverige Pahis Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 126	Posted - 2011.10.22 21:10:00 - [1] - Quote Greetings, capsuleers. Today I was flying my merlin class starvessel across the mean skies off the forest moon of VFK IV with my small furry companion, drew carnegie the, shall we call "evok". Anyway we were sitting in the bridge because pods are like people who pay for car insurance back on earth it's a form of gambling and I ain't much a gambling man so I sit in the bridge like everyone else and I say to the helm "tom, set a course for the alpha quadrent and he's like "yes ma'am" and I'm like, ahead warp 7, engage! Anyway I made a treaty with the cardassians aka doanshoot and all was great then he stopped logging in so I tried to make people like me more in homeland defense by using a really complicated form of mathematics used to predict the future of large populations that I totally call psychohistory dig it and anyway after I warped I got a hail from that guy from stargate but instead of it was major spag or was it bbj shepard anyway it's not important because the war is over finally. But for how long dot dot dot...
BBJ Shepard Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 106	Posted - 2011.10.22 21:20:00 - [2] - Quote Sverige Pahis wrote: Greetings, capsuleers. Today I was flying my merlin class starvessel across the mean skies off the forest moon of VFK IV with my small furry companion, drew carnegie the, shall we call "evok". Anyway we were sitting in the bridge because pods are like people who pay for car insurance back on earth it's a form of gambling and I ain't much a gambling man so I sit in the bridge like everyone else and I say to the helm "tom, set a course for the alpha quadrent and he's like "yes ma'am" and I'm like, ahead warp 7, engage! Anyway I made a treaty with the cardassians aka doanshoot and all was great then he stopped logging in so I tried to make people like me more in homeland defense by using a really complicated form of mathematics used to predict the future of large populations that I totally call psychohistory dig it and anyway after I warped I got a hail from that guy from stargate but instead of it was major spag or was it bbj shepard anyway it's not important because the war is over finally. But for how long dot dot dot... # well . wel . wel. Ief it iesnt mey oledest en moest eivil enemmey ,.,. sveige pais . i was shure" you wueld tuern up.,.,.evneeuetley,.,.,.,.buet i shael no talek of thies,,.,.jus yet ,.,. iet waes saven yeeres ago,.,..,i haed jues becoemd a capasleer aen i waes theis: "tiememn to beceome an caspueler, i heven beceome on noew :) ok" helo sevierg pehis' i uendesten we shal be in same coporarshun ? yea ? ok we mey perseed . BETRYALYAL ! i nowd it fram whan i saw yoeur yeou wueld bey a betrayeayl ! yoeur led ues riehget inetoe the hends of sird mole buet i em no loenger diecus thies,,.,.iet ies to peinfuel . LONK STOERY SHOERT I JEOIN PESTIEGIEUS ALIANES GONSWERM FAEDARSHUN lat us juest sey ,.,. . im new pepel. aneywey yoeu hev folowd mey ineto thies coepraetion aen neow ouer breef pease has beceome treatened ,.,.,. ,.toe thies i aesk ?? y ??H why ?
drew carnegie GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 19	Posted - 2011.10.22 21:32:00 - [3] - Quote Pahis? Yeah I know the guy. don't listen to a word that guy says. He's gone rogue. I had to ask him to hand in his badge. "I'M A COP" he insisted. I knew it was true. But he'd gone too far. In league with Tyreal Magnus the whole time? I couldn't believe it. We all knew Magnus killed that Cerb. But Pahis was involved? It couldn't be true. I'll have to get in touch with doanshoot, see if he knows. But what if this runs deeper than I thought.............
Alberto Bertorelli Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 10	Posted - 2011.10.22 22:17:00 - [4] - Quote I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Sverige Pahis Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 129	Posted - 2011.10.22 22:21:00 - [5] - Quote Captain's log, brown and oaty after having eaten the whole portion of all bran brekfast cereal "alderbran" from the faulty replicator on deck 8. I have picked up strange readings this morning from the new italia sector, my crew and I have decided to scan deeper in hopes of finding an abandoned ship, or perhaps some salvagable scrap that can be traded in to the nearby mos eisley space port on the desert planet of tattoo VII.
Alberto Bertorelli Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 12	Posted - 2011.10.22 22:30:00 - [6] - Quote My wizard hat and robe firmly on my manly body, I consult my Dextrometorphanally Interracial Lube Zerocomputaction 2000 machine, DILZ 2000 for short. 'Albertoueuaahuahaa, my computations show a frako entering the italia sector'. Well I'll be damned! The italia sector is my home and I won't let no stinking frako scan this out. DILZ 2000, prepare for DILZenation!
drew carnegie GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 21	Posted - 2011.10.22 22:49:00 - [7] - Quote Star system Jita, sitting outside the market. Just traded in a PLEX. Got some new boots with my arurum. Talked to the salesman, he said he'd heard rumors about this Pahis guy. Showed him my badge. He got real quiet after that... I knew something was up. That's when I heard it - the sound of someone fitting autocannons on their spacevessel. I'd have to get outta there fast, they were planning to camp me in! I jumped into my pod and headed straight for the Italia Sector. Saw the sender's address on a courier's contract sent for the guy who sold me the boots. He kept eyeing the contract when I was asking about Pahis. It's a long shot but it's the only lead I've got. I'll keep you updated.
Sverige Pahis Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 133	Posted - 2011.10.22 22:50:00 - [8] - Quote "Sir" said my first class officer first class "Ma'am," I corrected. "We're being hailed by an unidentified ship. Ship identity is unindentifed." Unwaivered I barked "On screen!". What streamed was this log: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt7dK62QdLM (NMS) "Oh ***, oh no we're in trouble!" cried everyone on the bridge almost simultaneously. Warp out! Warp out! Save yourselves! "Ma'am helm contol is no longer responding, it appears the ship AI has formated itself to stop the stream. Curious, it's like the ship commited suicide". "Dear God" I caught myself saying. "What are we dealing with here"*.
Alberto Bertorelli Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 15	Posted - 2011.10.22 22:58:00 - [9] - Quote 'DILZ, are you ready for DILZenation yet?' I said, eager to clear Italia Sector of the approaching frako vessel. 'Almost Albertoeuaaahauh, my computations require some hexaquadron mechanimations and I'll be finished'. Now before I reveal what is about to follow I must reveal a little backstory on the DILZ 2000. The DILZ 2000 was crafted in the fire of Mount Doom by the Tripods, and given to me, the only Master Jedi of the Italia Sector, in exchange for a pizza calzone. The DILZ 2000 is a phallic, 20 inch long and 15 inch wide supercomputer, that not only supercomputes alot but also streams Youtube videos of katiethesinger123 into hostile vessels. You do not want Youtube videos of katiethesinger123 streamed into your vessel. 'Albertouahauahuaehaeuah, ready to take over the hostile vessel's electronics and start the stream.' DILZ beeped. 'Proceed, DILZ'
drew carnegie GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 26	Posted - 2011.10.22 23:10:00 - [10] - Quote Well well well if it wasn't Alberto Bertorelli, my old partner. Ran into him just as I was entering the Italia Sector. I should have known he'd retire out here. He said he was scanning down a Frako that had come in just ahead of me. I wasn't sure what he was talking about. Frako? Was that the name of the new Tier 3 Battlecruiser class star vessel? I couldn't be certain. I decided to play it safe and not ask. What I did ask, though, was about Pahis. "Pahis? Yeah I remember the guy. Strange character, had an uneasy air about him." "That's the one, Bertorelli", I said to him. "So he's finally gone rogue, has he?" "He has." "Always knew he was a bad apple." HOW DID HE KNOW??? He read the question on my face - it was obvious. "I just dealt with him. Gave him the ol' DILZ." So it came to this, did it, Pahis?
BBJ Shepard Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 110	Posted - 2011.10.22 23:17:00 - [11] - Quote **I em contiene to sceme in then bekgroeund ,.,. servierg dew alerberto ael ablievieius 2 me"
drew carnegie GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 28	Posted - 2011.10.22 23:24:00 - [12] - Quote Raptor on scan when I jumped through the gate. He cloaked up as soon as he saw me in local. There were tons of people in local - I couldn't be sure who it was I was looking for. Alberto and Sverige were two of them. That couldn't be - I'd passed Alberto coming in. There must be a jump bridge in this system, there's no way he could have beaten me here. There was wreckage on the other side of the gate - I could only assume it was Pahis' starship after getting bombarded with the DILZ. I tried to salvage it only to then realize that I was still in my pod, having left my ship when I fled Jita. But if this was Pahis' wreck, he'd be in a pod too. But who was this cloaky Raptor.......
Sverige Pahis Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 135	Posted - 2011.10.22 23:25:00 - [13] - Quote "Undercover?" "That's what I was trying to tell you all of those years ago." I explained. Drew looked skeptical "I only restored your CPU core because you saved my fine ass from getting fragged by one of those furballs back when we were in confed together!" "You still have some serious explaining to do!" How do I reply to that? I think fast "Why don't you beam on over to my merlin class starship vessel frigate untercruiserverbottenzentrum and we'll talk mano el mano?". There's one thing I can tell you right now though Drew: What I have to say changes everything.
Alberto Bertorelli Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 19	Posted - 2011.10.22 23:33:00 - [14] - Quote 'Pahis, Carnegie, we meet again' I exclaimed at the sight of the two just a jump away from the Italia Sector. 'What the hell Alberto, why'd you DILZ my- ' Pahis tried, but there was no time. 'Quiet, it's not safe to be out here in a DILZed merlin. I've picked up a verteron database disruption.' 'A verteron database disruption?' Carnegie intervened. 'Shitspeke'
BBJ Shepard Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 115	Posted - 2011.10.22 23:36:00 - [15] - Quote drew carnegie wrote: Raptor on scan when I jumped through the gate. He cloaked up as soon as he saw me in local. There were tons of people in local - I couldn't be sure who it was I was looking for. Alberto and Sverige were two of them. That couldn't be - I'd passed Alberto coming in. There must be a jump bridge in this system, there's no way he could have beaten me here. There was wreckage on the other side of the gate - I could only assume it was Pahis' starship after getting bombarded with the DILZ. I tried to salvage it only to then realize that I was still in my pod, having left my ship when I fled Jita. But if this was Pahis' wreck, he'd be in a pod too. But who was this cloaky Raptor....... "cloek sistem fuley operaetisheunel ? vedy gued verdy gued inded .,. buet - gaet fiRE!!" gaet fire ocuers, dew cergeine apeers "ewln weln weln wot hev we her ? hm ?" compuet r ,.,. ruen scaens of theis new sip,,.,..i now thies guy,.,..,,. buet of coures : it was derew's calink card in heis liseense plete :: -- GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ GûæGûæGûæGûÆGûÆGûÆGûêGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûêGûÆGûÆGûÆGûæGûæGûæ GûæGûæGûÆGûÆGûêGûêGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûêGûêGûÆGûÆGûæGûæ GûæGûÆGûÆGûêGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûêGûÆGûÆGûæ GûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûêGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûêGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆ GûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆ GûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆ GûæGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûêGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûêGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûæ GûæGûæGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûêGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûæGûæ GûæGûæGûæGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûæGûæGûæ GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûÆGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ
BBJ Shepard Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 119	Posted - 2011.10.22 23:44:00 - [16] - Quote compeueter . p u it ies time . puet me in dieret coneectshun whiet severig paeis ,. alenbertoer ,. dr ew carenegine ,. haev tel them iet ies they noew whey i haev breughet them heer.,,. whey i hev oreecherasarateheted thaem aell to be heer ,.,.,. tel them m,hmh,,h.,m, we moeust ,.,. mouest,.,. discusk doanshoot . the proegbelm oef doanshoot .
drew carnegie GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 29	Posted - 2011.10.22 23:47:00 - [17] - Quote A problem with doanshoot? It couldn't be. I'd finally figured it out. It wasn't Sverige or Alberto going rogue - it was doanshoot himself.
Sverige Pahis Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 140	Posted - 2011.10.22 23:52:00 - [18] - Quote I didn't need to have the viewscreen active to tell drew carnegie had finally realised the truth. Secretly I was glad I wasn't the one to tell him but also I felt a strong empathy towards him. We'd all heard the rumours of course but was it ever more than that? Were they really engaged at one point? 2 men, in the millitary at the time was a very controversial thing but I didn't care, I didn't judge or mock like some more close minded people did. I was always taught to mind my own business and I'd lived long enough out in new eden, even without the confines of a capsule 95% of the time. Oh drew, will he be ok? And exactly what has doanshoot done?
Doanshoot GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 0	Posted - 2011.10.23 00:59:00 - [19] - Quote SO THEY'RE FINALLY ONTO ME ARE THEY WELL I BET THEY HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT ABOUT BEE BEE JAY "BBJ SHEPARD" SHEPARD!!!!!!!! I'VE HIRED HIM TO TRACK THEM DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!
Major Spag GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 19	Posted - 2011.10.23 01:51:00 - [20] - Quote "Do you know why we called you in, Mr...Spag is it?" The concord agent, obviously annoyed, stares into Major Spag's face. "Because you're bad at posting and need someone to help you post better?" retorts Major Spag. He gives the officer a smug look and lays back slightly in his chair. The officer's composure finally melts as he leans over and violently brushes all his material off the interrogation desk and onto the ground. The agent steps in real close to Major Spag and anger is blatantly pasted across his face. The Agent's lips spasm and curl as he tries desperately to hold onto whatever resolve he has left. "Listen you little punk. We know you are funding terrorist activities in Gallente space. We also know you understand this "Shytespeke" language. So you might as well come clean and tell us what we want to know." Major Spag replies, "Concord agents are all alike. You watch too many special forces vids and you think you can go around in your cute little uniforms and act all big and tough to get your way. It's pathetic." The officer steps back and start pacing back and forth. His patience teeters on the brink but he maintains his resolve. He replies back to Major Spag,"How about this. I give you a piece of information, you then give me a piece and we will work from there. Yes?" "Whatever you say, buttercup!" Major Spag lets loose a kiss and a wink. "Fine. Here is what I have for you Mr. Spag. We know of this organization call 'Homeland Defense'. Every month they travel to Lonetrak and make a hand off of a considerable amount of isk. Now someone like you can obviously find this information important and would easily intercept such a transaction." The Officer seems pleased with his part of the bargain and stares at Major Spag expectantly. "OK. Here is what I have. Over the past 6 months, your agents have been finding random spam messages across space. The message I am sure don't make much sense to you. I tell you now that those messages come from none other than BBJ Shepard." Intrigued, the Agent proceeds with his questioning. "And what do these messages say?" "Oh, it's just a riddle." Major Spag replies, "That contain the answer to the meaning of life!" The officer chuckles, "So tell me, Major Spag, what is the meaning of life?" Major Spag's face drops to an intense stare, "It Ends!!" Just then the lights cut out and drench the room in total darkness. A loud pop and the sound of a body dropping to the floor is all that is heard. Just as Concord Officers bust through the interrogation room doors, the far walls burst outwards into total darkness. The Agents struggle to keep from being sucked into the vacuum. They witness Major Spag's silhouette as it flies into the waiting hull of a Wolf Class Star Frigate. As the ship's bay closes, the flabbergasted Concord agents glimps Major Spag, mideus extended, giving the officers a mocking salute.
Kazzzi Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan 20	Posted - 2011.10.23 02:27:00 - [21] - Quote I have successfully activated a tech 2 mind con-troll device which will compell all of Goonswarm to post on IGS and tell us about their day.
Major Spag GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 21	Posted - 2011.10.23 03:05:00 - [22] - Quote Kazzzi wrote: I have successfully activated a tech 2 mind con-troll device which will compell all of Goonswarm to post on IGS and tell us about their day. This is the last thing he spoke, Doanshoot. It is obvious that this man is completely insane. The mere fact that he believes a mind control device is able to compel anyone is a pure farce. I recommend making sure he gets put into an airlock and flushed into the corona of a O class star immediately.
Travis Wells Amok. Goonswarm Federation 31	Posted - 2011.10.23 03:06:00 - [23] - Quote sverige pahis your days are numbered, as with you too alberto bertorelli and drew carnegie. The barrels of my autocannons shall rain down a barrage of barrage unto your feeble hulls. my ~CYNABAL~ class crusier shall block out the sun. doanshoot payed a pretty penny for my services and i expect to see your pod and raise you one frozen corpse. you pilots best be cafeful, you may not know which of your ships can self destruct at any time
drew carnegie GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 44	Posted - 2011.10.23 04:05:00 - [24] - Quote It all started to make sense now. Homeland Defense? There was nothing about defending the homeland at all! Deklein had been left defenseless all this time - the whole organization was a ruse! They're funneling isk into Lonetrek, I MUST KNOW what they're planning there I MOSTE. And that hired thug in Jita? It was Wells! The Raptor pilot? BBJ himself! But it's this Spag character that worries me. He'd come a long way from home to get to the Italia Sector. The faction police got to him before I could... no way to be sure whose side they're on. Let's hope for now that he doesn't play ball with them... I might be able to bring him onto our side after all...
Jason Galente mishima ryu 67	Posted - 2011.10.23 04:10:00 - [25] - Quote Ugh, what is this garbage?
Travis Wells Amok. Goonswarm Federation 35	Posted - 2011.10.23 04:10:00 - [26] - Quote this spag character, ive seen him once or twice, he had a fresh raven class battleship with torpedos fit and we relieved a pilot from the chains of his archon and thanatos. who would have thought the whole time that the motherland was thought to be defended by such an elite force that it was actually nothing. now the enemies wont think twice but invade out land. seems as the plan of doanshoot is going right as planned, ill be getting a big pay day from this one.
Travis Wells Amok. Goonswarm Federation 35	Posted - 2011.10.23 04:16:00 - [27] - Quote Jason Galente wrote: Ugh, what is this garbage? jason dont you see, the whole time all the funds going to doanshoot over protection of the italia sector was actually being embezzled. it was a hoax and there was no defense at all. the homeland defense might as well just be called a social group, it has no real purpose. if anyone was to invade our homeland with stand no chance. i dont think sverge's merlin class frigate can handle an assault of 4 thrasher class destroyers.
drew carnegie GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 46	Posted - 2011.10.23 04:19:00 - [28] - Quote Jason Galente wrote: Ugh, what is this garbage? The Gallente tried to change the subject when we brought the matter to their attention. What would the Gallente want in Lonetrek? Could it be that they're trying to set up a presence in the outer regions Caldari space, far from the protection of CONCORD? This would be a huge breakthrough in the war... Doanshoot, an Amarr Amarr Religious Reclaimer space captain? Providing info to the Gallente? What's his problem with the Caldari like myself? I thought he was better than that... HOW MUCH DID THE GALLENTE PAY YOU DOANSHOOT??? HOW MUCH????
Travis Wells Amok. Goonswarm Federation 37	Posted - 2011.10.23 04:24:00 - [29] - Quote he was not the only one that got rich supplying a safe route for the gallente to invade lontrek. who would have thought the fatherland was the idea space to smuggle in supplies and only be 1 jump by carrier for a full scale invasion. the gates of jita will be a wasteland of wrecks at this rate.
Major Spag GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 24	Posted - 2011.10.23 04:31:00 - [30] - Quote ~~~~~~~~~Priority one message~~~~~~~~ Topic: The Fuzz Message: Space Commander Captain Doanshoot. I bring news regarding my capture. Included are the audio recordings direct from my implant suite. As you can see, they are aware of your dealings in lonetrak. However, the purpose of your dealings remain hidden from them. At this time, they seem really interested in BBJ Shepard. Hopefully I did not give him any undue attention. However, BBJ is skilled in the ways of, shall we say, persuasion and I have no doubt he can handle this little problem with gusto. In the mean time, I am heading my way to Deklein once more. I understand you will not be there for further communications as your current assignment has your full attention. I intend to make contact with Drew Carnegie in order to get to the bottom of whatever it is that appears to be happening. Hopefully my introduction will go better than my attempt at investigating the latest Sansha incursion (Ah the daily fun of Jump Freighter logistics!) Afterwords, we will likely need to plan further campaigns as lately things have not been terribly exciting. Your friend in space, Major Spag. ~~~~~~~~Message End~~~~~~~~~~~~
drew carnegie GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 46	Posted - 2011.10.23 04:45:00 - [31] - Quote I just checked into my Captain's Quarters in Torrinos. I'll wait here for now. What's this? On my Captain's Couch there is pinned a note, hastily-written, incomprehensible to me. I've transcribed it here: Quote: dfrew ;varnegniegie..... donno shotte hehnahieh .,.... he hais beenn workiignkg for teh glelnente thsi hwole tiem!! 11 we moste stoppo hmim wewe MOSTETST I ahve elnlsitedn the halp of onno svaerwrige pahgiess (swerrrige pah-heees) aka saverig e pahias to afisisit me in ctachaign this donno shotte. be caragful, thierhe is s a travis "taravis wells l" welslsl who sis atfter ous all !! ! wel l . ..... watt saay you all ? ? shall lle w e cppatuture this swell ls gugu y???? WILELL WE EE ?? a A a a A aaaaa? ? & in srepsponisne to youa r las st letter yaes iI do lsistten to snoppo dog sinceernnely bbj "bbej shepaared" spehhard I've been told this guy Spag speaks BBJ's language. I'll wait here for him, I hear he camps EC- often.
Major Spag GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 25	Posted - 2011.10.23 04:52:00 - [32] - Quote ~~~~~~~~~~Priority Omicron Persei 8 Message ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Topic: Meeting by candlelight Message: Mr. Carnegie. I look forward to our meeting in Torrinos and hope that your stay is most enjoyable. Although Gallente are more expert at these things, I hope you will find my "care" package to be to your liking. Once I arrive, we shall be sure to attend dinner as the local Torrinos cuisine is most enjoyable. Additionally, please try the "Les Larmes du Stupide". It is a fine wine and should be well worth the price I paid for it. Also, you stated you have a small favor to ask of me. I will definitely help you out with whatever you need. Thank you and I'll see you when I get there. Yours, Major Spag ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Message End~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Travis Wells Amok. Goonswarm Federation 41	Posted - 2011.10.23 04:58:00 - [33] - Quote the gates of ec- be not that of a safe one. there have been rumors of this bbj shpard character shooting all who jump through into ec-. BUT HAVE NO FEAR, i am not afraid ofthis bbj shepard character, i shall have doanshoot pay me to dispose of this heathen
drew carnegie GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 48	Posted - 2011.10.23 05:03:00 - [34] - Quote I tried to get in touch with this Major Spag, but it seems I was too late. I didn't get my note translated, but when I inquired about Spag's whereabouts, I was given a package along with a note. I didn't read the note because really who reads the note first when they get a present not me that's who. I opened the box... what the heck was it? Full of Gallente Ice? What good would that do me? It was only then that I realized that Gallente Ice was among the most valuable commodities in the galaxy, mined only by those who want to max out their isk per hour. There was a phone number written on the inside of the box as well. I called it up. Spag had sent me his stockpile of ice and the phone line to the most exquisite redhead-only exotic dancer escort service. This man knew who he was dealing with. He has my attention, but I still don't know who he's working for.
Major Spag GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 26	Posted - 2011.10.23 05:13:00 - [35] - Quote Good evening, Drew Carnegie. I was told a great many things about you. I apologize for my lateness but I was de...errr entertained by some people prior to reaching Torrinos. I trust you enjoyed my "Care" Package?
drew carnegie GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 49	Posted - 2011.10.23 05:16:00 - [36] - Quote I did. I like your style, Spag. It seems like we are quite similar capsuleers. But my patience is wearing thin, there are important matters to discuss. I hear you had a run-in with the faction police out in the Italia Sector. What do they know?
Major Spag GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 27	Posted - 2011.10.23 05:19:00 - [37] - Quote Not much I'm afraid. And they paid for their ignorance. You said you needed something translated. I can definitely handle that. Let me see here. Hmmm....ok, this is definitely from BBJ Shepard but I have to figure out which of his six dialects he is using. Tell me, how did you come by this message?
drew carnegie GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 49	Posted - 2011.10.23 05:21:00 - [38] - Quote It was in my Captain's Quarters, star station Torrinos. I got outta my pod, and there it was. There's one thing I gotta know, Spag. Who is it you're working for? I know it's not the Gallente or Doanshoot, I know it's not. And I hope it's not this "Kazzzi" clown. He got in way over his head when he tried to get involved. That's his Atron wreck outside of the station. Podded him too. But there are more players in this, I am certain!
Major Spag GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 28	Posted - 2011.10.23 05:38:00 - [39] - Quote You gotta understand. When you work with people on this side of the galaxy, you have to treat everyone differently. I don't pretend to have any love for Gallenteans and as such I have made certain steps to ensure that my message is at least heard. However, I am surprised that you seem reluctant to deal with Doanshoot. He is an honorable man in some regards despite his misguided agendas. When you have been around as long as I have, you tend to figure out pretty quick when to fight your personal battles and when to allow others to fight theirs. But I digress, your questions were not answered. If anything, you can pretty much count me as working for no one. I do not pretend to exert any influence on people and I expect no influence to be thrust upon me. This letter from BBJ. It is using a third stage shyte binary digit in the second paragraph. This places the document as a 5th level dialect. It says that Gallente is working on their own accord and doanshoot is not involved with any empire state. I highly doubt he has any wishes to deal with Gallente at all so your theory does not seem to hold weight. I wish I could bring you happier news but it is what it is.
drew carnegie GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 51	Posted - 2011.10.23 06:02:00 - [40] - Quote I thanked Major Spag for his help, and climbed into the cockpit of my Stabber cruiser-class projectile turret specialized starship. I had to get out of Lonetrek, I knew that much. The Major Spag guy, this "freelancer" "lone-ranger" "maverick" "independent contractor" capsuleer... I wasn't sure if I could trust him. Gallenteans? Honorable? He didn't even put the extraneous U in "hono(u)rable". I hadn't heard any news from Alberto in quite some time. Had Travis "Travis Wells" Wells gotten to him already? I could only assume the worst. Let's hope Pahis has made it out of Lonetrek alive. But before I left I decided to give a call to an old friend, Kareem Pi.
Major Spag GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 53	Posted - 2011.10.23 06:08:00 - [41] - Quote ~~~~~~~~~~ Priority One message ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Topic: Drew Carnegie Message: Doanshoot, This Drew Carnegie, he appears to be trouble. I have no doubt that he wishes to undue your agendas and intends to expose you. I think I may have thrown him of your trail but I was unable to determine his decision on the scenario I pitched to him. For now, we shall see if this Travis Wells character fulfills his contract. Otherwise, future intervention may be in order. Worst of all, I think my blue ice and dancer care package may have been for naught. Oh well, i still have some blue ice left so I might as well get the most of it. Will send you pictures of the red heads later. Sincerely, Major Spag ~~~~~~~~~~~~Message End~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kareem Pi GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 4	Posted - 2011.10.23 06:08:00 - [42] - Quote If it wasn't my old buddy drew carnegie! As soon as I saw him, I asked him what he knew about Poitot. "I've not been there for many years. What is notable about it?" he asked. "It's the only named system in Syndicate. Have you heard the rumors?" He hadn't. I explained to him: "Tyreal Magnus, the Wolf pilot and slayer of Cerberuses... He was captured in the bathroom of the Poitot Cantina." "Doing what?" drew inquired. It was difficult to explain the unspeakable horrors to drew, but I tried: "I won't speak of these things, but I know it involves docking his Wolf inside a Fenrir pilot." drew left soon after. I don't know where he was headed. He kept muttering about a "Major Spaghetti" and Gallente ice. I think he was under the influence of Quafe. Some things never change.

CCP Phantom C C P C C P Alliance 80	Posted - 2011.10.23 09:22:00 - [43] - Quote Not related to Intergalactic Summit. Thread locked. Please keep your posts in accordance with our rules. Thank you. CCP Phantom - German Community Coordinator


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