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Seven Koskanaiken
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:44:00 -
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Is it true? |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
5287
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:46:00 -
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There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.
Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

De'Veldrin
Norse'Storm Battle Group Circle-Of-Two
1789
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:49:00 -
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Seven Koskanaiken wrote:Is it true?
Probably. Didn't you know Eve was srs bzns? GÇ£SandboxGÇ¥ does not mean that you will succeed at anything you attempt; it means you can attempt anything you want to succeed at. One of the largest obstacles in the way of your success is other players. |

Pepper Solette
University of Caille Gallente Federation
177
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:49:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.
Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.
Hey!
Just because i could only find a plastic bag was no reason not to let me join!  |

Kalishka Askulf
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:49:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.
Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.
I want to see the video of you completing your own initiation 
Come on, let's see the Youtube link  |

Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
234
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:50:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.
Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.
If only I could hop on one leg  |

Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8456
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:52:00 -
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I only had to follow through a 10 step process to join my corp! Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |

De'Veldrin
Norse'Storm Battle Group Circle-Of-Two
1789
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:52:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.
Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.
There actually was a video of that - then the NSA...well, let's just say that poor chap isn't eligible to play MMOs at the moment. GÇ£SandboxGÇ¥ does not mean that you will succeed at anything you attempt; it means you can attempt anything you want to succeed at. One of the largest obstacles in the way of your success is other players. |

Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
2389
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:52:00 -
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I make applicants bring us a shrubbery!
Issler |

Christopher AET
Segmentum Solar Nulli Secunda
490
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:53:00 -
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I will have you write a four page dissertation on the contents of a ping pong ball. I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance. |

Darvaleth Sigma
The Great Harmon Institute Of Technology Innovia Alliance
314
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:54:00 -
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It sounds a bit silly for a game. But more upsetting is the fact that people envisage a "3 page essay" as the ultimate torture. Just because it has the word "essay" attached doesn't mean you have to go into meltdown... Give a man a match and you warm him for a day.
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life! |

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
3093
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:54:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.
Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.
So, that's where all the chickens go that are repeatedly violated in the afk cloaking threads.
Was wondering, that.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |

Matari Akiga
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:54:00 -
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This link seems appropriate right now
[url]http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20120625-8bb4c.png[/url]
It is true, apart from the butter bit that is normally walrus blubber the smell destroys the mind so much better. |

Jezza McWaffle
The-Hole-Idea Void-Legion
48
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:55:00 -
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Darvaleth Sigma wrote:It sounds a bit silly for a game. But more upsetting is the fact that people envisage a "3 page essay" as the ultimate torture. Just because it has the word "essay" attached doesn't mean you have to go into meltdown...
Agreed. I love writing word docs. Heck in my free time you can find me in Word or Excel  |

Faenir Antollare
University of Caille Gallente Federation
12
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:57:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.
Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member. So, that's where all the chickens go that are repeatedly violated in the afk cloaking threads. Was wondering, that.
Reported for having a +6 perception implant 
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Kijo Rikki
Powder and Ball Alchemists Union The Predictables
555
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Posted - 2013.07.25 16:58:00 -
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That's probably James 315's corp you've heard rumors of. |

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
2438
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Posted - 2013.07.25 17:14:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join.
Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member.
This guy is just a chicken away from being able to join...
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |

ZAKURELL0 LINDA
Mordu's Military Industrial Command Circle-Of-Two
13
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Posted - 2013.07.25 17:18:00 -
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is it called eve university? it seems to makes sense  RIP Iron Lady |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
5291
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Posted - 2013.07.25 17:27:00 -
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War Kitten wrote: This guy is just a chicken away from being able to join...
No seal bark and no chicken in a bag. No application accepted.
Rules is rules. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Kalishka Askulf
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2013.07.25 17:27:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:[quote=War Kitten] This guy is just a chicken away from being able to join... I swear that's a body stashed away in the back round  |

Sebastor Cane
The Outlet
38
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Posted - 2013.07.25 17:28:00 -
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Ive seen PvP corps that have fanboy threads where they are told how wonderful they are constantly in the chance of getting in. R&Ks being one of them |

BORRIS DEMONTFORD
THE OFFENDERS
20
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Posted - 2013.07.25 17:33:00 -
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Seven Koskanaiken wrote:Is it true?
No, its false, its actually 4 pages. |

Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
713
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Posted - 2013.07.25 18:22:00 -
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Seven Koskanaiken wrote:Is it true?
Yes, I hear they recently doubled in size....they have two members now!
I too am excited about trading playability for more lag and shiny pictures.....:( Petition for a Minimum bounty of 10 mil. Prevent useless bounties!
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Vera Algaert
Republic University Minmatar Republic
994
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Posted - 2013.07.25 18:26:00 -
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No, they actually make you write an essay on your eternal love to Ayn Rand. |

RomeStar
Empire Investments Logistics
228
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Posted - 2013.07.25 18:35:00 -
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We require your first born child and a blood sample before you apply. Signatured removed, CCP Phantom |

Azurae
South West Trading
93
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Posted - 2013.07.25 20:01:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:War Kitten wrote: This guy is just a chicken away from being able to join... No seal bark and no chicken in a bag. No application accepted. Rules is rules.
actually i do hear the barking or what else would you call it? shouldnt be too hard to get a chicken. |

Inokuma Yawara
University of Caille Gallente Federation
65
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Posted - 2013.07.26 05:10:00 -
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Issler Dainze wrote:I make applicants bring us a shrubbery!
Issler
But are we allowed to say it?
Watch this space.-á New exciting signature in development. |

dexington
Dexington Corporation
715
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Posted - 2013.07.26 06:49:00 -
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There is a corp that makes you pay a 500M security deposit... I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous. |

William Walker
House Aratus Fatal Ascension
145
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Posted - 2013.07.26 06:53:00 -
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See it as practice for your professional life. If you can manage to sum up what motivates you and makes you different than the other candidates in under 3 pages, maybe even one page, and write it so that it doesn't make the HR of the Corp fall asleep whilst reading, then you have a chance. Or just join another corp that doesn't care. pâ+(*GîÆGêçGîÆ*)n+ë pü+(pé£GêçpÇü-¦)pü+ (GùòGÇ+GùòG£+) |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations Self Sabatoge
1045
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Posted - 2013.07.26 06:53:00 -
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It could be worse, they could ask you to sell them a pen.
As far as the guys that ask for a 500m plus security deposit, that one is legit. It is to prevent their enemies in Fountain from sending waves of spies in. 500m deposit to join Goonswarm is a small price to pay for the benefits you get. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |
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