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Seven Koskanaiken EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective 299	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:44:00 - [1] - Quote Is it true?
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 5287	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:46:00 - [2] - Quote There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join. Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
De'Veldrin Norse'Storm Battle Group Circle-Of-Two 1789	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:49:00 - [3] - Quote Seven Koskanaiken wrote: Is it true? Probably. Didn't you know Eve was srs bzns? GÇ£SandboxGÇ¥ does not mean that you will succeed at anything you attempt; it means you can attempt anything you want to succeed at. One of the largest obstacles in the way of your success is other players.
Pepper Solette University of Caille Gallente Federation 177	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:49:00 - [4] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join. Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member. Hey! Just because i could only find a plastic bag was no reason not to let me join!
Kalishka Askulf Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic 7	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:49:00 - [5] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join. Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member. I want to see the video of you completing your own initiation Come on, let's see the Youtube link
Ruskarn Andedare Lion Investments 234	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:50:00 - [6] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join. Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member. If only I could hop on one leg
Andski GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 8456	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:52:00 - [7] - Quote I only had to follow through a 10 step process to join my corp! Twitter: @EVEAndski TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á
De'Veldrin Norse'Storm Battle Group Circle-Of-Two 1789	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:52:00 - [8] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join. Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member. There actually was a video of that - then the NSA...well, let's just say that poor chap isn't eligible to play MMOs at the moment. GÇ£SandboxGÇ¥ does not mean that you will succeed at anything you attempt; it means you can attempt anything you want to succeed at. One of the largest obstacles in the way of your success is other players.
Issler Dainze Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord 2389	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:52:00 - [9] - Quote I make applicants bring us a shrubbery! Issler
Christopher AET Segmentum Solar Nulli Secunda 490	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:53:00 - [10] - Quote I will have you write a four page dissertation on the contents of a ping pong ball. I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.
Darvaleth Sigma The Great Harmon Institute Of Technology Innovia Alliance 314	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:54:00 - [11] - Quote It sounds a bit silly for a game. But more upsetting is the fact that people envisage a "3 page essay" as the ultimate torture. Just because it has the word "essay" attached doesn't mean you have to go into meltdown... Give a man a match and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life!
Doc Fury Furious Enterprises 3093	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:54:00 - [12] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join. Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member. So, that's where all the chickens go that are repeatedly violated in the afk cloaking threads. Was wondering, that. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'.
Matari Akiga School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 4	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:54:00 - [13] - Quote This link seems appropriate right now [url]http://v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20120625-8bb4c.png[/url] It is true, apart from the butter bit that is normally walrus blubber the smell destroys the mind so much better.
Jezza McWaffle The-Hole-Idea Void-Legion 48	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:55:00 - [14] - Quote Darvaleth Sigma wrote: It sounds a bit silly for a game. But more upsetting is the fact that people envisage a "3 page essay" as the ultimate torture. Just because it has the word "essay" attached doesn't mean you have to go into meltdown... Agreed. I love writing word docs. Heck in my free time you can find me in Word or Excel
Faenir Antollare University of Caille Gallente Federation 12	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:57:00 - [15] - Quote Doc Fury wrote: Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join. Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member. So, that's where all the chickens go that are repeatedly violated in the afk cloaking threads. Was wondering, that. Reported for having a +6 perception implant
Kijo Rikki Powder and Ball Alchemists Union The Predictables 555	Posted - 2013.07.25 16:58:00 - [16] - Quote That's probably James 315's corp you've heard rumors of.
War Kitten Panda McLegion 2438	Posted - 2013.07.25 17:14:00 - [17] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: There is also a corp that makes you hop on one leg whilst barking like a seal and waving a paperbag containing a live chicken over your head all on a webcam before you can join. Ive yet to see one person complete this, hence my corp still only having one member. This guy is just a chicken away from being able to join... I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all.
ZAKURELL0 LINDA Mordu's Military Industrial Command Circle-Of-Two 13	Posted - 2013.07.25 17:18:00 - [18] - Quote is it called eve university? it seems to makes sense RIP Iron Lady
Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge 5291	Posted - 2013.07.25 17:27:00 - [19] - Quote War Kitten wrote: This guy is just a chicken away from being able to join... No seal bark and no chicken in a bag. No application accepted. Rules is rules. *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*
Kalishka Askulf Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic 7	Posted - 2013.07.25 17:27:00 - [20] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: [quote=War Kitten] This guy is just a chicken away from being able to join... I swear that's a body stashed away in the back round
Sebastor Cane The Outlet 38	Posted - 2013.07.25 17:28:00 - [21] - Quote Ive seen PvP corps that have fanboy threads where they are told how wonderful they are constantly in the chance of getting in. R&Ks being one of them
BORRIS DEMONTFORD THE OFFENDERS 20	Posted - 2013.07.25 17:33:00 - [22] - Quote Seven Koskanaiken wrote: Is it true? No, its false, its actually 4 pages.
Beekeeper Bob Beekeepers Anonymous 713	Posted - 2013.07.25 18:22:00 - [23] - Quote Seven Koskanaiken wrote: Is it true? Yes, I hear they recently doubled in size....they have two members now! I too am excited about trading playability for more lag and shiny pictures.....:( Petition for a Minimum bounty of 10 mil. Prevent useless bounties!
Vera Algaert Republic University Minmatar Republic 994	Posted - 2013.07.25 18:26:00 - [24] - Quote No, they actually make you write an essay on your eternal love to Ayn Rand.
RomeStar Empire Investments Logistics 228	Posted - 2013.07.25 18:35:00 - [25] - Quote We require your first born child and a blood sample before you apply. Signatured removed, CCP Phantom
Azurae South West Trading 93	Posted - 2013.07.25 20:01:00 - [26] - Quote Unsuccessful At Everything wrote: War Kitten wrote: This guy is just a chicken away from being able to join... No seal bark and no chicken in a bag. No application accepted. Rules is rules. actually i do hear the barking or what else would you call it? shouldnt be too hard to get a chicken.
Inokuma Yawara University of Caille Gallente Federation 65	Posted - 2013.07.26 05:10:00 - [27] - Quote Issler Dainze wrote: I make applicants bring us a shrubbery! Issler But are we allowed to say it? Watch this space.-á New exciting signature in development.
dexington Dexington Corporation 715	Posted - 2013.07.26 06:49:00 - [28] - Quote There is a corp that makes you pay a 500M security deposit... I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
William Walker House Aratus Fatal Ascension 145	Posted - 2013.07.26 06:53:00 - [29] - Quote See it as practice for your professional life. If you can manage to sum up what motivates you and makes you different than the other candidates in under 3 pages, maybe even one page, and write it so that it doesn't make the HR of the Corp fall asleep whilst reading, then you have a chance. Or just join another corp that doesn't care. pâ+(GîÆGêçGîÆ)n+ë pü+(pé£GêçpÇü-¦)pü+ (GùòGÇ+GùòG£+)
Erotica 1 Krypteia Operations Self Sabatoge 1045	Posted - 2013.07.26 06:53:00 - [30] - Quote It could be worse, they could ask you to sell them a pen. As far as the guys that ask for a 500m plus security deposit, that one is legit. It is to prevent their enemies in Fountain from sending waves of spies in. 500m deposit to join Goonswarm is a small price to pay for the benefits you get. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did.
Dunpeal Hunter Zervas Aeronautics Tribal Band 3	Posted - 2013.07.26 07:44:00 - [31] - Quote I smell a scam....
Malcanis Vanishing Point. The Initiative. 10993	Posted - 2013.07.26 08:03:00 - [32] - Quote Seven Koskanaiken wrote: Is it true? There are a lot of corps, and some of them are run by very odd people indeed. It wouldn't surprise me at all. 1 Kings 12:11
Andracin Sickology 176	Posted - 2013.07.26 08:15:00 - [33] - Quote Most corps require you to fill out some form of application, especially ones that PVP or do advanced industry. Most of it is just to see what your general knowledge base is in their area of empahasis. Usually you are also required to provide an API, eveboard link and a killboard public or private. That being said a 3 page essay would turn away most people so it might be a polite way of them saying no to an applicant.
Daimon Kaiera Kraken. 378	Posted - 2013.07.26 08:34:00 - [34] - Quote Serenity Prime requires that you write at least a five page review of the latest My Little Pony episode whilst also going into detail about how it relates to the human condition and what we can learn from it. Winds of Dawn, however, requires that you write two pages in 25 point comic sans ms about why you love reading erotic fanfiction over Teamspeak. .... . .-.. .--. / .. / .... .- ...- . / ..-. .- .-.. .-.. . -. / .- -. -.. / .. / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / --. . - / ..- .--. / ... - --- .--. - .... .. ... / ... .. --. -. .- - ..- .-. . / .. -.. . .- / .. ... / -. --- - / ... - --- .-.. . -. / ... - --- .--.
Herzog Wolfhammer Sigma Special Tactics Group 3191	Posted - 2013.07.26 08:49:00 - [35] - Quote To get in my corp you have to squeeze the zits on my back.
Lucretia DeWinter Star Frontiers Dirt Nap Squad. 33	Posted - 2013.07.26 09:32:00 - [36] - Quote 3 page essay on PVP hmm... I've written one for you. Here's a sample screenshot for it. http://i.imgur.com/2ItgczQ.jpg I can send you the word document if you need it.
Morphisat Millard Innovation Inc The 20 Minuters 26	Posted - 2013.07.26 10:26:00 - [37] - Quote Wait, there are corporations who don't do this ?
MrWhitei God Heretic Army Heretic Initiative 77	Posted - 2013.07.26 12:42:00 - [38] - Quote Lucretia DeWinter wrote: 3 page essay on PVP hmm... I've written one for you. Here's a sample screenshot for it. http://i.imgur.com/2ItgczQ.jpg I can send you the word document if you need it. Your grammar and spelling is horrible.
Leigh Akiga State War Academy Caldari State 34	Posted - 2013.07.26 12:44:00 - [39] - Quote Theres a corp in PL that makes you do an arts & crafts project
Doc Severide Caldari Provisions Caldari State 49	Posted - 2013.07.26 12:50:00 - [40] - Quote I require people to send me a pubic hair plucked from a zoo gorilla. If you can do that you can do anything...
ACE McFACE Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve 1429	Posted - 2013.07.26 13:04:00 - [41] - Quote Christopher AET wrote: I will have you write a four page dissertation on the contents of a ping pong ball. Not fair, there's only enough content for 3 pages on that topic. You should be notified if someone quotes your post so you can continue the argument!
Aurelius Garand Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 0	Posted - 2013.07.26 14:22:00 - [42] - Quote ACE McFACE wrote: Christopher AET wrote: I will have you write a four page dissertation on the contents of a ping pong ball. Not fair, there's only enough content for 3 pages on that topic. Eve isn't about fair!!
Frostys Virpio Lame Corp Name 585	Posted - 2013.07.26 14:43:00 - [43] - Quote Andski wrote: I only had to follow through a 10 step process to join my corp! Never stop posting!
Frostys Virpio Lame Corp Name 585	Posted - 2013.07.26 14:46:00 - [44] - Quote Leigh Akiga wrote: Theres a corp in PL that makes you do an arts & crafts project I'd love to see that. And I would never be able to join because i'm bad even at stick figures...
Seraph Essael Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 42	Posted - 2013.07.26 15:17:00 - [45] - Quote Christopher AET wrote: I will have you write a four page dissertation on the contents of a ping pong ball. Strangely enough, thats actually incrediably easy. What with atoms, vacuum space and the whole lot of **** that makes up said space.
Issler Dainze Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord 2394	Posted - 2013.07.26 16:38:00 - [46] - Quote Inokuma Yawara wrote: Issler Dainze wrote: I make applicants bring us a shrubbery! Issler But are we allowed to say it? After a security breach we have changed the word that cannot be spoken..... Issler
Ken 1138 Caldari Provisions Caldari State 55	Posted - 2013.07.26 16:58:00 - [47] - Quote Seven Koskanaiken wrote: Is it true? Yes i wouldn't be surprised, corps make people do all kinds of things to join. Most of the time forgetting there's a person at the other end of the app. Let's not forget: http://i.imgur.com/L9brHPK.png I've never understood the point even if spies are an issue. If you're in the game of doing anything that spies might be an issue then you're either not big enough or no using voice comms at all times. I've had a CEO almost go crazy worrying about spies and such. I mean we all play a spaceship game not matter what we do in that game right?
Alphea Abbra Grim Determination Nulli Secunda 333	Posted - 2013.07.26 17:09:00 - [48] - Quote My corp had a formula to fill when I joined. It was not at all required to be the length it had, but ... I simply can't get enough of my own voice (Or type-writ, as it were). I have it from a credible source that most of it was bad. Still, I got accepted. Will miracles never end?
Phoenix Jones Shockwave Innovations Surely You're Joking 93	Posted - 2013.07.26 17:12:00 - [49] - Quote We require 1) a copy of your resume, 2) 3 real life references (to make sure you are not a bot), 3) a blood screening, 4) doctor's certification that you are healthy to stare at a monitor for hours, 5) a non-disclosure agreement, signed and notarized, 6) your blood type (incase we need some) and signed contract stating you shall provide a pint if requested. 7) A voided bank check 8) A picture of your favorite dog 9) A video of yourself auditioning for "America's got Talent". After that they'll be a 4 to 6 week waiting period while we run a background check and security clearances. Your references maybe formally interviewed.

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