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Babatunde B Babatunde
Babatunde Babatunde Babatunde
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Posted - 2013.08.07 05:30:00 -
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Greetings friends,
I have found a shocking loop hole in the New Halaima Code of Conduct.
I don't want to alarm anyone but I have spent the last few months building a case against the New Order of Highsec and I am 99.9% sure I can claim at least 25% of the 111 Billion shares sold by James 315 back. These of course should go straight back into the hands of the victim's - the miners of High sec space.
Please kindly deposit the measly sum of 5 million isk to me (for case expenses) to get your name in on the largest legal dispute in the history of New Eden. The more names I can get the stronger the case will be - so we all win.
Yours Faithfully, Babatunde B Babatunde
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Danalee
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
40
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Posted - 2013.08.07 05:32:00 -
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Never mind.... I'm not quite awake yet. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3373
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Posted - 2013.08.07 05:34:00 -
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You should tell everyone the case specifics first. We look forward to a very long post. The guy who was sitting next to me in the first nullsec round table who had obviously not had a shower since before boarding his flight to Iceland, you really stank. You know who you are. |

Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
297
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Posted - 2013.08.07 06:34:00 -
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Baby Raptor Space Jesus wept.
SPACE LAWYERS.




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Laurianne Leone
NEW ORDER DEATH DEALERS CODE.
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Posted - 2013.08.07 06:35:00 -
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Babatunde B Babatunde wrote:Greetings friends,
I have found a shocking loop hole in the New Halaima Code of Conduct.
I don't want to alarm anyone but I have spent the last few months building a case against the New Order of Highsec and I am 99.9% sure I can claim at least 25% of the 111 Billion shares sold by James 315 back. These of course should go straight back into the hands of the victim's - the miners of High sec space.
Please kindly deposit the measly sum of 5 million isk to me (for case expenses) to get your name in on the largest legal dispute in the history of New Eden. The more names I can get the stronger the case will be - so we all win.
Yours Faithfully, Babatunde B Babatunde
Miners I would advise that you do not contact Babatunde B Babatunde nor discuss his suit in local, stay away from Space Lawyers and follow the Code, all will be fine. Money ain't got no owners, only spenders RIP Omar Little-á |

Don Purple
Snuggle Factory
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Posted - 2013.08.07 06:48:00 -
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filthy space lawyers... |

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations Self Sabatoge
1112
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Posted - 2013.08.07 07:43:00 -
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Do we have a court date yet for when James 315 will hear the case? See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |

Sabriz Adoudel
Paragon Blitz
620
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Posted - 2013.08.07 08:06:00 -
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Babatunde B Babatunde wrote:Greetings friends,
I have found a shocking loop hole in the New Halaima Code of Conduct.
I don't want to alarm anyone but I have spent the last few months building a case against the New Order of Highsec and I am 99.9% sure I can claim at least 25% of the 111 Billion shares sold by James 315 back. These of course should go straight back into the hands of the victim's - the miners of High sec space.
Please kindly deposit the measly sum of 5 million isk to me (for case expenses) to get your name in on the largest legal dispute in the history of New Eden. The more names I can get the stronger the case will be - so we all win.
Yours Faithfully, Babatunde B Babatunde
I will not tolerate oppression (which is anything against the Code). If your lawsuit succeeds, we will unleash a wave of civil disobedience and anti-miner riots that make Hulkageddon look like a childrens' picnic.
An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. |

William Walker
House Aratus Fatal Ascension
184
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Posted - 2013.08.07 08:27:00 -
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Nigerian-esque money grabbing schemes? I love it! pâ+(*GîÆGêçGîÆ*)n+ë pü+(pé£GêçpÇü-¦)pü+ (GùòGÇ+GùòG£+) |

Don Purple
Snuggle Factory
34
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Posted - 2013.08.07 08:30:00 -
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Let us have an Orcageddon... I'll bring at least 2100 dps for a few hours each day.
PS. Always Primary The Space Lawyers. |

Leto Thule
Sons of Retribution
1
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Posted - 2013.08.07 14:16:00 -
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William Walker wrote:Nigerian-esque money grabbing schemes? I love it!
Lmao.. |

Malcolm Shinhwa
Bad Touches
147
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Posted - 2013.08.07 15:11:00 -
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Shut up and take my money! I have 5 different chars that I play. This may be my main, or maybe not. I have no idea. |

BadAssMcKill
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
320
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Posted - 2013.08.07 15:28:00 -
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That's a very handsome mustache you've got going on http://i.imgur.com/6j6cIZE.gif-á |

Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
3473
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Posted - 2013.08.07 17:08:00 -
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btw, is Chribba ever getting affected by the new order ? |

Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
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Posted - 2013.08.07 17:17:00 -
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Solstice Project wrote:btw, is Chribba ever getting affected by the new order ?
Chribba is a shareholder.....
Also, his one mining ship in hisec is The Veldnaught is and pretty much ungankable.
Well.....I suppose it's.....possible.....to gank it. If you used enough Ganknado's, I suppose. Maybe.
But as he follows the Code in any case, it's a moot point. |

Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
248
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Posted - 2013.08.08 14:37:00 -
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Danalee wrote:Never mind.... I'm not quite awake yet. I'll pass it on to my miner friends. D.  'Cause if *anyone* should pay an Advance-Fee, it's the miners. 
See, this is what happens when you reduce natural preditory pressure in an eco-system: Invasive preditory species move in and set up housekeeping.
Good luck getting rid of the Space Lawyers - They're worse than Kudzu or Space Herpies. |

Darth Espectro
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.08.08 17:53:00 -
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Lol, is there even a court in New Eden that will take this case? What is this even about? |

Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
254
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Posted - 2013.08.08 18:40:00 -
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Darth Espectro wrote:Lol, is there even a court in New Eden that will take this case? What is this even about? How else shall generous, publicly-minded citizens ensure the masses get what they so justly deserve? |

Zero Sum Gain
The Defiant Republic
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Posted - 2013.08.08 19:05:00 -
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Greetings, I would like to offer my services as defense attorney for The New Order, James, and gankers everywhere.
I've spent the last month studying the veracity of this so called "loophole", and let me assure you it is just the latest piece of barratry the ambulance chasers have contrived.
Don't let these frivolous claims intimidate you into making an isk settlement, that's exactly what they're after.
Legal precedent is on YOUR side, call now! |

Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
259
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Posted - 2013.08.08 20:30:00 -
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Zero Sum Gain wrote:Greetings, I would like to offer my services as defense attorney for The New Order, James, and gankers everywhere.
I've spent the last month studying the veracity of this so called "loophole", and let me assure you it is just the latest piece of barratry the ambulance chasers have contrived.
Don't let these frivolous claims intimidate you into making an isk settlement, that's exactly what they're after.
Legal precedent is on YOUR side, call now! The customary fees and rates apply, one presumes? |

Zero Sum Gain
The Defiant Republic
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Posted - 2013.08.08 22:43:00 -
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Plastic Psycho wrote:Zero Sum Gain wrote:Greetings, I would like to offer my services as defense attorney for The New Order, James, and gankers everywhere.
I've spent the last month studying the veracity of this so called "loophole", and let me assure you it is just the latest piece of barratry the ambulance chasers have contrived.
Don't let these frivolous claims intimidate you into making an isk settlement, that's exactly what they're after.
Legal precedent is on YOUR side, call now! The customary fees and rates apply, one presumes?
I'm taking this case pro boner. |

Sol Kal'orr
TLSG Asgard Alliance
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Posted - 2013.08.09 02:59:00 -
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This isn't my real hair, it's my judge's wig dyed red. As a fully qualified Space-Judge I would be more than happy to oversee this case and ensure both sides get a fair hearing.
Zero Sum Gain wrote:I'm taking this case pro boner.
All rise!
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Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
260
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Posted - 2013.08.09 03:11:00 -
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Sol Kal'orr wrote:This isn't my real hair, it's my judge's wig dyed red. As a fully qualified Space-Judge I would be more than happy to oversee this case and ensure both sides get a fair hearing. Zero Sum Gain wrote:I'm taking this case pro boner. All rise! I snerked. |

Sabriz Adoudel
The Scope
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Posted - 2013.08.09 03:24:00 -
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Solstice Project wrote:btw, is Chribba ever getting affected by the new order ?
Confirming that I want to see the Veldenaught ganked, permit or no permit.
An enemy is just a friend that you stab in the front. |

Mike Adoulin
Trans-Aerospace Industries
309
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Posted - 2013.08.09 15:23:00 -
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Sabriz Adoudel wrote:Confirming that I want to see the Veldenaught ganked, permit or no permit.
As a mathematical exercise......assuming t2 guns/ammo/etc and max skills....just how many Ganknado's would it take to pop the Veldnaught?
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
For extra credit, also include a figure for Oracle's, Talos's (blaster fit), and Naga's (rail fit).
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Frostys Virpio
Lame Corp Name
623
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Posted - 2013.08.09 18:20:00 -
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Mike Adoulin wrote:Sabriz Adoudel wrote:Confirming that I want to see the Veldenaught ganked, permit or no permit. As a mathematical exercise......assuming t2 guns/ammo/etc and max skills....just how many Ganknado's would it take to pop the Veldnaught? Hypothetically speaking, of course. For extra credit, also include a figure for Oracle's, Talos's (blaster fit), and Naga's (rail fit).
1st People would need to know the fit chribba use on the veldnaught.
2nd Nagas would probably use blaster because rail range is useless in a gank. |

Babatunde B Babatunde
Babatunde Babatunde Babatunde
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Posted - 2013.08.17 11:30:00 -
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Ok guys listen up, first of all I would like to thank you all for the support so far, I have made plenty of Isk -- which will go straight into case funds.
The court date at the Supreme Court of the New Order is set for:
Friday 15th August 2014 at 04:20 EVE time
The location will be Kamio, this may upset some people as they might have expected Halaima, but I can assure you that it is a venue issue.
Please kindly continue to send me Isk so I can build an even stronger case against the New Order menace,
God Speed,
Babatunde B Babatunde -- Angel of High sec Justice
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Manny Moons
Improvised Explosions
138
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Posted - 2013.08.17 15:33:00 -
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Babatunde B Babatunde wrote:The court date at the Supreme Court of the New Order is set for:
Friday 15th August 2014 at 04:20 EVE time
I was hoping to attend this trial in person, but I have a recurring 4:20 appointment on my calendar.
Mr. Babatunde's litigation skills are nothing short of amazing. He was instrumental in arranging for the recent expungement of my criminal record. Thanks to him, I am once again able to fly freely among the good citizens of New Eden.
Mr. Babtunde's knowledge of the inner workings of the New Order is extensive. If there is one space lawyer in the universe who can get the miners of highsec the justice they truly deserve, it is Babatunde B Babatunde, Esq.
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ExookiZ
The Dark Space Initiative Scary Wormhole People
88
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Posted - 2013.08.18 13:42:00 -
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I am bored at work and cant figure out what this thread is about for the life of me. Carry on |

dexington
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
759
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Posted - 2013.08.18 16:42:00 -
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Solstice Project wrote:btw, is Chribba ever getting affected by the new order?
Chribba marches to the beat of his own drum, mines in titans and dreads and don't give a **** about some stinking code...
No matter how many miners James 315 kills, there will always the be one unbreakable hi-sec miner, the true messiah of hi-sec. I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous. |
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