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Helplessandlost
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Posted - 2006.01.04 17:27:00 -
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Matari don't smell, that is the smell of your fear when you see one of us on your overview with a target bracket.
And it is Duct Tape which adds our resistances to your inferior <cough> weapons
Check us out
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vecdran
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Posted - 2006.01.04 17:54:00 -
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 Originally by: Jantje Smit
And if those cowardly jove freaks ever dare to show themselves we'll deal with them too.
Right. Kinda like how you dealt with them with an entire armada and they wiped the floor with you using what, a system patrol. 
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Kuolematon
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Posted - 2006.01.04 18:27:00 -
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Oh-my-god. *gasps more air*
This topic is teh funniest!!! YA WAI!  
Azuriel Talloth: If it ain't broke, change it so it mildly annoys the playerbase  |
F'nog
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Posted - 2006.01.04 19:01:00 -
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Originally by: Testy Mctest
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Minmatar - They smell & ships are made from paper, glue & duck tape.
WTF?
We dont use glue.
This is true. They prefer snot. And it's ducT tape.
Originally by: rowbin hod
Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.04 20:36:00 -
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Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 04/01/2006 20:36:14
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Amarr - Low morals questionable intelligence, pirate filth.
Minmatar - They smell & ships are made from paper, glue & duck tape.
Gallente - Ugly Ugly people & Rebel scum.
Jove - Mutant freaks should be destroyed on contact! Espically that tomB guy 
Caldari - All hail the Caldari empire we have the morals, we have the technology, we are your masters kneel before us!!!
What the hell? We don't have morals! Morals would just get in the way of us being the master race! Good thing we don't have any. The Amarrians have all the morals.
Originally by: CaptainSeafort
firstleh, gallente are generally regarded as the most graceful and beautiful, so nyaah ;)
Yeah right! Being a wh*re doesn't make you more beautiful and graceful. The Civire females are the most beautiful, followed by the True Amarrians. It's really a tossup between you Gallentes and the Ni-Kunnis. But I think the Ni-Kunni girls have a slight advantage.
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O'knar
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Posted - 2006.01.04 20:38:00 -
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Originally by: Lansfear
Originally by: Wild Rho
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
and you know this!
Amarr - Low morals questionable intelligence, pirate filth.
Minmatar - They smell & ships are made from paper, glue & duck tape.
Gallente - Ugly Ugly people & Rebel scum.
Jove - Mutant freaks should be destroyed on contact! Espically that tomB guy
Caldari - All hail the Caldari empire we have the morals, we have the technology, we are your masters kneel before us!!!
That's pretty funny coming from a race who lost their own homeworld 
Such a nice planet too. Think we'll keep it.
Yeah, until you are exterminated by the supperior force of the Caldari Empire. Our missiles will deliver swift justice unto thee, Gallente scum.
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Spyn
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Posted - 2006.01.04 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: 689050 03
CALDARI > ALL
In chin size, you are indeed lords of all things.
All things chinny, of course.
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Jantje Smit
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:02:00 -
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Originally by: vecdran
Originally by: Jantje Smit
And if those cowardly jove freaks ever dare to show themselves we'll deal with them too.
Right. Kinda like how you dealt with them with an entire armada and they wiped the floor with you using what, a system patrol.
The evil jove didn't "wipe the floor" with the glorious amarr fleet, we simply conducted a tactical retreat after making our point.
And who are you to question the heroism of the emperor's forces? Jove sympathizers like you will be dealt with when the time comes. Your name has been forwarded to the proper authorities for further action, you can expect a visit soon.
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Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:08:00 -
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Has Caldari ego and pride sunk to such all time lows that they must publicly delude and ridicule themselves with arguments of a weakness that can only be matched by their ships?
Ugly? Rebellious? Surely, if anyone is ugly and rebellious it's the Caldari.
Naturally a public peeing contest could not go unnoticed without a few smug Amarr wannabe warlords claiming their own superiority, while everyone has the witt (even Caldari) to see that the Amarr superiority is still largely overshadowed and belittled by the Jove. Not to mention they 'tactically' opted to make peace with Gallente rather then being pwned. You guys sure are high and mighty for a people that has basically been beaten down by everyone in the EVE universe. Amarr couldn't even succeed to keep a bunch of stripped down primitive people in chains under their reign, let alone anyone who actually has a gun |
Kastiotic
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: Tasuric Orka
Caldari, with the power of chin!
Get it? big chin? Cormorant? the ChinMobile?
Meh..
Caldari > y00.
Tasurics chin pwns me.
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Halunoto Vankaalen
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:20:00 -
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Gallente = The Federation Navy has seen better days, since the end of the war with the Caldari and the thawing in relations with the Amarrians the budget for the Navy has been slashed severely. It still relies on its drone armada to defeat opponents, but ship wise the Federal Navy is lacking.
Caldari = The Caldari Navy is smaller in personnel and total ships than both the Federation Navy and the Amarr Navy, yet they have more battleships than any other fleet and the average age of the Caldari ships is considerably less. This is because the Caldari are constantly replacing their oldest ships with newer ones, with better hi-tech equipment. The strategic doctrine of the Caldari Navy is simple: to be able to defeat any other navy in the world. Most experts believe it is.
The result? Caldari > All
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Grigori Sokolov
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:21:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Jove - Mutant freaks should be destroyed on contact!
Great, next time the Jovians come up with something as revolutionary as the Capsule, they'll sell it to someone else. 
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:27:00 -
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Caldari == High Elves
Gallente == Haflings/Hobbits
Amarr == Dwarves
Minmatar == Orcs
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:30:00 -
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Originally by: Jantje Smit
The evil jove didn't "wipe the floor" with the glorious amarr fleet, we simply conducted a tactical retreat after making our point.
How exactly did your dead soldiers and destroyed ships retreat?
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Caldari == High Elves
Gallente == Haflings/Hobbits
Amarr == Dwarves
Minmatar == Orcs
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
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Kharakan
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: vecdran
Originally by: Jantje Smit
And if those cowardly jove freaks ever dare to show themselves we'll deal with them too.
Right. Kinda like how you dealt with them with an entire armada and they wiped the floor with you using what, a system patrol.
*koffsplutterchokeJOVEMOTHERSHIP=HAXwheezegasp*
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Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.04 22:23:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Caldari == High Elves
Gallente == Haflings/Hobbits
Amarr == Dwarves
Minmatar == Orcs
thats just silly! its actually
Caldari == 1/2 Dragons
Gallente == High Elves
Amarr == Humans
Minmatar == Orcs
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.04 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Oventoasted
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Caldari == High Elves
Gallente == Haflings/Hobbits
Amarr == Dwarves
Minmatar == Orcs
thats just silly! its actually
Caldari == 1/2 Dragons
Gallente == High Elves
Amarr == Humans
Minmatar == Orcs
Dragonlance?
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Chronus26
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Posted - 2006.01.04 22:29:00 -
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The reason you never see the Jove is because that tomB is scared of me. Yes thats right, me. muhahahaha. 
Amarr = cliche supervilans, lets take over the universe with our giant-spacelasers... sound familiar?
minmatar = We cant figure out how the other races make there BS fly so we'll just tape some sails onto some scaffolding and throw pointy rocks at them.
Caldari = I'll sell you the universe for 28million-Billion ISK, and you get this free toy hamster with every happy meal.
Gallente = we pwn j00 all on looks alone, free the slaves, peace on earth and generally be happy.
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.01.04 22:40:00 -
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Well tbh, the Caldari do tend to shall we say... over compensate for umm... certain things. Why must you have the biggest navy, why must you always think you have the most power? Is it because deep... down, you are inadequate?
Caldari women could only gasp in disbelief at the sort of things us minmatar get up to in mating ceremonies. We had enough energy to defeat the Amarr Empire with nothing but our fists... where do ya think that energy goes now eh? EH? *giggity giggity*
Long story short, the caldari and amaar are inwardly inferior and try to make up for it with a show of falsified manliness. We Minmatar are the true power in the universe, and the Gallente just look pretty. Just ask the women, once you go Brutor you never settle for anything else
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.04 22:44:00 -
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Originally by: Galaxion
Long story short, the caldari and amaar are inwardly inferior and try to make up for it with a show of falsified manliness. We Minmatar are the true power in the universe, and the Gallente just look pretty. Just ask the women, once you go Brutor you never settle for anything else
I think Caldari men/women are like Caldari ships, they have huge amount of capacitors before burning out, which makes us rather special.
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Mjnari
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Posted - 2006.01.04 22:49:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Galaxion
Long story short, the caldari and amaar are inwardly inferior and try to make up for it with a show of falsified manliness. We Minmatar are the true power in the universe, and the Gallente just look pretty. Just ask the women, once you go Brutor you never settle for anything else
I think Caldari men/women are like Caldari ships, they have huge amount of capacitors before burning out, which makes us rather special.
I would tend to characterize the Caldari people more along the lines of "a resistance wrapped in a resistance."
Fly Minmatar: Once you ditch those shields and that armor and go naked structure-on-space, you don't go back. 
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.04 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: Mjnari
I would tend to characterize the Caldari people more along the lines of "a resistance wrapped in a resistance."
Fly Minmatar: Once you ditch those shields and that armor and go naked structure-on-space, you don't go back.
This is why Minmatar are Orcs.
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Mjnari
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Posted - 2006.01.04 23:13:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Mjnari
I would tend to characterize the Caldari people more along the lines of "a resistance wrapped in a resistance."
Fly Minmatar: Once you ditch those shields and that armor and go naked structure-on-space, you don't go back.
This is why Minmatar are Orcs.
Orc have big teeth; ergo, you must be thinking of the Amarr.
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.04 23:16:00 -
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Originally by: Mjnari
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
This is why Minmatar are Orcs.
Orc have big teeth; ergo, you must be thinking of the Amarr.
Nah, Minmatar are like Orcs coz they have thorns, spikes everywhere. Like filty, dirty Orcses they are.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.04 23:17:00 -
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Originally by: Galaxion
Well tbh, the Caldari do tend to shall we say... over compensate for umm... certain things. Why must you have the biggest navy
We actually have the smallest navy. And you're the people who feel the need to equip yourselves with 1400mm artillery. Who's compensating now?
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! |
Dark Revenant
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Posted - 2006.01.04 23:19:00 -
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caldari 4tw
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Kindakrof
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Posted - 2006.01.04 23:58:00 -
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Here's how it goes. Caldari > Minmatar-Amarr > Eggnog > Gallente
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
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Mjnari
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:05:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Mjnari
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
This is why Minmatar are Orcs.
Orc have big teeth; ergo, you must be thinking of the Amarr.
Nah, Minmatar are like Orcs coz they have thorns, spikes everywhere. Like filty, dirty Orcses they are.
We're being accused of having thorns et al. "everywhere" by the designers of the Ferox? :p
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: Galaxion
Well tbh, the Caldari do tend to shall we say... over compensate for umm... certain things. Why must you have the biggest navy
We actually have the smallest navy. And you're the people who feel the need to equip yourselves with 1400mm artillery. Who's compensating now?
You forgot the Ragnarok and the Naglfar. *surveys their design and just feels more manly somehow*
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Macgank
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:11:00 -
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As way over 50% (and rising) of all Pod Pilots are Caldari...come Kali...Caldari>the rest
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:12:00 -
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Originally by: Mjnari
You forgot the Ragnarok and the Naglfar. *surveys their design and just feels more manly somehow*
Yes, what could be more manly the the act of waving a pointy stick about!
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