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Captin ShadowHawk
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Posted - 2006.01.04 14:50:00 -
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and you know this!
Amarr - Low morals questionable intelligence, pirate filth.
Minmatar - They smell & ships are made from paper, glue & duck tape.
Gallente - Ugly Ugly people & Rebel scum.
Jove - Mutant freaks should be destroyed on contact! Espically that tomB guy 
Caldari - All hail the Caldari empire we have the morals, we have the technology, we are your masters kneel before us!!!
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.01.04 14:51:00 -
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O RLY?
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GouldFish
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Posted - 2006.01.04 14:52:00 -
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Bow before us ;)
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Cryselle
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Posted - 2006.01.04 14:53:00 -
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 Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
...duck tape...  no wonder their ships are falling apart
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Calistoph
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Posted - 2006.01.04 14:55:00 -
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Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
All hail the Caldari empire we have the morals
Hahahahahahaha!!!
... wait, were you serious? 
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Maestro Ulv
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Posted - 2006.01.04 14:59:00 -
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Yeah right, dont forget to sell your Granny on the way out :p
http://phaze9.moonmanstudio.com/
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:03:00 -
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Originally by: Avon
O RLY?
YA RLY.
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Law Enforcer
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:03:00 -
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I thought the Joves have the Caldari only as positive standing.... Until this post.
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:04:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Avon
O RLY?
YA RLY.
NO WAI!
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Kyozoku
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:06:00 -
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amen
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Aba Tor
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:14:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Avon
O RLY?
YA RLY.
NO WAI!
YA WAI
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Kim Chee
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:23:00 -
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Well, of course Caldari are superior. I assumed everyone knew that, but I suppose some of the lesser species might not realize it.
Vila Restal: I'm entitled to my opinion.
Kerr Avon: It is your assumption that we are entitled to it as well that is irritating.
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Testy Mctest
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:25:00 -
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Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Minmatar - They smell & ships are made from paper, glue & duck tape.
WTF?
We dont use glue.
Educating Eve forum denizens as to the error of their ways since 2005. |
Jernau Gurgeh
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:28:00 -
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Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
and you know this!
Amarr - Low morals questionable intelligence, pirate filth.
Minmatar - They smell & ships are made from paper, glue & duck tape.
Gallente - Ugly Ugly people & Rebel scum.
Jove - Mutant freaks should be destroyed on contact! Espically that tomB guy
Caldari - All hail the Caldari empire we have the morals, we have the technology, we are your masters kneel before us!!!
At least we Gallente know how to spell "captain"
There are 10 sorts of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who do not. |
Liu Kaskakka
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:45:00 -
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Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
duck tape
Is that tape made out of ducks or is it some sort of tape that is used to tape ducks?
King Liu is RIGHT!!
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:51:00 -
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Originally by: Liu Kaskakka
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
duck tape
Is that tape made out of ducks or is it some sort of tape that is used to tape ducks?
both
me: "ahahaha - i just tied you up with your brother!"
duck: "quack"
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CelticKnight
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:52:00 -
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And the trolls with thier big clubs and little heads come out to play.
Originally by: Stealthy
I am simply mortified Ginger Magician's alt is now advising folks in POS operations-is it the end of player piracy as we know it?
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Metternich Stele
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Posted - 2006.01.04 15:56:00 -
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/signed
We have won already, it's game over inferior races - now give us your stuff and re-roll a proper character.
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J Valkor
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Posted - 2006.01.04 16:01:00 -
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Corporations>j00
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2006.01.04 16:12:00 -
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Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
and you know this!
Amarr - Low morals questionable intelligence, pirate filth.
Minmatar - They smell & ships are made from paper, glue & duck tape.
Gallente - Ugly Ugly people & Rebel scum.
Jove - Mutant freaks should be destroyed on contact! Espically that tomB guy
Caldari - All hail the Caldari empire we have the morals, we have the technology, we are your masters kneel before us!!!
That's pretty funny coming from a race who lost their own homeworld 
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Zephirz
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Posted - 2006.01.04 16:15:00 -
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Edited by: Zephirz on 04/01/2006 16:15:47
Whats glue?
/me sticks another piece of ductape on his rifter
o/ extra armor
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CaptainSeafort
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Posted - 2006.01.04 16:15:00 -
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ugly? rebels?
firstleh, gallente are generally regarded as the most graceful and beautiful, so nyaah ;)
scondleh, read the backstory. caldari useta be part of gallente federation, but then ya rebelled, so i believe that makes you the rebels ;)
but ya rite about the minnies and amarr ;)
"Planets and moons no longer hitch rides on player ships. Their towel privileges have been revoked." HHGG Lives on in EVE! |
Lansfear
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Posted - 2006.01.04 16:15:00 -
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Originally by: Wild Rho
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
and you know this!
Amarr - Low morals questionable intelligence, pirate filth.
Minmatar - They smell & ships are made from paper, glue & duck tape.
Gallente - Ugly Ugly people & Rebel scum.
Jove - Mutant freaks should be destroyed on contact! Espically that tomB guy
Caldari - All hail the Caldari empire we have the morals, we have the technology, we are your masters kneel before us!!!
That's pretty funny coming from a race who lost their own homeworld
Such a nice planet too. Think we'll keep it.
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Hysenthlay
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Posted - 2006.01.04 16:26:00 -
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Originally by: Cryselle
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
...duck tape... no wonder their ships are falling apart
duck tape is like the force...
it has a light and a dark side and it holds the world together.
i may stink and i may use duck tape but i am faster than you 
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Tasuric Orka
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Posted - 2006.01.04 16:28:00 -
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Caldari, with the power of chin!
Get it? big chin? Cormorant? the ChinMobile?
Meh..
Caldari > y00.
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Chronus26
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Posted - 2006.01.04 16:31:00 -
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I use duck tape in bulk to hold my stage, wiring etc. together for gigs... does that mean I should be Minmatar? 
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.01.04 16:34:00 -
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Originally by: Hysenthlay
duck tape is like the force...
it has a light and a dark side and it holds the world together.
Grrrr, it's:
it has a lightside and a darkside, and it binds the universe together.
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Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.04 16:42:00 -
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Originally by: Wild Rho
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
and you know this!
Amarr - Low morals questionable intelligence, pirate filth.
Minmatar - They smell & ships are made from paper, glue & duck tape.
Gallente - Ugly Ugly people & Rebel scum.
Jove - Mutant freaks should be destroyed on contact! Espically that tomB guy
Caldari - All hail the Caldari empire we have the morals, we have the technology, we are your masters kneel before us!!!
That's pretty funny coming from a race who lost their own homeworld
We didnt want it that much anyway it has smally gallente all over it. also dont get me started on the view! damn that was a ugly planet.
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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Calistoph
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Posted - 2006.01.04 17:09:00 -
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Edited by: Calistoph on 04/01/2006 17:09:31
Originally by: Oventoasted
We didnt want it that much anyway it has smally gallente all over it.
It's true, we sent all our midgets, miscreants and social misfits there. They fit in with the original populace perfectly 
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689050 03
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Posted - 2006.01.04 17:25:00 -
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CALDARI > ALL
Sigs by Dark Revenant |
Helplessandlost
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Posted - 2006.01.04 17:27:00 -
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Matari don't smell, that is the smell of your fear when you see one of us on your overview with a target bracket.
And it is Duct Tape which adds our resistances to your inferior <cough> weapons
Check us out
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vecdran
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Posted - 2006.01.04 17:54:00 -
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Originally by: Jantje Smit
And if those cowardly jove freaks ever dare to show themselves we'll deal with them too.
Right. Kinda like how you dealt with them with an entire armada and they wiped the floor with you using what, a system patrol.
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Kuolematon
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Posted - 2006.01.04 18:27:00 -
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Oh-my-god. *gasps more air*
This topic is teh funniest!!! YA WAI! 
Azuriel Talloth: If it ain't broke, change it so it mildly annoys the playerbase |
F'nog
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Posted - 2006.01.04 19:01:00 -
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Originally by: Testy Mctest
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Minmatar - They smell & ships are made from paper, glue & duck tape.
WTF?
We dont use glue.
This is true. They prefer snot. And it's ducT tape.
Originally by: rowbin hod
Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.04 20:36:00 -
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Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 04/01/2006 20:36:14
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Amarr - Low morals questionable intelligence, pirate filth.
Minmatar - They smell & ships are made from paper, glue & duck tape.
Gallente - Ugly Ugly people & Rebel scum.
Jove - Mutant freaks should be destroyed on contact! Espically that tomB guy
Caldari - All hail the Caldari empire we have the morals, we have the technology, we are your masters kneel before us!!!
What the hell? We don't have morals! Morals would just get in the way of us being the master race! Good thing we don't have any. The Amarrians have all the morals.
Originally by: CaptainSeafort
firstleh, gallente are generally regarded as the most graceful and beautiful, so nyaah ;)
Yeah right! Being a wh*re doesn't make you more beautiful and graceful. The Civire females are the most beautiful, followed by the True Amarrians. It's really a tossup between you Gallentes and the Ni-Kunnis. But I think the Ni-Kunni girls have a slight advantage.
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O'knar
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Posted - 2006.01.04 20:38:00 -
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Originally by: Lansfear
Originally by: Wild Rho
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
and you know this!
Amarr - Low morals questionable intelligence, pirate filth.
Minmatar - They smell & ships are made from paper, glue & duck tape.
Gallente - Ugly Ugly people & Rebel scum.
Jove - Mutant freaks should be destroyed on contact! Espically that tomB guy
Caldari - All hail the Caldari empire we have the morals, we have the technology, we are your masters kneel before us!!!
That's pretty funny coming from a race who lost their own homeworld
Such a nice planet too. Think we'll keep it.
Yeah, until you are exterminated by the supperior force of the Caldari Empire. Our missiles will deliver swift justice unto thee, Gallente scum.
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Spyn
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Posted - 2006.01.04 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: 689050 03
CALDARI > ALL
In chin size, you are indeed lords of all things.
All things chinny, of course.
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Jantje Smit
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:02:00 -
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Originally by: vecdran
Originally by: Jantje Smit
And if those cowardly jove freaks ever dare to show themselves we'll deal with them too.
Right. Kinda like how you dealt with them with an entire armada and they wiped the floor with you using what, a system patrol.
The evil jove didn't "wipe the floor" with the glorious amarr fleet, we simply conducted a tactical retreat after making our point.
And who are you to question the heroism of the emperor's forces? Jove sympathizers like you will be dealt with when the time comes. Your name has been forwarded to the proper authorities for further action, you can expect a visit soon.
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Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:08:00 -
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Has Caldari ego and pride sunk to such all time lows that they must publicly delude and ridicule themselves with arguments of a weakness that can only be matched by their ships?
Ugly? Rebellious? Surely, if anyone is ugly and rebellious it's the Caldari.
Naturally a public peeing contest could not go unnoticed without a few smug Amarr wannabe warlords claiming their own superiority, while everyone has the witt (even Caldari) to see that the Amarr superiority is still largely overshadowed and belittled by the Jove. Not to mention they 'tactically' opted to make peace with Gallente rather then being pwned. You guys sure are high and mighty for a people that has basically been beaten down by everyone in the EVE universe. Amarr couldn't even succeed to keep a bunch of stripped down primitive people in chains under their reign, let alone anyone who actually has a gun |
Kastiotic
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: Tasuric Orka
Caldari, with the power of chin!
Get it? big chin? Cormorant? the ChinMobile?
Meh..
Caldari > y00.
Tasurics chin pwns me.
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Halunoto Vankaalen
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:20:00 -
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Gallente = The Federation Navy has seen better days, since the end of the war with the Caldari and the thawing in relations with the Amarrians the budget for the Navy has been slashed severely. It still relies on its drone armada to defeat opponents, but ship wise the Federal Navy is lacking.
Caldari = The Caldari Navy is smaller in personnel and total ships than both the Federation Navy and the Amarr Navy, yet they have more battleships than any other fleet and the average age of the Caldari ships is considerably less. This is because the Caldari are constantly replacing their oldest ships with newer ones, with better hi-tech equipment. The strategic doctrine of the Caldari Navy is simple: to be able to defeat any other navy in the world. Most experts believe it is.
The result? Caldari > All
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Grigori Sokolov
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:21:00 -
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Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Jove - Mutant freaks should be destroyed on contact!
Great, next time the Jovians come up with something as revolutionary as the Capsule, they'll sell it to someone else.
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:27:00 -
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Caldari == High Elves
Gallente == Haflings/Hobbits
Amarr == Dwarves
Minmatar == Orcs
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:30:00 -
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Originally by: Jantje Smit
The evil jove didn't "wipe the floor" with the glorious amarr fleet, we simply conducted a tactical retreat after making our point.
How exactly did your dead soldiers and destroyed ships retreat?
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Caldari == High Elves
Gallente == Haflings/Hobbits
Amarr == Dwarves
Minmatar == Orcs
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! |
Kharakan
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Posted - 2006.01.04 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: vecdran
Originally by: Jantje Smit
And if those cowardly jove freaks ever dare to show themselves we'll deal with them too.
Right. Kinda like how you dealt with them with an entire armada and they wiped the floor with you using what, a system patrol.
*koffsplutterchokeJOVEMOTHERSHIP=HAXwheezegasp*
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Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.04 22:23:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Caldari == High Elves
Gallente == Haflings/Hobbits
Amarr == Dwarves
Minmatar == Orcs
thats just silly! its actually
Caldari == 1/2 Dragons
Gallente == High Elves
Amarr == Humans
Minmatar == Orcs
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MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa!
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.04 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Oventoasted
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Caldari == High Elves
Gallente == Haflings/Hobbits
Amarr == Dwarves
Minmatar == Orcs
thats just silly! its actually
Caldari == 1/2 Dragons
Gallente == High Elves
Amarr == Humans
Minmatar == Orcs
Dragonlance?
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Chronus26
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Posted - 2006.01.04 22:29:00 -
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The reason you never see the Jove is because that tomB is scared of me. Yes thats right, me. muhahahaha.
Amarr = cliche supervilans, lets take over the universe with our giant-spacelasers... sound familiar?
minmatar = We cant figure out how the other races make there BS fly so we'll just tape some sails onto some scaffolding and throw pointy rocks at them.
Caldari = I'll sell you the universe for 28million-Billion ISK, and you get this free toy hamster with every happy meal.
Gallente = we pwn j00 all on looks alone, free the slaves, peace on earth and generally be happy.
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.01.04 22:40:00 -
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Well tbh, the Caldari do tend to shall we say... over compensate for umm... certain things. Why must you have the biggest navy, why must you always think you have the most power? Is it because deep... down, you are inadequate?
Caldari women could only gasp in disbelief at the sort of things us minmatar get up to in mating ceremonies. We had enough energy to defeat the Amarr Empire with nothing but our fists... where do ya think that energy goes now eh? EH? *giggity giggity*
Long story short, the caldari and amaar are inwardly inferior and try to make up for it with a show of falsified manliness. We Minmatar are the true power in the universe, and the Gallente just look pretty. Just ask the women, once you go Brutor you never settle for anything else
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.04 22:44:00 -
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Originally by: Galaxion
Long story short, the caldari and amaar are inwardly inferior and try to make up for it with a show of falsified manliness. We Minmatar are the true power in the universe, and the Gallente just look pretty. Just ask the women, once you go Brutor you never settle for anything else
I think Caldari men/women are like Caldari ships, they have huge amount of capacitors before burning out, which makes us rather special.
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Mjnari
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Posted - 2006.01.04 22:49:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Galaxion
Long story short, the caldari and amaar are inwardly inferior and try to make up for it with a show of falsified manliness. We Minmatar are the true power in the universe, and the Gallente just look pretty. Just ask the women, once you go Brutor you never settle for anything else
I think Caldari men/women are like Caldari ships, they have huge amount of capacitors before burning out, which makes us rather special.
I would tend to characterize the Caldari people more along the lines of "a resistance wrapped in a resistance."
Fly Minmatar: Once you ditch those shields and that armor and go naked structure-on-space, you don't go back.
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.04 23:02:00 -
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Originally by: Mjnari
I would tend to characterize the Caldari people more along the lines of "a resistance wrapped in a resistance."
Fly Minmatar: Once you ditch those shields and that armor and go naked structure-on-space, you don't go back.
This is why Minmatar are Orcs.
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Mjnari
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Posted - 2006.01.04 23:13:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Mjnari
I would tend to characterize the Caldari people more along the lines of "a resistance wrapped in a resistance."
Fly Minmatar: Once you ditch those shields and that armor and go naked structure-on-space, you don't go back.
This is why Minmatar are Orcs.
Orc have big teeth; ergo, you must be thinking of the Amarr.
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.04 23:16:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Mjnari
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
This is why Minmatar are Orcs.
Orc have big teeth; ergo, you must be thinking of the Amarr.
Nah, Minmatar are like Orcs coz they have thorns, spikes everywhere. Like filty, dirty Orcses they are.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.04 23:17:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Galaxion
Well tbh, the Caldari do tend to shall we say... over compensate for umm... certain things. Why must you have the biggest navy
We actually have the smallest navy. And you're the people who feel the need to equip yourselves with 1400mm artillery. Who's compensating now?
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! |
Dark Revenant
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Posted - 2006.01.04 23:19:00 -
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caldari 4tw
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Kindakrof
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Posted - 2006.01.04 23:58:00 -
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Here's how it goes. Caldari > Minmatar-Amarr > Eggnog > Gallente
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
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Mjnari
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:05:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Mjnari
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
This is why Minmatar are Orcs.
Orc have big teeth; ergo, you must be thinking of the Amarr.
Nah, Minmatar are like Orcs coz they have thorns, spikes everywhere. Like filty, dirty Orcses they are.
We're being accused of having thorns et al. "everywhere" by the designers of the Ferox? :p
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: Galaxion
Well tbh, the Caldari do tend to shall we say... over compensate for umm... certain things. Why must you have the biggest navy
We actually have the smallest navy. And you're the people who feel the need to equip yourselves with 1400mm artillery. Who's compensating now?
You forgot the Ragnarok and the Naglfar. *surveys their design and just feels more manly somehow*
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Macgank
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:11:00 -
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As way over 50% (and rising) of all Pod Pilots are Caldari...come Kali...Caldari>the rest
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:12:00 -
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Originally by: Mjnari
You forgot the Ragnarok and the Naglfar. *surveys their design and just feels more manly somehow*
Yes, what could be more manly the the act of waving a pointy stick about!
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K'Nar
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:17:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Caldari == High Elves
Gallente == Haflings/Hobbits
Amarr == Dwarves
Minmatar == Orcs
Hmmm,at the end of LOTR series, iirc, all bowed down before the Hobbits/Gallente
...and the quote "No my friends (Hobbits/Gallente), you bow to noone" comes to mind
Gallente FTW
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:34:00 -
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Edited by: Avon on 05/01/2006 00:34:09
Chuck Norris > Caldari > *
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The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur |
My grandfather
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:40:00 -
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Originally by: Avon
Edited by: Avon on 05/01/2006 00:34:09
Chuck Norris > Amarr > *
yup, so very true. So logical it doesn't even need to be mentioned.
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:49:00 -
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Come to think about it, non-Caldarians may say what they like but deep down, they know they all belong to us, nobody but only the Caldarians.
Long live the fighters, long live the Caldarians.
Caldari nullus letalis.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.05 02:03:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Mjnari
You forgot the Ragnarok and the Naglfar.
I always used to think the Thorax was a sign that the Gallente were trying to compensate...but the Nalfar? I mean hell, it's even sticking straight up into the air
Originally by: Avon
Chuck Norris > Caldari > *
Well OBVIOUSLY!
Chuck Norris went back in time to save the Gallente city of Hueromont. He caught the burning piece of Admiral Tovil-Toba's ship in his beard. The entire city then exploded from sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris once destroyed a Jovian titan with a single roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris asked for Starsi from Quafe, and got it.
To prove that the Jovian Disease is not a big deal, he genetically engineered himself until he got it. He then rid himself of the disease by flexing for thirty minutes.
Chuck Norris does not train skillpacks. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.05 02:14:00 -
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Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 05/01/2006 02:16:23
Figured you might like some more fun facts.
The things you hear about the Thorax cruiser are true...it's made from a life-sized casting of Chuck Norris's genitalia. Yes, that's right, Chuck Norris's genitalia has weapons turret and missile launcher hardpoints.
When you PVP against a normal person, your HP readout turns red from the right side to the left, first in shields, then armor, then structure.
When you PVP against Chuck Norris, the very last bar on the left side of the structure readout turns red, and your ship explodes.
He only needs to think about targeting you in order to do this.
Even in a ship that cannot target you, such as a capsule or a shuttle.
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.01.05 02:59:00 -
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Originally by: Tasuric Orka
Caldari, with the power of chin!
Get it? big chin? Cormorant? the ChinMobile?
Meh..
Caldari > y00.
/me clears his throat, unfortunately, the BRUTIX is the chinmobile
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.01.05 03:04:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 05/01/2006 02:16:23
Figured you might like some more fun facts.
The things you hear about the Thorax cruiser are true...it's made from a life-sized casting of Chuck Norris's genitalia. Yes, that's right, Chuck Norris's genitalia has weapons turret and missile launcher hardpoints.
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WTB: Thorax with missile hardpoints
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Apalonius Christ
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Posted - 2006.01.05 05:03:00 -
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Superior crybabies
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Nyphur
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Posted - 2006.01.05 05:14:00 -
[70]
Edited by: Nyphur on 05/01/2006 05:14:58
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Gallente - Ugly Ugly people & Rebel scum.
I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. We're interfering, pompous, overbearing knowitalls but we are the prettiest race there is.
<---- Just look at that guy. That sharp, handsome, guy.
Originally by: Samirol
WTB: Thorax with missile hardpoints
The faction one has a missile hardpoint. The gallente-minmatar one. I forget what you call it...
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Mimiru
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Posted - 2006.01.05 05:55:00 -
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uhm. Im Hawt. Your not. I win.
I want mim and I want it now |
Nisaka Sivos
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Posted - 2006.01.05 07:21:00 -
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Originally by: Mimiru
uhm. Im Hawt. Your not. I win.
I'm the hottest human in the universe. I win.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.05 07:22:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Samirol
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
The things you hear about the Thorax cruiser are true...it's made from a life-sized casting of Chuck Norris's genitalia. Yes, that's right, Chuck Norris's genitalia has weapons turret and missile launcher hardpoints.
WTB: Thorax with missile hardpoints
Chuck Norris's genitalia has missile hardpoints. However, that was too badass for the spaceship, so they had to remove them.
Originally by: Nyphur
Originally by: Samirol
WTB: Thorax with missile hardpoints
The faction one has a missile hardpoint. The gallente-minmatar one. I forget what you call it...
Vigilant, I believe.
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
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Sheriff Jones
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:08:00 -
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Concord is the mightiest power in this universe. Deal with it
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Judas Marr
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:14:00 -
[75]
Agreed.
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Matthew Johnson
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:23:00 -
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Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Gallente - Ugly Ugly people & Rebel scum.
Huh? Who made a rebellion here?
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:28:00 -
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Originally by: CaptainSeafort
firstleh, gallente are generally regarded as the most graceful and beautiful, so nyaah ;)
Yes, but nobody gives a damn if the Gallente find themselves beautiful, your corpse freezes the same as any other.
Please, no political remarks. - Laqum
Being a forum mod should require knowing what poltical satire is before nerfing sigs. |
Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:32:00 -
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Originally by: K'Nar
Hmmm,at the end of LOTR series, iirc, all bowed down before the Hobbits/Gallente
...and the quote "No my friends (Hobbits/Gallente), you bow to noone" comes to mind
Gallente FTW
Bad idea to quote the movies(I don't recall that line being in the book(if it was I know the only people who weren't ment that might've bowed were others of the fellowship)), but you probably think elves were actually at Helm's Deep too.
Also, what race was the only person to die and come back(Glofindel)? Elf. Race of the person who defeated Morgoth at uh... Angband? Elf.
Elf > Hobbit, even if Legolas was played by a ****ty actor.
Please, no political remarks. - Laqum
Being a forum mod should require knowing what poltical satire is before nerfing sigs. |
Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:34:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Even in a ship that cannot target you, such as a capsule or a shuttle.
I could've swore Shuttles were targetting me at the Caldari Prime memorial...
Please, no political remarks. - Laqum
Being a forum mod should require knowing what poltical satire is before nerfing sigs. |
J Valkor
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:49:00 -
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Caldari are obviously superior.
Our close nit, competitive, and capitalistic culture yeilds the best pod pilots. The despotic Ammar, spoiled Gallente, and pre-pubescent Minmatar don't have the values to ever field as strong of a pod navy. The Caldari work ethic is "Work is long, life is short."
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Arron S
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Posted - 2006.01.05 09:07:00 -
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Hmm.... Galente Women are prity hot and wear see threw close and some times no tops... hehe... but at the same Caldari women are prity hot.. so I will go on my knees for them, ahahaa
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Calistoph
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Posted - 2006.01.05 09:30:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Arron S
Hmm.... Galente Women are prity hot and wear see threw close and some times no tops... hehe... but at the same Caldari women are prity hot.. so I will go on my knees for them, ahahaa
You're sabotaging our arguement, you really are...
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Sheriff Jones
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Posted - 2006.01.05 09:52:00 -
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Well gallente girls are hip.
I really dig those clothes they wear.
And the Amarr girls with the way they talk,
They preach me up when IÆm down there.
The caldari minerÆs daughters really make you feel alright.
And the minmatar girls, with the way they kill,
They keep your poddy all warm at night. But...
I wish they all could be those Jovian.
I wish they all could be those Jovian.
I wish they all could be those Jovian giiiirls!
"The jove space can't be reached this time."
It's still locked? Well i'll be damned.
It's like trying to reach a farway island.
But if i could i would be banned.
I been all around this vast EVE world
And I seen all kinds of girls,
Yeah, but I just can't wait to get into the Jove space.
And to the cutest girls in the world!
I wish they all could be those Jovian.
I wish they all could be those Jovian.
I wish they all could be those Jovian giiiiirls.
I wish they all could be those Jovian.
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be those Jovian.
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Those Jovian.
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be those Jovian,
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
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Gariuys
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Posted - 2006.01.05 09:54:00 -
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There is only one master race, and it has a single member..... ME! Bow to your god.
Amarr: High morals, they're just twisted, no questions about their intelligence, they don't have any.
Minmatar: That smell is your own fear, not them. Yes Paper and Duck tape, and it will still feck over anything Caldari throws at it.... guess who's the big sucker.
Gallente: Horny bastars.... ( I'm intaki FYI )
Caldari: No morals, no brains, and their missiles can't even blow up a single light drone, let alone anything bigger. And the only kneeling that will be done, is you s.....g my ....
Jove: They're cool, but I'm beter.
~{When evil and strange get together anything is possible}~
A tool is only useless when you don't know how to use it. - ActiveX
The grass is always greener on the other side. - JoCool |
Zaakary
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Posted - 2006.01.05 12:23:00 -
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Edited by: Zaakary on 05/01/2006 12:23:18
No no, you are all equals..throu the eyes of the Minmatar superior soul and spirit.
And it's not duck or duct tape, it's macgiver tape, don't you watch them old holoreel?
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.01.05 12:53:00 -
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MacGiver is awsome, he once built a cutting torch out of a wheelchair, and a jetpack out of a waterhose...
I wish there was a skill for MacGivering that allows you to use 3 pieces of tritanium and some long limb roes to make a nuke...
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K'Nar
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Posted - 2006.01.05 13:03:00 -
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Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Bad idea to quote the movies(I don't recall that line being in the book(if it was I know the only people who weren't ment that might've bowed were others of the fellowship)), but you probably think elves were actually at Helm's Deep too.
Heh, true, the Elves/Caldari didn't survive the 2nd battle in the series, they got rocked by the Orcs/Minimatar
The only Elf/Caldari that made mention in the final battle, Legolas (the famous one) bowed down to the Mighty Hobbit/Gallente in the end Oh, and come to think of it, the King of all Elves/Caldari was there and bowed his lowly head as well
Gallente still FTW
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Time Killer
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Posted - 2006.01.05 13:42:00 -
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Elf? Caldari? But... but... the nancyboy pretty limp-wristed fops are the GALLENTE |
Zag Nuu
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Posted - 2006.01.05 14:00:00 -
[89]
Well...
Amarr... they had to enslave other race to actually dominate something. Can't say i'm proud of them...
Gallente, well.. we people Caldarean are from gallente so I won't argue that they are cool at a point but bah.. When it comes to might, they rely on drones and that's silly :P (even if it's strong i'm sure :D)
Minmatar, cool race but god... it's not because you can make 3 odd looking piece of metal float that you can call it a ship.. some designs are cool but geezz lol.
Caldari, The merlin says it all.. it's beautifull, it flies, it's strong. Ok when you look at the Moa (the exterior), you know we had our share of bad design but anyway.. Caldari is the most organised faction of all and in the long run, we will dominate :D
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Nyphur
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Posted - 2006.01.05 14:10:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: Nyphur
Originally by: Samirol
WTB: Thorax with missile hardpoints
The faction one has a missile hardpoint. The gallente-minmatar one. I forget what you call it...
Vigilant, I believe.
That's the one.
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nails
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Posted - 2006.01.05 14:11:00 -
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I agree that Caldari rule, however Gallente females are not ugly. Actually very sexy, and make me want to get naked.
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d'hofren
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Posted - 2006.01.05 14:15:00 -
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The tech 1 minmatar ships use duct tape. Tech II ships use gaffa tape. This is how we get the great em and therm resists. Any gigging musician can tell you that it takes more than a humble laser to cut through gaffa.
There are rumours that tech III will involve blutac.
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Ra'ven Spire
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Posted - 2006.01.05 14:32:00 -
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Edited by: Ra''ven Spire on 05/01/2006 14:32:39
Caldari are just corperate drones, they dont think for themselves and they are conformists.
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Jack Tau
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Posted - 2006.01.05 21:33:00 -
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Edited by: Jack Tau on 05/01/2006 21:33:17
It's true you know...
Caldari
Enkidu Production Manager
If you dont understand this sig, you need to get out less ;) |
Alex Christensen
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Posted - 2006.01.05 21:36:00 -
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Hehehehe Captin.. you're a funny dude..
Btw.. didn't throw the Caldari of their own planet??  And some say the Raven is the best ship out there.. But.. 5 heavy drones and some decent blasters you're all pawn'ed and for the record.. We have the hottest girls in the universe!
Gallente life-style 4tw - Le..who..se..hers.. arh Minmatars are cool like thier aviator glasses and Gaffatape 4tw!!
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Itzena
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Posted - 2006.01.05 22:46:00 -
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Originally by: Oventoasted
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Caldari == High Elves
Gallente == Haflings/Hobbits
Amarr == Dwarves
Minmatar == Orcs
thats just silly! its actually
Caldari == 1/2 Dragons
Gallente == High Elves
Amarr == Humans
Minmatar == Orcs
Nah, it's:
Caldari = Earth Alliance
Amarr = Centauri
Minmatar = Narn
Gallente = Minbari
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I want my people to reclaim their rightful place in the galaxy... I want a rebirth of glory, a renaissance of power...
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.01.05 23:04:00 -
[97]
Originally by: Nyphur
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: Nyphur
Originally by: Samirol
WTB: Thorax with missile hardpoints
The faction one has a missile hardpoint. The gallente-minmatar one. I forget what you call it...
Vigilant, I believe.
That's the one.
umm...Gallente have Arnold Schwarzenegger and his big guns of doom!
We have Gary Coleman too
Chuck Norris
Gary Coleman and Arnold vs Chuck
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.05 23:17:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Noriath
I wish there was a skill for MacGivering that allows you to use 3 pieces of tritanium and some long limb roes to make a nuke...
If I can find enough room (character limits 4TL) I'm putting that in my "favorite quotes" list in my bio.
Originally by: Time Killer
Elf? Caldari? But... but... the nancyboy pretty limp-wristed fops are the GALLENTE
Err...did you steal a Gallente woman's hair?
Originally by: Zag Nuu
Well...
Amarr... they had to enslave other race to actually dominate something. Can't say i'm proud of them...
Gallente, well.. we people Caldarean are from gallente so I won't argue that they are cool at a point but bah.. When it comes to might, they rely on drones and that's silly :P (even if it's strong i'm sure :D)
Minmatar, cool race but god... it's not because you can make 3 odd looking piece of metal float that you can call it a ship.. some designs are cool but geezz lol.
Caldari, The merlin says it all.. it's beautifull, it flies, it's strong. Ok when you look at the Moa (the exterior), you know we had our share of bad design but anyway.. Caldari is the most organised faction of all and in the long run, we will dominate :D
I think you posted with your alt.
Originally by: Jack Tau
Edited by: Jack Tau on 05/01/2006 21:33:17
It's true you know...
Caldari
Originally by: Alex Christensen
We have the hottest girls in the universe!
Civire females > Gallente females
It's a simple scientific fact.
Originally by: Samirol
Chuck Norris
Gary Coleman and Arnold vs Chuck
Do you realize Chuck Norris may choose to kill you for that?
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Kim Chee
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Posted - 2006.01.05 23:54:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Itzena
Nah, it's:
Caldari = Earth Alliance
Amarr = Centauri
Minmatar = Narn
Gallente = Minbari
We have the Psi Corps? The rest of you are Soooo dead.
Yeah, we knew you were going to reply with that.
Vila Restal: I'm entitled to my opinion.
Kerr Avon: It is your assumption that we are entitled to it as well that is irritating.
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Alex Christensen
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Posted - 2006.01.06 15:19:00 -
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Originally by: Alex Christensen
We have the hottest girls in the universe!
Civire females > Gallente females
It's a simple scientific fact.
Done your science wrong. You have anyway 425 II armed with antimatter will prove me right in any argument
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