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K'Nar
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:17:00 -
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 Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Caldari == High Elves
Gallente == Haflings/Hobbits
Amarr == Dwarves
Minmatar == Orcs
Hmmm,at the end of LOTR series, iirc, all bowed down before the Hobbits/Gallente 
...and the quote "No my friends (Hobbits/Gallente), you bow to noone" comes to mind 
Gallente FTW 
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Avon
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:34:00 -
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Edited by: Avon on 05/01/2006 00:34:09
Chuck Norris > Caldari > *
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The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur |
My grandfather
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:40:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Avon
Edited by: Avon on 05/01/2006 00:34:09
Chuck Norris > Amarr > *
yup, so very true. So logical it doesn't even need to be mentioned.
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.01.05 00:49:00 -
[64]
Come to think about it, non-Caldarians may say what they like but deep down, they know they all belong to us, nobody but only the Caldarians.
Long live the fighters, long live the Caldarians.
Caldari nullus letalis.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.05 02:03:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Mjnari
You forgot the Ragnarok and the Naglfar.
I always used to think the Thorax was a sign that the Gallente were trying to compensate...but the Nalfar? I mean hell, it's even sticking straight up into the air 
Originally by: Avon
Chuck Norris > Caldari > *
Well OBVIOUSLY!
Chuck Norris went back in time to save the Gallente city of Hueromont. He caught the burning piece of Admiral Tovil-Toba's ship in his beard. The entire city then exploded from sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris once destroyed a Jovian titan with a single roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris asked for Starsi from Quafe, and got it.
To prove that the Jovian Disease is not a big deal, he genetically engineered himself until he got it. He then rid himself of the disease by flexing for thirty minutes.
Chuck Norris does not train skillpacks. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! |
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.05 02:14:00 -
[66]
Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 05/01/2006 02:16:23
Figured you might like some more fun facts.
The things you hear about the Thorax cruiser are true...it's made from a life-sized casting of Chuck Norris's genitalia. Yes, that's right, Chuck Norris's genitalia has weapons turret and missile launcher hardpoints.
When you PVP against a normal person, your HP readout turns red from the right side to the left, first in shields, then armor, then structure.
When you PVP against Chuck Norris, the very last bar on the left side of the structure readout turns red, and your ship explodes.
He only needs to think about targeting you in order to do this.
Even in a ship that cannot target you, such as a capsule or a shuttle.
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! |
Samirol
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Posted - 2006.01.05 02:59:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Tasuric Orka
Caldari, with the power of chin!
Get it? big chin? Cormorant? the ChinMobile?
Meh..
Caldari > y00.
/me clears his throat, unfortunately, the BRUTIX is the chinmobile
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.01.05 03:04:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 05/01/2006 02:16:23
Figured you might like some more fun facts.
The things you hear about the Thorax cruiser are true...it's made from a life-sized casting of Chuck Norris's genitalia. Yes, that's right, Chuck Norris's genitalia has weapons turret and missile launcher hardpoints.
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WTB: Thorax with missile hardpoints
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Apalonius Christ
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Posted - 2006.01.05 05:03:00 -
[69]
Superior crybabies
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Nyphur
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Posted - 2006.01.05 05:14:00 -
[70]
Edited by: Nyphur on 05/01/2006 05:14:58
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Gallente - Ugly Ugly people & Rebel scum.
I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. We're interfering, pompous, overbearing knowitalls but we are the prettiest race there is.
<---- Just look at that guy. That sharp, handsome, guy.
Originally by: Samirol
WTB: Thorax with missile hardpoints
The faction one has a missile hardpoint. The gallente-minmatar one. I forget what you call it...
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Mimiru
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Posted - 2006.01.05 05:55:00 -
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uhm. Im Hawt. Your not. I win.
I want mim and I want it now |
Nisaka Sivos
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Posted - 2006.01.05 07:21:00 -
[72]
Originally by: Mimiru
uhm. Im Hawt. Your not. I win.
I'm the hottest human in the universe. I win.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.05 07:22:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Samirol
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
The things you hear about the Thorax cruiser are true...it's made from a life-sized casting of Chuck Norris's genitalia. Yes, that's right, Chuck Norris's genitalia has weapons turret and missile launcher hardpoints.
WTB: Thorax with missile hardpoints
Chuck Norris's genitalia has missile hardpoints. However, that was too badass for the spaceship, so they had to remove them.
Originally by: Nyphur
Originally by: Samirol
WTB: Thorax with missile hardpoints
The faction one has a missile hardpoint. The gallente-minmatar one. I forget what you call it...
Vigilant, I believe.
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[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! |
Sheriff Jones
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:08:00 -
[74]
Concord is the mightiest power in this universe. Deal with it
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Judas Marr
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:14:00 -
[75]
Agreed.
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Matthew Johnson
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:23:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Captin ShadowHawk
Gallente - Ugly Ugly people & Rebel scum.
Huh? Who made a rebellion here?
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:28:00 -
[77]
Originally by: CaptainSeafort
firstleh, gallente are generally regarded as the most graceful and beautiful, so nyaah ;)
Yes, but nobody gives a damn if the Gallente find themselves beautiful, your corpse freezes the same as any other.
Please, no political remarks. - Laqum
Being a forum mod should require knowing what poltical satire is before nerfing sigs. |
Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:32:00 -
[78]
Originally by: K'Nar
Hmmm,at the end of LOTR series, iirc, all bowed down before the Hobbits/Gallente
...and the quote "No my friends (Hobbits/Gallente), you bow to noone" comes to mind
Gallente FTW
Bad idea to quote the movies(I don't recall that line being in the book(if it was I know the only people who weren't ment that might've bowed were others of the fellowship)), but you probably think elves were actually at Helm's Deep too.
Also, what race was the only person to die and come back(Glofindel)? Elf. Race of the person who defeated Morgoth at uh... Angband? Elf.
Elf > Hobbit, even if Legolas was played by a ****ty actor.
Please, no political remarks. - Laqum
Being a forum mod should require knowing what poltical satire is before nerfing sigs. |
Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:34:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Even in a ship that cannot target you, such as a capsule or a shuttle.
I could've swore Shuttles were targetting me at the Caldari Prime memorial...
Please, no political remarks. - Laqum
Being a forum mod should require knowing what poltical satire is before nerfing sigs. |
J Valkor
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Posted - 2006.01.05 08:49:00 -
[80]
Caldari are obviously superior.
Our close nit, competitive, and capitalistic culture yeilds the best pod pilots. The despotic Ammar, spoiled Gallente, and pre-pubescent Minmatar don't have the values to ever field as strong of a pod navy. The Caldari work ethic is "Work is long, life is short."
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Arron S
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Posted - 2006.01.05 09:07:00 -
[81]
Hmm.... Galente Women are prity hot and wear see threw close and some times no tops... hehe... but at the same Caldari women are prity hot.. so I will go on my knees for them, ahahaa
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Calistoph
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Posted - 2006.01.05 09:30:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Arron S
Hmm.... Galente Women are prity hot and wear see threw close and some times no tops... hehe... but at the same Caldari women are prity hot.. so I will go on my knees for them, ahahaa
You're sabotaging our arguement, you really are...
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Sheriff Jones
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Posted - 2006.01.05 09:52:00 -
[83]
Well gallente girls are hip.
I really dig those clothes they wear.
And the Amarr girls with the way they talk,
They preach me up when IÆm down there.
The caldari minerÆs daughters really make you feel alright.
And the minmatar girls, with the way they kill,
They keep your poddy all warm at night. But...
I wish they all could be those Jovian.
I wish they all could be those Jovian.
I wish they all could be those Jovian giiiirls!
"The jove space can't be reached this time."
It's still locked? Well i'll be damned.
It's like trying to reach a farway island.
But if i could i would be banned.
I been all around this vast EVE world
And I seen all kinds of girls,
Yeah, but I just can't wait to get into the Jove space.
And to the cutest girls in the world!
I wish they all could be those Jovian.
I wish they all could be those Jovian.
I wish they all could be those Jovian giiiiirls.
I wish they all could be those Jovian.
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be those Jovian.
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Those Jovian.
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be those Jovian,
(girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
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Gariuys
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Posted - 2006.01.05 09:54:00 -
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There is only one master race, and it has a single member..... ME! Bow to your god.
Amarr: High morals, they're just twisted, no questions about their intelligence, they don't have any.
Minmatar: That smell is your own fear, not them. Yes Paper and Duck tape, and it will still feck over anything Caldari throws at it.... guess who's the big sucker.
Gallente: Horny bastars.... ( I'm intaki FYI )
Caldari: No morals, no brains, and their missiles can't even blow up a single light drone, let alone anything bigger. And the only kneeling that will be done, is you s.....g my ....
Jove: They're cool, but I'm beter.
~{When evil and strange get together anything is possible}~
A tool is only useless when you don't know how to use it. - ActiveX
The grass is always greener on the other side. - JoCool |
Zaakary
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Posted - 2006.01.05 12:23:00 -
[85]
Edited by: Zaakary on 05/01/2006 12:23:18
No no, you are all equals..throu the eyes of the Minmatar superior soul and spirit.
And it's not duck or duct tape, it's macgiver tape, don't you watch them old holoreel?
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Noriath
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Posted - 2006.01.05 12:53:00 -
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MacGiver is awsome, he once built a cutting torch out of a wheelchair, and a jetpack out of a waterhose...
I wish there was a skill for MacGivering that allows you to use 3 pieces of tritanium and some long limb roes to make a nuke...
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K'Nar
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Posted - 2006.01.05 13:03:00 -
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Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Bad idea to quote the movies(I don't recall that line being in the book(if it was I know the only people who weren't ment that might've bowed were others of the fellowship)), but you probably think elves were actually at Helm's Deep too.
Heh, true, the Elves/Caldari didn't survive the 2nd battle in the series, they got rocked by the Orcs/Minimatar
The only Elf/Caldari that made mention in the final battle, Legolas (the famous one) bowed down to the Mighty Hobbit/Gallente in the end Oh, and come to think of it, the King of all Elves/Caldari was there and bowed his lowly head as well
Gallente still FTW
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Time Killer
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Posted - 2006.01.05 13:42:00 -
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Elf? Caldari? But... but... the nancyboy pretty limp-wristed fops are the GALLENTE |
Zag Nuu
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Posted - 2006.01.05 14:00:00 -
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Well...
Amarr... they had to enslave other race to actually dominate something. Can't say i'm proud of them...
Gallente, well.. we people Caldarean are from gallente so I won't argue that they are cool at a point but bah.. When it comes to might, they rely on drones and that's silly :P (even if it's strong i'm sure :D)
Minmatar, cool race but god... it's not because you can make 3 odd looking piece of metal float that you can call it a ship.. some designs are cool but geezz lol.
Caldari, The merlin says it all.. it's beautifull, it flies, it's strong. Ok when you look at the Moa (the exterior), you know we had our share of bad design but anyway.. Caldari is the most organised faction of all and in the long run, we will dominate :D
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Nyphur
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Posted - 2006.01.05 14:10:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: Nyphur
Originally by: Samirol
WTB: Thorax with missile hardpoints
The faction one has a missile hardpoint. The gallente-minmatar one. I forget what you call it...
Vigilant, I believe.
That's the one.
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