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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.09 10:40:00 -
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 Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Trevedian
Originally by: Teblin
Originally by: Justus Imperius
Make them moderate the forums :)
Oh god, no! That's too harsh, even for him!
I'd make them listen to Eris Discordia bark orders at them for an hour straight...
There's people out there that would pay good money for that...
go wash your hands
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Calistoph
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Posted - 2006.01.09 10:52:00 -
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Originally by: F'nog
Take him to Detroit.
"It was a dream of extrodinary magnitude..."
Personally, i'd leave them as play things for the slaver hounds. Or lock them in a cell with a burly Minmatar... and no lubricant.
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.01.09 10:53:00 -
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Do what they did in .hack after the Pluto's Kiss virus... make hacking carry the death penalty! 
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.09 12:01:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Rodj Blake
There's people out there that would pay good money for that...
I know I would.
If they're from the Federation, I might think about poisoning them with an overdose of hak'len. But then, I don't think that would be harsh enough.
Maybe sentence them to life as reusable moon mining probes? We shoot them into moons in a little capsule, and when they hit the ground they have to get out and take rock samples with a little pick and analyze them.
But my favorite idea is to send them to Souvicou and lock them in the Caduceus.
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Itan Kirdett
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Posted - 2006.01.09 12:20:00 -
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Lock them in a room in an asteroid. No lights, no gravity. Soundproof, preferably sound null and a constant temperature of 36.5 Centigrade. Leave them floating in freefall 1 m from either wall. Possibly with a spinal block. Thus, no external sensations at all. No movement. No sense of time. All they could do was think.
I'd say 24 hours of that and you would be stark raving mad.
Then turn on the lights, play music and laugh. And repeat it.
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Scalor Valentis
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Posted - 2006.01.09 12:33:00 -
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Chaining them up in Blue oister Basment
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Adonis 4174
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Posted - 2006.01.09 12:42:00 -
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If they're Gallente then feed them only protein delicacies during their incarceration.
How is that cruel? We're just making sure our prisoners are well fed.
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Nexus1972
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Posted - 2006.01.09 14:18:00 -
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Edited by: Nexus1972 on 09/01/2006 14:18:22
how about take all their isk, and leave them in a pod 100 jumps into 0.0
Oh make their clone station deep into 0.0 as well
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Turia
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Posted - 2006.01.09 14:46:00 -
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Oh, this is simple. First, provide a loving amount of small, deep, yet not deep enough to cause death from bleeding, cuts all over their body. Enter: The giant tub of salt. Dip. Watch. Rinse. Repeat. Once a week, on a different day each week. Thus, they don't get too used to it, nor do they know when it's coming to prepare for it mentally.
Then, after that gets boring after about three or four months, rub them down with some good old-fashioned Minmatar stink, and let the slaver hounds loose. 
After that, if they're still alive, comes the worst punishment. Either they memorize and are able to recite the entirety of Pax Amarria within one week, or they're thrown to space, left to fly a smoldering pile of dung that is your average Minmatar warship for all eternity.
(Not that it would be a task or anything to memorize our glorious Emperor's work, or anything, no, it's a priviledge, you see! *nods*)
Disclaimer: This has been an IC post from Turia, and should not be construed as a real-world threat to cause physical or emotional harm to said hackers either by cutting them up and dipping them in salt, or by associating them with the Minmatar. Which one would actually be worse, though? You decide!  |
Elissen
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Posted - 2006.01.09 14:51:00 -
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Edited by: Elissen on 09/01/2006 14:52:46
- Dump them into an anchored cargo container far far away in a 0.0 system nobody else ever visits.
- Load your Itty V full with marines, cattle or radioactive goods. In case of the marines, make sure they have enough energy and are angry. In case of the cattle, make sure they have had enough to eat. In case of radio active goods, make sure your bridge is protected by lead. Add the hackers to the cargo hold and go on a sightseeing tour.
- 24/7 stargate duty in Jita. Use slavers to make sure they keep working.
- Make them clean up every Minmatar station. Again use slavers as needed.
- Shove them into torpedo casings and launch them towards the sun
- Make them polish your dreadnought using a toothbrush
Edit: the disclaimer of the previous post also applies to this 
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My grandfather
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Posted - 2006.01.09 14:57:00 -
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-set their account to minus a zillion billion
-flag them for everyone, and put a 5 million bounty on their head. Just enough to let everyone go for the kill, and not to let the economy get derailed.
-give them one gold magnate to fly in, and no rookie ship. Then see how it hurts when it gets destroyed.
Originally by: Imaran
*cli.. .... nahhhh.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.09 14:58:00 -
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Originally by: Elissen
- Make them polish your dreadnought using a toothbrush
I'll demand that they polish my Harpy's hull, but I'll leave the shields running!
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.09 14:59:00 -
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Originally by: My grandfather
-give them one gold magnate to fly in, and no rookie ship. Then see how it hurts when it gets destroyed.
Errr...
Step 1: Kill a few NPC frigates with the Gold Magnate
Step 2: Buy a shuttle
Step 3: Sell the Gold Magnate
Step 4: Laugh at My grandfather for coming up with this idea
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FireFoxx80
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Posted - 2006.01.09 15:13:00 -
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Move them over to that nice empty bit of 0.0, unconnected to anything else, without any stations, NPCs, or roid belts?
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Lomong
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Posted - 2006.01.09 15:21:00 -
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I wouldn't use violence. I'd use psychotropic conditioning with the goal of ingraining a deep feeling of revulsion when encountering a keyboard.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.09 15:25:00 -
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Originally by: Lomong
I wouldn't use violence. I'd use psychotropic conditioning with the goal of ingraining a deep feeling of revulsion when encountering a keyboard.
A Clockwork Orange, anyone?
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Lord WarATron
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Posted - 2006.01.09 15:31:00 -
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The ideal thing is to lock em up on that damsel in distress mission.
Except call it D***head in distress :)
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Nolo Contendere
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Posted - 2006.01.09 15:46:00 -
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Sticl them into "EVE Petting Zoo" - in a .5 System. Where we can go there pay 1 ISK and pock them with sharp sticks for as long as we wish.
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Daric Lashan
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Posted - 2006.01.09 16:21:00 -
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Keel haul em round the aft end of a active plasma drive.
Failing that make them fly gallente ships for the rest of their miserable lives.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.01.09 16:23:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Daric Lashan
Failing that make them fly gallente ships for the rest of their miserable lives.
There must be an international law against that.
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Desirre Celestial
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Posted - 2006.01.09 16:55:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: Daric Lashan
Failing that make them fly gallente ships for the rest of their miserable lives.
There must be an international law against that.
Not in Gallente space. We do this all the time.
Incidentally, doesn't look so bad.  
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shivan
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Posted - 2006.01.09 17:09:00 -
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Originally by: Desirre Celestial
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: Daric Lashan
Failing that make them fly gallente ships for the rest of their miserable lives.
There must be an international law against that.
Not in Gallente space. We do this all the time.
Incidentally, doesn't look so bad.
I feel so so sorry for you
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NRCom
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Posted - 2006.01.09 19:16:00 -
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All this is sounds like way to much trouble... just shoot 'em in the head and kick 'em out the air lock, job done..... and it give you a reason to try out some of those 'Hi-tech small arms' littering the hangar bays.
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Avaleric
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Posted - 2006.01.09 19:26:00 -
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...we can't? Let me tell you this: If I meet one of them, I'll beat the living daylights out of him; that isn't a threat, but a promise...
Originally by: Archbishop
If you're like me you'd like to string up these hackers. Still we can't really publically threaten them with violence (although give me five minutes alone with them).
Anyway this is an RP thread. Imagine you've captured the hackers in Eve and you're going to punish them. In the realm of fantasy (only) what would you do to them?
Remember EVE punishments only. Which kind of opens the field.
Archbishop (one ANGRY Amarrian) 
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Kraimer
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Posted - 2006.01.09 20:15:00 -
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I'd put them through hard labour for resources. They would be tasked with acquiring everything needed to build a Titan while learning the skills to make it - and then as soon as it's made, sell it to the highest bidder, ISK going to the needy. And right back out there mining again.
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TauTut
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Posted - 2006.01.09 20:48:00 -
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Edited by: TauTut on 09/01/2006 20:49:51
1 - Force them to eat huge volumes of dry rice then pour boiling water down their necks.
2 - Take a length of rope .. tie one end round 'T3h sn33ky h4><0rs anckle' - tie the other to the rear bumper of a car. Take a fast drive round iceland and see how long you can leave a red trail for.
Oh! Was this supposed to be 'In Character' ??? My Bad!
-TT
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Corvus Dove
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Posted - 2006.01.09 20:54:00 -
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Stick em in *** robes and leave them in Harlem.
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Michael Bolton
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Posted - 2006.01.09 21:57:00 -
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Well, since this is the forums I would like to suggest a forum-based punishment.
Force them to respond to every post by the "23" within 30 seconds. I cant think of a more fitting and sisyphean punishment.
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Zaakary
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Posted - 2006.01.09 22:11:00 -
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I would hire the hacker. Pay him/her a Scorpion and send him/her in Amarr space on a most important mission.
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High Sierra
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Posted - 2006.01.09 22:30:00 -
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cover them in honey and throw them to the homo's.
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