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Archbishop	Posted - 2006.01.09 03:35:00 - [1] If you're like me you'd like to string up these hackers. Still we can't really publically threaten them with violence (although give me five minutes alone with them). Anyway this is an RP thread. Imagine you've captured the hackers in Eve and you're going to punish them. In the realm of fantasy (only) what would you do to them? Remember EVE punishments only. Which kind of opens the field. Archbishop (one ANGRY Amarrian) VISIT THE PIE HOMEPAGE & FORUMS PIE INFORMATION CENTER
Justus Imperius	Posted - 2006.01.09 03:36:00 - [2] Make them moderate the forums :)
Archbishop	Posted - 2006.01.09 03:37:00 - [3] Me first. I'd capture them and take them to a slave reeducation facility. But this wouldn't be an SPCS one this would be a cruel one. At "Camp Hostel " these haxors would learn the meaning of Amarrian justice and retribution. No God would save them there! Archbishop (the ANGRY Amarrian) VISIT THE PIE HOMEPAGE & FORUMS PIE INFORMATION CENTER
David Corbett	Posted - 2006.01.09 03:48:00 - [4] Edited by: David Corbett on 09/01/2006 03:48:06 I think I'd strap them to a covetor and force them to mine ice twelve hours per day. Any more than that would may or may not violate the Geneva conventions, but it'd be a crime against humanity anyway.
Justus Imperius	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:03:00 - [5] Oh, mining punishments -> just build him a lil shack on an enourmous veldspar. And make him mine it with a pick.
Prince Vlad	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:18:00 - [6] prison them in Jita for life
Salerator	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:30:00 - [7] Make them join VOTF, and stay in TS with Xirtam for the rest of their lives.
Kalinin	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:37:00 - [8] make them try and undock in Jita? They'd be stuck forever
Ti anna	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:50:00 - [9] Load them into a missile tube and aim them at a nice big Veld asteroid...
riprjak	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:54:00 - [10] Originally by: Archbishop If you're like me you'd like to string up these hackers. Still we can't really publically threaten them with violence (although give me five minutes alone with them). Anyway this is an RP thread. Imagine you've captured the hackers in Eve and you're going to punish them. In the realm of fantasy (only) what would you do to them? Remember EVE punishments only. Which kind of opens the field. Archbishop (one ANGRY Amarrian) Put them to work stoking the boilers on my mining barge (what ARE those chimneys for anyway??). And while you are at it, flag them for everyone and bar them from owning high skill point clones :)
Malken	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:56:00 - [11] Originally by: Salerator Make them join VOTF, and stay in TS with Xirtam for the rest of their lives. why reward them? Xirt is funny as hell on TS
Peter Armstrong	Posted - 2006.01.09 05:52:00 - [12] send them to the sun and burn!!! Dark Skyes Website Under Construct
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2006.01.09 05:55:00 - [13] Locked in a cage with me. ---------------- RecruitMe@NOINT!
Dario Wall	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:00:00 - [14] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Locked in a cage with me. It's too full already though...
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:01:00 - [15] Originally by: Dario Wall Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Locked in a cage with me. It's too full already though... O Rly? Why? me sees an empty cage and sings All by myself. ---------------- RecruitMe@NOINT!
Dario Wall	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:04:00 - [16] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Originally by: Dario Wall Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Locked in a cage with me. It's too full already though... O Rly? Why? me sees an empty cage and sings All by myself. Ahh so you got rid of those Minmatar that Thomus gave you for Christmas...
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:06:00 - [17] Originally by: Dario Wall Ahh so you got rid of those Minmatar that Thomus gave you for Christmas... He did? Sorry, that I couldnt remember I know that BlackHawk and HippoKing gave me pressies for X'Mas. ---------------- RecruitMe@NOINT!
F'nog	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:18:00 - [18] Take him to Detroit. Originally by: rowbin hod Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage.
Bishop 5	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:28:00 - [19] Tie them to the back of a Crow on a long chain and fly through 0.0 asteroid belts -------------
Rabbitgod	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:31:00 - [20] I would poke a 1cm hole in the bottom of their pod so the get sucked out into space in a very painful semi slow way. Here these will help
Teblin	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:59:00 - [21] Originally by: Justus Imperius Make them moderate the forums :) Oh god, no! That's too harsh, even for him! forum rules \| [email protected]
Trevedian	Posted - 2006.01.09 07:04:00 - [22] Originally by: Teblin Originally by: Justus Imperius Make them moderate the forums :) Oh god, no! That's too harsh, even for him! I'd make them listen to Eris Discordia bark orders at them for an hour straight... Sex0r > you're bounty turns me on.. you seem like the kind of amarrian to dominate me
Tonkin	Posted - 2006.01.09 07:17:00 - [23] capture them in eve nooooo. next eve fest i bring a bat, and if they bring there girlfriends make them their ex girlfriends
bumcheekcity	Posted - 2006.01.09 07:54:00 - [24] Originally by: Trevedian Originally by: Teblin Originally by: Justus Imperius Make them moderate the forums :) Oh god, no! That's too harsh, even for him! I'd make them listen to Eris Discordia bark orders at them for an hour straight... Endless reruns of 'my heart will go on', anybody? -- bumcheekcity
Jaketh Ivanes	Posted - 2006.01.09 08:01:00 - [25] I think I would make some experiments with 280 artilery cannons and them. Perhaps finally develop a usefullness for the obsolete projectile weapons the heathens use.
HippoKing	Posted - 2006.01.09 08:03:00 - [26] lock em in a 1/10 deadspace with Daniel Jackson
Sheriff Jones	Posted - 2006.01.09 08:56:00 - [27] Hang them, in game, and show the hanging in the bulletin boards for a week
Qingu	Posted - 2006.01.09 09:02:00 - [28] 2hrs in local with Fatballs ought to be punishment enough.
jason hill	Posted - 2006.01.09 09:47:00 - [29] Originally by: HippoKing lock em in a 1/10 deadspace with Daniel Jackson That ...would be a fate worse than death !!...methinks "THE HUMAN SHIELD"
Rodj Blake	Posted - 2006.01.09 09:54:00 - [30] Originally by: Trevedian Originally by: Teblin Originally by: Justus Imperius Make them moderate the forums :) Oh god, no! That's too harsh, even for him! I'd make them listen to Eris Discordia bark orders at them for an hour straight... There's people out there that would pay good money for that... Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori
HippoKing	Posted - 2006.01.09 10:40:00 - [31] Originally by: Rodj Blake Originally by: Trevedian Originally by: Teblin Originally by: Justus Imperius Make them moderate the forums :) Oh god, no! That's too harsh, even for him! I'd make them listen to Eris Discordia bark orders at them for an hour straight... There's people out there that would pay good money for that... go wash your hands
Calistoph	Posted - 2006.01.09 10:52:00 - [32] Originally by: F'nog Take him to Detroit. "It was a dream of extrodinary magnitude..." Personally, i'd leave them as play things for the slaver hounds. Or lock them in a cell with a burly Minmatar... and no lubricant.
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.01.09 10:53:00 - [33] Do what they did in .hack after the Pluto's Kiss virus... make hacking carry the death penalty! - Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video.
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.01.09 12:01:00 - [34] Originally by: Rodj Blake There's people out there that would pay good money for that... I know I would. If they're from the Federation, I might think about poisoning them with an overdose of hak'len. But then, I don't think that would be harsh enough. Maybe sentence them to life as reusable moon mining probes? We shoot them into moons in a little capsule, and when they hit the ground they have to get out and take rock samples with a little pick and analyze them. But my favorite idea is to send them to Souvicou and lock them in the Caduceus. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Itan Kirdett	Posted - 2006.01.09 12:20:00 - [35] Lock them in a room in an asteroid. No lights, no gravity. Soundproof, preferably sound null and a constant temperature of 36.5 Centigrade. Leave them floating in freefall 1 m from either wall. Possibly with a spinal block. Thus, no external sensations at all. No movement. No sense of time. All they could do was think. I'd say 24 hours of that and you would be stark raving mad. Then turn on the lights, play music and laugh. And repeat it. ____________________________________________ Never let your sense of morals keep you from doing what is right.
Scalor Valentis	Posted - 2006.01.09 12:33:00 - [36] Chaining them up in Blue oister Basment
Adonis 4174	Posted - 2006.01.09 12:42:00 - [37] If they're Gallente then feed them only protein delicacies during their incarceration. How is that cruel? We're just making sure our prisoners are well fed. ----- Caldari battle chef I was a geek before it was cool
Nexus1972	Posted - 2006.01.09 14:18:00 - [38] Edited by: Nexus1972 on 09/01/2006 14:18:22 how about take all their isk, and leave them in a pod 100 jumps into 0.0 Oh make their clone station deep into 0.0 as well
Turia	Posted - 2006.01.09 14:46:00 - [39] Oh, this is simple. First, provide a loving amount of small, deep, yet not deep enough to cause death from bleeding, cuts all over their body. Enter: The giant tub of salt. Dip. Watch. Rinse. Repeat. Once a week, on a different day each week. Thus, they don't get too used to it, nor do they know when it's coming to prepare for it mentally. Then, after that gets boring after about three or four months, rub them down with some good old-fashioned Minmatar stink, and let the slaver hounds loose. After that, if they're still alive, comes the worst punishment. Either they memorize and are able to recite the entirety of Pax Amarria within one week, or they're thrown to space, left to fly a smoldering pile of dung that is your average Minmatar warship for all eternity. (Not that it would be a task or anything to memorize our glorious Emperor's work, or anything, no, it's a priviledge, you see! nods) Disclaimer: This has been an IC post from Turia, and should not be construed as a real-world threat to cause physical or emotional harm to said hackers either by cutting them up and dipping them in salt, or by associating them with the Minmatar. Which one would actually be worse, though? You decide!
Elissen	Posted - 2006.01.09 14:51:00 - [40] Edited by: Elissen on 09/01/2006 14:52:46 - Dump them into an anchored cargo container far far away in a 0.0 system nobody else ever visits. - Load your Itty V full with marines, cattle or radioactive goods. In case of the marines, make sure they have enough energy and are angry. In case of the cattle, make sure they have had enough to eat. In case of radio active goods, make sure your bridge is protected by lead. Add the hackers to the cargo hold and go on a sightseeing tour. - 24/7 stargate duty in Jita. Use slavers to make sure they keep working. - Make them clean up every Minmatar station. Again use slavers as needed. - Shove them into torpedo casings and launch them towards the sun - Make them polish your dreadnought using a toothbrush Edit: the disclaimer of the previous post also applies to this ---- ICSC Red Moon Rising edition: Jumpplanner tool - Routeplanner for all jumpcapable ships!
My grandfather	Posted - 2006.01.09 14:57:00 - [41] -set their account to minus a zillion billion -flag them for everyone, and put a 5 million bounty on their head. Just enough to let everyone go for the kill, and not to let the economy get derailed. -give them one gold magnate to fly in, and no rookie ship. Then see how it hurts when it gets destroyed. Originally by: Imaran *cli.. .... nahhhh.
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.01.09 14:58:00 - [42] Originally by: Elissen - Make them polish your dreadnought using a toothbrush I'll demand that they polish my Harpy's hull, but I'll leave the shields running! -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.01.09 14:59:00 - [43] Originally by: My grandfather -give them one gold magnate to fly in, and no rookie ship. Then see how it hurts when it gets destroyed. Errr... Step 1: Kill a few NPC frigates with the Gold Magnate Step 2: Buy a shuttle Step 3: Sell the Gold Magnate Step 4: Laugh at My grandfather for coming up with this idea -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
FireFoxx80	Posted - 2006.01.09 15:13:00 - [44] Move them over to that nice empty bit of 0.0, unconnected to anything else, without any stations, NPCs, or roid belts? 23? # Missile Tool # ex: P-TMC : USAC
Lomong	Posted - 2006.01.09 15:21:00 - [45] I wouldn't use violence. I'd use psychotropic conditioning with the goal of ingraining a deep feeling of revulsion when encountering a keyboard.
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.01.09 15:25:00 - [46] Originally by: Lomong I wouldn't use violence. I'd use psychotropic conditioning with the goal of ingraining a deep feeling of revulsion when encountering a keyboard. A Clockwork Orange, anyone? -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Lord WarATron	Posted - 2006.01.09 15:31:00 - [47] The ideal thing is to lock em up on that damsel in distress mission. Except call it D***head in distress :) --- Slot 10 Akemons Modified 'Noble'Zet 5000 implant +8% Armour FREE
Nolo Contendere	Posted - 2006.01.09 15:46:00 - [48] Sticl them into "EVE Petting Zoo" - in a .5 System. Where we can go there pay 1 ISK and pock them with sharp sticks for as long as we wish.
Daric Lashan	Posted - 2006.01.09 16:21:00 - [49] Keel haul em round the aft end of a active plasma drive. Failing that make them fly gallente ships for the rest of their miserable lives.
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.01.09 16:23:00 - [50] Originally by: Daric Lashan Failing that make them fly gallente ships for the rest of their miserable lives. There must be an international law against that. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Desirre Celestial	Posted - 2006.01.09 16:55:00 - [51] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: Daric Lashan Failing that make them fly gallente ships for the rest of their miserable lives. There must be an international law against that. Not in Gallente space. We do this all the time. Incidentally, doesn't look so bad.
shivan	Posted - 2006.01.09 17:09:00 - [52] Originally by: Desirre Celestial Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: Daric Lashan Failing that make them fly gallente ships for the rest of their miserable lives. There must be an international law against that. Not in Gallente space. We do this all the time. Incidentally, doesn't look so bad. I feel so so sorry for you
NRCom	Posted - 2006.01.09 19:16:00 - [53] All this is sounds like way to much trouble... just shoot 'em in the head and kick 'em out the air lock, job done..... and it give you a reason to try out some of those 'Hi-tech small arms' littering the hangar bays.
Avaleric	Posted - 2006.01.09 19:26:00 - [54] ...we can't? Let me tell you this: If I meet one of them, I'll beat the living daylights out of him; that isn't a threat, but a promise... Originally by: Archbishop If you're like me you'd like to string up these hackers. Still we can't really publically threaten them with violence (although give me five minutes alone with them). Anyway this is an RP thread. Imagine you've captured the hackers in Eve and you're going to punish them. In the realm of fantasy (only) what would you do to them? Remember EVE punishments only. Which kind of opens the field. Archbishop (one ANGRY Amarrian) - Ignorance is bliss...
Kraimer	Posted - 2006.01.09 20:15:00 - [55] I'd put them through hard labour for resources. They would be tasked with acquiring everything needed to build a Titan while learning the skills to make it - and then as soon as it's made, sell it to the highest bidder, ISK going to the needy. And right back out there mining again. ---------------------------------------- WTS[Leviathan] 45 Gold
TauTut	Posted - 2006.01.09 20:48:00 - [56] Edited by: TauTut on 09/01/2006 20:49:51 1 - Force them to eat huge volumes of dry rice then pour boiling water down their necks. 2 - Take a length of rope .. tie one end round 'T3h sn33ky h4><0rs anckle' - tie the other to the rear bumper of a car. Take a fast drive round iceland and see how long you can leave a red trail for. Oh! Was this supposed to be 'In Character' ??? My Bad! -TT
Corvus Dove	Posted - 2006.01.09 20:54:00 - [57] Stick em in *** robes and leave them in Harlem. ------------------------------------ Join Channel MacroIntel!
Michael Bolton	Posted - 2006.01.09 21:57:00 - [58] Well, since this is the forums I would like to suggest a forum-based punishment. Force them to respond to every post by the "23" within 30 seconds. I cant think of a more fitting and sisyphean punishment. Quote: I'm listening to Pavarotti and I'm thinking 'What the hell have I been doing with my voice all these years?! Why haven't I taken my voice as far as I can take it as an instrument?'
Zaakary	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:11:00 - [59] I would hire the hacker. Pay him/her a Scorpion and send him/her in Amarr space on a most important mission.
High Sierra	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:30:00 - [60] cover them in honey and throw them to the homo's.
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:36:00 - [61] Originally by: Michael Bolton Force them to respond to every post by the "23" within 30 seconds. I cant think of a more fitting and sisyphean punishment. Was there EVER a complete list of The 23? If so, I'd really like to see it. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
HippoKing	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:37:00 - [62] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: Michael Bolton Force them to respond to every post by the "23" within 30 seconds. I cant think of a more fitting and sisyphean punishment. Was there EVER a complete list of The 23? If so, I'd really like to see it. you'd like to see it? i'd like to be ON it. but it was before my time
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:38:00 - [63] Originally by: HippoKing Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: Michael Bolton Force them to respond to every post by the "23" within 30 seconds. I cant think of a more fitting and sisyphean punishment. Was there EVER a complete list of The 23? If so, I'd really like to see it. you'd like to see it? i'd like to be ON it. but it was before my time Well OBVIOUSLY. But before that would happen, I'd like to start by seeing who the original ones were. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
HippoKing	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:39:00 - [64] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: HippoKing Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: Michael Bolton Force them to respond to every post by the "23" within 30 seconds. I cant think of a more fitting and sisyphean punishment. Was there EVER a complete list of The 23? If so, I'd really like to see it. you'd like to see it? i'd like to be ON it. but it was before my time Well OBVIOUSLY. But before that would happen, I'd like to start by seeing who the original ones were. dark shikari, avon are the only 2 i know for definite
Malka Badi'a	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:40:00 - [65] Edited by: Malka Badi''a on 09/01/2006 22:40:27 They were not hackers, they were cra ckers. There is a signifigant difference and the old-school hackers here will know exactally what I'm talking about. --------------
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:43:00 - [66] Originally by: Malka Badi'a Edited by: Malka Badi''a on 09/01/2006 22:40:27 They were not hackers, they were cra ckers. There is a signifigant difference and the old-school hackers here will know exactally what I'm talking about. Malka these days if you say "cr*cker", people think you mean "white people" -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:47:00 - [67] Originally by: HippoKing Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: HippoKing Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: Michael Bolton Force them to respond to every post by the "23" within 30 seconds. I cant think of a more fitting and sisyphean punishment. Was there EVER a complete list of The 23? If so, I'd really like to see it. you'd like to see it? i'd like to be ON it. but it was before my time Well OBVIOUSLY. But before that would happen, I'd like to start by seeing who the original ones were. dark shikari, avon are the only 2 i know for definite You are, and Astarte Nosferatu used to be but she's lost her membership now. Rod Blaine is definitely in. I kicked Avon out for being such a pessimistic cynical arse. We need more, as there are definitely fewer than 23 in the [23]. - Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video.
Kindakrof	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:51:00 - [68] "Cut his frickin ballz off!" Other then that, Linkage
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:54:00 - [69] Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 09/01/2006 22:54:37 Hell, I beat Hippoking in the Ban Implements thread, that should count for something. That was nearly five hours of sustained forum PvP, by the way. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:54:00 - [70] Originally by: Dark Shikari We need more, as there are definitely fewer than 23 in the [23]. I'll volunteer. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
Arnt	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:55:00 - [71] Give the guy three trillion ISK, a titan, 10 of all the best named and officers modules, ect... Then put him in a system, at gate, and tell him "as soon as you score a kill by camping this gate, you will be free to keep all this and resume playing as normal". And I'd never tell the guy he's in Jove space.
HippoKing	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:58:00 - [72] Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: HippoKing Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: HippoKing Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: Michael Bolton Force them to respond to every post by the "23" within 30 seconds. I cant think of a more fitting and sisyphean punishment. Was there EVER a complete list of The 23? If so, I'd really like to see it. you'd like to see it? i'd like to be ON it. but it was before my time Well OBVIOUSLY. But before that would happen, I'd like to start by seeing who the original ones were. dark shikari, avon are the only 2 i know for definite You are, and Astarte Nosferatu used to be but she's lost her membership now. Rod Blaine is definitely in. I kicked Avon out for being such a pessimistic cynical arse. We need more, as there are definitely fewer than 23 in the [23]. YES! YES! YES! i am [23]! ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HippoKing	Posted - 2006.01.09 22:59:00 - [73] Originally by: Dark Shikari I kicked Avon out for being such a pessimistic cynical arse hehe, must be nice to have that power. and while not an amazing personal trait, every forum has to have an avon
Rider Zane	Posted - 2006.01.09 23:04:00 - [74] Edited by: Rider Zane on 09/01/2006 23:04:09 1. Plug thier electric toothbrushes into an XL Cap booster 2. Put a 'damsels in distress' label on the guys and send them to Zor with 3 crates of viagra. 3. Ground up Plutonium S charges in thier cereal 4. Spawn them in Jita and have all the stargates deny them jump access for 2 years. 5. Give them a 0 run Cap Recharger II BPO 6. Give them a basic clone and tie them to the gate in EC-P8R 7. Glue them by their privates to the hull of a frig and send it to warp 8. Turn them into an everlasting Veldspar put them in a newbie system 9. Put 1 unit of Livestock in their clone vat 10. Put that clone vat in a hungry minmatar slave camp
Jack Tau	Posted - 2006.01.10 09:40:00 - [75] Sack all CCP's customer support people, and put them on the only computer with access to support emails. Then patch the servers. Enkidu Production Manager If you dont understand this sig, you need to get out less ;)
Steven Dynahir	Posted - 2006.01.10 09:50:00 - [76] Edited by: Steven Dynahir on 10/01/2006 09:51:05 Put negative account value of -2,000,000,000,000.00 (on each account and on each character, ever created past&future) Remove all equipment from every station Remove all jetcans & secure cans from space Blow ship POD --- Home, sweet home.

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