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Archbishop	Posted - 2006.01.09 03:35:00 - [1] If you're like me you'd like to string up these hackers. Still we can't really publically threaten them with violence (although give me five minutes alone with them). Anyway this is an RP thread. Imagine you've captured the hackers in Eve and you're going to punish them. In the realm of fantasy (only) what would you do to them? Remember EVE punishments only. Which kind of opens the field. Archbishop (one ANGRY Amarrian) VISIT THE PIE HOMEPAGE & FORUMS PIE INFORMATION CENTER
Justus Imperius	Posted - 2006.01.09 03:36:00 - [2] Make them moderate the forums :)
Archbishop	Posted - 2006.01.09 03:37:00 - [3] Me first. I'd capture them and take them to a slave reeducation facility. But this wouldn't be an SPCS one this would be a cruel one. At "Camp Hostel " these haxors would learn the meaning of Amarrian justice and retribution. No God would save them there! Archbishop (the ANGRY Amarrian) VISIT THE PIE HOMEPAGE & FORUMS PIE INFORMATION CENTER
David Corbett	Posted - 2006.01.09 03:48:00 - [4] Edited by: David Corbett on 09/01/2006 03:48:06 I think I'd strap them to a covetor and force them to mine ice twelve hours per day. Any more than that would may or may not violate the Geneva conventions, but it'd be a crime against humanity anyway.
Justus Imperius	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:03:00 - [5] Oh, mining punishments -> just build him a lil shack on an enourmous veldspar. And make him mine it with a pick.
Prince Vlad	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:18:00 - [6] prison them in Jita for life
Salerator	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:30:00 - [7] Make them join VOTF, and stay in TS with Xirtam for the rest of their lives.
Kalinin	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:37:00 - [8] make them try and undock in Jita? They'd be stuck forever
Ti anna	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:50:00 - [9] Load them into a missile tube and aim them at a nice big Veld asteroid...
riprjak	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:54:00 - [10] Originally by: Archbishop If you're like me you'd like to string up these hackers. Still we can't really publically threaten them with violence (although give me five minutes alone with them). Anyway this is an RP thread. Imagine you've captured the hackers in Eve and you're going to punish them. In the realm of fantasy (only) what would you do to them? Remember EVE punishments only. Which kind of opens the field. Archbishop (one ANGRY Amarrian) Put them to work stoking the boilers on my mining barge (what ARE those chimneys for anyway??). And while you are at it, flag them for everyone and bar them from owning high skill point clones :)
Malken	Posted - 2006.01.09 04:56:00 - [11] Originally by: Salerator Make them join VOTF, and stay in TS with Xirtam for the rest of their lives. why reward them? Xirt is funny as hell on TS
Peter Armstrong	Posted - 2006.01.09 05:52:00 - [12] send them to the sun and burn!!! Dark Skyes Website Under Construct
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2006.01.09 05:55:00 - [13] Locked in a cage with me. ---------------- RecruitMe@NOINT!
Dario Wall	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:00:00 - [14] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Locked in a cage with me. It's too full already though...
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:01:00 - [15] Originally by: Dario Wall Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Locked in a cage with me. It's too full already though... O Rly? Why? me sees an empty cage and sings All by myself. ---------------- RecruitMe@NOINT!
Dario Wall	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:04:00 - [16] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Originally by: Dario Wall Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Locked in a cage with me. It's too full already though... O Rly? Why? me sees an empty cage and sings All by myself. Ahh so you got rid of those Minmatar that Thomus gave you for Christmas...
Jenny Spitfire	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:06:00 - [17] Originally by: Dario Wall Ahh so you got rid of those Minmatar that Thomus gave you for Christmas... He did? Sorry, that I couldnt remember I know that BlackHawk and HippoKing gave me pressies for X'Mas. ---------------- RecruitMe@NOINT!
F'nog	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:18:00 - [18] Take him to Detroit. Originally by: rowbin hod Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage.
Bishop 5	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:28:00 - [19] Tie them to the back of a Crow on a long chain and fly through 0.0 asteroid belts -------------
Rabbitgod	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:31:00 - [20] I would poke a 1cm hole in the bottom of their pod so the get sucked out into space in a very painful semi slow way. Here these will help
Teblin	Posted - 2006.01.09 06:59:00 - [21] Originally by: Justus Imperius Make them moderate the forums :) Oh god, no! That's too harsh, even for him! forum rules \| [email protected]
Trevedian	Posted - 2006.01.09 07:04:00 - [22] Originally by: Teblin Originally by: Justus Imperius Make them moderate the forums :) Oh god, no! That's too harsh, even for him! I'd make them listen to Eris Discordia bark orders at them for an hour straight... Sex0r > you're bounty turns me on.. you seem like the kind of amarrian to dominate me
Tonkin	Posted - 2006.01.09 07:17:00 - [23] capture them in eve nooooo. next eve fest i bring a bat, and if they bring there girlfriends make them their ex girlfriends
bumcheekcity	Posted - 2006.01.09 07:54:00 - [24] Originally by: Trevedian Originally by: Teblin Originally by: Justus Imperius Make them moderate the forums :) Oh god, no! That's too harsh, even for him! I'd make them listen to Eris Discordia bark orders at them for an hour straight... Endless reruns of 'my heart will go on', anybody? -- bumcheekcity
Jaketh Ivanes	Posted - 2006.01.09 08:01:00 - [25] I think I would make some experiments with 280 artilery cannons and them. Perhaps finally develop a usefullness for the obsolete projectile weapons the heathens use.
HippoKing	Posted - 2006.01.09 08:03:00 - [26] lock em in a 1/10 deadspace with Daniel Jackson
Sheriff Jones	Posted - 2006.01.09 08:56:00 - [27] Hang them, in game, and show the hanging in the bulletin boards for a week
Qingu	Posted - 2006.01.09 09:02:00 - [28] 2hrs in local with Fatballs ought to be punishment enough.
jason hill	Posted - 2006.01.09 09:47:00 - [29] Originally by: HippoKing lock em in a 1/10 deadspace with Daniel Jackson That ...would be a fate worse than death !!...methinks "THE HUMAN SHIELD"
Rodj Blake	Posted - 2006.01.09 09:54:00 - [30] Originally by: Trevedian Originally by: Teblin Originally by: Justus Imperius Make them moderate the forums :) Oh god, no! That's too harsh, even for him! I'd make them listen to Eris Discordia bark orders at them for an hour straight... There's people out there that would pay good money for that... Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori

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