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SlightlyMad
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:33:00 -
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Edited by: SlightlyMad on 22/08/2003 13:35:49
[A day in Fountain region]
*warping in*
Drug Baron1 > Yarr! You see what I see mates!?
Chief Protector > Harr harr! A miner stealing our bistot!
Drug Baron2 > ! Lets kill him!
Drug Baron2 > Hmm.. why are we doing this again..? Its not like we mine ourselves?
Drug Baron1 > Who cares, lets get him!
Drug Baron2 > Aight! hehe Who cares
Chief Protector > He's 110km away. Lets get moving lads!
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Drug Baron1 > only 70km now!
Chief Protector > Aight! I'm in my black Customised UberThoraxÖ with a missile launcher. Opening fire! Boooombs away!!!!!
Drug Baron2 > ?
Chief Protector > I got unlimited ammo :D
Drug Baron2 > Ohh! aight aight! harr harr!
Drug Baron1 > He doesn't seem scared?
Chief Protector > DEATH IS COMMING FOR YE!!!!
Chief Protector > Get ready to scramble boys!
*swoooosh*
Drug Baron1 > wtf?
Chief Protector > Yarr.. ?
Drug Baron2 > where did he go?
Chief Protector > ! He's on the other side of the belt now!
Drug Baron1 > Think its a bug?
Drug Baron2 > Dunno... petition?
Chief Protector > Aight, screw this. Lets go to the other side of the belt!
Drug Baron2 > 150km now.. :(
Drug Baron1 > Shutup wuzz
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Chief Protector > Aight! 80km away. OPENING FIRE!!!!!
Drug Baron1 > hehe
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Drug Baron1 > 19km! Starting to warpscramble!!!!
Chief Protector > Missiles aint hitting, he uses that rock as a shield!
Drug Baron1 > Wuzz.. he'll pay
Chief Protector > I bet he's ****ing his pants now. YAAARRR!!
Drug Baron2 > aight aight!! YAAARRRRRR!!!!
Drug Baron1 > Webbify him! >:))
Chief Protector > Shields at 70% He's going down. *****ing loosa' miner..
*semi-swooshing*
Drug Baron2 > Uhhm.. he's moving away?
Chief Protector > HE IS WEBBIFIED GOD DAMMIT!?
Drug Baron1 > ? .. Damn CCP.. this game is bugged
Drug Baron2 > 20 km away now :(
Drug Baron2 > I think he has some sort of Uber-Booster Afterburner on that ship..
Chief Protector > Aight.. I still got my missiles! HARR HARR!! BOOOMBS AWAY
*loud swooshing*
Drug Baron1 > ?????????
Drug Baron2 > ohh.. he's back on the other side..
Chief Protector Digs teeth into dashboard so that he doesn't selfdestruct from blindfury
Drug Baron1 > Chill man..
Drug Baron2 > 150km away... .. ?
Chief Protector > GAAAAHHHYYAAARGHHH! GAMMFFGG!!!
Drug Baron1 > This is stupid.. I'll file a petition
Chief Protector > DAMMIT! I Will whine on the forums!! Phukin' loosa' minerphuk!
Drug Baron2 > :(
Drug Baron1 > Seriously.. they need to nerf miners a bit
Chief Protector > A BIT!? HOW ABOUT THEM SHOWING UP IN PACKS OF 20 AND THEY CAN'T MOVE AT ALL!???
Drug Baron1 > Chill man..
Drug Baron2 > :( I'm logging off..
NERF MINERS!!
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-"You know, we play the "good guys" right? We kill pirates, griefers, retards and general subversive elements in the EVE-Community. To the rest, we are friendly and always prepared to help out. Peo |
Elfman
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:42:00 -
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ROFLMAO 
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dalman
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:44:00 -
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:)
Really good.
M.I.A. since 2004-07-30 |
Jarjar
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:53:00 -
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"Chief Protector > Aight! 80km away. OPENING FIRE!!!!!"
lol. Typical NPC behaviour... 
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Riddari
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:56:00 -
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¼©¼
a history |
Macumba
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:57:00 -
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Classic.
"PVP = griefing" Papa Smurf |
Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:58:00 -
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*wipes tears from eyes as he gets back onto his chair*
OMG, that is funny.
Sarkos - Oracle
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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General Confusion
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:02:00 -
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Guess my boss is wondering now why I suddenly laughed so hard...
 Confusion says: "Pick your nose with impunity, but your enemies with care..."
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Oosel
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:08:00 -
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keep em coming like that......its **** funny i havent laughed as much since i last saw an episode of python
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Mned Graydroggen
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:18:00 -
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:39:00 -
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top friday-afternoon quality. thank you.
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Doc Brown
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:41:00 -
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Good one!
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There are no bad ideas, only bad implementations. |
Kel 'dra
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:47:00 -
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Good to see some roleplaying humor.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:49:00 -
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"Drug Baron2 > Dunno... petition?"
... If nothing else, this one would do it for me... thank you :D *wipes laughter-induced tears with the back of hand*
Would really love to see some smack-talking NPCs btw... liked the Wing Commander games for that very reason :s
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:21:00 -
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Did Stavros play DrugBaron1?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Xavier Hawk
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:21:00 -
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If they implemented trash talking NPC's, you can count on someone crying that they are being offensive. CCP will have no choice but to ban the offending NPC corp...
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Beringe
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:24:00 -
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Edited by: Beringe on 22/08/2003 15:24:06
:laughs:
You forgot:
DrugBaronX> Well, he's killed 60 of our ships already. Anyone see a reason why we shouldn't send another wave of three ships against him? Anyone?
DrugBaronY> Not me. Let's get him! In reasonable waves of three ships at a time, of course...
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"My main griveance with the Caldari state was that once I had finished my work for them, they wanted me dead."
"No, it's none of your business." |
Moph
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:25:00 -
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Hahahaha, this makes my day. Very funny, truly
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The Reverend
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:25:00 -
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roflmao - Great post, keep it up
m0ovie links |
XeQtR
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:36:00 -
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"! Lets kill him!
Drug Baron2 > Hmm.. why are we doing this again..? Its not like we mine ourselves?
Drug Baron1 > Who cares, lets get him!"
ROFL
You're a natural. Keep'em coming
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Faramir
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:51:00 -
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too funny
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Tehel Necrona
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Posted - 2003.08.22 16:28:00 -
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Heh, some good **** *sniff* and the story rocked too.
On the topic of mining however, don't nerf it, mining is boring as it is, making it harder will simply kill the game.
-Necro
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Jon Ogden
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Posted - 2003.08.22 17:17:00 -
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Did Stavros play DrugBaron1?
I just found out that Stavros was 14 years old. I doubt he was allowed to play that game.
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Entity
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Posted - 2003.08.22 17:21:00 -
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ROFLMAO
brilliant :)
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Technology Slave
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Posted - 2003.08.22 17:23:00 -
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Quote:
"Jesus Hates You."
AHH!!!!
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colla tidet
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Posted - 2003.08.22 17:31:00 -
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 ...
"Let us have faith that right makes right, and in that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty as we understand it."
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.08.22 17:52:00 -
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Very good
free speech not allowed here |
Skeeve
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Posted - 2003.08.22 18:04:00 -
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I think I pee'd my pants on that one.. heh.. good read...
"Your Mother was a Hamster.. and your Father smelt of Elderberries!" - traditional French Insult |
Aleister Crowley
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Posted - 2003.08.22 18:09:00 -
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That was funny as to hell. Thanks to you for this.
Should be archived, that is classic! well done.
'Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law' |
AnjinSan
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Posted - 2003.08.22 20:22:00 -
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Best one ever !
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