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SlightlyMad
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:33:00 -
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Edited by: SlightlyMad on 22/08/2003 13:35:49
[A day in Fountain region]
*warping in*
Drug Baron1 > Yarr! You see what I see mates!?
Chief Protector > Harr harr! A miner stealing our bistot!
Drug Baron2 > ! Lets kill him!
Drug Baron2 > Hmm.. why are we doing this again..? Its not like we mine ourselves?
Drug Baron1 > Who cares, lets get him!
Drug Baron2 > Aight! hehe Who cares
Chief Protector > He's 110km away. Lets get moving lads!
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Drug Baron1 > only 70km now!
Chief Protector > Aight! I'm in my black Customised UberThoraxÖ with a missile launcher. Opening fire! Boooombs away!!!!!
Drug Baron2 > ?
Chief Protector > I got unlimited ammo :D
Drug Baron2 > Ohh! aight aight! harr harr!
Drug Baron1 > He doesn't seem scared?
Chief Protector > DEATH IS COMMING FOR YE!!!!
Chief Protector > Get ready to scramble boys!
*swoooosh*
Drug Baron1 > wtf?
Chief Protector > Yarr.. ?
Drug Baron2 > where did he go?
Chief Protector > ! He's on the other side of the belt now!
Drug Baron1 > Think its a bug?
Drug Baron2 > Dunno... petition?
Chief Protector > Aight, screw this. Lets go to the other side of the belt!
Drug Baron2 > 150km now.. :(
Drug Baron1 > Shutup wuzz
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Chief Protector > Aight! 80km away. OPENING FIRE!!!!!
Drug Baron1 > hehe
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Drug Baron1 > 19km! Starting to warpscramble!!!!
Chief Protector > Missiles aint hitting, he uses that rock as a shield!
Drug Baron1 > Wuzz.. he'll pay
Chief Protector > I bet he's ****ing his pants now. YAAARRR!!
Drug Baron2 > aight aight!! YAAARRRRRR!!!!
Drug Baron1 > Webbify him! >:))
Chief Protector > Shields at 70% He's going down. *****ing loosa' miner..
*semi-swooshing*
Drug Baron2 > Uhhm.. he's moving away?
Chief Protector > HE IS WEBBIFIED GOD DAMMIT!?
Drug Baron1 > ? .. Damn CCP.. this game is bugged
Drug Baron2 > 20 km away now :(
Drug Baron2 > I think he has some sort of Uber-Booster Afterburner on that ship..
Chief Protector > Aight.. I still got my missiles! HARR HARR!! BOOOMBS AWAY
*loud swooshing*
Drug Baron1 > ?????????
Drug Baron2 > ohh.. he's back on the other side..
Chief Protector Digs teeth into dashboard so that he doesn't selfdestruct from blindfury
Drug Baron1 > Chill man..
Drug Baron2 > 150km away... .. ?
Chief Protector > GAAAAHHHYYAAARGHHH! GAMMFFGG!!!
Drug Baron1 > This is stupid.. I'll file a petition
Chief Protector > DAMMIT! I Will whine on the forums!! Phukin' loosa' minerphuk!
Drug Baron2 > :(
Drug Baron1 > Seriously.. they need to nerf miners a bit
Chief Protector > A BIT!? HOW ABOUT THEM SHOWING UP IN PACKS OF 20 AND THEY CAN'T MOVE AT ALL!???
Drug Baron1 > Chill man..
Drug Baron2 > :( I'm logging off..
NERF MINERS!!
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-"You know, we play the "good guys" right? We kill pirates, griefers, retards and general subversive elements in the EVE-Community. To the rest, we are friendly and always prepared to help out. Peo |
Elfman
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:42:00 -
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ROFLMAO 
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dalman
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:44:00 -
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:)
Really good.
M.I.A. since 2004-07-30 |
Jarjar
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:53:00 -
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"Chief Protector > Aight! 80km away. OPENING FIRE!!!!!"
lol. Typical NPC behaviour... 
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Riddari
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:56:00 -
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¼©¼
a history |
Macumba
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:57:00 -
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Classic.
"PVP = griefing" Papa Smurf |
Sarkos
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Posted - 2003.08.22 13:58:00 -
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*wipes tears from eyes as he gets back onto his chair*
OMG, that is funny.
Sarkos - Oracle
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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General Confusion
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:02:00 -
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Guess my boss is wondering now why I suddenly laughed so hard...
 Confusion says: "Pick your nose with impunity, but your enemies with care..."
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Oosel
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:08:00 -
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keep em coming like that......its **** funny i havent laughed as much since i last saw an episode of python
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Mned Graydroggen
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:18:00 -
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drunkenmaster
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:39:00 -
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top friday-afternoon quality. thank you.
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Doc Brown
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:41:00 -
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Good one!
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There are no bad ideas, only bad implementations. |
Kel 'dra
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:47:00 -
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Good to see some roleplaying humor.
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j0sephine
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Posted - 2003.08.22 14:49:00 -
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"Drug Baron2 > Dunno... petition?"
... If nothing else, this one would do it for me... thank you :D *wipes laughter-induced tears with the back of hand*
Would really love to see some smack-talking NPCs btw... liked the Wing Commander games for that very reason :s
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:21:00 -
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Did Stavros play DrugBaron1?
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Xavier Hawk
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:21:00 -
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If they implemented trash talking NPC's, you can count on someone crying that they are being offensive. CCP will have no choice but to ban the offending NPC corp...
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Beringe
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:24:00 -
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Edited by: Beringe on 22/08/2003 15:24:06
:laughs:
You forgot:
DrugBaronX> Well, he's killed 60 of our ships already. Anyone see a reason why we shouldn't send another wave of three ships against him? Anyone?
DrugBaronY> Not me. Let's get him! In reasonable waves of three ships at a time, of course...
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"My main griveance with the Caldari state was that once I had finished my work for them, they wanted me dead."
"No, it's none of your business." |
Moph
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:25:00 -
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Hahahaha, this makes my day. Very funny, truly
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The Reverend
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:25:00 -
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roflmao - Great post, keep it up
m0ovie links |
XeQtR
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:36:00 -
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"! Lets kill him!
Drug Baron2 > Hmm.. why are we doing this again..? Its not like we mine ourselves?
Drug Baron1 > Who cares, lets get him!"
ROFL
You're a natural. Keep'em coming
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Faramir
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Posted - 2003.08.22 15:51:00 -
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too funny
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Tehel Necrona
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Posted - 2003.08.22 16:28:00 -
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Heh, some good **** *sniff* and the story rocked too.
On the topic of mining however, don't nerf it, mining is boring as it is, making it harder will simply kill the game.
-Necro
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Jon Ogden
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Posted - 2003.08.22 17:17:00 -
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Did Stavros play DrugBaron1?
I just found out that Stavros was 14 years old. I doubt he was allowed to play that game.
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Entity
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Posted - 2003.08.22 17:21:00 -
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ROFLMAO
brilliant :)
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Technology Slave
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Posted - 2003.08.22 17:23:00 -
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Quote:
"Jesus Hates You."
AHH!!!!
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colla tidet
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Posted - 2003.08.22 17:31:00 -
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 ...
"Let us have faith that right makes right, and in that faith let us to the end dare to do our duty as we understand it."
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Ana Khouri
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Posted - 2003.08.22 17:52:00 -
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Very good
free speech not allowed here |
Skeeve
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Posted - 2003.08.22 18:04:00 -
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I think I pee'd my pants on that one.. heh.. good read...
"Your Mother was a Hamster.. and your Father smelt of Elderberries!" - traditional French Insult |
Aleister Crowley
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Posted - 2003.08.22 18:09:00 -
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That was funny as to hell. Thanks to you for this.
Should be archived, that is classic! well done.
'Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law' |
AnjinSan
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Posted - 2003.08.22 20:22:00 -
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Best one ever !
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Nova Star
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Posted - 2003.08.22 21:24:00 -
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GM Xyz > Greetings, you filed a exploit petition.
Drug Baron2 > Yea I did, the wuzzies are exploiting the game mechanics
GM Xyz > I'm sorry we can't do anything to help you with this, the miners are an integral part of the game
Drug Baron2 > WTF..
Drug Baron2 > did you see how fast they outrun us?
GM Xyz > Our logs have no entries of the situation that you claim has happened. Can you file another petition and we'll look up to it
Drug Baron2 > OMG OMG
Drug Baron2 > Do osmethne or I'll cancel my account
GM Xyz > You're free to do whatever actions you deem necessary. Thank you for playing Eve Online!
Drug Baron2 > ....
--- Director of Ni ---
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
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Reluah
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Posted - 2003.08.22 21:42:00 -
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Rofl, now, u just gotta love that post :P
wish i could see them chattering in uber local(belt vincinity only) would sertainly have been fun :)
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Heh, some good **** *sniff* and the story rocked too.
On the topic of mining however, don't nerf it, mining is boring as it is, making it harder will simply kill the game.
-Necro
on the storys actual topic, mining..
ur are utterly wrong, u complain about minin being boring, and then say that making it harder would kill the game? in other words u think a challenge is boring and it would be more fun if u payed mistar drug baron and his chief protector 10k for unlimited mining rest of the day? i mean, its the challenge that is fun. and imo mining is too easy atm, i just bring my dominix with a medium shield booster and 4hardeners equiped and sit with 5serpentis defenders(40k pirate) orbiting me at 1km range and worry about them suddently turning on my harvester drones or blowing up my cargo container with splash damage from missiles(well, i probably wont even do that cus im gonna try using secure containers tonight)
now if mining required team work and was a challenge it would be alot more fun. curently moving the ore from cargo bay to container out in space is what bothers me
On a side note.. Having pirates actually do something rather than just waiting for someone to kill them they could say, be running there own mining operations with some guards, haulers, miners etc and if "non-friendlies" poped up they could call in some heavy back up actually forcing u to leave unless u actually had 3-4 battleships with nice equipment.
and perhaps the same if u ran into a "guard" force, if ur force was superior, they wouldent just charge u but rather keep some distance til they could call in some reinforcments :)
got a bit carried away there.. but anyway, im sure the serpentis would like it neway, and i know i sertainly would, i see no challenge in eve other than survive that cap bug totally crippeling my ship(no wait, they fixed that  ) :P
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Cowboy
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Posted - 2003.08.22 21:48:00 -
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*tips hat* that was way too funny, keep it up
"Come on God. Answer me. For years I am asking you why. Why are
the innocent dead and the guilty alive? Where is justice? Where is
punishment? Or have you already answered? Have you already said to the
world, here is justice, here is punishment, here..............in me"
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agrizla
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Posted - 2003.08.22 21:57:00 -
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Possibly the best post I have ever seen on these forums. Absolutely priceless
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Arondos
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Posted - 2003.08.22 23:13:00 -
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"I am not retreating, I am advancing in the other direction!"
Are you French?
Life isn't fair and neither is Eve. Get over it. |
StealthNet
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Posted - 2003.08.22 23:45:00 -
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w-o-n-d-e-r-f-u-l
c-l-a-s-s-i-c
ROFLMAO!!!!
Please do that again!
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Deneba Zaavi
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Posted - 2003.08.22 23:52:00 -
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ROTFLMAO... First class!:)
Kudos, and please keep up the good work!:)
Deneba Zaavi
Deneba Zaavi
"The world is perfect as it is: a complete mess" - Joseph Campbell |
Skelator
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Posted - 2003.08.23 00:55:00 -
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ROFLMAO
They have us Surrounded again.. the Poor Bastards |
Syphin
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Posted - 2003.08.23 01:05:00 -
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Slightlymad and nova star thats some funny stuff. Now i gotta clean up the soda i spit all over my monitor.
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I take no responsibility for the spelling or grammar usage in the above statement Nor do i agree with its ideas and or claims Or even acknowledge its existance. |
Jonny
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Posted - 2003.08.23 01:40:00 -
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CHEERS..
Nothing is RealÖ
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Johnson McCrae
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Posted - 2003.08.23 01:57:00 -
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Edited by: Johnson McCrae on 23/08/2003 01:57:30
<Picks butt off floor>
Got to love it. Would LOVE it if the NPC rats did that kind of chatting in local, they might actually catch more miners who are laughing their tails off that way.
It ain't over till the fat lady falls on ya!
[ 2004.10.09 02:50:23 ] (combat) Your 425mm Compressed Coil Gun I perfectly strikes Guardian Sentry, wrecking for 747.3 damage.
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Salgurdar
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Posted - 2003.08.23 04:02:00 -
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Classic stuff! (bump  )
"We all know what we are, we're just haggling about the price" - W.C. Fields
Rolschau > anyway... because some jerk today... (it is soon 5 am) will turn on the smoke alarm all over the place and then go inside our room to check.. then I will stay up and not get a shock while sleeping and die.... I will be playing eve untill the jerk shows up
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Kennian
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Posted - 2003.08.23 04:51:00 -
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Gah! no NPC mineing..
the respawn rate sucks enough as it is! <it takes aprox 2 weeks for a roid to spawn a decent level of ore>
if the NPC's start strip mineing it'd screw this up even worse, not to mention npc's could mine 24/7...would stripmine every field in the game in a matter of weeks
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Archemedes
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Posted - 2003.08.23 06:54:00 -
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 ...  ...
ROFLMAO
That was priceless.
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Challenger70
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Posted - 2003.08.23 07:14:00 -
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Kennian, and if you blew them up! Imagine the glory, millions upon millions of units of bistot, omber, kernite, dark ochre. All in a few seconds of missile flight. Dont forget the 125MM Railgun along with all that ore!
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LAterZzZ |
Madame Papillon
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Posted - 2003.08.23 22:28:00 -
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It's obvious I don't read these Forums enough!! But this was worth it
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Borgen
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Posted - 2003.08.23 23:32:00 -
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Really good story, make more of them.
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Ad'rena
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Posted - 2003.08.23 23:38:00 -
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ROFLMAO.... |
Adam Sudbury
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Posted - 2003.08.24 17:11:00 -
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LOL.
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illuminati
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Posted - 2003.08.24 19:01:00 -
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One of the best laughs here for a long time, thanks!
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Earthan
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Posted - 2003.08.24 19:19:00 -
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Great
Stars, stars like dust, all around me.... |
Artegg
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Posted - 2003.08.24 19:30:00 -
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that was great thanks for that.
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NeoMorph
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Posted - 2003.08.25 06:32:00 -
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Im on a 60+ route with a bestower and I was browsing thru when I come across this.. It's up there with Terry Pratchett... made me laugh my socks off heh.
.. and whoever said it should be archived is correct. This should be kept!
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<Stavros> the first motor bike i ever rode
<Stavros> was a honda gold wing
<Ak-Gara> hah
<Stavros> |
Sietch Tabr
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Posted - 2003.08.25 09:44:00 -
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That was great. Keep them comeing.
Bare is the back without brother to guard it.. |
SlightlyMad
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Posted - 2003.08.25 16:28:00 -
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Thanks for all the great feedback
I'm happy to be able to entertain you to this level. I thought it was funny but not that it would get this great response
You can all be happy that you are gifted with as good sense of humor as I am 
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-"You know, we play the "good guys" right? We kill pirates, griefers, retards and general subversive elements in the EVE-Community. To the rest, we are friendly and always prepared to help out. Peo |
Shock
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Posted - 2003.08.25 17:34:00 -
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Care to do any followups?
It's a nice relief amongst all the whining.
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soonÖ |
JAXX
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Posted - 2003.08.25 18:25:00 -
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Quote:
DrugBaronX> Well, he's killed 60 of our ships already. Anyone see a reason why we shouldn't send another wave of three ships against him? Anyone?
DrugBaronY> Not me. Let's get him! In reasonable waves of three ships at a time, of course...
This brings a tear to my eye, LMAO
kind of monty pythonish..
Sometimes to win, you have to fight just as mean and dirty as the other guy. Nobody will beat you challenging you to the field of honor for pistols at dawn. They have to slit your throat while you lay in bed, just like you'd do them. - Jash Illian |
Gib Goblin
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Posted - 2003.11.14 18:51:00 -
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This deserves a BUMP!
Funniest thing I read in ages :)
-- Vice Admiral - Military Command --
-- --- --- ---- ----- ------ I don't 'do' dead. ------ ----- ---- --- --- -- |
Xander Teg
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Posted - 2003.11.14 20:57:00 -
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Easily one of the top 5 threads in eve forum history. Great Job!!
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"For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack."
-Rudyard Kipling
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Carp Riddell
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Posted - 2003.11.14 21:18:00 -
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ROFL
I need to change now...
- Carp Riddell
- CEO, Innsmouth Shipping
- Proud Member of Curse Alliance
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Drethen Nerevitas
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Posted - 2003.11.14 21:52:00 -
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IMPORTANT: Devs (and players) please take notice.
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. |
Damian Alturna
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Posted - 2003.11.14 22:01:00 -
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Miri Tirzan
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Posted - 2003.11.14 22:37:00 -
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Now that is great content!
svetlana - "whining gets you stuff. that is why humans got to the top of the food chain and all the other animals got nerfed."
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Archon Stormrage
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Posted - 2003.11.14 23:19:00 -
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Nice one mate.
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Booky
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Posted - 2003.11.15 02:29:00 -
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Quote:
"I am not retreating, I am advancing in the other direction!"
Are you French?
No, he simply attempted to quote General Douglas MacArthur
Spelling corrections welcome, but don't expect me to edit my post. |
Ner'Zuel
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Posted - 2003.11.15 05:27:00 -
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Drutort
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Posted - 2003.11.15 10:22:00 -
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ya this is good funny stuff...
btw someone should create some forum, or a website having some of this funny stuff, like some comics... i remember someone was making some pics a long time ago, i thought it was funny...
support Idea: QuickInfo an alternative to ShowInfo
my MoBlog |
loladoll
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Posted - 2003.11.15 10:38:00 -
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LOL
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live is tough and then you get a clone |
MOOstradamus
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Posted - 2003.11.29 11:36:00 -
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MOOrovingian "Following & supporting EVE (since Jan 2001) is like wiping your arse with sandpaper."
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Kane Jacobs
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Posted - 2003.11.29 11:41:00 -
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Very funny !
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Styrmir
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Posted - 2004.03.09 12:46:00 -
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very good indeed
Founder and Manager of The Misneden Shuttle Museum |
Isang Relow
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Posted - 2004.03.09 12:56:00 -
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we need more!
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Armetheus
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Posted - 2004.03.09 13:44:00 -
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Very funny this was :) several months ago when it was released
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