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Zero Omega
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Posted - 2006.01.15 00:59:00 -
[61]
 Originally by: Wrangler
Originally by: Rutoo
"Hey Babe Want to go out i'll buy you a Deimos"
Continue :)
That isn't so much a pick up line as something which would get you arrested.
Maybe its my general in experience...
But how would that get you arrested? (or any of the other comments people are saying would get you behind bars.)
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Shittake
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Posted - 2006.01.15 00:59:00 -
[62]
While sitting back in my chair, my perverted mind thinking about an Iteron 5 ramming into a Typhoon, I thought of these pickup lines:
"Get your battle clone ready because when we get home, your implants won't survive the night"
"May I dock my Iteron in your hanger?"
"Your Zyd-colored eyes are only surpassed by your nicely shaped implants"
"I got some dancing girls in my cargohold, let's make an orgy out it, the janitors in my hanger will clean things up later"
"Take it all off or I will right-click and choose jettison"
Sorry, it's the best I got, probably why I am still single 
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2006.01.15 00:59:00 -
[63]
I'm the CEO of a corporation in an online game you know.
Remind me about The Maze.
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BloodSpoon
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Posted - 2006.01.15 01:19:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Zero Omega
Originally by: Wrangler
Originally by: Rutoo
"Hey Babe Want to go out i'll buy you a Deimos"
Continue :)
That isn't so much a pick up line as something which would get you arrested.
Maybe its my general in experience...
But how would that get you arrested? (or any of the other comments people are saying would get you behind bars.)
soliciting a prostitute......
or promoting prostitution
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even more offensive content removed - Sherkaner
The bovine species shal overcome their oppresion |
Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2006.01.15 02:36:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Danton Marcellus
I'm the CEO of a corporation in an online game you know.
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The world isn't going to end; we're not that lucky... |
Sarmea Moon
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Posted - 2006.01.15 02:44:00 -
[66]
It's all fun and games, until someone pulls out an Iteron....
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"English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through thier pockets for loose grammar. " |
nahtoh
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Posted - 2006.01.15 02:49:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Nistro
Edited by: Nistro on 14/01/2006 19:54:59
Originally by: Bawldeux IV
"I've always wanted to ride a Dominix, your place or mine?"
 
alot of peopel in here would be behind bar's and from old stories about prison there's plenty of ppl who would play wiht your thoraxs
[edit casue it didnt read right]
It still don't 
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"I am not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why can`t we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem fix its self |
Ikvar
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Posted - 2006.01.15 03:12:00 -
[68]
'Hey baby, I'm not wearing any warp core stabs'
Originally by: Avon
I actually enjoy crafting in EQ2.
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Lunas Feelgood
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Posted - 2006.01.15 03:30:00 -
[69]
'Hey baby is that a 1400mm or you just happy to see me
Works Everytime
Btw best thread ever
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Joan Smith
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Posted - 2006.01.15 03:34:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Justus Imperius
"Damn, I wish you were a frequency crystal. Soooo damn hot no matter what range."
that one is good :P
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Lord Frost
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Posted - 2006.01.15 03:47:00 -
[71]
Wanna go back to my outpost and sit on my reinforced bulkhead?
Wanna be my slavehound?
Hang on babe, let me tackle you in my interceptor.
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TheKiller8
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Posted - 2006.01.15 04:06:00 -
[72]
"Girl, my 1400's could wreck you all day long"
"lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.. baby"
"Why settle for a rax when you can have.. the geddon"
"That's right baby, all T2"
"I'm just a man, my geddon is the legend"
"Baby I could mine you all day long"
"Strip your fitting and show me your base stats, baby"
"Wanna see my titan?"
"I'd scoop your corpse any day"
"When you jumped into this bar you warped straight into my heart"
"Not even a cloaking device could hide your beauty"
"Even plated you'd still look good"
"Baby you make my hardeners go active"
"Wow I know strip miners smaller than those"
"I might be a pirate but you could be my care bear any day"
"Safety first, baby, got stabs?"
"Requesting docking permission.. baby"
"Baby, nos me"
.: Click 2 See My Flash Animations :. |
DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2006.01.15 04:11:00 -
[73]
"I write reviews for spaceships in an online video game"
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Vegeir
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Posted - 2006.01.15 04:18:00 -
[74]
Originally by: DigitalCommunist
"I write reviews for spaceships in an online video game"
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Originally by: Vegeir
Experience exists in EVE,
it just isn't measured in numbers.
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Sergio Ling
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Posted - 2006.01.15 04:41:00 -
[75]
hey honesy, you know i have a Cap II BPO?
Malthros Zenobia Says - You: , Us: |
Foomanshoe
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Posted - 2006.01.15 04:50:00 -
[76]
"I got a armaggeddon in my pocket and im not talking about the ship"
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Deadspace For Dead space!
Originally by: Oveur
To the nerfmobile!
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Nanobotter Mk2
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Posted - 2006.01.15 09:01:00 -
[77]
Edited by: Nanobotter Mk2 on 15/01/2006 09:02:33
Hi, my ***** is as long as an iteron V
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Rafein
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Posted - 2006.01.15 09:10:00 -
[78]
I got some hardware to put in that empty low slot.
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Filan
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Posted - 2006.01.15 09:13:00 -
[79]
"Want to load my Paradise Cruise Missle?"
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Viruzzz2
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Posted - 2006.01.15 10:11:00 -
[80]
Edited by: Viruzzz2 on 15/01/2006 10:11:18
Quote:
"I'd scoop your corpse any day"
thats just wrong... just think about it.. its really wrong.
and everyone talking about the thorax. if you said that IRL to someone not playing eve they'd think about the bodypart called thorax (aka shoulders-stomach)
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.01.15 10:26:00 -
[81]
okay, I'll play along
"Damn, you have more curves than Istvaan has faces!"
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Jon Hawkes
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Posted - 2006.01.15 10:56:00 -
[82]
"Ramming speed!" 
Free production, refining and POS resouces site |
Charlie Gurb
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Posted - 2006.01.15 11:24:00 -
[83]
Originally by: DigitalCommunist
"I write reviews for spaceships in an online video game"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!BWAWHAWHAHAWHWHAHAHAA!!!!1111ON1ONEEO1N1!!OENEELEVELEN!E!!!3201018992TWO!!
aaaa....
*dries his eyes....
aahh....thats so sad i could cry...
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.15 11:28:00 -
[84]
my e-peen is bigger than ikvar's
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High Sierra
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Posted - 2006.01.15 11:31:00 -
[85]
Wotcher gorgeous, wanna come round and fiddle with my implants?
Yes, I fly an interceptor that means I'm in command of 150,000 pounds of thrust. And thats just in my pants!
I command the Tempest Baby.
Hi, I'm single from Jita.
I want my Titan to batter down the shields of your golden love outpost
Get your pod, you've pulled.
Heres an Isk, call your CEO cos you arent going home tonight.
Nice clothes..... they'd look great on the floor of my pod
Hi, I'm from the clone inspection agency and I'm here to inspect your implants.
My Iteron is leaving in 5 minutes, be on it.
The answers to your questions are going to be:
Yes,
No,
Desperately seeking
and
The Judge let me off with a caution.
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Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.01.15 11:40:00 -
[86]
"YARRR, prepare to be boarded!"
"You, me, one pod, any question?"
"I just plugged in my +5 charisma and I'm about to test it on you"
"You must have payed the cloner a lot of money to get this kind result!" (note use only on not so hot chicks, the hot ones are used to it)
"i wish you were a chained ratspawn so i could bang you all day long"
"Are you a courrier runner? I thought i saw you checking out my package"
"Wanna play CONCORD and outlaw? I'll agro you and you can blow the hell out of me"
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babylonstew
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Posted - 2006.01.15 12:01:00 -
[87]
'hey babe, i got billions and own a battleship'
2006.01.13 15:44:07<t><color=0xffffffff>notify<t>An attempt is underway to activate the module. Please wait until that has completed.
MOTD ^^^^^^ |
Gungankllr
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Posted - 2006.01.15 12:06:00 -
[88]
"Your dual charisma implants are impressive"
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My grandfather
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Posted - 2006.01.15 12:13:00 -
[89]
Hey baby, have you seen my snowballs?
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Kasibee'an
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Posted - 2006.01.15 12:44:00 -
[90]
"You know, I once went from downtime to downtime."
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