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Rutoo
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Posted - 2006.01.14 18:57:00 -
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"Hey Babe Want to go out i'll buy you a Deimos"
Continue :) ______________________________________________ You Put Something like that in your Sig Again and I ban you -- Oveur |

Kerushi
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:00:00 -
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Damn you look sexy, you can`t even see the implant scars! ________________
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Wrangler

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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:01:00 -
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Originally by: Rutoo "Hey Babe Want to go out i'll buy you a Deimos"
Continue :)
That isn't so much a pick up line as something which would get you arrested.
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Nistro
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:03:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler
Originally by: Rutoo "Hey Babe Want to go out i'll buy you a Deimos"
Continue :)
That isn't so much a pick up line as something which would get you arrested.
lol nice one
erm me cant think of one
mind u i did pick up my current girlfriend from eve. can't remember how i did it mind u, think i may have blew her up
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Kerushi
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:05:00 -
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Originally by: Nistro lol nice one
erm me cant think of one
mind u i did pick up my current girlfriend from eve. can't remember how i did it mind u, think i may have blew her up
girls in eve?  ________________
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My grandfather
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:06:00 -
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Hey wanna go home and check out my 1400mm autocannon?
Originally by: Imaran
*cli.. .... nahhhh. 
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ChefAce
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:06:00 -
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"Yeah, I'm in the Navy. I'm the captain of my own ship."
Just don't offer her a tour. -------------
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Deja Thoris
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:06:00 -
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Want to go for a ride on my rocket?
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Kerushi
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Evil Edna could this thread be any more pathetic?
now it can`t  ________________
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Evil Edna
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:06:00 -
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could this thread be any more pathetic?
kr0m killboard In game channel kr0m-public |

Kerushi
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Evil Edna could this thread be any more pathetic?
now it can`t  ________________
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Wrangler

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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:08:00 -
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Originally by: Evil Edna could this thread be any more pathetic?
Sure it can, I havent had many beers yet, just wait until I'm really drunk.
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Pepperami
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:10:00 -
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I just clone jumped, STD-FREE BABY! ___________________________
Originally by: TheKiller8 anyone who disagrees with my opinion is a racist.
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BloodSpoon
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:13:00 -
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i....got......zyd!
hey baby like my ice?
hey baby wanna play with my thorax? Offensive content - Laqum even more offensive content removed - Sherkaner
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unit01
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:16:00 -
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Hey there hotstuff. Wanna go back to my place and play with my thorax? |

Nistro
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:18:00 -
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Originally by: Kerushi
Originally by: Nistro lol nice one
erm me cant think of one
mind u i did pick up my current girlfriend from eve. can't remember how i did it mind u, think i may have blew her up
girls in eve? 
yes girls exsist in EVE im sure they are a rare bread but they are there and still insist on useing there femine ways even on eve to get out of being popped my GF does this quite a bit and has faild only a few time by winding hunters up and not very nice ways. GRrrrrr why as men are we weak to this attack there is no possible tank against it
*runs off to make femine charms active and passive hardners*
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Nistro
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:19:00 -
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Originally by: unit01 Hey there hotstuff. Wanna go back to my place and play with my thorax?
unit a chatup line like that would most lilkely c u spending a night behind bars 
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:22:00 -
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"Pay or die!"
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Ardent Rellik
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:22:00 -
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If its Kieron in the pub then it will go something like this:
Hi there, my name is Mr. K. I can show you my Impoc, you can even play with it if you want.... Hell, if we hit it off - you can have one for free!
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Nistro
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:24:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu "Pay or die!"
haveing the great hiest thread set as a favourite i would have thougth your pick up line would be a bit different.
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Wrangler

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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:24:00 -
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Originally by: Nistro
Originally by: unit01 Hey there hotstuff. Wanna go back to my place and play with my thorax?
unit a chatup line like that would most lilkely c u spending a night behind bars 
Depends, if he's a true nerd he actually does have a thorax and just wants to give her flying lessons.
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Nistro
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:26:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler
Originally by: Nistro
Originally by: unit01 Hey there hotstuff. Wanna go back to my place and play with my thorax?
unit a chatup line like that would most lilkely c u spending a night behind bars 
Depends, if he's a true nerd he actually does have a thorax and just wants to give her flying lessons.
yeah and even still once she see's it adn figures what it looks like and calls the police the night behind bars still applies here 
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Justus Imperius
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:29:00 -
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"You got a thermal hardener? Because its about to get hot in here" "Hey baby, how bout you lower your shields so we can get a lil closer" "Hey baby, I noticed you got 1 low slot in that condor, maybe we could find somethin to fill it."
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Wrangler

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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:30:00 -
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Originally by: Nistro
yeah and even still once she see's it adn figures what it looks like and calls the police the night behind bars still applies here 
Doesn't bother me, I'm a high ranking ISD, and ISD is a part of CONCORD, we're like teh nber coppers. 
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Justus Imperius
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:31:00 -
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"Damn, I wish you were a frequency crystal. Soooo damn hot no matter what range."
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Kendar
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:35:00 -
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Hey babe my pod got room for two, wanna join me?
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Sirkill
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:35:00 -
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Hey baby, come with me, I'm from another planet!
Hey baby, get over here, I'm a space captain!
(disclamer: using the above chatup lines is not recomended)
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Nistro
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:37:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler
Originally by: Nistro
yeah and even still once she see's it adn figures what it looks like and calls the police the night behind bars still applies here 
Doesn't bother me, I'm a high ranking ISD, and ISD is a part of CONCORD, we're like teh nber coppers. 
i amy get slapped for this but hey
Wrangler u do know this dont hold much weight in real life the cops will still come for u for showing a woman a abject shaped like the thorax even faster if you weilding such obeject in a threatning way 
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Bawldeux IV
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:52:00 -
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"wanna see my megathron?"
"I've always wanted to ride a Dominix, your place or mine?"
"Would you like me to escort you past the gate campers? (pointing at the door)"
"ya, I think making love is like flying a Freighter, better to take it slow and easy and enjoy the long ride..."
    Ooooops, had a nice siggy, but its 14k over the size limit....<sniff, tears>
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Nistro
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:54:00 -
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Edited by: Nistro on 14/01/2006 19:54:59
Originally by: Bawldeux IV
"I've always wanted to ride a Dominix, your place or mine?"
   
alot of peopel in here would be behind bar's and from old stories about prison there's plenty of ppl who would play wiht your thoraxs
[edit casue it didnt read right]
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Sensor Error
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:56:00 -
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Originally by: Nistro
yes girls exsist in EVE im sure they are a rare bread but they are there and still insist on useing there femine ways even on eve to get out of being popped my GF does this quite a bit and has faild only a few time by winding hunters up and not very nice ways. GRrrrrr why as men are we weak to this attack there is no possible tank against it
*runs off to make femine charms active and passive hardners*
For the love of all things good and right with the world, use COMMAS!!! MY EYES HAVE MELTED!!!
oh and how about
"Would you mind if I put my thorax in your hanger bay?"
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Nistro
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Posted - 2006.01.14 19:59:00 -
[32]
sry sensor
grammar has never been one of my strong points.
here's one "your pod or mine"
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Biosman
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Posted - 2006.01.14 20:04:00 -
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"why dont you slide over here so we can mingle pod goo
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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2006.01.14 20:10:00 -
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"Is that a thorax in your hanger or are you just pleased to see me?"
"Hey baby, I hope you got pelvic kinetic hardeners, hehehe."
"Whoa, are those T2 baby?"
"What're the skill requirements to fly you?"
"Baby, you bring the launcher, I'll bring the ammo, and we'll make fireworks together."
Oh wait, you said EVE's best pickup lines... ___
The world isn't going to end; we're not that lucky... |

Oventoasted
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Posted - 2006.01.14 20:17:00 -
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Originally by: Nero Scuro
"Whoa, are those T2 baby?"
lol nice - - -
MMM MMM toasted
Phoon powa! ___ /---\-- * * * * \__/ ***>-> |
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Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2006.01.14 20:20:00 -
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'Look who is locked now'
I should have slapped him for it really
My broken heart leaves my mind in pieces, temptation wins in the end |
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Asane
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Posted - 2006.01.14 20:56:00 -
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"Hey, have you done it in warpspeed?"
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Twisted Xistance
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Posted - 2006.01.14 20:57:00 -
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Edited by: Twisted Xistance on 14/01/2006 20:59:03 ok cant resist posting
how about, hey baby wanna come play... I got blue pill  come join me in wonderland and we'll see how deep the hole really goes -First there was nothing then there was Xistance, then it all got kinda Twisted- |

HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.14 21:06:00 -
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wow, ****! i didn't know you could get +5 charisma implants yet 
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.14 21:07:00 -
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hey, wanna see my nerfbat?
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Cvuos
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Posted - 2006.01.14 21:13:00 -
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My Stabber is aligned for your stargate.
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eRabbit
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Posted - 2006.01.14 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: Cvuos My Stabber is aligned for your stargate.
  
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CCP Hammer > I'm a god of past their prime rappers |

Verone
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Posted - 2006.01.14 21:22:00 -
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This thread is beyond wrong... 
Veto Member Movies |

aeti
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Posted - 2006.01.14 21:26:00 -
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where did you get those implants from?
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Lyle Waters
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Posted - 2006.01.14 21:30:00 -
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Hey honey, want to practice some undercover PVP? ___________________________________________
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Griffinator
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Posted - 2006.01.14 21:40:00 -
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Gotta love the corny ones
"wow gorgeous you got leadership 5?, because i'd follow you anywhere"
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Jonkai
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Posted - 2006.01.14 21:42:00 -
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"Hi, I'm a nerd and play EVE all day. How you like to cook me food and clean!?"
Awesome, always works.
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Vegeir
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Posted - 2006.01.14 22:05:00 -
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I couldn't help but notice your Advanced Social Adaptive Implants from across the room.
Originally by: Vegeir
Experience exists in EVE, it just isn't measured in numbers.
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Makhan
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Posted - 2006.01.14 22:13:00 -
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Hey baby, I see you eyeing my thorax.
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Dale Cussler
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Posted - 2006.01.14 22:24:00 -
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The worrying bit about this thread is that it just reinforces again the ... peculiar... shape of the Thorax.
Which makes me wonder, who the hell is responsible for that design anyway?
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MysticNZ
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Posted - 2006.01.14 22:35:00 -
[51]
Warp Drive Active! -
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Drakus Felborne
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Posted - 2006.01.14 23:18:00 -
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Originally by: Dale Cussler The worrying bit about this thread is that it just reinforces again the ... peculiar... shape of the Thorax.
Which makes me wonder, who the hell is responsible for that design anyway?
I wonder if it is just coincidence. The design is very sleek, for an asymetric ship. It's the silhoutte of the profile that makes you wonder... |

Freada
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Posted - 2006.01.14 23:21:00 -
[53]
Hi there, this is a jump clone.
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Kaeten
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Posted - 2006.01.14 23:24:00 -
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Originally by: Rutoo "Hey Babe Want to go out i'll buy you a Deimos"
Continue :)
wrong, wrong...
"Hey Babe, wanna see my deimos"
 Latest Movie: RKK - Meatshield |

Dan Black
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Posted - 2006.01.14 23:34:00 -
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If I ever go out, You sleep with an entire blob, babe.
Can you say 'Hawt'....
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Gerome Doutrande
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Posted - 2006.01.14 23:39:00 -
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Wanna go get stuck with me baby? 
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Bryan Durl
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Posted - 2006.01.14 23:44:00 -
[57]
Lets go lag out in rens Or Lets go find some omber together.... ------------------- How did i get here?
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Admiral IceBlock
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Posted - 2006.01.15 00:17:00 -
[58]
"Do you want to see my spaceship?"
"We brake for nobody"
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Saicon
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Posted - 2006.01.15 00:37:00 -
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"Babe, these people are EVE nerds. Escape while you still can! By the way, my name's Saicon, nice to meet you, can I buy you a drink? So what...." etc etc. -------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Naginataii
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Posted - 2006.01.15 00:43:00 -
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you guys really need to train your social skills..
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Zero Omega
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Posted - 2006.01.15 00:59:00 -
[61]
Originally by: Wrangler
Originally by: Rutoo "Hey Babe Want to go out i'll buy you a Deimos"
Continue :)
That isn't so much a pick up line as something which would get you arrested.
Maybe its my general in experience...
But how would that get you arrested? (or any of the other comments people are saying would get you behind bars.)
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Shittake
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Posted - 2006.01.15 00:59:00 -
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While sitting back in my chair, my perverted mind thinking about an Iteron 5 ramming into a Typhoon, I thought of these pickup lines:
"Get your battle clone ready because when we get home, your implants won't survive the night"
"May I dock my Iteron in your hanger?"
"Your Zyd-colored eyes are only surpassed by your nicely shaped implants"
"I got some dancing girls in my cargohold, let's make an orgy out it, the janitors in my hanger will clean things up later"
"Take it all off or I will right-click and choose jettison"
Sorry, it's the best I got, probably why I am still single 
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Danton Marcellus
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Posted - 2006.01.15 00:59:00 -
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I'm the CEO of a corporation in an online game you know.
Remind me about The Maze.
I'm Danton Marcellus and I approve of this message. |

BloodSpoon
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Posted - 2006.01.15 01:19:00 -
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Originally by: Zero Omega
Originally by: Wrangler
Originally by: Rutoo "Hey Babe Want to go out i'll buy you a Deimos"
Continue :)
That isn't so much a pick up line as something which would get you arrested.
Maybe its my general in experience...
But how would that get you arrested? (or any of the other comments people are saying would get you behind bars.)
soliciting a prostitute......
or promoting prostitution
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The bovine species shal overcome their oppresion |

Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2006.01.15 02:36:00 -
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Originally by: Danton Marcellus I'm the CEO of a corporation in an online game you know.
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The world isn't going to end; we're not that lucky... |

Sarmea Moon
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Posted - 2006.01.15 02:44:00 -
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It's all fun and games, until someone pulls out an Iteron.... --------- "English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through thier pockets for loose grammar. " |

nahtoh
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Posted - 2006.01.15 02:49:00 -
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Originally by: Nistro Edited by: Nistro on 14/01/2006 19:54:59
Originally by: Bawldeux IV
"I've always wanted to ride a Dominix, your place or mine?"
   
alot of peopel in here would be behind bar's and from old stories about prison there's plenty of ppl who would play wiht your thoraxs
[edit casue it didnt read right]
It still don't  ========= "I am not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why can`t we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem fix its self |

Ikvar
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Posted - 2006.01.15 03:12:00 -
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'Hey baby, I'm not wearing any warp core stabs' 
Originally by: Avon I actually enjoy crafting in EQ2.
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Lunas Feelgood
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Posted - 2006.01.15 03:30:00 -
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'Hey baby is that a 1400mm or you just happy to see me 
Works Everytime
Btw best thread ever
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Joan Smith
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Posted - 2006.01.15 03:34:00 -
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Originally by: Justus Imperius "Damn, I wish you were a frequency crystal. Soooo damn hot no matter what range."
that one is good :P
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Lord Frost
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Posted - 2006.01.15 03:47:00 -
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Wanna go back to my outpost and sit on my reinforced bulkhead?
Wanna be my slavehound?
Hang on babe, let me tackle you in my interceptor.
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TheKiller8
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Posted - 2006.01.15 04:06:00 -
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"Girl, my 1400's could wreck you all day long"
"lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.. baby"
"Why settle for a rax when you can have.. the geddon"
"That's right baby, all T2"
"I'm just a man, my geddon is the legend"
"Baby I could mine you all day long"
"Strip your fitting and show me your base stats, baby"
"Wanna see my titan?"
"I'd scoop your corpse any day"
"When you jumped into this bar you warped straight into my heart"
"Not even a cloaking device could hide your beauty"
"Even plated you'd still look good"
"Baby you make my hardeners go active"
"Wow I know strip miners smaller than those"
"I might be a pirate but you could be my care bear any day"
"Safety first, baby, got stabs?"
"Requesting docking permission.. baby"
"Baby, nos me"
.: Click 2 See My Flash Animations :. |

DigitalCommunist
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Posted - 2006.01.15 04:11:00 -
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"I write reviews for spaceships in an online video game"
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Vegeir
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Posted - 2006.01.15 04:18:00 -
[74]
Originally by: DigitalCommunist "I write reviews for spaceships in an online video game"
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Originally by: Vegeir
Experience exists in EVE, it just isn't measured in numbers.
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Sergio Ling
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Posted - 2006.01.15 04:41:00 -
[75]
hey honesy, you know i have a Cap II BPO?
Malthros Zenobia Says - You: , Us: |

Foomanshoe
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Posted - 2006.01.15 04:50:00 -
[76]
"I got a armaggeddon in my pocket and im not talking about the ship" _______________________________________________ Deadspace For Dead space!
Originally by: Oveur
To the nerfmobile!
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Nanobotter Mk2
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Posted - 2006.01.15 09:01:00 -
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Edited by: Nanobotter Mk2 on 15/01/2006 09:02:33 Hi, my ***** is as long as an iteron V
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Rafein
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Posted - 2006.01.15 09:10:00 -
[78]
I got some hardware to put in that empty low slot.
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Filan
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Posted - 2006.01.15 09:13:00 -
[79]
"Want to load my Paradise Cruise Missle?"
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Viruzzz2
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Posted - 2006.01.15 10:11:00 -
[80]
Edited by: Viruzzz2 on 15/01/2006 10:11:18
Quote: "I'd scoop your corpse any day"
thats just wrong... just think about it.. its really wrong.
and everyone talking about the thorax. if you said that IRL to someone not playing eve they'd think about the bodypart called thorax (aka shoulders-stomach)
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Samirol
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Posted - 2006.01.15 10:26:00 -
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okay, I'll play along
"Damn, you have more curves than Istvaan has faces!"
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Jon Hawkes
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Posted - 2006.01.15 10:56:00 -
[82]
"Ramming speed!" 
Free production, refining and POS resouces site |

Charlie Gurb
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Posted - 2006.01.15 11:24:00 -
[83]
Originally by: DigitalCommunist "I write reviews for spaceships in an online video game"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!BWAWHAWHAHAWHWHAHAHAA!!!!1111ON1ONEEO1N1!!OENEELEVELEN!E!!!3201018992TWO!!
aaaa.... *dries his eyes.... aahh....thats so sad i could cry...
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.01.15 11:28:00 -
[84]
my e-peen is bigger than ikvar's 
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High Sierra
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Posted - 2006.01.15 11:31:00 -
[85]
Wotcher gorgeous, wanna come round and fiddle with my implants?
Yes, I fly an interceptor that means I'm in command of 150,000 pounds of thrust. And thats just in my pants!
I command the Tempest Baby.
Hi, I'm single from Jita.
I want my Titan to batter down the shields of your golden love outpost
Get your pod, you've pulled.
Heres an Isk, call your CEO cos you arent going home tonight.
Nice clothes..... they'd look great on the floor of my pod
Hi, I'm from the clone inspection agency and I'm here to inspect your implants.
My Iteron is leaving in 5 minutes, be on it.
The answers to your questions are going to be:
Yes, No, Desperately seeking and The Judge let me off with a caution.
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Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.01.15 11:40:00 -
[86]
"YARRR, prepare to be boarded!"
"You, me, one pod, any question?"
"I just plugged in my +5 charisma and I'm about to test it on you"
"You must have payed the cloner a lot of money to get this kind result!" (note use only on not so hot chicks, the hot ones are used to it)
"i wish you were a chained ratspawn so i could bang you all day long"
"Are you a courrier runner? I thought i saw you checking out my package"
"Wanna play CONCORD and outlaw? I'll agro you and you can blow the hell out of me"
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babylonstew
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Posted - 2006.01.15 12:01:00 -
[87]
'hey babe, i got billions and own a battleship' 
2006.01.13 15:44:07<t><color=0xffffffff>notify<t>An attempt is underway to activate the module. Please wait until that has completed.
MOTD ^^^^^^ |

Gungankllr
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Posted - 2006.01.15 12:06:00 -
[88]
"Your dual charisma implants are impressive"
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My grandfather
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Posted - 2006.01.15 12:13:00 -
[89]
Hey baby, have you seen my snowballs?
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Kasibee'an
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Posted - 2006.01.15 12:44:00 -
[90]
"You know, I once went from downtime to downtime."
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Sir JoJo
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Posted - 2006.01.15 13:46:00 -
[91]
"i shoot as far as my 1400mm"
Originally by: Eris Discordia As a minmatar I have to say the only good Amarr is a dead Amarr
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000Hunter000
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Posted - 2006.01.15 13:55:00 -
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Just buy and wear an eve T-shirt, if there is a girl there that plays it too (rare occation?) u will have immediate conversation i'm sure, comparing your ship setup and the benefits of armor over shieldtanking, while the rest of the bar starts to look funny at u like u 2 came from Jita. 
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GoGo Yubari
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Posted - 2006.01.15 15:23:00 -
[93]
"Hey, I'm not with these nerds."
*walk away with girl*
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Validus Rackham
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Posted - 2006.01.15 23:39:00 -
[94]
"Are you a pirate because you look just like an Angel"
"Want to see my Megathron?"
"Want to see my Snake implant?" (Make sure it's not low-grade )
and of course Hammer's favorite...
"Boobies!!"
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Zaakary
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Posted - 2006.01.16 00:18:00 -
[95]
"Does your clones come here often?"
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Schiklegruber
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Posted - 2006.01.16 00:29:00 -
[96]
Not sure any of these will get my 'docking request accepted' any time soon.
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Caldari Citizen 5236
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Posted - 2006.01.16 00:29:00 -
[97]
Not sure any of these will get my 'docking request accepted' any time soon.
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Gothikia
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Posted - 2006.01.16 00:57:00 -
[98]
Edited by: Gothikia on 16/01/2006 00:57:15 "So is it my POS or your POS? " "I got something leathal to show you, and it aint got no falloff point "
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Ace Combat
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Posted - 2006.01.16 01:49:00 -
[99]
First a thread written almost entirely in binary, now this 
Man I love this place lol 
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Ace Combat
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Posted - 2006.01.16 01:50:00 -
[100]
oh and what about "So what does 100 isk buy me"
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Ebedar
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Posted - 2006.01.16 02:01:00 -
[101]
"Got any Intaki in you? Want some?"
"I saw you and realised it's down time."
"Is it true you suck more than an Ares?"
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BloodSpoon
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Posted - 2006.01.16 02:06:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Ebedar "I saw you and realised it's down time."
depends on how she looks then it might be uptime during downtime :P
Offensive content - Laqum even more offensive content removed - Sherkaner This is even MORE offensive content!
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Wild Ice
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Posted - 2006.01.16 02:12:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Wrangler
Originally by: Evil Edna could this thread be any more pathetic?
Sure it can, I havent had many beers yet, just wait until I'm really drunk.
Wrangler just pulls out his wallet and opens to the picture of.... http://www.winterblink.com/wda/index.php?i=68 
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Kalinin
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Posted - 2006.01.16 02:23:00 -
[104]
"Hi, i play an online game for 6 hours every night" 
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Jabba DaSlut
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Posted - 2006.01.16 03:11:00 -
[105]
i dont imagine youd get to enjoy the "finer" things in life.. being suspended in some sort of protective jelly, at least not without appearing in the local cloneing station a few moments after you both shed your capsule to get it on..
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Tony Fats
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Posted - 2006.01.16 04:34:00 -
[106]
I wanna put my Thorax in your Typhoon and tank your fingernails across my back alllll niiiiight loooong.
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Tarack
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Posted - 2006.01.16 06:16:00 -
[107]
Bah who needs a Pickup line, I just flash a bag of high Q Crash, and they come running
WTS: 1 Ex-wife, slightly used. Fully equiped, includes, My house, my car, my dog and my new ex girlfriend................. |

Constantinee
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Posted - 2006.01.16 06:37:00 -
[108]
Edited by: Constantinee on 16/01/2006 06:39:24 Edited by: Constantinee on 16/01/2006 06:38:43 "Hey girlie you wanna go for aride in my zealot if there isent to much lag ill take ya to jita to see the shuttle clog! :)"
"My Mega Beam Laser is 40 Feet Long!!!!!"
"ill show you my apoc if you show me your raven"
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Wakibaki
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Posted - 2006.01.16 09:03:00 -
[109]
Ah dear all very cute, but u cant beat the classics
"Fancy a Quicky"
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Sheriff Jones
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Posted - 2006.01.16 10:26:00 -
[110]
"I've seen the glory of the city of god, i've seen the beauty of the EVE gate, i've been amazed by the presence of a titan...but girl, you make it all look like WoW."
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Wakibaki
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Posted - 2006.02.02 13:06:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Sheriff Jones "I've seen the glory of the city of god, i've seen the beauty of the EVE gate, i've been amazed by the presence of a titan...but girl, you make it all look like WoW."
Get your coat u've pulled
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pshepherd
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Posted - 2006.02.02 14:09:00 -
[112]
Originally by: Ikvar 'Hey baby, I'm not wearing any warp core stabs' 
then you find out she's a member of BE 
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Sharcy
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Posted - 2006.02.02 14:34:00 -
[113]
This is too hard to resist...
Originally by: Nistro mind u i did pick up my current girlfriend from eve. can't remember how i did it mind u, think i may have blew her up
So... would that be... like... any different from your usual "girlfriends"?  
OT: "Hi there... would you like to be my Minmatar girl?"
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Luigi Thirty
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Posted - 2006.02.02 14:40:00 -
[114]
"I'd like to shoot my mining laser at her as...teroid."
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Butter Dog
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Posted - 2006.02.02 14:44:00 -
[115]
This is officially the most cringe-worthy thread I've ever read, on any discussion board, ever.
You should all be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves. Though the percentage of hardcore EVE players who even could 'pick up' in bars is probably in single figures :p
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Metternich Stele
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Posted - 2006.02.02 14:57:00 -
[116]
I've got a passive hardner and x-large extender fitted, wanna PvP love?
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Sky Spawn
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Posted - 2006.02.02 15:19:00 -
[117]
"Fancy a 1v1?"
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Aiam Notanalt
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Posted - 2006.02.02 16:21:00 -
[118]
I play an online game for 6 hours every night, but for u iŠll cancel my subscription and spend the time making u happy.
P.S. It worked, and i still play every night and i donŠt have to cook anymore 
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Burlock Ironfist
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Posted - 2006.02.02 16:37:00 -
[119]
Originally by: Aiam Notanalt I play an online game for 6 hours every night, but for u iŠll cancel my subscription and spend the time making u happy.
P.S. It worked, and i still play every night and i donŠt have to cook anymore 
you are indeed a king amongst men then mate
cause even i still have to cook 
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Buraken v2
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Posted - 2006.02.02 16:41:00 -
[120]
[arnold schwarzenegger voice]
The Apocalypse is ready to dock O_O
[/arnold schwarzenegger voice]
Originally by: Sergio Ling have you read the news AT ALL? there's your offical response. people, is it a case of 'omg i r angry, to the forums i go?'
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Shaemell Buttleson
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Posted - 2006.02.02 16:42:00 -
[121]
Originally by: Lunas Feelgood 'Hey baby is that a 1400mm or you just happy to see me 
Works Everytime
Btw best thread ever
OMG lunas it had to be you! 
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Don Carn'age
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Posted - 2006.02.02 17:15:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Nistro
Originally by: Wrangler
Originally by: Rutoo "Hey Babe Want to go out i'll buy you a Deimos"
Continue :)
That isn't so much a pick up line as something which would get you arrested.
lol nice one
erm me cant think of one
mind u i did pick up my current girlfriend from eve. can't remember how i did it mind u, think i may have blew her up
Dude sure she wasent a guy? _______________________
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Wulfstan
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Posted - 2006.02.02 18:45:00 -
[123]
Hey baby, wanna see my weapon upgrade? It goes off after three seconds.
Erm, no, wait a sec ... I'll get me coat.
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Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2006.02.02 18:59:00 -
[124]
Originally by: Nistro
Originally by: unit01 Hey there hotstuff. Wanna go back to my place and play with my thorax?
unit a chatup line like that would most lilkely c u spending a night behind bars 
Chat up lines get you arrested? Damn your country most suck  -------
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Cvuos
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Posted - 2006.02.02 19:51:00 -
[125]
Request docking permission.
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Wulfstan
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Posted - 2006.02.02 20:01:00 -
[126]
Fly me to the moon And let me play among the stars Let me see what spring is like On Minmatar and Mars In other words hold my hand In other words darling kiss me
**** while I was singing that I took my eye off the scanner ... hull is *****ing ... trying to align for warp ... aaaaargh the flames, the flames ... romance has no place in a pod pilot's life 
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Kalamurii Izanthor
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Posted - 2006.02.03 06:15:00 -
[127]
Wanna try my railgun? I can penetrate just about anything
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My grandfather
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Posted - 2006.02.03 06:25:00 -
[128]
Is this thread still alive? 
'Hey baby, mind showing me your deadspace?'
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Don Carn'age
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Posted - 2006.02.03 08:57:00 -
[129]
Nice blackhole baby! _______________________
(\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world Domination. |

Angelfang
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Posted - 2006.02.03 09:09:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Kerushi
girls in eve? 
Lots actually. Some on their own, some drawn to the game by their bfs, they are usually crafters too 
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w0rmy
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Posted - 2006.02.03 09:18:00 -
[131]
Originally by: ChefAce "Yeah, I'm in the Navy. I'm the captain of my own ship."
Just don't offer her a tour.
You always did have a hankering for sea men.
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w0rmy
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Posted - 2006.02.03 09:19:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Kalamurii Izanthor Wanna try my railgun? I can penetrate just about anything
Its a civilian one isnt it 
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Oveur

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Posted - 2006.02.03 11:35:00 -
[133]
My pickup line is far from interesting, however the replies are far more interesting 
"Hey, I'm Oveur"
See, not very interesting. This is what I typically get back.
"Cool! Have you seen Eris around?"
"Awesome, have you seen TomB around?"
"I heard TomB's nerfbat is huge ..."
"*THWAP* You nerfed my missiles!"
"So kieron was really a marine huh? Seen him around?"
"Sakki sakki Cap Recharger II BPO. Love you long time"
"I heard Eris really is a girl, have you seen her around?"
"Nice. I have something do discuss with Wrangler, seen him around?"
"ORLY? Just the man I've been looking for the last 2 years. Unnerf projectiles or die a slow painful death."
"Where did you get that silly name from? Hellmar is so much more cool, have you seen him around?"
"Unban Jade Constantine"
"I heard Eris is hot"
"Unban Jade Constantine"
"Which nerfbat is bigger, yours or TomB's?"
"Do you think Hammerhead will like my boobies?" Senior Producer EVE Online
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keepiru
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Posted - 2006.02.03 12:22:00 -
[134]
Originally by: Oveur "Do you think Hammerhead will like my boobies?"

win. ------------- Please fix the stacking algorythm, it's a disgrace!
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Smagd
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Posted - 2006.02.03 12:28:00 -
[135]
Originally by: keepiru
Originally by: Oveur
My pickup line is far from interesting, however the replies are far more interesting
"Hey, I'm Oveur"
See, not very interesting. This is what I typically get back.
[...]
"ORLY? Just the man I've been looking for the last 2 years. Unnerf projectiles or die a slow painful death."
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I bet I know what you'd reply 
Smagd.
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Wulfstan
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Posted - 2006.02.03 12:32:00 -
[136]
Edited by: Wulfstan on 03/02/2006 12:33:04 Never sure if you Icelandic guys have it good or bad.
You have among the sexiest girls on the planet.
... however your beer is like about a tenner a pint!
In fact, that's something that all the Scandinavian countries have in common. It's a conspiracy I tell ya.
(Edit - spelling country name right!)
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Sharcy
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Posted - 2006.02.03 12:49:00 -
[137]
Originally by: Oveur "Sakki sakki Cap Recharger II BPO. Love you long time"
CCP must be making a lot of money, if you can visit such expensive "nightclubs"... 
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Tsual
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Posted - 2006.02.03 13:07:00 -
[138]
Am I the only one who thinks that "Hi" just beats all those lines.
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Gauge Lockhart
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Posted - 2006.02.03 14:01:00 -
[139]
Heya, hotstuff... mind if i send a probe into your assteriod?
/sorry... so very sorry.  _______________________________________________
-=The Believer is Happy; the Skeptic is Wise=-
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Matthias DuBastyra
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Posted - 2006.02.03 14:26:00 -
[140]
Edited by: Matthias DuBastyra on 03/02/2006 14:26:34 Well, one that was used on me:
"Hey there, handsome. Is that a Megathron in your pocket or are you just glad to see me."
To which I promptly responded:
"It's a Megathron."
Matthias DuBastyra Draconis Wing Commander
Quote: "He Who Controls the Spice, Controls the Universe" Baron Harkonen
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Eris Discordia

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Posted - 2006.02.03 14:45:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Oveur blablabla

Oh Oveur <3 you
Oveur is like a very funny carebear, who goes Yarr to show he isn't innocent. He's like the green one from Happy Tree Friends 
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Sharcy
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Posted - 2006.02.03 14:58:00 -
[142]
Originally by: Eris Discordia Oveur is like a very funny carebear, who goes Yarr to show he isn't innocent. He's like the green one from Happy Tree Friends 
*googles*

Ehm... which one? Surely you don't mean Russell?
Quote: Russell Batten down the hatches when this sea otter pirate comes aboard. He's got a great right hook!

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Matthew Johnson
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Posted - 2006.02.03 15:03:00 -
[143]
"Baby? Did you just get podded, or why is some green goo sticking in your nose?"
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000Hunter000
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Posted - 2006.02.03 15:14:00 -
[144]
Reading Oveurs thread i almost feel sorry for him...
Almost 
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Jin Entres
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Posted - 2006.02.03 16:48:00 -
[145]
"If you accept my gang invite I'll warp you to my safespot"
"Seeing you made my hardeners turn on"
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fuze
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Posted - 2006.02.03 23:03:00 -
[146]
Forget Eve, you're way cuter. ;) ___________________________ By your command |

Calleb
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Posted - 2006.02.03 23:55:00 -
[147]

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Soren
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Posted - 2006.02.04 00:03:00 -
[148]
Edited by: Soren on 04/02/2006 00:04:14
Originally by: Oveur
"ORLY? Just the man I've been looking for the last 2 years. Unnerf projectiles or die a slow painful death."
So you admit they need to be unnerfed. 
Originally by: Eris Discordia
Originally by: Oveur blablabla

Oh Oveur <3 you
Oveur is like a very funny carebear, who goes Yarr to show he isn't innocent. He's like the green one from Happy Tree Friends 
Happy tree friends 4tw..
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