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Kuolematon
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Posted - 2006.01.18 12:44:00 -
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 Originally by: Malken
and giggles for koulematon coming in and setting fire to himself once again 
Yes I know. It's a hard responsibility we forum warriors must endure. 
If you feel like supporting me, send some isk!
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RedWyvern
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Posted - 2006.01.18 12:51:00 -
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the amount of posters here who are completely ignorant of the fact that this thread is a ****take, and that the op (plus most of those going along with the joke) are/were ebil pirates themselves, is just depressing. 
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Plan Neun
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Posted - 2006.01.18 12:59:00 -
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Originally by: Necrologic
The snigg barge fleet will come help. We have been experimenting with Ghandi style non-violent protesting, and i am convinced it will help here!
Lmao, thanks for a good laugh.
"I Will Drug You and Fluff You, through the permafrost"
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Desired Username
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Posted - 2006.01.18 12:59:00 -
[34]
Why do I always read the funny ones when I have a mouth full of food!
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Grimwalius d'Antan
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Posted - 2006.01.18 13:02:00 -
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I feel... uninformed and slightly stupid.
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Tiffany Aleeus
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Posted - 2006.01.18 13:04:00 -
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Ha! Best thread ever!
As an indyist, I don't like being blown up with my barge.
However, I think 70-80% of the EVE population are all pirate-wannabes at heart.
So pirate peeps can keep attacking everyone, cuz one of these days, they're gunna put down their Strip Miner and pickup a couple of blasters.
I believe this game is evolutionary, where the final stage in evolution is piracy.  
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Kinsy
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Posted - 2006.01.18 13:05:00 -
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Soren, just go and put 6 Smartbombs on your Vaga and pwn em in the eyesockets 
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.01.18 13:35:00 -
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Ignore all these charalatans, the only way to stop them is to hold hands and run around in a circle before sacrificing to the Deity Velsharoon. This sacrifice should be legal but nubile. Send to ennur in a Navy Thron with fsction mods. You know what to do Liu.
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Grim Starwind
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Posted - 2006.01.18 14:03:00 -
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Originally by: Trey Azagthoth
For the sum of of 100 billion ISK, I shall repel these so called "griefers" back to the hole they crawled from. But to be perfectly honest, I think PVP should be just taken from the game completely. Nothing good ever comes from it...
The whole fun in EVE is PvP apart from that it'd just be a boring single player game where you can talk to other people. What's the point in a big MMORPG if you can't shoot another player? If you don't think PVP should be in the game because it's crap. Why don't you just not play it?
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Grim Starwind
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Posted - 2006.01.18 14:10:00 -
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OMG after reading this whole post. Wtf is everyones problem. PVP is part of eve. moaning about it being in the game is STUPID especially since you pay to play the game.. you should be well aware of what the game is about. Without PVP I'd imagine about 80% or more of the server would just quit. It'd be boring as hell. As for the corp war against you. There is nothing unfair about a corp declaring war on you just for the hell of it. Look at real life, country's go to war for no real reason. It's a game people. I would declare war on everyone if I could. It's just fun lol
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2006.01.18 14:19:00 -
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Dude your a nobody, you have no idea who LOOT or PAK are so leave this quite obvious JOKE thread alone. People here have a long history and obviously you dont get the joke ^^
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RedWyvern
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Posted - 2006.01.18 14:53:00 -
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Originally by: Grim Starwind
OMG after reading this whole post. Wtf is everyones problem. PVP is part of eve. moaning about it being in the game is STUPID especially since you pay to play the game.. you should be well aware of what the game is about. Without PVP I'd imagine about 80% or more of the server would just quit. It'd be boring as hell. As for the corp war against you. There is nothing unfair about a corp declaring war on you just for the hell of it. Look at real life, country's go to war for no real reason. It's a game people. I would declare war on everyone if I could. It's just fun lol
Sigh.
/me shrugs, puts on the concrete shoes, and jumps off the bridge.
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FoRGyL
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Posted - 2006.01.18 15:00:00 -
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TY!
I thank god and Liu for this thread!
LMFAO
-out-
P.S Ty again
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Chronus26
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Posted - 2006.01.18 15:04:00 -
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I'll save you Liu! I have the perfect plan! I'll give you the secret fitting that'll let you win any war!
Here goes...
1 Velator
2x Civilian electron blasters
1x Civilian Afterburner
1x Civilian armour repairer
1x Warp Core Stabilizer I
Don't tell the bad guys its a secret... shhh....
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Wotar
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Posted - 2006.01.18 15:05:00 -
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15:03 18.01.06
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Good news! Our research has been fruitful and I believe we have a patentable Sarcasm Detector II blueprint.
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Xtro 2
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Posted - 2006.01.18 16:06:00 -
[46]
Originally by: MrMorph
Originally by: Trac3rt
Get into combat ships, and defend yourselves.
Crying like a girl only proves you are weak. An ISK heavy corp with lots of expensive gear unwilling to defend themselves is the prime target for a PvP corp looking for soft empire targets.
People need to get out of the mindset that you need a years worth of skill traning to PvP. A bunch of people working together can take on far more experianced players in better ships within a couple of weeks of creating a character.
I bet this corp that declared on you has its members running around solo in battleships looking for ganks. Send in Frigate fleets for their solo hunters, and stay out of the way when they get a fleet of their own together. Once they realise they are losing expensive ships, yet failing to get easy ganks, they will find a softer target to war-dec instead.
Either do something about your situation, or roll over and let them walk all over you. Whining won't get you aywhere.
Someone sell this dude a clue....
Agreed, sarcasm just isnt appreciated by some players it seems.
Hell of a giggle tho.
UPC - PVP'ers Good and Bad, How Do You Want Peace?
Through Talk Or In A Casket? We Decide!
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sgt spike
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Posted - 2006.01.18 17:12:00 -
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Edited by: sgt spike on 18/01/2006 17:13:39
Originally by: Grim Starwind
OMG after reading this whole post. Wtf is everyones problem. PVP is part of eve. moaning about it being in the game is STUPID especially since you pay to play the game.. you should be well aware of what the game is about. Without PVP I'd imagine about 80% or more of the server would just quit. It'd be boring as hell. As for the corp war against you. There is nothing unfair about a corp declaring war on you just for the hell of it. Look at real life, country's go to war for no real reason. It's a game people. I would declare war on everyone if I could. It's just fun lol
ok m8 imagine this whole thread isnt a thread , its a conversation between some guys in a pub and people are sitting together at a table drinking beer and saying the things that are written here.
then imagine you have missed the whole point because its not your local, you dont know the guys and the wife only lets you out once a month (welcome to my life)
do you think omfg call the cops theyre gonna kick off any second now? or do you stop applying the slippery hand cream that overcomes the friction between hand and pint, take a long drink from that ice cold pint of beer and listen to guys takin the mickey out of each other?
i know what im doin
*sgt spike *****s open a xxxx
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Ghargon
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Posted - 2006.01.18 17:38:00 -
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LOL this post has definately made my day. TOO much PVP 
i smell a carebear 
on a more practical note: Fight, have some fun, and learn about other aspects of the game besides roids.
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Gaiam
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Posted - 2006.01.18 17:41:00 -
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if the war declaration isnt mutual its griefing, Loot will most likely not want to "mutually war" you if they are griefers as you claim, so if Pak declares mutual war Loot will lose interest and find a griefable target.
then you can mine pyro in peace.
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Xtro 2
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Posted - 2006.01.18 17:47:00 -
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/me clasps head into hand, and shaked head slowly.
UPC - PVP'ers Good and Bad, How Do You Want Peace?
Through Talk Or In A Casket? We Decide!
Peace My Brothers... |
JoKane
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Posted - 2006.01.18 17:58:00 -
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Originally by: Trac3rt
I bet this corp that declared on you has its members running around solo in battleships looking for ganks. Send in Frigate fleets for their solo hunters, and stay out of the way when they get a fleet of their own together. Once they realise they are losing expensive ships, yet failing to get easy ganks, they will find a softer target to war-dec instead.
Hello! Reality check! How on earth could a frigate compete with a battleship? The BS can mount LARGE guns and the frigate only small. LARGE guns = mucho damage and small = tiny damage.
The BS would pwn any frig in just one shot and I also do belive it should be able to tank them forever also. Just look at the armageddon, it got 8 low slots and therefor the best tank ingame since armor tank owns shieldtankers hard! What frig could compete with that. Dont try to fool them into doing suicide things please, not everyone enjoys pvp.
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Garreck
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Posted - 2006.01.18 18:03:00 -
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I'm...I'm really not sure what to say. I'm not even a part of the "inner ring" that this thread was aimed at, and I caught the joke and got quite a laugh out of it.
Anybody care to place bets on how many more serious and opinionated posts continue to flow in after it's been announced that this whole thread was for laughs?
Garreck
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Skipsta
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Posted - 2006.01.18 18:05:00 -
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War costs them money, so don't let them make any out of you. Put your barges and haulers away for a while, and either fly PVP ships or shuttles around. Keep an up to date clone and try to avoid smacktalking them - they will lose interest pretty soon if they don't kill any valuable ships.
If they really are determained to grief you, just add em to your friends list. The second they enter a system your in, dock at a station and log off so they don't get the satisfaction of the chase. Don't log off in space though, that would just be downright cheating. Start an alt to give you something to do while your denying them the fun of killing you.
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Wotar
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Posted - 2006.01.18 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Garreck
Anybody care to place bets on how many more serious and opinionated posts continue to flow in after it's been announced that this whole thread was for laughs?
At least one ^
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RedWyvern
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Posted - 2006.01.18 18:35:00 -
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Originally by: Wotar
Originally by: Garreck
Anybody care to place bets on how many more serious and opinionated posts continue to flow in after it's been announced that this whole thread was for laughs?
At least one ^
I bet 10m this is going to go on for at least two more pages.
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sgt spike
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Posted - 2006.01.18 20:12:00 -
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Originally by: JoKane
Originally by: Trac3rt
I bet this corp that declared on you has its members running around solo in battleships looking for ganks. Send in Frigate fleets for their solo hunters, and stay out of the way when they get a fleet of their own together. Once they realise they are losing expensive ships, yet failing to get easy ganks, they will find a softer target to war-dec instead.
Hello! Reality check! How on earth could a frigate compete with a battleship? The BS can mount LARGE guns and the frigate only small. LARGE guns = mucho damage and small = tiny damage.
The BS would pwn any frig in just one shot and I also do belive it should be able to tank them forever also. Just look at the armageddon, it got 8 low slots and therefor the best tank ingame since armor tank owns shieldtankers hard! What frig could compete with that. Dont try to fool them into doing suicide things please, not everyone enjoys pvp.
my frig vs your large gunned geddon anytime u like pal
*sgt spike casts the line once more into the still waters and waits for the ripples to die away
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Marko Debreault
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Posted - 2006.01.18 20:23:00 -
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When Battle Angels was just a small production corp we were attacked by griefers, just as PAK has been attacked. In sympathy to PAK's plight I will dedicate the full industrial might of the Battle Angels corporation to defending PAK. We will be giving free frigates and cruisers to any mercenary or pvp corp who can rescue PAK from these griefers! We will give you good deals on modules to equip your ships, too. We have tech2 75mm gatling railguns, as well.
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Plim
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Posted - 2006.01.18 21:14:00 -
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Looks like somebody just caught a boat load
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Trevedian
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Posted - 2006.01.18 21:43:00 -
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Kr0m pledges their support to help...
LOOT pwn u guys!
Hahahahahaha...
Erm, is LOOT even still around?
Sex0r > you're bounty turns me on.. you seem like the kind of amarrian to dominate me
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Gift
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Posted - 2006.01.18 21:44:00 -
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If your intrest is peace, LOOT demands 1 unit of Exit Wound!
If this demand is not met by the end of the day today, I will be forced to reapeat it.
Give us our member back!
That is all.
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