seriously?

Boredom starting November 20th.

Since no one has agreed yet with Harry, let me be the first.

I love the idea of the mines! I propose we call them... Anaconda mines. I think that name has a good ring to it. I expect an extra Scorpion, Ishukone Watch in my hangar for such a good idea.

To add to your wunderbar ideen, I propose further ideas to cement the change of power...

A module that projects holograms of extra ships to make it look like you have friends in a fleet. They will even occupy local with random scary names to make it really look like you could muster a fleet. Local will go into tidi, further confirming to your enemies that you have finally gathered a fleet that is not terrible. An additional highslot module can be used in conjunction with it that randomly types taunts into local. Another highslots module can project fake damage onto a targeted enemy ship. The enemy will see damage to his ship, but it won't be real- just an infection of his display systems.

A new service can be unveiled as another way to spend plex. For the small sum of 1 plex, you will be able to hire 20 virtual assistants in a sweatshop who will **** post in the eve-o forums nonstop for 10 hours each. They will each have a unique and permanent eve name and appear to be in your corp. As an added bonus, they will inflate your corp numbers to make it look as though people actually joined your corp.

Soon people will wish the Goons were back in power.

The new catchphrase on the forums will be "grrr Harry"

Guerilla-style Warfare Support - Tactics to chip away at the behemoths have surfaced, allowing small fleets of mercenaries, saboteurs and troublemakers to become cause for concern for even the most reinforced of alliance strongholds.

this is too good to be true, we need bombs to deploy on their station! blasting those alliances to heaven!

nullsec theme park will burn! solo pilots will lead the new millenium!... grillparty starting November 19!

provide us some serious stuff here to shakeup those nullsec teddybears!

edit: we need POS Busters, timebombs, mines, devices that disrupts their overview and we showup as alliance memebers, to assure we can enter their stations, sabotage their fleets and POS

If only stations actually dropped stuff like corp hangars and SMA's ued to do..
Im gonna stock up on siphons and cheap haulers for winter , could be fun to try out going to nullsec and shop lift a few hand fulls of moon goo

or die trying

No bitter tears here, they are tears of laughter. You don't seem to recognise the difference. That is a serious cognative disfunction. I'm seriously trying to help you, but I wash my hands of you.

Please continue to call our laughter at you, "bitter Goon tears" you have us in stitches here. At first we thought that Poe's Law was in effect, but you really seem to think that killing cyno alts and > month old newbies, is really doing irreparable harm to Goons. We even tell you how to better fit your ship to kill us because we genuinely want to help you, but you disregard our advice, thinking we are trying to trick you somehow.

This is how we actually think of you.