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Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
341
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Posted - 2013.10.18 00:24:00 -
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Where my fellow Cybernetic Pirate Eyepatch Club memebers?
"Yahr" if you're with me :) "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
3096
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Posted - 2013.10.18 00:28:00 -
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It's all about the shades, brother. That's what gets the chicks.
Mr Epeen  There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass! |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
341
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Posted - 2013.10.18 00:30:00 -
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Mr Epeen wrote:It's all about the shades, brother. That's what gets the chicks. Mr Epeen 
^ didn't get a free eyepatch in the mail, today :( "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
3096
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Posted - 2013.10.18 00:32:00 -
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Jarod Garamonde wrote:Mr Epeen wrote:It's all about the shades, brother. That's what gets the chicks. Mr Epeen  ^ didn't get a free eyepatch in the mail, today :(
I'll be getting mine soon enough but I'll never wear it. Chicks dig the shades.
Edit: But it does look kind of pretty on you.
Mr Epeen  There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass! |

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
3859
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Posted - 2013.10.18 00:34:00 -
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Mr Epeen wrote:It's all about the shades, brother. That's what gets the chicks. Mr Epeen 
Confirming, my shades get the chicks.
I wish they'd come back soon...It's really bright outside, and I need to go someplace.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |

Bernie Nator
4U Services Inc. Upholders
628
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Posted - 2013.10.18 00:34:00 -
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I'll stick with the Cool Coat Patrol. |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
341
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Posted - 2013.10.18 00:37:00 -
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I'm still waiting to see people that bought synthetic eyes for both sides.
Can't wait for my wicked awesome robot arm, too. "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome Caldari State Capturing
592
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Posted - 2013.10.18 03:30:00 -
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Wearing shades in space will always be the coolest way to explode.
If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me. Now don't judge or question. You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. (Opiate - Tool) |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
344
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Posted - 2013.10.18 03:32:00 -
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So..... we have: 1. The Monacle Club 2. The Shades Brigade 3. The Cool Coat Patrol 4. The Cyber Eyepatch Society "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

PotatoOverdose
SONS of LEGION RISE of LEGION
392
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Posted - 2013.10.18 03:37:00 -
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Shades 4 lyfe. |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
345
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Posted - 2013.10.18 03:38:00 -
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PotatoOverdose wrote:Shades 4 lyfe.
Eyepatch for Life.
But I do respect the Shades. "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

Liam Inkuras
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
504
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Posted - 2013.10.18 03:43:00 -
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How about the Glamerous Guys with Goggles Club? I wear my goggles at night.
Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
347
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Posted - 2013.10.18 03:46:00 -
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Liam Inkuras wrote:How about the Glamerous Guys with Goggles Club?
I'm more stunned by your exquisite white Sterling Dress Shirt. I can't do white... it mutes my eye color. "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

Drew Dawkins
Eleutherian Guard Villore Accords
2
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Posted - 2013.10.18 03:48:00 -
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Jarod Garamonde wrote:So..... we have: 1. The Monacle Club 2. The Shades Brigade 3. The Cool Coat Patrol 4. The Cyber Eyepatch Society
No love for sleeves? |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
347
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Posted - 2013.10.18 03:50:00 -
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Drew Dawkins wrote:Jarod Garamonde wrote:So..... we have: 1. The Monacle Club 2. The Shades Brigade 3. The Cool Coat Patrol 4. The Cyber Eyepatch Society No love for sleeves?
Updated "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
2538
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Posted - 2013.10.18 03:56:00 -
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All we need now is the Glorious Locks Club, for people who have perfect hair.
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
347
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Posted - 2013.10.18 04:03:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:All we need now is the Glorious Locks Club, for people who have perfect hair.
"perfect hair"
I motion that the official name of that club be "Werewolves of London". All in favor? "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

NFain
Fain Industries
24
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Posted - 2013.10.18 04:05:00 -
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checking in  |

Cannibal Kane
My Little Ponies of the Apocalypse Cannibal Empire
2540
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Posted - 2013.10.18 04:11:00 -
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Jarod Garamonde wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:All we need now is the Glorious Locks Club, for people who have perfect hair.
"perfect hair" I motion that the official name of that club be "Werewolves of London". All in favor?
No...
"I saw him fight by the monument in Jita. -áHe flowed in his Machariel like a Shinto spirit, 800MM shells sprouting in his passing. -áHis hair flowed in the corona of his target's warp core breach. -áIt was truly majestic. -áAnd while everyone stared in awe I stole the loot and ran off.-áBecause I am like that." --áNEONOVUS |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
347
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Posted - 2013.10.18 04:13:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:Jarod Garamonde wrote:Cannibal Kane wrote:All we need now is the Glorious Locks Club, for people who have perfect hair.
"perfect hair" I motion that the official name of that club be "Werewolves of London". All in favor? No...
Wasting a perfectly awesome reference, there.
"I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada down at Trader Vic's. His hair...... was perfect!" "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

MeBiatch
Republic University Minmatar Republic
1388
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Posted - 2013.10.18 04:14:00 -
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My milkshake gets all the girls to the yard damn right its better then yours. i could teach you but i would have to charge. There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... Winter Expansion new ship request |

Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
3326
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Posted - 2013.10.18 04:34:00 -
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Face tats represent. |

Raiz Nhell
Veni Vidi Vici Reloaded
292
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Posted - 2013.10.18 04:38:00 -
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There really is nothing better than wearing a pair of Aviators in the blackness of space... There is no such thing as a fair fight...
If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage. |

Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
874
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Posted - 2013.10.18 07:47:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:All we need now is the Glorious Locks Club, for people who have perfect hair.
You may have to let people in who have 'not quite perfect, but fairly close' hair Kane, or you are going to be pretty lonely in that club.
Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. |

Rhatar Khurin
Happy Asteroid Ltd
219
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Posted - 2013.10.18 08:13:00 -
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Cannibal Kane wrote:All we need now is the Glorious Locks Club, for people who have perfect hair.
Can i join? |

Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
4066
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Posted - 2013.10.18 08:20:00 -
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Awesome thread! :D |

Job Valador
Super Moose Defence Force
305
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Posted - 2013.10.18 12:46:00 -
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What about "generic cross your arms military shirt covenant"? "The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement." |

Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
1290
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Posted - 2013.10.18 13:01:00 -
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Plebs. Nyan |

flakeys
Antwerpse Kerels Fidelas Constans
1529
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Posted - 2013.10.18 13:13:00 -
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Jarod Garamonde wrote:So..... we have: 1. The Monacle Club 2. The Shades Brigade 3. The Cool Coat Patrol 4. The Cyber Eyepatch Society 5. Team Sleeve Tat
You forgot :
6.Who gives an ass it's about ma ship bro'
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Sheogorath666 Shikkoken
Time and all Eternity HumAnnoyeD
2
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Posted - 2013.10.18 14:48:00 -
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Filthy peasant . . . I'll be sure to let the Monocle Clubhouse know of this! |
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CCP Falcon
4223

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Posted - 2013.10.18 14:50:00 -
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Dem sleeves! 
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Team -á || -á EVE Illuminati -á || -á Live Events Organizer
@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents |
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iskflakes
701
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Posted - 2013.10.18 14:52:00 -
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Were the SPZ-3's given out with the collectors edition or just BLINK+dev roam? - |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
363
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Posted - 2013.10.18 14:54:00 -
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iskflakes wrote:Were the SPZ-3's given out with the collectors edition or just BLINK+dev roam?
We got them in the CE. And thank the gods we did. I am thoroughly convinced that the eyepatch was responsible for the glaring success of last night's roam. "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

Demerlis
Imperial Guardians Spaceship Samurai
1
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Posted - 2013.10.18 20:48:00 -
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am I elite now? |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
371
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Posted - 2013.10.18 20:59:00 -
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Demerlis wrote:am I elite now?
Welcome to the Cybernetic Eyepatch Society, friend. "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

Demerlis
Imperial Guardians Spaceship Samurai
1
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Posted - 2013.10.18 21:22:00 -
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\o/ |

Vembuvend
State War Academy Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2013.10.18 21:30:00 -
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Soon.  |

Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
3136
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Posted - 2013.10.18 21:45:00 -
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Jarod Garamonde wrote:So..... we have: 1. The Monacle Club 2. The Shades Brigade 3. The Cool Coat Patrol 4. The Cyber Eyepatch Society 5. Team Sleeve Tat
Monocle Club No.1
Also you spelt Monocle Wrong... Don't disrespect us like this.
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=183843 -áGÖŃ-á
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Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
373
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Posted - 2013.10.18 21:49:00 -
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Our clubs are allies, dammit.
My bad for the spelling error. I'm supposed to be smart enough to know better. "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

I Was There
Scorpion Invest
95
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Posted - 2013.10.18 21:49:00 -
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The eyepatch doesn't symbolize a person's nobility, in fact, it symbolizes the opposite of that. How many peasants and scrubs do you think have one of those patches, because they purchased the collector's edition?
Not a lot of peasants would buy a monocle worth 800m isk, because they'd have to spend 800m isk. The peasant won't be spending ingame currency on Collector's edition items, since he paid for it with real money. I'm sure he'll feel bad selling an item in-game, which was bought using real life currency.
EDIT: You spelled Monocle wrong. A Noble monocle wearer wouldn't be that awful... |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
373
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Posted - 2013.10.18 21:55:00 -
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I Was There wrote:The eyepatch doesn't symbolize a person's nobility, in fact, it symbolizes the opposite of that. How many peasants and scrubs do you think have one of those patches, because they purchased the collector's edition?
Not a lot of peasants would buy a monocle worth 800m isk, because they'd have to spend 800m isk. The peasant won't be spending ingame currency on Collector's edition items, since he paid for it with real money. I'm sure he'll feel bad selling an item in-game, which was bought using real life currency.
EDIT: You spelled Monocle wrong. A Noble monocle wearer wouldn't be that awful...
Historically speaking, the majority of pirates were from noble houses, as their former status as naval officers and commanders bespoke. Breaking away, therefrom, does not nullify being highborn. The eyepatch, as used by pirates, was actually not indicative of injuries received, or falling prey to disease, but a tactical decision by a rather forward-thinking pirate captain, who realized that being able to see in the dark was essential to the leaders and members of his boarding parties.
I would argue, good ser, that the pirate eyepatch DOES, indeed, loosely represent a connection to nobility roots, regardless of how far removed the pirate may be from his own upbringing. Pirates could also be argued to have been more noble than noble, as they generally did not use their status to enslave. Crews were treated as equals. Especially as they were more often than not, drawn from junior members of lower noble houses rather than the chattle of peasantry.
Furthermore... IRL, one side of my family is a direct noble line, and only a scant few decades defunct, at that. "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

Aram Kachaturian
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
4
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Posted - 2013.10.18 22:00:00 -
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Monocle clubhouse lords, EvE watchful protectors.
Keep hating peasants, we are way too high in the sky to hear. |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
373
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Posted - 2013.10.18 22:01:00 -
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Aram Kachaturian wrote:Monocle clubhouse lords, EvE watchful protectors.
Keep hating peasants, we are way too high in the sky to hear.
Pirates have more fun, anyway :p "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

Aram Kachaturian
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
4
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Posted - 2013.10.18 22:05:00 -
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Jarod Garamonde wrote:Aram Kachaturian wrote:Monocle clubhouse lords, EvE watchful protectors.
Keep hating peasants, we are way too high in the sky to hear. Pirates have more fun, anyway :p
Yeah, enjoy bread and circuses.
We dont interfere with scrubs' occupations |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
374
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Posted - 2013.10.18 22:16:00 -
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- Date Masamune, one of the more powerful and notable Daimyo from the Feudal Era of Japan (nobility of the highest caliber, in that culture), wore an eyepatch for most of his life. - Yagyu Jubei Mitsuyoshi was a famous samurai (Japan's equivalent to knighthood... also a title of nobility) wore an eyepatch. - Rahmah ibn Jabir al-Jalahimah, a member of a prominent Arab royal family, not only wore an eyepatch, but had forsaken his royal duties, to engage in rather successful piracy. He was described by his Anglo contemporaries as "the most successful and generally tolerated pirate to ever infest any sea". - Ser Adrian Carton de Wiart, a nobleman who was knighted for his actions in the military service of the British Empire, was well-known for his eyepatch.
Is my education showing through, or need I continue? :) "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

Celeste Taylor
Ruby Dynasty
187
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Posted - 2013.10.18 23:35:00 -
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CCP Falcon wrote:Dem sleeves!  Got all 8 of them. How about the new clothes too, like the function shirt or the gold slippers? |

Lovely Dumplings
Twilight Sparkle's Love Slaves
76
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Posted - 2013.10.19 00:28:00 -
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So, if you own both eyepatch and monocle, does that make you ~super elite~?
I just noticed, Lazor Eyepatch lets you keep your eyebrow, so, +1 to the Patch Club.
www.minerbumping.com |

Hevymetal
POT Corp Semper Ardens Alliance
118
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Posted - 2013.10.19 00:41:00 -
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Jarod Garamonde wrote:So..... we have: 1. The Monacle Club 2. The Shades Brigade 3. The Cool Coat Patrol 4. The Cyber Eyepatch Society 5. Team Sleeve Tat
#2
que Cory Hart music
I wear my sunglasses in space, so I can, so I can ....
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I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
621
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Posted - 2013.10.19 00:47:00 -
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My hair fell out from all the testosterone in this thread. *removed inappropriate signature* - CCP Eterne |

KnowUsByTheDead
Volition.
308
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Posted - 2013.10.19 02:14:00 -
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I am here to confirm that shades are indeed the most superior eyewear. They were the eyewear of choice for Terrans. They survived the EvE Gate collapse. And here they are...making space people look badass since...forever. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
378
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Posted - 2013.10.19 03:20:00 -
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KnowUsByTheDead wrote:I am here to confirm that shades are indeed the most superior eyewear. They were the eyewear of choice for Terrans. They survived the EvE Gate collapse. And here they are...making space people look badass since...forever.
I will switch to shades only when we rediscover Wayfarers.... "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
777
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Posted - 2013.10.19 03:50:00 -
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Sleeve or GTFO. The F stands for Funk. This thread has so much content it may be 'Thread of the Year' and it is only January.
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Arduemont
12 pound opinion
2186
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Posted - 2013.10.19 10:25:00 -
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I have this wierd thing where I use expensive appearance items, but don't let anyone see them. I am wearing expensive boots, under the trousers (so they look the same as all the other boots), I am wearing sleave tats on my arms under my jacket. I was thinking of weaing the red star T-shirt, except I can't close the jacket to hide it. If I could have the eyepatch and hide them with glasses I would. "In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." |

Gorski Car
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
106
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Posted - 2013.10.19 10:38:00 -
[54] - Quote
#GOGGLEELITE |

Korvus Falek
Depraved Corruption Space Wolves Alliance
76
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Posted - 2013.10.19 13:47:00 -
[55] - Quote
Just checking in with my cyber pirate eye patch as well.... |

Mainiac IV
Arcana Imperii Ltd. Strictly Unprofessional
27
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Posted - 2013.10.19 14:56:00 -
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checking in!
club cyborg coming soon! |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
387
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Posted - 2013.10.19 15:17:00 -
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Arduemont wrote:I have this wierd thing where I use expensive appearance items, but don't let anyone see them. I am wearing expensive boots, under the trousers (so they look the same as all the other boots), I am wearing sleave tats on my arms under my jacket. I was thinking of weaing the red star T-shirt, except I can't close the jacket to hide it. If I could have the eyepatch and hide them with glasses I would.
You could wear the eyepatch, and turn your character's head so it's not visible. "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |

Jarod Garamonde
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
387
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Posted - 2013.10.19 15:17:00 -
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PS: Entity is a Cybernetic Eyepatch user.... "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |
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