if you see a miner in goon space, tell the goons and they will do it for you

srsly you are so dum

hell tell me, if its close enough

I've seen plenty of goon miners in goon space pal, with Hulks and Rorcal.

My post is well documented, believe it or not.

Those aren't miners... the Rorquals are fueling POS/etc, the hulks I'm doubtful you've ever actually seen. There are literally no "goon miners" unless a bunch of us in Theta have a little too much drinky-drinky and decide it would be a riot -- in which case we're not actually mining but more using it as an excuse to take a hulk into space and sit next to a rock while we enjoy libation.

Also, I love the play on Antigone. Very well crafted. As to the Rorqual - they are never just 'mining', if you find one expect to get shredded... our logistics people get really angry when they are interrupted. Well, they generally just get really angry period.

Kind of like how you're logistics people spent 45mins trying to scan down my cloaky velator?
Kind of like how I invaded goonspace and busted you're stupid cyno jammer and you're logistics was more then willing to offer up a free aeon killmail before everybody frogout?

Really wanna annoy goons?
Hang out in their systems with a cloaky ship and decloak just long enough for them to get close to you with probes then cloak up again. That really pisses them off. They start yelling at you in local chat and they call you homophobic slurs.

Also goons do in fact mine with hulks. How else do you think they build stuff?

Can you imagine to settle a nullsec region without mining when a hulk can make 100M / hour.

How else do you think they build stuff?

threads like this make me support eugenics

OP - don't ever go to Texas. I hear they execute reta... I mean "speshul" people.

Clearly we're doing something right.

lol goons mining...somebody take a screenshot

[quote=Ladie Harlot]lol goons mining...somebody take a screenshot

Yes, keep the old legend alive, that helps to protect them.

I will take a screen, don't worry.

Is that what you need ?

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/257/goonso.png/

And a few minutes later:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/853/goons2.png/

Is that what you need ?

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/257/goonso.png/

And a few minutes later:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/853/goons2.png/

Those aren't miners... the Rorquals are fueling POS/etc, the hulks I'm doubtful you've ever actually seen. There are literally no "goon miners" unless a bunch of us in Theta have a little too much drinky-drinky and decide it would be a riot -- in which case we're not actually mining but more using it as an excuse to take a hulk into space and sit next to a rock while we enjoy libation.

Also, I love the play on Antigone. Very well crafted. As to the Rorqual - they are never just 'mining', if you find one expect to get shredded... our logistics people get really angry when they are interrupted. Well, they generally just get really angry period.

Is that what you need ?

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/257/goonso.png/

And a few minutes later:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/853/goons2.png/

lol those aren't goons

threads like this make me support eugenics

Alliance "Test alliance please Ignore" and "Test friends please ignore" should also be settled.

What ship are you using ?

I wouldn't come to TEST space, Snigwaffe already cloaky camps us all over and I would be way more afraid of them if I were you. They eat people.

Come on, BRING ON THE HISEC-NULLSEC WAR!!!!

By the way why do idiots make use of Retrievers instead of Hulks ? This is hilarous.

Manticore.

Won't say more in local, contact me in private.

LOOOOL

Yeah goons are not mining.

You are not a goon.

The sky is green.

And I am the Queen of England

How much damage have you done to the evil Goon villains?

oh hey antigoone remember when you told people their orcas were invulnerable in highsec :3:

Those aren't miners... the Rorquals are fueling POS/etc, the hulks I'm doubtful you've ever actually seen. There are literally no "goon miners" unless a bunch of us in Theta have a little too much drinky-drinky and decide it would be a riot -- in which case we're not actually mining but more using it as an excuse to take a hulk into space and sit next to a rock while we enjoy libation.

Also, I love the play on Antigone. Very well crafted. As to the Rorqual - they are never just 'mining', if you find one expect to get shredded... our logistics people get really angry when they are interrupted. Well, they generally just get really angry period.

Member corporations are apparently a difficult concept for some people to understand.

This is amazing. These guys are getting really defensive/ butthurt about mining. Here's a little snippet from the bio of Mrs. Vermillion, the "Mining Specialist" for Goonwaffe

Mining support includes both Orca and Rorqual operations - focusing on Arkonor, Bistot and Crokite ores. I think the cloaky trip to Goonbear space is a good idea.

Goonbear = best bear.

How come none of these threads are made by a real character in a real Corp?

Yeah I hope this is the end of misinformation about goons and mining.

Every time you talk about goonswarm mining there is a funny dude that posts "Hulks ? What hulks" as a reply.

They act like a teenager who gets caught jerking off. Talk about guilty pleasures.

I like how you think we are trying to protect them. In fact, we are genuinely surprised that anybody is mining. I can't be the only person wondering what the heck is wrong 'em. Also laughable is that you think hurting the income from this one pathetic guy (I assume it's one guy) will in any way affect us.

Is that what you need ?

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/257/goonso.png/

And a few minutes later:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/853/goons2.png/

the real powerbrokers in Eve are the MD guys anyways.

who?

It's not really about influencing any kind of income. The Exhumerswarm and Miningwaffe just shoots a big fat hole in the image that goons try to cultivate for themselves. Feel free to remain legends in your own minds though, the real powerbrokers in Eve are the MD guys anyways.

Ignorance is bliss, keep drinking that Directorate Koolaid, keep believin' in yourself.

MD Guys The Space Kings

Is that what you need ?

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/257/goonso.png/

And a few minutes later:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/853/goons2.png/

This is amazing. These guys are getting really defensive/ butthurt about mining. Here's a little snippet from the bio of Mrs. Vermillion, the "Mining Specialist" for Goonwaffe

Mining support includes both Orca and Rorqual operations - focusing on Arkonor, Bistot and Crokite ores. I think the cloaky trip to Goonbear space is a good idea.

Goonbear = best bear.

Ignorance is bliss, keep drinking that Directorate Koolaid, keep believin' in yourself.

MD Guys The Space Kings

Don't make me expose all the carebear recruiting Mittens does on SA

yes i encourage all miners to contact Mrs. Vermillion for entry into our mining division

she will take your entry fee and move your mining ships to our space with great professionalism

:ohdear: One member corp does mining ops? Disband Goonswarm, we're all living a lie.

I still see no one mining, may be some mining stuff floating in a POS to lure unwitting idiots to check the belts thinking there is a lot of fat juicy miners to pop.

to be fair, those are WIdot, not actually goons. but it's hilarious that you think that the alliance orders them to mine, or that we'd be at all "hassled" if someone kept them from mining or blew them up.

In that way, you'll probably never dare to block ice again.

Here's what I don't understand,
We have a person attempting to attack Goon mining resources.
The response from Goon is, we don't have mining resources, you're an idiot.
And then 4-5 more pages of the same response.
Why the hell would you spend so much time and effort defending something that doesn't exist?
It makes people think that you really do having mining operations and that you are paranoid about people interrupting them.

Just my 2 cents.

Kind of like how you're logistics people spent 45mins trying to scan down my cloaky velator?
Kind of like how I invaded goonspace and busted you're stupid cyno jammer and you're logistics was more then willing to offer up a free aeon killmail before everybody frogout?

Really wanna annoy goons?
Hang out in their systems with a cloaky ship and decloak just long enough for them to get close to you with probes then cloak up again. That really pisses them off. They start yelling at you in local chat and they call you homophobic slurs.

Also goons do in fact mine with hulks. How else do you think they build stuff?

Here's what I don't understand,
We have a person attempting to attack Goon mining resources.
The response from Goon is, we don't have mining resources, you're an idiot.
And then 4-5 more pages of the same response.
Why the hell would you spend so much time and effort defending something that doesn't exist?
It makes people think that you really do having mining operations and that you are paranoid about people interrupting them.

Just my 2 cents.

you will bother each and every corp paying to be there, and that's worthy.

Which ones?

So hassling Goonswarm consists of one dude in a cov ops taking screenshots of one of our member corps?

If we own 30 systems and 30 pubbies come sit, one in each system... it will impact my game exactly 0%. The only people who might be effected would be those who bot... and I personally could care less if you interrupt them, so by all means do please go right ahead with whatever plan you have.

I spent a lot of time telling the fine people of Brapelille this very same thing: If you are aware of what's going on around you in space, then you have nothing to fear. Its only when you decide to go have a smoke while your Mackinaw is pewpewing some ice that you risk being destroyed. Welcome to Eve.

nooooooooooooooooooo

we're sorry we'll stop

WILL NOBODY RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME PRIEST

I have no idea what you are talking about. There is no mining going on in Deklein, not south, north, east, or west of VFK.

Only one of our alts is well skilled right now to get really annoying.

More to come, don't worry.

In order to protect themselves of intrusions, goons feeds the legendary of "there are no goons miners".

Here is a good way to hassle them.

Go to their mining during system in nullsec and sit in. Y'ou'll put 10 hulks on strike.
They can't mine when there is a neutral in the system.

Use "Sovereingty" filter in the star map option to locate their systems.

Mining systems are at the end of branches, such as 3JN9-Q or 5S-KXA

Alliance "Test alliance please Ignore" and "Test friends please ignore" should also be settled.

Way to their sytem is 10-20 jumps in nullsec, do it in the morning when there's no roaming.

It can take about 1 hour to go along the way safely. Do 1 safe in all systems Be careful of mobile warp disruptors all around the gates inside of the mining systems.

Connect randomly and do hunt parties.

Best ship to use: Stealth Bomber

Fit example:

High:
1 Cloacking device :-)
1 Bomb launcher (most important weapon) + at least 2 bombs
2 Torpedoes launchers
1 Combat probe launcher + 10-20 combat probes

Medium:
1 MicrowarpDrive
1 Target Painter

1 inertia stabilizer
1 Co-processor

One bomb is not enough to take out a tanked hulk and bomb reload is quite long, so I recommande to use 2 ships (1 sb + 1 scramble frig or best: 2 sb).

I've got a pair of corpmates who are skilling such a fit right now and should be operational soon.

3 guys in each system and they'll lose bunches of money.

If you don't want to spend skillpoints on Stealth Bomber, you can also use a frigate with probing ability, less dangerous but still annoying.

Miners who reads this, if you really want your ice belt back, please prepare one alt to do this job. Don't hesitate, you've got nothing to loose except a bit of time.

Mail me if you have questions.

Edit: you will not bother Goons really, they don't care with all those gazillions they do per month with moon stuff, but you will bother each and every corp paying to be there, and that's worthy.

Yeah!

Because everyone instantly train several weeks worth of skills to fly a decent hulk, instead of just a few days for a cheap inexpensive ship which you can easily affort to lose everywhere, and is enough to semi afk mining

There have never been and never will be pets or renters in the cluster**** coalition.

Goons mining ???

What are you talking about ?

Uh-oh, it looks like you don't play in tune with your alliance mates.

As a matter of fact I have a great deal for you, got several prime systems in Delve looking for renters. We can discuss price and a suitable security deposit to reserve your systems in game

You really do have no clue and just like to talk out of your *** im guessing?

There have never been and never will be pets or renters in the cluster**** coalition.

But go ahead and keep believing that, we love your isk and tears when you fall for obvious scams.

Goons AFK mining ???

What are you talking about ?

GUYS THIS ******* POPPED MY MACKINAW (thats the mining one right?) IN VFK THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!!

Fixed that for you

this be funny... especially all the work you guys put into finding mining systems.

Little hint, open your starmap, and on the starmaps settings go to 'Sovereignty' then 'development indices' and select 'Industry' and you will see everyone in nullsec people mine much.

Won't tell you who is mining, but if you think you can disrupt operations, feel free to try

By the way do you know how much each alt corp must pay monthly to be in GS? - you're either blind or just dumb, I'll pick the last.

By the way do you know how much each alt corp must pay monthly to be in GS? - you're either blind or just dumb, I'll pick the last.

I don't know about you guys but I'd like nothing more than to sit on a gate in MY SABRE and pop ******** manticores 1 by 1

Yeah.

Costs 100M to get an alt corp into the alliance. The only thing you pay monthly are taxes collected from ratting.

And that doesn't constitute "renting."

LISTEN JERK IVE BEEN PLAYING EVE SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN IF I SAY ITS A MACKEREL ITS A MACKEREL

You must be right, as old people usually type with one finger and caps lock on

It's also hard to GTFO when you use "AFK" rating barges

Has you can see, smart people know how to clean belts from unwanted play style

Edit: oups it's hard to do so many stuff with a single finger

Ouch.

That remembers me an AFK Widow that we've popped a few days ago with T1 cruisers.

Sad. Really sad.

Call it has you want

1st since each big alliance is infiltrated (goes from simple pubbie to directors), yes I know very well what I'm talking about

2 yes there are, and you and your pet alliance are part of them, well ou don't really have the choice: see Test/FA incident
By the way do you know how much each alt corp must pay monthly to be in GS? - you're either blind or just dumb, I'll pick the last.

3 why should you care about what I think? -you should care about your systems and your so beloved coalition, at this very right moment you're just getting owned, hilarious you come here rabbling while you're getting owned, you're naif.

Keep believing you're so great, once those high sec carebears understand they can ruin your gameplay far more than you did and how to achieve this, you'll finaly get something interesting to do in null since all your null players are so bored they spend more time playing BF3 and WT's than playing Eve.

You either have really bad informants or you're getting trolled. Alt corps are for goons who want to drop POS to mine moons, run reaction chains, labs, build supers or what have you. They are by no means allowed to accept any characters that aren't alts of Goonswarm members.

Membercorps don't have to pay any fees, rent or even taxes to the alliance. The rent for offices in our stations is 1 ISK. Membercorps are evaluated on their members' participation in fleets and alliance programs, not by how many rats they kill or how much bistot or crokite they mine.

But fortunately for all of us is just a game

jesus allowed me to tell you he thinks you're adorable

holy crap tanya powers is actually dumber than antigoone

how do you do that

I don't ask you to believe me.

I must admit that I've some difficulties to believe her.

Have the goons folded yet?

I assume this much pressure from NPC corp alts with terrible spelling and grammar must be causing dear leader a lot of lost sleep.

We're hanging in there for now but as soon as the second alt in a cloaked ships comes to our space and starts taking screenshots I don't see how we can hold on for long.

It's obviously not because we find this funny.

We're very afraid they'll come to our space, and hope to use the ability to post well to keep them away.

If a Goon tells you, you canGÇÖt do that, GÇ£ Never trust a GoonGÇ¥ and yes you can.

According to you, blocking mining in goon space won't impact goonswarm's economy, as - of course - there in no mining in goon's space.

But it's amazing to see how many goons seems to feel concerned on this thread

Yes and as already said, I am the Queen of England.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/257/goonso.png/

Excellent troll. I actually read the first three posts in this thread before getting distracted with my belly button lint.

2/10

Just fly into goon space and sit in Local posting pictures of ponies and sayings like "o7 m8!" and "Help! I'm tackled in the belt!"

1 Have an alt with low skills that you can loose (Second Account Maybe)

2. You will only need a small ship

3. Have your miners ready to mine (ice if your brave enough) I suggest a cheap fit

4. Have you low skill alt fly to the field and wait for you or a fleet mate to show up

5, Have the low skill alt lock and fire on your ship

6. Concord, with all the attacks in high sec concord will hang around for 90 min or more.

7. Leave the alts Pod in space as long as you like this seems to keep Concord around.

It was leaked how to pull Concord off the belts so now you know how to pull concord back in. Remember you will get a security status drop and may eventually have to leave that system.

If a Goon tells you, you canGÇÖt do that, GÇ£ Never trust a GoonGÇ¥ and yes you can.

I am not a GOON, never have been never will be.


To the goons reading this: 011110010110111101110101001000000110110101110101011100110111010000100000011011110110001001100101011110010010110000100000011110010110111101110101001000000111011101101001011011000110110000100000011000100110010100100000011000010110001001110011011011110111001001100010011001010110010000101110

It's not about resist anymore but to fight back, as it is far less complicated.

It's Goon kryptonite

How's that working for you?

Any nice killmails to show?

It's all about willpower, not perception.

goon miners?

name and shame!

If you are seriously about getting even with those goons, there is a perfect strategy for :
Have a mining ship somewhere in their space, surround it with all kinds of mining ships, BUT have them all cloaked. When they enter the area and attack the miner, ALL mining ships de-cloak and shout BOEE !!!! It will scare the **** out of them !

Do you know what is the powergrid of a mining barge ?

a very viable tactic is to simply j4g through SA and join goonwaffe and wear us down with your pubbie ways

You've been doing wonders with this technique, btw.

goonz

Also goons do in fact mine with hulks. How else do you think they build stuff?

I"m thinking that's what their forum posts are all about.

Our posts are the building blocks upon which our space empire has been built.

Here's what I don't understand,
We have a person attempting to attack Goon mining resources.
The response from Goon is, we don't have mining resources, you're an idiot.
And then 4-5 more pages of the same response.
Why the hell would you spend so much time and effort defending something that doesn't exist?
It makes people think that you really do having mining operations and that you are paranoid about people interrupting them.

Just my 2 cents.

LISTEN JERK IVE BEEN PLAYING EVE SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN IF I SAY ITS A MACKEREL ITS A MACKEREL

Epeen.

Being a miner equals carebear and that is bad to a pvpers image or some such nonsense.

Yes and as already said, I am the Queen of England.


http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/257/goonso.png/

Be careful about insulting goonswarm's elite nature, we are a pvp alliance and do not take kindly to insults slung in our direction.

you have tiny manhood.
nuffinsult?

[quote=antigoone]has anyone noticed that this scrub is using a T1 protocloak on a bomber?

has anyone noticed that this scrub is using a T1 protocloak on a bomber?

I thought you purged the furries

your face is the building block upon which men pull out instead of not pulling out

Elaborate francophile troll, we see through your tricks now. Do you hear me? I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU

Fearless warriors of justice, fighting the good fight again the evil goonie hoard

You have my sword derision

you can never purge them all

lowtax tried

News Flash!
This just in!
lowtax IS A FURRY and has been since jan 2003

you can never purge them all

lowtax tried

5S-KXA

7T6P-C

It's obviously not because we find this funny.

We're very afraid they'll come to our space, and hope to use the ability to post well to keep them away.

God dammit guys this is it, this is the secret! They know! They know the terrible secret of space!

We've been found out! They know we were really a massive 0.0 mining corporation all these years! :cripes:

This is a populated TEST industry system


U-SOH2

It is in a small little nest of nice systems to bring t3's or SB's or any cyno... along with the goon ones you find.

Even though Reddit is much better than Something Awful, everyone in Test is a ****** and not funny at all, also they're blue to goons. OP is right.

Reddit is much better than Something Awful

50+ Goons poasting on a thread they don't care about. Goon tears best tears.

50+ Goons poasting on a thread they don't care about. Goon tears best tears.

I find null sec fellows to be rather easy to gank despite them having local. The goons are no exception.

I wonder how much more I could kill if Local was permanently removed from nullsec as it should be. Infact all systems below 0.1 should have all local removed to match the risk of the system.

I love how wormhole residents can't handle the horrors of local chat.

So, what exactly are goons crying about then? Their mining backbone which suffered an astounding 0 losses due to this thread?

We are crying about winning the game again? I think you are confused about something.

I love how nullsec dwellers can't handle without it.

Where would we spam ****, ansi dicks, and fail whales then?