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Masta Killa
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:28:00 -
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Good evening, my name is Masta Killa and I am here to spread the word of my god, Chuck Norris.
He is a great man who has accomplished more in his 56 years than any 10 mere mortals could in their whole lifetimes. He is rumored to have killed alot of things and is totally awesome.
I am a prophet of the revered Chuck Norris and so is my heterosexual lifemate, Shad0w Hawk. We follow Chuck's word to the fullest and this time he is extremely displeased at the Tribal Souls alliance for deserting Stain Alliance at a time of need and shortly after, jumping on a bandwagon against them.
It will be this corp's main objective to end Tribal Souls, make them cry irl and take all their stuff. They may try to fight back but there is no escaping death from the roundhouse kick of the prophets of Chuck Norris.
Mind you that this is only Chuck's interpretation of the situation and his intentions on what to do about it and should not be taken as flamebait, I am only a messenger for his holyness, Chuck Norris.
That will be all.
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Righteous Fury
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:30:00 -
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Bedrock
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:32:00 -
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that Chuck Norris parody joke died a long time ago, sorry you're not funny
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Shad0w Hawk
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:32:00 -
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Step 1: Wardec Tribal Souls
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit.
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Angus slade
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:33:00 -
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Gl to you and your fellow chuck norris fans, give them hell 
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Zubenelgenubi
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:34:00 -
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good luck!
Roundhouse the scum in the neck for me :D
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Rukaz
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:36:00 -
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Chuck Norris sweeps the MC hanger floors
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Shad0w Hawk
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:37:00 -
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 Originally by: Bedrock
that Chuck Norris parody joke died a long time ago, sorry you're not funny
Us prophets thought slavery died a long time ago but Tribal Souls, Ascn, Foff, Fix, the fix alts, Exuro Mortis and that slave alliance in fountain proved us wrong.
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Masta Killa
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:43:00 -
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Chuck Norris requests that the general public stops flaming this post, as it is only a simple statement of intentions.
Chuck Norris has only been defeated once, in a movie with Bruce Lee.
Ten minutes later he killed him on the set.
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Foomanshoe
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:44:00 -
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Chuck Norris invented death to make life more exciting.
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Deadspace For Dead space!
Originally by: Oveur
To the nerfmobile!
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Sochin
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:44:00 -
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highly unoriginal
Nemo me impune lacessit
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bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:45:00 -
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cAKe > chuck
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MrSpock
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:57:00 -
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Oh, Masta. I didn't think Icelanders knew of the great Chuck Norris.
Do you folks get Conan over there as well?
You're the man now, dog!
The one and only
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Susie Dutra
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Posted - 2006.02.04 22:59:00 -
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ASCN and Tribal Souls BOTH did the same exact thing to SA. Why not attack them as well? Chicken? |
Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2006.02.04 23:01:00 -
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Originally by: Susie Dutra
ASCN and Tribal Souls BOTH did the same exact thing to SA. Why not attack them as well? Chicken?
because they're the ones paying the war bills thus the ones choosing who they want to attack ? 
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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dantes inferno
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Posted - 2006.02.04 23:08:00 -
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Quote:
ASCN and Tribal Souls BOTH did the same exact thing to SA. Why not attack them as well
cant speak for the chuck norris group here (still say Bruce lee kicks chuks behind anyday of the week)
but there are massive differences between ascn and tribal
1) ascn denied us access to their space..which is a fair move on their part..but not declaring us hostile afaik
2) TS declared SA hostile
3) TS are made up of former SA corps who jamp ship during the Iron/G invasion and now have stabbed us in the back..personaly they have replace fix as most hated alliance for this move.
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"When mothers warned their children that the monster would get them, that monster was me. I was the nightmare that kept |
Alty McAltalot
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Posted - 2006.02.04 23:16:00 -
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Will you be rejoining SA for this fight or staying in a stupidly named corp for the sole purpose of dodging the empire wars in SA?
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Masta Killa
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Posted - 2006.02.04 23:23:00 -
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Will you post with your main or will you keep flaming posts on matters that the noobcorp has no interest in?
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Tennotsukai
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Posted - 2006.02.04 23:28:00 -
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Originally by: Rukaz
Chuck Norris sweeps the MC hanger floors
Yep, Bruce Lee makes him do it.. He tried the round house against Bruce.. and Bruce was like.. "Yeah right, now stop tickling me dude before break your neck again... Now sweep the Mercenary Coalitions hanger floor then fetch Sel, her cup of coffee."
And well Chuck was like all upset and now sweeps our hanger floors while whistling sad songs..
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Illuvator Brightstar
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Posted - 2006.02.04 23:34:00 -
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Originally by: dantes inferno
Quote:
ASCN and Tribal Souls BOTH did the same exact thing to SA. Why not attack them as well
cant speak for the chuck norris group here (still say Bruce lee kicks chuks behind anyday of the week)
but there are massive differences between ascn and tribal
1) ascn denied us access to their space..which is a fair move on their part..but not declaring us hostile afaik
2) TS declared SA hostile
3) TS are made up of former SA corps who jamp ship during the Iron/G invasion and now have stabbed us in the back..personaly they have replace fix as most hated alliance for this move.
What this man said. ASCN just basically said "No, you wont be hiding in our space thus making our home a warzone for you and BoB."
Pretty sure thats about the extent of it :p
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Masta Killa
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Posted - 2006.02.04 23:40:00 -
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Don't make this another "look at me I caved to bob's threats!!!" thread.
This is between me and the weak minded miners Tribal Souls consists of.
To the Grief-Mobile!
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Kujin
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Posted - 2006.02.04 23:43:00 -
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bla bla bla....
pure and simple bull****...like expected from masta
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Masta Killa
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Posted - 2006.02.04 23:44:00 -
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Post with your main sir.
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2006.02.04 23:45:00 -
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Edited by: Sarmaul on 04/02/2006 23:45:20
I forgot fix's new rules, and it was a complete flame bait. ignore me
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Central Scrutinizer
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Posted - 2006.02.04 23:54:00 -
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Why the hell not?
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Sarmaul
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Posted - 2006.02.04 23:57:00 -
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Originally by: Central Scrutinizer
Why the hell not?
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IM ORIGINAL
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Posted - 2006.02.05 00:01:00 -
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Originally by: Sochin
highly unoriginal
Yep Original:
-Shotokan Kata: Sochin (Immense Silence or Tranquil Force)
Sochin is a powerful kata widely practised in many karate styles including Shotokan and ****o-ryu
-"Band of Brothers" & all related marks & media are TM & ¬ 2001 Dreamworks Television & HBO.
-Reikoku ton of results from search, but appears to be in top 5 in every search so very close and possible is original
POINT:
Dont give someone crap about being original if 90% of what you are in the game ISNT.
Grow up!
Chuck Norris dudes: Kill some b0bbies while ur at it
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Goberth Ludwig
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Posted - 2006.02.05 00:06:00 -
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Chuck Norris wouldnt warp stab his Vagabond.
Repent Masta Killa.
- Gob (also known as Admiral Goberius) |
HatePeace LoveWar
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Posted - 2006.02.05 00:19:00 -
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Originally by: Bedrock
that Chuck Norris parody joke died a long time ago, sorry you're not funny
/me roundhouse kicks this deluded fool in the head.
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Shai Faetal
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Posted - 2006.02.05 00:23:00 -
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Tribal souls abandoned SA, didnt u run away from SA when **** got thick 
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