
Kismeteer
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2013.11.11 22:28:00 -
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What a horrible way to get hired. But who knows, it might work, it is CCP. Sorry for all the damn :words:, but lack of even semi-accurate analysis, missing text box explaining the situation, and begging annoys me.
1. How do resumes work. This is straight up begging. But that's Mad Ani. 2. Mad Ani often times does not understand what is happening in the fight, as he is not very well versed in mass combat. I had hoped he would get better at it, but he hasn't. His analysis is usually 'Hey, buy me a better video card.' 3. Because he is ill-informed about what is going on, his contributes to the stream is to just sit there and watch with us, without saying much except 'Please buy me a better computer since this one is so slow.' 4. Now that he has a faster computer, he makes more excuses about why his stream sucks, like characters not in the right places, dying to easy stuff catching him, and constant whiteouts when he's too far zoomed in, with an unfiltered overview and no /intel pastes. ( https://adashboard.info/intel ) 5. He does catch some things, like DD's and bombers, but even DBRB can catch that kind of stuff. Even when he does, it's badly framed. 6. He is constantly explaining what is happening because he cannot reserve just a tiny bit of his screen to say a quick timeline of 'N3 bridged in, RusRus followed them in, N3 jumped in Caps/supers, BL jumped in dreads, ncdot jumped in titans to kill dreads, and now we're in horrible tidi.' He doesn't keep score on who's shooting who, when it should be easy enough to do, like '800 n3 vs 500 rusrus'. Not to mention he has very few canned 'this is how eve works' speeches, and instead says 'Go watch my past videos.' 7. He has volunteers for good intel, but generally turns them down because that's effort. And anything effort is not worth his time. Unless it gets him donations. 8. He spent most of his birthday stream hitting on some chick, very badly. It was painful to listen to. But hey, Eve streaming! (and tengu lost) 9. What, you can't make money off twitch after your obvious important contribution?
If CCP wanted to have a permanent streamer, they'd make their own twitch (oh wait), hire some people in charge of it (oh wait), have some GM's/ISD people man it (oh can't do that), and maybe have them do some analysis of the fight, which is the only hard part. They have all the infrastructure and people already, just have not done it.
Either way, I hope it's not you. You are only viewed from time to time because you poopsock it up and are usually on. CCP could replace your use tomorrow if they actually cared, but you would add nothing to that equation. Go get a real job already. |