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Cavtrooper
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Posted - 2006.03.04 23:35:00 -
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Edited by: Cavtrooper on 04/03/2006 23:39:08 Who is the worst ever?
I think I can top all of you. 
Where to begin? First off Im not bad at PvP because I dont have the skills. Oh I have plenty of skills, With about 8 mill in gunnery, 12 mill in spaceship command and alot in other supporting areas (to include a large portion in missiles, Engineering and electronics of course). On paper I look like a fierce fighter. So whats wrong you ask?
Well to be a good pvp'er you cant be absent minded. You can't decide to jump into a fight and look down and realize that for some reason you fitted 2 MWD's but no guns. Why was that set up on my megathron? I have no idea, but when the call came I undocked, jumped 5 jumps away and proceeded to do absolutely nothing except try and explain in corp chat/TS why I cant really help out.
A pvp'er must pay attention.
To be good at pvp you have to have patience. I have tons of patience. I will sit in an asteroid field cloaked waiting. Waiting for hours. I will wait there and wait untill finally the perfect target comes by, the target I can destroy easily and quickly, I uncloak and proceed to web/jam the target...bam he is mine. Why not ransom him? Why are my shields going down? Who is locking me?.............Long story short I just was podded by NPC's as the poor guy who I was attacking still doesnt know whats going on.
A pvp'er must have situational awareness.
Round 2 sitting in an asteroid field.....this time for no less than 3 hours waiting..along comes a nice target. I ease up into range, decloak, jam/scramble, prepared to shoot...and I hesitate because he is a new character in a merlin. I figure he is hunting in low sec and someone should help the guy out.
I convo him and tell him, "hey your lucky today I could have destroyed you, you should be more careful around here though"
His reply? "STFU n00b" (after he was out of danger)
A pvper cannot have a heart.
The last reason I am the worst ever is that I am bullheaded. You have a trap set, I know it but it doesnt matter Im coming through it. Everything can be solved by direct force....I will gladly jump my Thorax in against 3 cruisers and 2 inty's. I lose of course, but I take some with me and I will not back down. Ever.
A pvp'er must strategize. not rely on brute force
So if you start down the path of PvP........dont follow me!!
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.03.04 23:49:00 -
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It's funny how everyone posts in the top 10 uber threads, but no one posts in these. 
I'd have to admit I've made some dumbass mistakes in the past myself, due to inexperience or just plain not thinking straight.
I guess it's all part of the learning process, or something 
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Zafriel
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Posted - 2006.03.04 23:53:00 -
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I used to just lose ships for fun, it used to make lifewire freaking crazy with my mad antics and wanting to engage anything no matter what how outgunned we were.
but....
A few months ago I decided to take another outlook on pvp and actually try to stay alive, by being patient and more aware of risks that I used to ignore. Sometime I just feel the need to go out guns a blazing instead of retreating, but Ive decided to stay the course and battle down my primal suicidal tendancies.
I always thought people who did not want to loose ships were cowards and I would poke fun at people like Axel (thats the most resent person) for trying hard to stay alive, but now with my new take on eve I can actually see the fun part, its really very intersting trying to stay alive especially now that Im off dial up.
Now what Im getting at is, having a good kill/loss ratio does not mean the player is a better or worst pvper. What makes a good pvper is the willingness to fight and reach person/corperate or political goals though it.
Anyone who has fitted a gun and scrambler to go out and intentionally kill someone for whatever reason is already a winner imo and should be labled best pvper along with the rest.
The worst pvper? Is the one who wants to take up that gun, but is too afraid it might hurt!
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Zafriel
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Posted - 2006.03.04 23:54:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
It's funny how everyone posts in the top 10 uber threads, but no one posts in these. 
I'd have to admit I've made some dumbass mistakes in the past myself, due to inexperience or just plain not thinking straight.
I guess it's all part of the learning process, or something 
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:02:00 -
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Edited by: Magic Trev on 05/03/2006 00:06:08
Originally by: Verone
It's funny how everyone posts in the top 10 uber threads, but no one posts in these. 
I'd have to admit I've made some dumbass mistakes in the past myself, due to inexperience or just plain not thinking straight.
I guess it's all part of the learning process, or something 
i nominate verone and laocoon...
******* clueless the pair of them 
EDIT: Spelling
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Isonkon Serikain
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:03:00 -
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Edited by: Isonkon Serikain on 05/03/2006 00:04:11 My extensive pvp experience has taught me many things, of which I will share one thing:
Don't smoke a whole jay of fantastic purple kush and decide to go pick ceptor fights...
This happened to me during an empire war with ATUK. After a good couple fights I decided to spark up a celebratory phatty... Went back to take out this claw... Tackled, webbed and scrambled him, and stood there in amazement as he was tearing me down and I was not scratching him at all... I forgot to activate my guns. Ison's notches |

Verone
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:03:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev
Originally by: Verone
It's funny how everyone posts in the top 10 uber threads, but no one posts in these. 
I'd have to admit I've made some dumbass mistakes in the past myself, due to inexperience or just plain not thinking straight.
I guess it's all part of the learning process, or something 
i nominate verone and laocoon...
******* clueless the pair of them

coming from a guy who can't use the "Quote" function properly 
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Niobe
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:06:00 -
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:07:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
Originally by: Magic Trev
Originally by: Verone
It's funny how everyone posts in the top 10 uber threads, but no one posts in these. 
I'd have to admit I've made some dumbass mistakes in the past myself, due to inexperience or just plain not thinking straight.
I guess it's all part of the learning process, or something 
i nominate verone and laocoon...
******* clueless the pair of them

coming from a guy who can't use the "Quote" function properly 
lies you edited my quote re-read my post... now who looks silly
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captain kikaz
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:08:00 -
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no me but i am getting alot better please resize your signature graphic to be smaller than 400 pixels in width and smaller than 24,000 bytes in filesize - Jacques
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TheKiller8
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:17:00 -
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As long as you learn from your mistakes you'll turn out just fine :)
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:17:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev lies you edited my quote re-read my post... now who looks silly
O rly?
Originally by: Magic Trev Edited by: Magic Trev on 05/03/2006 00:06:08
owned 
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:20:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev
EDIT: Spelling
read the whole thread thats been there from the start
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Cavtrooper
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:21:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
It's funny how everyone posts in the top 10 uber threads, but no one posts in these. 
I'd have to admit I've made some dumbass mistakes in the past myself, due to inexperience or just plain not thinking straight.
I guess it's all part of the learning process, or something 
Well we have to be realists, not everyone flying a kitted out manitcore is dangerous. It might be me flying it!!
Oh and of course my biggest blunder (but this one I cant lay the only claim to fame on) passing out on the keyboard after drinking wayyyy too much.
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:23:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev
Originally by: Magic Trev
EDIT: Spelling
read the whole thread thats been there from the start
Lies...
And you fit into this topic anyways... I've heard the TS recording and seen the fraps...
"I've got the pod, I've got it..."
"...er... no wait... can someone get the pod, I don't have the pod..."
*pod warps*
"FFS TREV!!1"

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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:26:00 -
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/me retreats to a corner beaten down by the almighty forumn warrior that is verone -------------------------
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:27:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev /me retreats to a corner beaten down by the almighty forumn warrior that is verone
*happydance*
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Kindakrof
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Posted - 2006.03.05 00:28:00 -
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I don't learn from mistakes, i watch girls in webcam while pirating on my alt. Now i just lost a rifter to that  ----
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James Snowscoran
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Posted - 2006.03.05 01:55:00 -
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I'm pretty stupid usually.
But tbh the dumbest pvpers are the ones that won't learn from their mistakes. Every time I find myself cruising around space in my pod, I try to find out just what I did wrong. Usually there's at least one thing I did that was stupid. -----
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Laocoon
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Posted - 2006.03.05 11:15:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev
Originally by: Verone
It's funny how everyone posts in the top 10 uber threads, but no one posts in these. 
I'd have to admit I've made some dumbass mistakes in the past myself, due to inexperience or just plain not thinking straight.
I guess it's all part of the learning process, or something 
i nominate verone and laocoon...
******* clueless the pair of them 
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Anstice Frost
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Posted - 2006.03.05 11:23:00 -
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Originally by: TheKiller8 As long as you learn from your mistakes you'll turn out just fine :)
awsome sig.
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Shinnen
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Posted - 2006.03.05 11:25:00 -
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I used to pirate in a geddon that had plates but no hardeners.
I also used a domi once that had gyrostabs and heatsinks (no mag stabs )
But all those days are behind me now. --- A Selfdestruct Proposal 400x120@24000 bytes Maximum please. -Capsicum would you like some cheese with that whine? -Shinnen |

Verone
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Posted - 2006.03.05 11:46:00 -
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Originally by: Shinnen I used to pirate in a geddon that had plates but no hardeners.
I also used a domi once that had gyrostabs and heatsinks (no mag stabs )
But all those days are behind me now.
There are some things you should never share... 
My first pirate ship was an "ARMOR tanked BLACKBIRD."
Yes... with TWO low slots 
My skills sucked, so I used to jam people... pound them with scourge heavies and ransom them...
Oh the shame... 
Medium Accomodation and a Cap Relay 4tw  
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.03.05 11:50:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Shikari on 05/03/2006 11:51:03
You can't top Ginger Magician. He is definitely worse than anyone in this thread.
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Kelron Queldine
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Posted - 2006.03.05 12:11:00 -
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I almost lost a (PvP fitted) Moa to a Catalyst 
We both had blaster setups, he had 7 x light ions with antimatter, so he was doing a lot of damage, but it wasn't until after the battle that I thought
a) Why didn't I just stay at 4-5km, within my range but out of his?
and b) Why didn't I use my drones? (I always forget I have them, I usually fly ships with no drone bay)
I manged to win through brute force, but I make sure I think more when I'm fighting now.
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Uggster
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Posted - 2006.03.05 12:14:00 -
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Originally by: Kindakrof I don't learn from mistakes, i watch girls in webcam while pirating on my alt. Now i just lost a rifter to that 
LOL, Now thats funny
/me wont even go into some of my losses 
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Grimwalius d'Antan
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Posted - 2006.03.05 12:40:00 -
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I consider myself one of the worst PVPers in Eve.
- I have a hard time finding targets that does not instadock or outnumber me by 3 - Everytime I've attacked someone alone by the gates, he has had friends on the other side - The few times he hasn't, I've been reluctant to attack, in fear of him having friends on the other side - I occasionally forget to scramble my targets, or forget to turn the MWD off - Sometimes I can make stupid decisions like taking on a Deimos with an untanked neutron Brutix after patch day when the server is having 1 minute lag sessions occationally - When fighting war targets alone, I patiently sit around and wait for 20 minutes in their home system, only to find myself being attacked by 5-25 ships suddenly - Im too lazy to fix instas before the 10th time I pass through that system on an increasingly regular basis - Im constantly broke and I have to grind belt NPCs and sometimes even missions to stay afloat - I've attempted ransoming a Thorax despite still being attacked by his friends, with obvious results - I've actually never reached outlawhood 
Quite frankly, Im starting to think I MIGHT be a masochist of some sort.
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Herko Kerghans
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Posted - 2006.03.05 13:45:00 -
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Originally by: Cavtrooper I convo him and tell him, "hey your lucky today I could have destroyed you, you should be more careful around here though"
His reply? "STFU n00b" (after he was out of danger)
A pvper cannot have a heart.
 
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Zafriel
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Posted - 2006.03.05 14:04:00 -
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Fighting an armageddon on friday night, was drunk as hell and not really paying attention when he attacked, but here is what went wrong.
I was mwding to gate in mega, with mwd on, he locks and fires, I swich ap off and aproach him, but he has me webbed at 9km, I change blaster ammo to Null and then look up and see im 3km away from him with my mwd still on so I change back to void and switch mwd off, still havnt scrambled, still havnt launched drones, I at last have all my guns loaded, im at about 75% armour with all my ******* around, when hes down to half armour I finally remember to scramble him and launch drones.
Or the usual
Yehaaa, lets gank this noob......oh ****, that wasnt a rupture!
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Alliaanna Dalaii
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Posted - 2006.03.05 15:32:00 -
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Ok heres a small rundown of things ive done wrong. (For most of these events I was drunk )
Podded Myself
Sent alt on shopping trip to Yulai, sent her homeward bound with a hauler full of goodies. Alt flies through MY OWN gatecamp. And I blow her up and pod her Only when chuckling to myself at the killmail did I realise what id done  
Podded friendles Im colour blind
Blown up my implants On a drunken night deciding that "there was no targets ANYWHERE" I got a little mad and hit self destruct on my ship in protest But that wasn't enough... noo... Self destructed my pod too  bye bye +3 implants (Im not entirely sure what my protest was to achieve ?)
urrr theres prob more... But I need to go for a **** 
Alliaanna
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Zon3h
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Posted - 2006.03.05 15:48:00 -
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I still wub ya Cavtrooper, even if you do noob mistakes.
Whith wub, Zoneh. :*
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Nocturnal Prince
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Posted - 2006.03.05 16:01:00 -
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/me is suprised Ginger Magician isnt here to talk about how 'ubah' he is.
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Zafriel
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Posted - 2006.03.05 16:24:00 -
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Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii Ok heres a small rundown of things ive done wrong. (For most of these events I was drunk )
Podded Myself
Sent alt on shopping trip to Yulai, sent her homeward bound with a hauler full of goodies. Alt flies through MY OWN gatecamp. And I blow her up and pod her Only when chuckling to myself at the killmail did I realise what id done  
Podded friendles Im colour blind
Blown up my implants On a drunken night deciding that "there was no targets ANYWHERE" I got a little mad and hit self destruct on my ship in protest But that wasn't enough... noo... Self destructed my pod too  bye bye +3 implants (Im not entirely sure what my protest was to achieve ?)
urrr theres prob more... But I need to go for a **** 
Alliaanna
Ive done all that too and then some.
Or on one of my sensless suicide campaigns and forgot id just looted 80mil isk worth of stuff (back before I had a bs and only had 1mil isk to my name).
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sesanti
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Posted - 2006.03.05 17:10:00 -
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I am one of the worst pvpers in eve... I have never won a pvp encounter except for me blowing up a Gallent Frigate in a Stabber in 0.0... And a guy in a pod at a gate (AFK) in 0.0. =(
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Ginger Magician
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Posted - 2006.03.05 18:32:00 -
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One of my worst mistakes was to jump into 0.5 space by accident with a full pvp fitted tech 2 raven.I was chasing a group of noob bs at the time.OFC as soon as i decloaked i was webbed jammed and scrambled by npcs and then the players that i was chasing also came to the fight. After destruction of the raven there was a fair bit of lag and a zealot managed to pod me.That single incident cost me several hundred million isk. However I always learn from my mistakes and I wont do that ever again.
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Helene Troi
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Posted - 2006.03.05 18:48:00 -
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pre RMR (Kill rights)
My shuttle runs into a gatecamp,
I get destroyed and podded.
Grr... I get my destroyer and go back...
to get destroyed, and podded...
Grr... I get into my Rifter and go back...
to get destroyed and podded...
Grr... I get my other rifetr by which time...
The pirates/ gankers ran away...
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.03.05 19:10:00 -
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Originally by: Helene Troi pre RMR (Kill rights)
My shuttle runs into a gatecamp,
I get destroyed and podded.
Grr... I get my destroyer and go back...
to get destroyed, and podded...
Grr... I get into my Rifter and go back...
to get destroyed and podded...
Grr... I get my other rifetr by which time...
The pirates/ gankers ran away...

ran away... or got bored of popping ou again... and again.... and again 
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Cavtrooper
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Posted - 2006.03.05 20:12:00 -
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Edited by: Cavtrooper on 05/03/2006 20:12:21
Originally by: Zon3h I still wub ya Cavtrooper, even if you do noob mistakes.
Whith wub, Zoneh. :*
You just like it when Im drunk and chatty.........
Bates is back now so I have my wingman......it will back to killing stuff.
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Tom Nealon
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Posted - 2006.03.05 23:31:00 -
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Chat from gangs I have been in
"Er. Why are you scrambling his drones?"
"Next time turn on your nos"
"you do know what primary means dont you?"
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Handon Guild
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Posted - 2006.03.06 09:32:00 -
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...here it goes 
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Butter Dog
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Posted - 2006.03.06 10:08:00 -
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Well, I accidentally pirated in a 0.6 once (I was watching two covetors from a moon and couldnt believe my luck)
God that was embarrasing.
(yes it was with my pirate alt, BD does no pirating of course)
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.03.06 10:55:00 -
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Me. I died and got podded many times within one week.  ----------------
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BlackHawk177
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Posted - 2006.03.06 11:13:00 -
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Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii
Podded Myself
Sent alt on shopping trip to Yulai, sent her homeward bound with a hauler full of goodies. Alt flies through MY OWN gatecamp. And I blow her up and pod her Only when chuckling to myself at the killmail did I realise what id done  
Ok, I think that wins easily.
Originally by: Dark Shikari In soviet russia, game lags you 
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Bryan Durl
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Posted - 2006.03.06 11:15:00 -
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Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii Ok heres a small rundown of things ive done wrong. (For most of these events I was drunk )
Podded Myself
Sent alt on shopping trip to Yulai, sent her homeward bound with a hauler full of goodies. Alt flies through MY OWN gatecamp. And I blow her up and pod her Only when chuckling to myself at the killmail did I realise what id done  
Podded friendles Im colour blind
Blown up my implants On a drunken night deciding that "there was no targets ANYWHERE" I got a little mad and hit self destruct on my ship in protest But that wasn't enough... noo... Self destructed my pod too  bye bye +3 implants (Im not entirely sure what my protest was to achieve ?)
urrr theres prob more... But I need to go for a **** 
Alliaanna
Thats one of the funniest things i have ever read! especially the bit about podding yourself... I'm no good at PVP, fortunately i don't find myself in a situation where i do it much. usually end up hessitating, forgetting to launch drones... switch on guns? hell one time before RMR i was out in a raiding party in my thorax and thought to myself hey i have instas to this system and next door is a good place to lay low for a while. Insta'ed to the gate where about 6 war targets were in arbitrators (yes this was with a whole load of drones) jumped the gate and was just warping out..1/4 speed 1/2 speed.....BLUH....scrambled...pod....station....all because i forgot about my armor tank and didn't even fire back. The worrying point is that i was not drunk, i was sober....just nervous......i went back to mining the next day.. yarrrr ------------------- How did i get here?
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Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.03.06 11:22:00 -
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A statecorper, who shall remain nameless, ganked a different statecorper's alt as he was hauling a pile of crap from lonetrek. Both pilots were ejected into space to think about what they'd done.
no skills, just luck.
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Cecil Montague
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Posted - 2006.03.06 11:53:00 -
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Edited by: Cecil Montague on 06/03/2006 11:54:18 Was fighting a Rax once in my Arbi. Got to half armour and turned on my rep. Couple of seconds later i'm into structure and the rax seems to have activated an uber tank as i can't hurt it at all.
Then i realised that i had turned on my remote repper not my armour rep coz they have the same icons and i sat them next to each other. 
EDIT: Oh and i was really drunk too, that's my excuse and i'm sticking too it. 
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Luigi Thirty
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Posted - 2006.03.06 12:06:00 -
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Edited by: Luigi Thirty on 06/03/2006 12:07:09 I think I'm the worst PvPer ever. I've got 20,000 skill points in Gunnery out of 815,000, and thanks to that lost a Badger and Osprey to Guristas, and a Blackbird to a *cough* "pirate" :/
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Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.03.06 12:08:00 -
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I spent six hours playing the markets, negotiating the most profitable deals, plotting the most uber trade routes, then i realised i'd actually started Microsoft Excel by mistake, so i injected Paraquat into the soles of my feet and set myself on fire.
no skills, just luck.
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H Zub
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Posted - 2006.03.06 14:11:00 -
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I am for sure after 1.x big bottle of whiskey. However I have lots and lots of fun reaching that stage.
The Hunter Hypnotized
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Bryan Durl
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Posted - 2006.03.06 14:38:00 -
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After posting my previous account, i still can't believe my own idiocy! ------------------- How did i get here?
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Zafriel
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Posted - 2006.03.06 14:45:00 -
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Chode chased a guy into a 0.5 in his Tech II fitted combat recon cruiser, minmatar security forces didnt like that too much though
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Chode Rizoum
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Posted - 2006.03.06 14:47:00 -
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Originally by: Zafriel Chode chased a guy into a 0.5 in his Tech II fitted combat recon cruiser, minmatar security forces didnt like that too much though
kill or die trying
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tomw
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Posted - 2006.03.06 14:48:00 -
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ive attacked without ammo before "tho drunk at the time." my favorite tho is im one of the only people i know thats actually podded himself. flying at a target in my mwd torp "or was it cruise its been a while" kestrel i was blown up, the torps promply hit my pod as i was infront of them. ahh the good ol days. _______________________________________________
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Zafriel
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Posted - 2006.03.06 14:55:00 -
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Sutty from evoultion was camping when a guy they were firing on ejected and got podded, so he aproached ship to quickly board it and told everyone to hold fire...but too late and he lost his newly captured bs and got podded by splash too.
There used to be a comic for this, but I cant find it. There was an evolution guy in a reaper and a ca guy in an apoc. The evolution dude was probably annoying the hell out of the CA apoc, finally the apoc got a lock on the reaper and shouted "haha killed you" just as the concord gank squad warped in and blew his apoc. Lesson 1, always remember to check sec lvl
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Bryan Durl
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Posted - 2006.03.06 15:01:00 -
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Originally by: Chode Rizoum kill or die trying
This one gets a place in my sig, always thought chode was a star lol. -------------------
How did i get here?
Originally by: Chode Rizoum kill or die trying
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Zafriel
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Posted - 2006.03.06 15:39:00 -
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Edited by: Zafriel on 06/03/2006 15:39:51 meh...
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Grimwalius d'Antan
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Posted - 2006.03.06 15:47:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Butter Dog Well, I accidentally pirated in a 0.6 once (I was watching two covetors from a moon and couldnt believe my luck)
God that was embarrasing.
(yes it was with my pirate alt, BD does no pirating of course)
I had the same experience about a week ago. I was snooping around Aunenen, looking to ease the lust for blood. Hopped out into the next system and found a couple of barges on the scanner. I located them quickly and had my heart racing as I realized they weren't even trying to warp away. I start pounding one of them, when after a while I see white battleship sized NPCs. "What are battleships doing in low sec? mission NPCs?". When they all locked me simultaneously, I realized I had made a mistake, warped away a couple of times, then I sat around for 10 seconds waiting for them to reappear. 10 seconds after appearing, they locked me and instapopped me. Apparently, there is a 0.5 separating Aunenen from the other nearby low sec systems =P.
I have it all on fraps. Im starting to think that I theoretically could've evaded them forever in what I pressume was lag. Only problem is they kept killing my shuttles even 30 minutes after I ceased hostilities.
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Cavtrooper
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Posted - 2006.03.06 15:55:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Grimwalius d'Antan Im starting to think that I theoretically could've evaded them forever in what I pressume was lag. Only problem is they kept killing my shuttles even 30 minutes after I ceased hostilities.
You actually can evade them, I have done it in a fast frig. If you just keep jumping untill the aggression wears off.
I was continuosly jumping for about 5 minutes evading Concorde until I accidently selected a station and the farking guns of D00M got me there.
AWM Homepage , become a #*%^ Flinging Monkey!!
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Sivona
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Posted - 2006.03.06 16:24:00 -
[59]
I feel the need to nominate wuubaa...but i cant rememeber why :D
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Alliaanna Dalaii
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Posted - 2006.03.06 16:40:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Sivona I feel the need to nominate wuubaa...but i cant rememeber why :D
Daniel Jackson 4tw
Alliaanna
Official Follower of =-= Royal Hiigaran Navy =-= |
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Evil Edna
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Posted - 2006.03.06 18:14:00 -
[61]
Definatly FooB2
well at under 80km that is, over that he is dominant
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Frakri Hogsto
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Posted - 2006.03.06 18:59:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Bryan Durl
Originally by: Chode Rizoum kill or die trying
This one gets a place in my sig, always thought chode was a star lol.
I miss CODE 
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Chode Rizoum
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Posted - 2006.03.06 19:42:00 -
[63]
Edited by: Chode Rizoum on 06/03/2006 19:42:15
Originally by: Frakri Hogsto
Originally by: Bryan Durl
Originally by: Chode Rizoum kill or die trying
This one gets a place in my sig, always thought chode was a star lol.
I miss CODE 
ye the old huff days.. :( does where something.
Ps: dont call me code :P
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Zafriel
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Posted - 2006.03.06 19:55:00 -
[64]
I miss CODE too
All I have for the moment is chode and he makes me cry by forcing he-man love on me
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Zatire
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Posted - 2006.03.06 20:29:00 -
[65]
Edited by: Zatire on 06/03/2006 20:31:24 I'm new to the pirate scene and had some failed encounters with other players, then finaly I came across a costumer that I got into structure and was about to demand ransom when he warps off..
In my exitement I had forgotten to scram his ship, for the first time 
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Ab Initio
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Posted - 2006.03.06 20:47:00 -
[66]
1. Lost a Vampadom to another Dom with blasters... I could have attacked him outside his blaster range and won.. But for some reason still unknown to me, I used approach :(
2. Lost a Raven to a blasterthron. Warped in at 15, with the wrong type of torps for him, no scrambler, knowing that he was an extremely good Mega pilot (damn you Farjung) and decided to engage him anyway.
But as long as you learn from the mistakes you make, they aren't that bad..... Right? :)
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Kage Getsu
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Posted - 2006.03.06 21:29:00 -
[67]
I'm pretty horrible when I'm uncloaked, but I think I'm in the top 10 best covert ops pilots in the game! _________________________________________________________
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Fanden
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Posted - 2006.03.07 00:25:00 -
[68]
I havent been PvP'd yet, but I suspect not many pirates want ta go gunnin' fer me Concorde anytime soon.
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Nato Xemus
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Posted - 2006.03.07 00:33:00 -
[69]
hehe i remember one time i was going to meet up with a corpie to have a little fight coz he wanted to test out his new blasterax and i was in a raven now he was 16 jumps away from me and i happily go to meet him sso i set destination wit went up to like 40 jumps opend up map set to shortest route (theres the problem) so now im 2 jumps away from my mate in a sensor dampening blackbird (feels a few flames coming on) and what do i see at a gate? a guy in a raven he locks i go to switch on my ab oh ***t i forgot to put a ab on so i just try and get to the gate now my armor tank is actuly doing quite well ive tanked maybe 2/3 volleys in it im nearly there i am just 2588 metres from the gate im gunna make it im gunna make IT! BANG hello mr pod how are you today and i still continue to go to the gate. YES im in range sweet! click on jump and it wonnt work something about not having room for the doughnuts:( im think areeee fudge bye bye implants guy on raven has a lock on me Bam 1 cruise hits my pod by now im treating my mouse left button like it was my happy stick and i just make it out with my pod at something like 20% hull i think his name was earl falconcrest and it wasnt untill about 2 days later all i had to do was activate my remote sensor damps and he wouldnt have been able to do anything "Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?" |

Berak FalCheran
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Posted - 2006.03.07 01:58:00 -
[70]
Edited by: Berak FalCheran on 07/03/2006 01:58:17 I'm pretty bad... well, more stupid then bad...
Close range Vagabond (me) vs. an all-nos Ishtar (the guy who won ) (in an agreed upon 1v1, nonetheless). 
Or my habit of undocking when station camped. After 30 minutes or so I get bored and reckless, would rather lose a ship then look at the inside of the station some more.
Sure I'll kill a few bad guys, but the other 10 finish me off .
But hey, I play this game to fight, not to be rich.
In short: Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
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velocoraptor
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Posted - 2006.03.07 02:23:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Cecil Montague Edited by: Cecil Montague on 06/03/2006 11:54:18 Was fighting a Rax once in my Arbi. Got to half armour and turned on my rep. Couple of seconds later i'm into structure and the rax seems to have activated an uber tank as i can't hurt it at all.
Then i realised that i had turned on my remote repper not my armour rep coz they have the same icons and i sat them next to each other. 
      Can only imagine the other guy's reaction: "WTF? Sportmanship?"
  
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Lorette
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Posted - 2006.03.07 03:21:00 -
[72]
Edited by: Lorette on 07/03/2006 03:21:55 Wouldnt say im the worst ever, but currently i stand at 0/2 after 6 months (still aint been podded yet ) Only ships ive lost are a gall shuttle and a itty 2, nothing to expensive.
Im no carebear either, ive been in low sec for the last 3 months. I dont go looking to die though heh
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SATAN
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Posted - 2006.03.07 03:41:00 -
[73]
My vote would have to go to Griff1972 from Four Horsemen corp(Big Blue).
He has racked up 9 BS losses to UDIE alone in the last month or so. Most of which were in the process of fighting us not ganks.
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Kuolematon
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Posted - 2006.03.07 07:38:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Alliaanna Dalaii Podded Myself
Sent alt on shopping trip to Yulai, sent her homeward bound with a hauler full of goodies. Alt flies through MY OWN gatecamp. And I blow her up and pod her Only when chuckling to myself at the killmail did I realise what id done  
Darwin would be proud of you 
Once in 0.0 op we were chasing off NPC'er raven with his hauler alt and I warped to planet X and found it was empty. Due some reason unknown, I stayed there for like 30sec and only to find out that Mr. NPC'er along with his hauler alt jumped 100km away of me! I started approaching them in my inty and was sure that they will warp away but no. I locked raven and then hauler BUT something inside my head said that "scramble indy, scramble!" ... well at least we got that indy full of .. torpedos (and pod) 
I misheard orders in TS and jumped middle of 20 people gank blob in my little rifter. 
Unnerf Amarr!! '.. in your chase after the imaginary "endgame fun"... which actually doesn't exist.' j0sephine |

Snake Jankins
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Posted - 2006.03.07 12:58:00 -
[75]
Edited by: Snake Jankins on 07/03/2006 13:01:05 Me in empire war in 1.0 (!) in a gang with different corps a few months ago. I was totally overmotivated in my brand new ten-minute old stiletto. ( Had lost another new stiletto in the same hour, so I needed a new one. )
So something like that happened: Gang leader from another corp: 'There is a war target, a stabber, try to get him !!!' ... 'Damn it, he escaped !!' Me: 'Haha, cool, there is another enemy, a rifter lets kill this one.'
I approach, tackle, sentries and/or concorde fires, I think 'Oh oh ?', I die. Then I noticed that 1.0 is not 0.0 and -10 standing doesn't mean war target.
The guy in the rifter in local: 'Don't you think that was a bit stupid ?'
... and my gang leader collects my can, me waiting on a station for the concorde timer, thinking about, what I had done.  ___________ 'Only ships can be assembled, this is a Frigate.' |

Usul Faust
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Posted - 2006.03.07 13:07:00 -
[76]
I shot a shuttle by a gate in .2 the other day without thinking about it. The sentry guns shredded my frig, so i flew back to the station grabbed a new ship. Sadly completely i forgot about the cooldown and got shredded a second sime by the station sentry guns. Great. I docked and minced about in the station for a bit until my timer expired. Left the station and Oops! I was bugged and got shredded. again.
I went down to the pub for a bit after that.
no skills, just luck.
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Capt 69
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Posted - 2006.03.07 14:43:00 -
[77]
Probably me when i used to be fourfingers frankie (and probably to a lesser extent now). I remember getting war decked by some pirates when i had my carebear corp, and i think i must have lost about 10 - 15 ravens in a week, i mean i just got raped. I remember leading (HAH!) two ravens and another bs against 1 apoc. He BBQ's the lot of us. thinking back on it i now know why, but damn was i a nubbin then. Flying a raven w/ 1.5 mil sp's ftl. Vini, vidi, vamoosi |

Electric Cucumber
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Posted - 2006.03.07 18:01:00 -
[78]
I am the worst EVE PVPer:
Today I jump into a system in my Maller and see a hostile Caracal fighting with a friendly Vengeance,so I lock the caracal and scramble him while approaching him. Meanwhile the Carcal was firing light missiles at the Vengeance which warps away or jumps. So at this point i'm 500 meters from the Caracal which is NOSsed,webbed, and my 4 Quad light Beams are slowly eating through his shield.
Then, a Guristas Cruiser/Battlecruiser fleet spawns at the gate!!! My Maller is quickly jammed and destroyed... Kaos Empire |

Cecil Montague
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Posted - 2006.03.08 02:47:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Electric Cucumber ...4 Quad light Beams are slowly eating through his shield.
Quad lights? On a maller? Dude what are you smoking? Ok pretend i hadn't posted earlier about remote repairing the guy i was trying to kill and hence have a shred of respectability.
"There is no such thing as an effective segment of totality." - Bruce Lee |

Lunas Feelgood
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Posted - 2006.03.08 03:48:00 -
[80]
hehe this is a nice thread...
Ok i have been in the pvp business for a really really long time so I have basically made every mistake ingame and got punished for it...but the top fevorits:
killed my own alt forgot it was mine and he was just sitting there at the gate looking rather cute:P And was actually wondering why he didnt fire back:P
pvp in my bs with alot of my new acuired mods/skill about 300mil worth and offcourse i got killed:P
and my all time fevorite I always forget about my sec status so i have lost more ships to concord then to any other hostiles i have ever fought:P
I could go on and on but it brakes my heart to remember it all  
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Eudoxus
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Posted - 2006.03.08 05:00:00 -
[81]
I may not win but I definitely am not off to a promising start in pvp:
1) i have 6.8mm skill points, 11600 in gunnery 
2) i have never actually fired a shot at a hostile or potentially hostile player character 
3) i got a stealth bomber and while practicing on rats could not for the longest time figure out why they could target me from 100km+ away when i was not even in range to target them - hello, dont fit a REMOTE sensor booster to augment your range, fit a sensor booster 
4) if i am not cloaked, i am not in my happy space
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LWMaverick
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Posted - 2006.03.08 09:32:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Nocturnal Prince /me is suprised Ginger Magician isnt here to talk about how 'ubah' he is.

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Wolffman
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Posted - 2006.03.08 11:22:00 -
[83]
Ok my story is this
Killed a pirate (sec -2,4) in 0.4, he was flying rupture i wasn in a stabber and my friend in a thorax. After this, gone to a station to repair :) lost my ship in a sec. Didnt notice the agression in top right corner...
I was so happy for my 1st kill and then i was in a pod too :(
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DeMundus
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Posted - 2006.03.08 11:37:00 -
[84]
Edited by: DeMundus on 08/03/2006 11:37:42 When i used to fly my taranis alot I would go out and hunt haulers all day with much luck - then oneday return to empire... when seeing a hauler the first thing I did was to shoot it... that got me shiny taranis blown up... habbits kills...
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darrenX
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Posted - 2006.03.09 15:35:00 -
[85]
I vote for me, im terrible at pvp in eve and have only really begun to get involved with it. I have lost far too many ships for my own good, but hey its alearning curve.
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Lanfear's Bane
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Posted - 2006.03.09 15:46:00 -
[86]
Both my stupid mistakes were sentry related.
1) Thinking sentries would protect and stopping to have a peek at the Vagabond locking me.
2) Forgetting that the sentries don't protect you any more for the first time after I dropped under -5.0
Other than that I read the forums a lot when I was new and learnt from other peoples noob mistakes. Also I am naturally suspicious and paranoid which helps - trust no one.
Lanfear's Bane. ___ {o.O} |)_(| -"-"- YA RLY Put what in your sig? -Oiri Yusko
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Swethren
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Posted - 2006.03.09 18:26:00 -
[87]
I'd like to nominate me
1) After running some missions out in gallente space, the mission runner had sent me into low sec for a couple missions running. After a couple hours of this I got bored and decided that I was gonna go do some pirating. Hoped in my Ishkur, warped to the nearest belt and found a covetor. Excellent, made my way over, scramed, sent my drones. The I was sitting in a pod... I was in 0.5 space, the same space as my agent, not the low sec space that my agent had been sending me.
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FooB2
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Posted - 2006.03.09 19:28:00 -
[88]
the worst pvper was a guy called "seventh Sin".
over a year ago, he was shafted into kr0m as his previous corp didnt really want him, he then proceeded to lose ships constantly and smacktalk people who killed him saying they cheat etc. then, while in deep space, he demanded 200 mil from us or hed leave the corp and kill us.
shortly after that he liquidated his character and made a new one, which he wouldnt, and still hasnt, let us know who it is. even though he swore that his new character, being newer than all of us was capable of owning us all, and that would happen one day in the "near" future. if hes reading this. im still waiting.
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Beringe
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Posted - 2006.03.09 19:42:00 -
[89]
My favorite moment was when I drunkenly led a group of corpmates into a DNA ambush in y9g.
We got out...just barely. And then I ordered everyone to warp in again (gangwarp ftw).
I'd do it again, too. If I had enough fuel (read: booze). ------------------------------------------- "Never underestimate the power of language."
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Zolofine
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Posted - 2006.03.09 20:27:00 -
[90]
I thought it would be cool to engage a zealot and tempest with my domi, eventhough i knew i had no drones in my bay (because of bug). It wasn't untill i was into the fight for a while and the tempest was pwning me that i realized i didn't actually have anything that could do any damage except for a single 250mm railgun 
Trying to pvp with a megathron for 2 months while i had a perfectly good domi sitting in a station...  |
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Geistkonig
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Posted - 2006.03.10 05:29:00 -
[91]
How about this: revenging the loss of your Badger Mk II with a tanked-out Ferox, getting your opponent all the way down to half struct, and then watching them safely away because you forgot to pack a sramb?  --- << Noobness shields at 60% and holding. >> |

EvilTwin I
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Posted - 2006.03.11 11:23:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Frakri Hogsto
Originally by: Bryan Durl
Originally by: Chode Rizoum kill or die trying
This one gets a place in my sig, always thought chode was a star lol.
I miss CODE 
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Trevedian
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Posted - 2006.03.15 16:41:00 -
[93]
Originally by: FooB2 the worst pvper was a guy called "seventh Sin".
over a year ago, he was shafted into kr0m as his previous corp didnt really want him, he then proceeded to lose ships constantly and smacktalk people who killed him saying they cheat etc. then, while in deep space, he demanded 200 mil from us or hed leave the corp and kill us.
shortly after that he liquidated his character and made a new one, which he wouldnt, and still hasnt, let us know who it is. even though he swore that his new character, being newer than all of us was capable of owning us all, and that would happen one day in the "near" future. if hes reading this. im still waiting.
Ditto, Seventh Sin...
Sex0r > you're bounty turns me on.. you seem like the kind of amarrian to dominate me
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Scalor Valentis
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Posted - 2006.03.15 16:53:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Dark Shikari Edited by: Dark Shikari on 05/03/2006 11:51:03
You can't top Ginger Magician. He is definitely worse than anyone in this thread.
QFT
Q4TW
QOTM
QOTY
QTWM"QFS"A = Quote that won most "quotes for something" awards
Ginger, you just suck so hard 
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Val Amon
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Posted - 2006.03.15 19:28:00 -
[95]
I love the guy who will remain unmentioned, but
Not getting on the killmail : 0 isk
Shooting a station and losing a rifter : 250k isk
Having 8000 small proj ammo in a rifter a day after the boss asked how we go thru so much small proj ammo and having his corp mates find it in his cargo after getting own'd by sentrys : priceless
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Hannas Light
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Posted - 2006.03.16 00:29:00 -
[96]
I have a fun one told to me by a friend. Gave me a smile. Here goes:
My friend is in his ship, transporting it for sale to a station in 0.0. A friendly neutral had setup a warp bubble at the gate my friend had instas to. The neutral decided to sit beside the exit point of the warp bubble in a very powerful BS (Caldari).
My friend lands right beside the neutral and cant believe his bad luck. He was within jumps of the station but now faces the prospective of a total loss without insurance. 
But as luck would have it, my friend remembered fitting 3 NOSFERATUS units in his high slots and 1 NEUTRALIZER. Of course he only had 3 large guns which limited his offense capability.
Well my friend sat there for a split second wondering if the neutral would open fire. And the neutral, I suppose realizing his ship was superior to the Level 1 BS he faces within 5km. And so the neutral launches his drones at my friend.
Now my friend being the cool cucumber that he is, looks for the exit point of the warp bubble and heads toward it while taking damage.
At this point my friend's shields are gone and he is losing armor. Fortunately my friend has Level 5 Armor skills and a decent tank which he remembers to activate. The damage STOPS cold.
Then my friend activates his NOSFERATU AND NEUTRALIZER and amazingly the neutral's attacks are reduced to 5 pathetic drones not doing much at all.
Now my friend is angry but not dumb. When he sees someone enter local, he decides that with only 3 guns, it is time to cut his losses. In my friend's estimation, the local would be upon them before he can finish killing the neutral, so he warps out.
My friend arrived safely at his destination and the neutral never said a word.
Life in 0.0 is Grand when you meet a guy with a bubble
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duffmantt
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Posted - 2006.03.16 00:48:00 -
[97]
warping to a gate forgetting i was flagged, getting out at 46% hull, then realised i had warped to another gate to get away from the first gate. after much swearing on ventrilo, i got to the new gate, and got out to a SS on 6% structure.
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Loban Hamada
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Posted - 2006.03.16 01:11:00 -
[98]
I lost 6 ships yesterday and today.
But at least I tried to fight with only 100k sp :) ---------------------------------------------- Loban Hamada {{{Aspiring Pirate}}} RIP SWG FU NGE |

Berneh
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Posted - 2006.03.16 02:51:00 -
[99]
me
Lost an apoc to a geddon 1vs1 , and many other hilarious drunken antics  ______________________________________ Wakibaki > lady boys are better in bed than any english girl If you say so waki :) |

Rift Scorn
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Posted - 2006.03.16 03:09:00 -
[100]
One of the best feck up stories i heard is from a CEO of a Corp who is now making quite a splash in 0.0. I won't name names, but he knows who he is 
Its pretty short and simple. Upon making meaty amount of ISK a little while ago now he decides to go into empire and buy a set of +4 implants. This was before there were +5's, so they were pretty damned expensive, kitted out in said new set of W/P/I/M implants this guy decides that the trip home is way to long, and he just cba..... right click .... pod .... undock in 0.0. 'omfg where have my implants gone?'
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!'
Oh, how i laughed!
My personal worst one. I was in CA (for about a week ) back in the day, and running about 2 mins behind on a fleet destined for U-Q, SA had set up on us and just as i entered warp to the rest of the fleet, the order was given to disengage. Dammit! suffice to say came out of warp smack in the middle of a hostile fleet (if any of the Old Sk00l players remember the sheer numbers both CA & SA bought to the table back then). Promptley got BBQ'd - bad call on my behalf! There have been many since, but not as bad as coming out of warp, seeing the screen and just bashing your head against the wall kind of stupid.
Your friendly clone activation expert, free of service to the eve community since '03! |
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Einhander McEvedy
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Posted - 2006.03.16 03:26:00 -
[101]
I have to be the worst pvper in the world. I lost a DD and a Rifter within an hour of eachother. Once to an NPC (food was buring on the stove) and the other because of your run-of-the-mill HAC.
Yesterday, Im cruising around Amamake in my Breacher (wanted to try it out) popping rats when a pirate in a stabber shows up. I lock on and fire a spread of missles before warping to another belt. I sit their for a sec, tinkering with something when he warps out right on top of me. 2 seconds later = dead breacher.
So I head home, get a new breacher, and come back. I head back into the belts and see a pirate in a rifter with a 1m bounty on his head. Sweet something I might be able to kill! I launch a slavo of missles, then he starts pumping lead into me. Im near death, so I warp out to... a station.
I pop out and try to dock with the station. Sheilds, Armor, then hull evaporate. Thats right, I attacked first, I got agro, silly me. I get a shuttle, wait for the giant red agro timer then pop out. Again, my ship explodes. Ok so I guess there was another aggresion counter I didnt expect. I wait for the entire timer to expire, then head off to go get a Rifter.
Head back, hitting random spawns in the roids, get jumped by a thorax. I double click in the opposite direct and try to run. I look back and there is a swarm of little X's chassing me. Well s**t. Pod, warp, repeat.
I am horrible at this game.
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Daehkthar Raehm
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Posted - 2006.03.16 04:54:00 -
[102]
Back when i was in CA, there was some noob in a shuttle bookmarking our home system... So i went out in my claw to kill him. He docks in a station and i patiently wait for him to come out. Finally, he emerges, f1-f2-f3-f4 then tried to CLICK on him from space and not from the overview.... and scrambled the station.... oh how i could not find words to respond to the mocking laughter from the BMing alt... "Hope is the denial of reality. |

Gungankllr
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Posted - 2006.03.16 06:52:00 -
[103]
I had just picked up a Cerberus in Empire, and was bringing it back down to Feythabolis. (Hadn't slept in about 22 hours, due to a wierd work schedule and trying to spend time with the family)
Full PVP Setup with heavy launchers, and I come across a noob corper in a shuttle without instas.
I target and fire, and only one of my ripple-fired missiles hits before he jumps.
Agression timer.
After waiting what seemed like an eternity, I jump through and catch him at the next gate.
I lock and launch again, and yet again only one or two missiles hits him, for negligible damage.
Agression timer.
After another eternity I get through the gate, and this time (I've smartened up a little now) I let him jump through to get him on the other side.
Jump through, when he decloaks I target him, and fire.
He warps off, because I forgot to activate my scrambler.
I warp to the next gate, and he's not there.
A few seconds later, I see the following message in local:
"Man, you suck... I've been sitting here on autopilot eating a sandwich"

I scanned him down to a planet, but I just didn't have the brainpower to try and kill him after that. 
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EvilTwin I
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Posted - 2006.03.16 11:53:00 -
[104]
Originally by: Gungankllr
"I've been sitting here on autopilot eating a sandwich"

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Constantine Arcanum
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Posted - 2006.03.16 11:57:00 -
[105]
Originally by: Cavtrooper His reply? "STFU n00b" (after he was out of danger)
And that, my friends, is why I kill EVERYONE I find in belts, if they are new or not. ----------------------------------------------- Guys, we win some and we lose some, but please, can we win this one? THIS SIG R UNHACKABLE
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Testicular Testes
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Posted - 2006.03.16 17:29:00 -
[106]
Took a rocket crow to 5% structure in a freaking Incursus. Then I turned off the webber. I deserved what came next.
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Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2006.03.17 05:54:00 -
[107]
Me
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