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Severe McCald
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Posted - 2006.04.27 10:59:00 -
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per ardua ad primum
Sev
I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
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De Thor
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Posted - 2006.04.27 15:18:00 -
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Does anybody actually have time to read this before it disappears off the first page? 
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Tadamitsu
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Posted - 2006.04.27 15:48:00 -
[153]
perhapse..
they need to split this forum for corp adds and those searching..
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Severe McCald
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Posted - 2006.04.28 12:08:00 -
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>radio advertisement
>begins with a very dirty baritone sax solo, like a sexy nails down a blackboard sound (oxymoron I know, but that's the sax for you). Like many Tom Waits songs.
>A gravel voiced actor (Bogart? Samuel L. Jackson) with the "tough guy walking these mean streets, who is not himself mean" sound says: "It was a dark winter night..."
>in the background a camp voice says: "It'h in sthpace, of courth it'h dark"
>"...and men whose intentions were dark were moving within its welcome embrace."
>"Oooh! Is thith going to be exthiting?"
>The sound of fighting can be heard in the background as our narrator goes on. "Let go you f'ckerth!" and "Shut it Epic or you'll get a taste of your own medicine" can be heard.
>Gravel voice has raised his voice slightly to try and cover up the noise in the background: "But the men and women of EDF are on hand!" Trumpet sting. "To fight in defence of our homeland andaarrgh! get off me you *****!"
[the last, while clearly still gravel voice, is delivered in a voice at least an octave higher than we have so far heard]
>in desparation someone puts on music. The sound of "Somewhere over the rainbow" fills the airwaves, before being cut off abruptly. Is the scream we hear the mangling of a recording medium or that of a dying presenter?
>A male voice whispers: "EDF, where something is always happening."
Sev
I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
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Tadamitsu
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Posted - 2006.04.28 13:05:00 -
[155]
*yawn* its friday
bump
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Falgaroth
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Posted - 2006.04.28 20:50:00 -
[156]
Page 3 
nope c<n't be real.. must be imagining things
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John McCreedy
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Posted - 2006.04.28 22:59:00 -
[157]
bump.
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Longhampton
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Posted - 2006.04.29 08:18:00 -
[158]
to the top
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John McCreedy
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Posted - 2006.04.30 00:10:00 -
[159]
Looking for more (U.S.) Pacific Coast and Austrilaisan guys. Read page one if you want to know what we're about and follow the contact details there.
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John McCreedy
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Posted - 2006.04.30 11:33:00 -
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Aussies, Kiwis, we offer lots of PvP, great payment system for mining.
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Tadamitsu
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Posted - 2006.05.01 14:57:00 -
[161]
test test
back to the front!!!
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De Thor
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Posted - 2006.05.02 16:18:00 -
[162]
Read the first page. Anything else is really only here to entertain ourselves on that slow slide towards death 
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Severe McCald
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Posted - 2006.05.03 09:45:00 -
[163]
 Originally by: De Thor
Read the first page. Anything else is really only here to entertain ourselves on that slow slide towards death
De Thor
Cheery sod
Sev
I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
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Severe McCald
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Posted - 2006.05.03 14:51:00 -
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Battleships burning by moonlight.
Autumn fires,
Sadness of a clone.
Sev
I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
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tywong shing
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Posted - 2006.05.03 20:03:00 -
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Is a westerner's attempt at haiku ever less than embarrassing?
Discuss?
Poppy's bloom in field
like fresh wounds, bleeding.
I smell cordite this morning.
ty
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John McCreedy
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Posted - 2006.05.03 22:28:00 -
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A sailor and a pirate walk into a bar. They sit down next to each other, get to talking and their chat soon turns to their sea adventures. The sailor tells of his days fighting wars with the Navy, and the pirate tells of robbing ships and killing his enemies with the other pirates.
The sailor notices that the pirate has an eyepatch, a hook and a peg leg and asks, ôHow did you get the peg leg?ö
The pirate replies, ôWhen I was thrown off my ship and flated for two days until my crew rescued me, my leg was bitten off by a shark as I was being pulled out of the water.ö
The sailor, impressed, says, ôWow. That's very exciting. But how about the hook?ö
The pirate smiles, shining the hook a bit, ôWhen I was swordfighting with a pirate from our enemy ship for treasure, he took it right off.''
The sailor's eyes were wide with awe at how badas this pirate was, and he asked,
How did you get the eyepatch?ö ôWell,ösays the pirate, shifting in his seat a bit, ôa seagull **** in my eye.ö
The seaman looks puzzled: ôYou lost an eye from gull ****?ö
The pirate sighed and shook his head. ôIt was my first day with the hook.ö
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De Thor
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Posted - 2006.05.04 10:10:00 -
[167]
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Severe McCald
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Posted - 2006.05.04 16:27:00 -
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The poster:
>a white, labrador puppy stares out at you with its big, limpid, brown eyes that communicate: "I love you. You are great. Just tell me what to do and I'll do it."
>attached to its collar, like some sort of sick name tag, is a hand grenade with the pin still in. Attached to the pin is a peice of string that leads out of the picture. The string is already taut and you fear that the puppy is not long for this world.
>The caption reads: "Join EDF, or the puppy gets it!  "
*pssst, John. What do you think? Am I getting the hang of this PR thing yet? Lovely thing/person (tick), appeal to emotional not intellectual response (tick), play on their guilt (tick) and you need a twist at the end to maintain interest (tick). *Sev gives himself a pat on the back 
Sev
I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
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De Thor
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Posted - 2006.05.05 09:25:00 -
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Blowing up a puppy! WTF kind of sick thinking is that? 
You need a hand grenade up the arse mate.
De Thor
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John McCreedy
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Posted - 2006.05.05 12:27:00 -
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Tadamitsu
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Posted - 2006.05.05 14:07:00 -
[171]
think of the puppys 
almost as bad as AFK jumping from esa to azn, thats alot of kittens.
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golden dreamer
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Posted - 2006.05.05 16:51:00 -
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i will have to tell the great story of my first 2 weeks in EDF back in september.
ok ive joined a corp based 52 jumps from empire ok lets get my itteron v with 5x local expanders and jump down and get BM's down there. 12 jumps in i fall asleep only to awake outside an ascn station in my hauler with everything i own in it.
in the next 14 days i made 12 return trips to empire and back without a BM and most of them AFK.
now i do it in a covert ops with BM's.
every day i think was i lucky to not be killed or just plain stupid
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John McCreedy
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Posted - 2006.05.06 00:27:00 -
[173]
Look at page 1.
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golden dreamer
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Posted - 2006.05.06 10:36:00 -
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what am i looking for
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John McCreedy
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Posted - 2006.05.06 11:28:00 -
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Originally by: golden dreamer
what am i looking for
You can't see it?
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golden dreamer
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Posted - 2006.05.06 16:37:00 -
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i can see page 1 but what am i looking for on it
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John McCreedy
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Posted - 2006.05.07 12:45:00 -
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Originally by: golden dreamer
i can see page 1 but what am i looking for on it
Can anyone else see it?
Oh and for the love of god, please stop convoing me about recruitment. I only handle potential mergers or on the odd occasion, extremly high end PvPers. The rest of the time I'm sat in 10-12 channels 
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Protokill
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Posted - 2006.05.07 15:07:00 -
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bump for a great corp!!!
Solar Storm
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Jesus
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Posted - 2006.05.08 11:15:00 -
[179]
i am coming to join you if you will have me.
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Severe McCald
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Posted - 2006.05.08 14:38:00 -
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Jesus, I am overjoyed to meet you, face to face .
Sev
I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
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