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Cdr Foxbat	Posted - 2006.03.29 13:32:00 - [1] Missed this one Bump Originally by: Blind Watchmaker Originally by: Gong Guess Goliaths last words were: 'That was lame !' Actually they were "OMG lag!"
EvilTwin I	Posted - 2006.03.29 13:42:00 - [2] GOsh ..thought I was spamming posts ..I guess not .. OMG! 10pages ..then a New post right after ..woot im NOT trolling ..its just insane et1
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.03.29 16:49:00 - [3] Originally by: EvilTwin I im NOT trolling ..its just insane et1 Read all the pages and then express your opinion. Otherwise it is trolling . Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
k starwind	Posted - 2006.03.29 17:25:00 - [4] we have over 400 members so alot of people come to express they vievs so we rack up a lot of recruitment threads i think this is the 5th or 6th thread i have posted in a new one is normally started after 10-20 pages Signature file size to big, please keep it under 24000 bytes. Please e-mail us at [email protected] with any questions - Petwraith While they were saying among themselves it cannot be done, it was done
tywong shing	Posted - 2006.03.29 18:54:00 - [5] Do you all know each other? Are there corp players you have never met (but know that they play)? ty
k starwind	Posted - 2006.03.29 19:04:00 - [6] i know all the players in my timezone and most of those that are not on my timezone Signature file size to big, please keep it under 24000 bytes. Please e-mail us at [email protected] with any questions - Petwraith While they were saying among themselves it cannot be done, it was done
Astarte Nosferatu	Posted - 2006.03.29 20:12:00 - [7] Originally by: John McCreedy Originally by: Astarte Nosferatu EDF is one of the backbone corps of ASCN, definatly worth checking out . Thank you. Nice to see mutual respect can be had inspite of our ingame political differences In my opinion, we don't differ that much actually. Both our alliances try to survive and thrive in the Outer Regions, and we all want to have fun shooting eachother . Besides, there is an unwritten rule about recruitment posts: don't hijack them or don't flame them, even if you are at war with the corp that is recruiting. There's enough crap cluttering the forums already, the recruitment section is the one place where it simply isn't allowed . Good luck with the recruitment chaps . Synergy Recruitment
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.03.29 20:39:00 - [8] Originally by: Astarte Nosferatu In my opinion, we don't differ that much actually. Both our alliances try to survive and thrive in the Outer Regions, and we all want to have fun shooting eachother . Besides, there is an unwritten rule about recruitment posts: don't hijack them or don't flame them, even if you are at war with the corp that is recruiting. There's enough crap cluttering the forums already, the recruitment section is the one place where it simply isn't allowed . Good luck with the recruitment chaps . to be truely great you need great people fight with.. oh and big bumpity for the EDF do you guys only bump one thread? I think this is the new one.. Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.03.29 20:55:00 - [9] Originally by: Severe McCald >The poster: Tzeer stands naked from the waist up, black silk long johns, pouring oil onto his chest and rubbing it in while leering towards the viewer. >The speech bubble from his mouth reads: "Come on baby, rub me up the wrong way". *Sev suffers from dry heaves. Sry, this is supposed to be a recruitment thread. CENSORED! Sev Do you want to die? Make a Difference
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.03.29 21:06:00 - [10] Originally by: John McCreedy Originally by: Severe McCald >The poster: Tzeer stands naked from the waist up, black silk long johns, pouring oil onto his chest and rubbing it in while leering towards the viewer. >The speech bubble from his mouth reads: "Come on baby, rub me up the wrong way". *Sev suffers from dry heaves. Sry, this is supposed to be a recruitment thread. CENSORED! Sev Do you want to die? WOW and Cordy got us a reputation for being kinda Kinky and Crazy.. WOW perhapse he replaced his pod fluid with vodka? Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.03.29 21:14:00 - [11] OK let me make sense of the apparent maddness. After 10 pages, no one was seriously going to look at page 1, therefore all the important detail was getting missed. How do I know? Because over 70% of the applicants at the time didn't meant the requirements nor followed the contact details. So I made a new one. It was made to highlight our kills for March. We then redployed our PvPers elsewhere so it no longer held relevence. At the same time we also changed recruiment requirements so rather than edit the post (coupled with the fact it was flamed), I made a new one. Make a Difference
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.03.30 00:12:00 - [12] hey a few more days to go you guys going to break 1000? Eve Defence Force 931 nice work.. Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.03.30 09:56:00 - [13] Edited by: Severe McCald on 30/03/2006 13:31:15 >An Amarr, hooded, facing towards the viewer, but with most of his face obscured can, nevertheless, be seen to have the most enormous cheese eating grin; the like of which you have never before witnessed on an Amarr. >The speech bubble coming from his mouth says: "Who needs self flagellation, when you can join EDF! " >An obscure character can be seen in the background, looking something like gollum and fiddliing with a whip (my prrreeecioussssss). Somehow the viewer knows that this is the infamous John McCreedy. Seriously , even if your needs are unusual, EDF can help . Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
BlackHawk177	Posted - 2006.03.30 10:25:00 - [14] Sev, everytime you post this thread just gets wierder and wierder
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.03.30 11:04:00 - [15] Originally by: BlackHawk177 Sev, everytime you post this thread just gets wierder and wierder Thanks! Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
De Thor	Posted - 2006.03.30 13:45:00 - [16] What do you mean, wierd? Some of you people live very sheltered lives . DT
Stuart Ripley	Posted - 2006.03.30 13:55:00 - [17] Edited by: Stuart Ripley on 30/03/2006 13:56:14 bump
TZeer	Posted - 2006.03.30 14:06:00 - [18] Originally by: Severe McCald >The poster: Tzeer stands naked from the waist up, black silk long johns, pouring oil onto his chest and rubbing it in while leering towards the viewer. >The speech bubble from his mouth reads: "Come on baby, rub me up the wrong way". *Sev suffers from dry heaves. Sry, this is supposed to be a recruitment thread. CENSORED! Sev LUBE 4TW!! Cordy where are you?? Where`s my domination lube?? Come to EDF, oil up and fly with the legion. RAWR, RUB MY NIPPLE and we will fly in to combat with the sunset acting as a nice cosy background.... Did I say we have strippers? And once a week we dress up and have togapartys... Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.03.30 18:48:00 - [19] See! Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.03.30 19:49:00 - [20] Edited by: Tadamitsu on 30/03/2006 20:41:15 [jedi mindtrick] "there is no lube here" "move along" [/jedi mindtrick] back to recruiting.. you guys have a goal for your current class of recruits? Oh and happy b-day John. Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.03.31 09:58:00 - [21] >The poster: a Caldari Civire couple looking towards you. Their appearance: like an advert for the Third Reich. They stand close to one another relaxed but obviously ready to explode into violence at a microsecond's notice; >His speech bubble says: "Join EDF" >Her's says: "Keep it simple stupid" (she is speaking to him, without irony). You remember that these people managed to fight the Gallente to a standstill using their superior technology and your respect for the Deteis rises another notch. Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Bretonia	Posted - 2006.03.31 09:58:00 - [22] Wish to join one of the best corps in EVE? Simple click here "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.03.31 13:07:00 - [23] Originally by: BlackHawk177 Sev, everytime you post this thread just gets wierder and wierder His last one game me nighmares Make a Difference
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.03.31 14:52:00 - [24] >black and white film footage from ancient Urth (digitised and remastered using latest storage and retrieval technology - you cannot see the dubbing). Two men are sitting in the back of a vehicle. The younger is saying: "You should've looked out for me Johny. You were my brother. You should've looked out for me. I could've bin a contender!" >Johny replies: "You should've joined EDF. They'd have looked out for you." >Marlon Brando (for it is he) looks towards the viewer, pain and confusion contorting his face and says : "I could've been a contender if I'd joined EDF!" >The shot freezes. The "film" appears to bubble and burn, like old fashioned celluloid kept in place over the projector's light for too long. From out of the flames the letters EDF appear, almost too bright to look at. Advertisement ends. Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.03.31 19:11:00 - [25] bump for the EDF, This is a great crew very large doing some really good things. be on soon. Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
k starwind	Posted - 2006.04.01 18:07:00 - [26] ah bump Signature file size to big, please keep it under 24000 bytes. Please e-mail us at [email protected] with any questions - Petwraith While they were saying among themselves it cannot be done, it was done
Kage Tsu	Posted - 2006.04.02 03:11:00 - [27] John, I've been AWOL for a couple of weeks and was interested to see your new recruitment criteria for EDF-A. I was disappointed that you are no longer recruiting cadets from out of the Nth Am area as I was eager to join the Academy. Is this set in stone or will you be opening recruitment to other areas in the future? As I mentioned in a post on another EDF recruitment thread, I'm an Aussie and for "bonus points" a Liverpool fan :). Just comming up to the end of my first month and nearing the end of my learning training so will be looking for a corp soon. No ship skills to speak of - just basic frigate tech to aid ratting. Currently fly a Kestrel. Kage
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.02 14:21:00 - [28] Originally by: Kage Tsu John, I've been AWOL for a couple of weeks and was interested to see your new recruitment criteria for EDF-A. I was disappointed that you are no longer recruiting cadets from out of the Nth Am area as I was eager to join the Academy. Is this set in stone or will you be opening recruitment to other areas in the future? As I mentioned in a post on another EDF recruitment thread, I'm an Aussie and for "bonus points" a Liverpool fan :). Just comming up to the end of my first month and nearing the end of my learning training so will be looking for a corp soon. No ship skills to speak of - just basic frigate tech to aid ratting. Currently fly a Kestrel. Kage They're guidlines. We're involved in major ops atm so please be paitent. Post on our forums and wait a few days. We'll have a chat Make a Difference
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.02 21:20:00 - [29] bump for our friends Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Qayos	Posted - 2006.04.03 09:08:00 - [30] Our standards for recruitment into both EDF and EDF-A can be fluid, adjusting to how we've extended ourselves in various areas, and weather or not we can adequately accomodate new member initiation (it doesn't hurt... much). Also, as indicated by John, we're a bit busy this weekend, so post your interest on our forums, and try to get ahold of a recruiter after the weekend is over. There likely wont be any recruitment going on over this weekend. That doesn't mean it's closed, just that we're busy. Thanks for your patience. Qayos EDF Director of External Relations Acting Lead Recruiter ASCN Proud Member
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.03 11:10:00 - [31] Originally by: John McCreedy Do you want to die? Err.. no? Was that a threat or merely concern for my welfare? Some emotes would help me to understand where you were coming from Anyway, I died again last night. Can I apply to join EDF-A? Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.03 14:18:00 - [32] >Two Jove, face to face across a table, supporting the side of their heads away from the camera with a hand, their elbows resting on the table (looking like 'Smith and Jones' for UK residents) >The video runs: 1st Jove: "Do you think we should, maybe (pause), join EDF?" 2nd Jove: "Nah! They've introduced these, thingy, requirements! That's the word. Not sure we could match up " 1st Jove: "Weeeeell, they're not all that demanding. They let that Sev McCald in." 2nd Jove: " Erhm, I see wot you mean. (pause) If they've let a noob like him in, we should be fine ." > > > > "Although, if they've let a noob like him in, would we want to join?" 1st Jove: "Good point ". Video Ends. You don't have to be Jove to join EDF! Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.03 14:58:00 - [33] Just to make it clear, we're on a major operation this week. If you don't know what that is then you must be living on the test server. Anyway, as a result, we're not recruiting anyone until after this operation is over. Make a Difference
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.03 18:24:00 - [34] bumpity bump Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.04 03:00:00 - [35] back to the front page.. Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Kage Tsu	Posted - 2006.04.04 11:25:00 - [36] Originally by: John McCreedy Just to make it clear, we're on a major operation this week. If you don't know what that is then you must be living on the test server. Anyway, as a result, we're not recruiting anyone until after this operation is over. Thats fine, good to know. I start a new job in the morning and dont know my roster yet, but as it's kitchen work it will include both day and night shifts, so am in no rush to corp. Will post an application on the EDF forum in a few days once I've recovered from the first few days work :) Oh, and I'll have to ask around about this operation you are involved in - not having played much in the last couple of weeks tends to leave you somewhat out of touch. Kage
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.05 13:14:00 - [37] Edited by: John McCreedy on 05/04/2006 13:16:00 Righteo, we should, with luck, be done tomorrow. Then we've got to catch up on a lot of stuff. Please give us a week or so to get back to you because these things have a tendencey to backlog Anyway, just a reminder for those too lazy to read page one PvPers: Own and be skilled in the use of a Battleship Own and be skilled in the use of a Tech 2 Frigate Willing to train for a Dradnaught (corp funded) power-player i.e. a minimum of 3 hours a night, 5 days per week Miners: Own and be skilled in the use of a Medium Barge Be willing to train for a Large Tech 2 Barge Be willing to train for Deep Core Mining Be willing to go on Combat ops for 1 week out of every 12 - New (PvP Training) We work hard; we fight hard; we make a lot of kills and our members make a lot of money. Come join the fun Make a Difference
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.05 16:02:00 - [38] back to page 1 EDF is a great crew of guys. second best crew in ASCN ;-) Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
k starwind	Posted - 2006.04.05 22:45:00 - [39] even though i like page 3 normally i command you to page 1 Signature file size to big, please keep it under 24000 bytes. Please e-mail us at [email protected] with any questions - Petwraith While they were saying among themselves it cannot be done, it was done
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.06 10:13:00 - [40] > The camera pans down a row of male faces, first a Brutor with a huge handlebar mustache and shades, > next a Gallente wearing one of those plastic veils, > after that a typical bald Civire with tattoos around his eyebrows and what looks like an ear ring, > moving along an Amarr with what appears to be native American headress and warpaint , > following him a Sebiestor in the biggest ten gallon hat you have ever seen in your life (wtf!) and finally as the camera begins to pan back, > an Intaki in what appears to be biking leathers >before you have quite taken all this in the camera shot cuts to a panoramic view of all six men standing shoulder to shoulder on top of a tall building in the middle of a large city >cue the music >as one the men point towards the camera and sing >YOUNG MAN! There's no need to feel down etc. >chorus: "Get down to the EDF-A! Eeee D! ef Aayai" No idea it the Academy is currently recruiting, but the corp is . Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.06 13:25:00 - [41] No one is joining in with the singing. >Sev feels bad. Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.06 13:43:00 - [42] Sev your hurting me man.. back to page 1 Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.06 13:50:00 - [43] EDF ftw. Nice guys, flown with em fora while back when I was a nubbins. You have to put in alot of work but you get so much back from them, great guys, Gl with your Anti-pirating ok? :) ---------------------------------
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.06 17:14:00 - [44] Mirel, aren't the 4K's a bit ? Just an impression I have from your posts - not in-game info. That's probably a stupid question, given you are bumping an anti- corp, but it has served a purpose . Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.06 17:27:00 - [45] Originally by: Severe McCald Mirel, aren't the 4K's a bit ? Just an impression I have from your posts - not in-game info. That's probably a stupid question, given you are bumping an anti- corp, but it has served a purpose . Sev If our corp were abbrviated like that, it would Be 5 K's, since we don't were KORKY, as in the Cat of British Cartoon fame. And yes we are pirates. 'choo gon' do 'bout it boy? ---------------------------------
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.06 17:42:00 - [46] Edited by: Tadamitsu on 06/04/2006 17:42:35 ok if its sing along day. you asked for it!! we want you in ASCN too we want you in ASCN too In ASCN you can cruise the outer reach In ASCN you can zap punks who cause you greif In ASCN you will Dance with deadly angels In ASCN you get to kill alot of G In ASCN you will make lots of friends In ASCN you will have alot of fun In ASCN you will build a better place In ASCN you will matter to the crew. In ASCN is where you want to be. Tadamitsu heard it was village people day.. oh yeah back to page 1 Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.06 17:52:00 - [47] Originally by: Tadamitsu Edited by: Tadamitsu on 06/04/2006 17:42:35 ok if its sing along day. you asked for it!! we want you in ASCN too we want you in ASCN too In ASCN you can cruise the outer reach In ASCN you can zap punks who cause you greif In ASCN you will Dance with deadly angels In ASCN you get to kill alot of G In ASCN you will make lots of friends In ASCN you will have alot of fun In ASCN you will build a better place In ASCN you will matter to the crew. In ASCN is where you want to be. Tadamitsu heard it was village people day.. oh yeah back to page 1 To teh Tune of what? ---------------------------------
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.06 18:40:00 - [48] Originally by: mirel yirrin Originally by: Tadamitsu Edited by: Tadamitsu on 06/04/2006 17:42:35 ok if its sing along day. you asked for it!! we want you in ASCN too we want you in ASCN too In ASCN you can cruise the outer reach In ASCN you can zap punks who cause you greif In ASCN you will Dance with deadly angels In ASCN you get to kill alot of G In ASCN you will make lots of friends In ASCN you will have alot of fun In ASCN you will build a better place In ASCN you will matter to the crew. In ASCN is where you want to be. Tadamitsu heard it was village people day.. oh yeah back to page 1 To teh Tune of what? Oh what a beautiful Morning Make a Difference
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.06 18:57:00 - [49] Originally by: John McCreedy Originally by: mirel yirrin Originally by: Tadamitsu Edited by: Tadamitsu on 06/04/2006 17:42:35 ok if its sing along day. you asked for it!! we want you in ASCN too we want you in ASCN too In ASCN you can cruise the outer reach In ASCN you can zap punks who cause you greif In ASCN you will Dance with deadly angels In ASCN you get to kill alot of G In ASCN you will make lots of friends In ASCN you will have alot of fun In ASCN you will build a better place In ASCN you will matter to the crew. In ASCN is where you want to be. Tadamitsu heard it was village people day.. oh yeah back to page 1 To teh Tune of what? Oh what a beautiful Morning SNAP! :) ---------------------------------
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.06 18:58:00 - [50] Originally by: John McCreedy Edited by: John McCreedy on 05/04/2006 13:16:00 Righteo, we should, with luck, be done tomorrow. Then we've got to catch up on a lot of stuff. Please give us a week or so to get back to you because these things have a tendencey to backlog Anyway, just a reminder for those too lazy to read page one PvPers: Own and be skilled in the use of a Battleship Own and be skilled in the use of a Tech 2 Frigate Willing to train for a Dradnaught (corp funded) power-player i.e. a minimum of 3 hours a night, 5 days per week Miners: Own and be skilled in the use of a Medium Barge Be willing to train for a Large Tech 2 Barge Be willing to train for Deep Core Mining Be willing to go on Combat ops for 1 week out of every 12 - New (PvP Training) We work hard; we fight hard; we make a lot of kills and our members make a lot of money. Come join the fun Will you give me a free Dread if I join? ---------------------------------
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.06 19:39:00 - [51] Originally by: mirel yirrin To teh Tune of what? Village people in the navy lol Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.06 19:41:00 - [52] Originally by: mirel yirrin Will you give me a free Dread if I join? Sure John knows how to re-name a frig "dread" where do they apply John?? LOL Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
De Thor	Posted - 2006.04.07 10:07:00 - [53] "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars!" Oscar Wilde "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are still looking down on you! Ye bastart!" Rab C. Nesbitt DT
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.07 12:30:00 - [54] Edited by: Severe McCald on 07/04/2006 12:32:24 >hot naked Gallente chick stands in a modest pose, one leg crossed over the other and her arms across her bre@sts. She stares into the camera, which lingers over her body in much the way you would like to. >The camera moves slowly into a close up of her face and neck while she continues to stare directly at you. She licks her lips, as though nervous and then says: >"Join EDF, for the ride of your life. " Disclaimer: no real nude models were degraded in this advertisement. Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.07 15:28:00 - [55] Originally by: Severe McCald Edited by: Severe McCald on 07/04/2006 12:32:24 >hot naked Gallente chick stands in a modest pose, one leg crossed over the other and her arms across her bre@sts. She stares into the camera, which lingers over her body in much the way you would like to. >The camera moves slowly into a close up of her face and neck while she continues to stare directly at you. She licks her lips, as though nervous and then says: >"Join EDF, for the ride of your life. " Disclaimer: no real nude models were degraded in this advertisement. Sev Oi! Where did you get a copy of that?? ---------------------------------
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.07 16:26:00 - [56] These guys rock they have great leadership a new home.. does the station still have that new car smell? and something for everyone. Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.07 18:00:00 - [57] Originally by: mirel yirrin Originally by: Severe McCald Edited by: Severe McCald on 07/04/2006 12:32:24 >hot naked Gallente chick stands in a modest pose, one leg crossed over the other and her arms across her bre@sts. She stares into the camera, which lingers over her body in much the way you would like to. >The camera moves slowly into a close up of her face and neck while she continues to stare directly at you. She licks her lips, as though nervous and then says: >"Join EDF, for the ride of your life. " Disclaimer: no real nude models were degraded in this advertisement. Sev Oi! Where did you get a copy of that?? Sorry love. Didn't recognise you with your clothes off . It was a pirate video lent to me by a mate . Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.07 19:58:00 - [58] Originally by: Severe McCald Originally by: mirel yirrin Originally by: Severe McCald Edited by: Severe McCald on 07/04/2006 12:32:24 >hot naked Gallente chick stands in a modest pose, one leg crossed over the other and her arms across her bre@sts. She stares into the camera, which lingers over her body in much the way you would like to. >The camera moves slowly into a close up of her face and neck while she continues to stare directly at you. She licks her lips, as though nervous and then says: >"Join EDF, for the ride of your life. " Disclaimer: no real nude models were degraded in this advertisement. Sev Oi! Where did you get a copy of that?? Sorry love. Didn't recognise you with your clothes off . It was a pirate video lent to me by a mate . Sev I was young and stupid, and John told me it would be a corp-only thing. YOU BASTARD!!!! ---------------------------------
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.07 22:16:00 - [59] getting on with these guys is a fun time, you can learn alot of good stuff about everything!! Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Qayos	Posted - 2006.04.08 22:40:00 - [60] Thank you for reading our recruitment thread and your possible interest in EDF. At this time we're adjusting our requirements for admissions somewhat. The next thread should include these revisions in the first post (or 2 or 3, depending on length). We now are only recruiting individuals who are able and willing to work as a part of EDF on a regular basis (4d/week), and are skilled in what they do. Part-time members and 'green' members will not be accepted at this time. I appologize if you were interested in EDF but don't meet these new standards, but they are a necessary change for EDF at this time. It takes a substantial amount of effort to recruit, admit, and get set up in corp wing/division/squad, handle logistics of moving new members, etcetera. Perhaps at a later date we may relax the requirements again. If you DO meet these new requirements and are looking for a corp working to be a part of something great, please drop by channel Bar - EDF in game, or visit our forums at www.eve-defence.com/forums. If unable to contact a recruiter in channel, feel free to send an eve-mail to the XO of Recruitment (currently myself) to arrange a convo at a time when you're typically on. Thank you, Qayos EDF Director of External Relations EDF Acting XO of Recruitment ASCN Proud Citizen
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.09 11:53:00 - [61] For lack of something more original...bump Make a Difference
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.09 12:01:00 - [62] Originally by: John McCreedy For lack of something more original...bump Um..how about: "To the top of the forums! AND BEYOND!" "Up up and away!" "Spamz04z" ---------------------------------
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.09 16:59:00 - [63] Originally by: mirel yirrin Originally by: John McCreedy For lack of something more original...bump Um..how about: "To the top of the forums! AND BEYOND!" "Up up and away!" "Spamz04z" I think I'll stick with bump Make a Difference
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.09 17:51:00 - [64] Originally by: John McCreedy Originally by: mirel yirrin Originally by: John McCreedy For lack of something more original...bump Um..how about: "To the top of the forums! AND BEYOND!" "Up up and away!" "Spamz04z" I think I'll stick with bump Have a Huggle from me, on the house huggle ---------------------------------
Miss Fahrenheit	Posted - 2006.04.09 21:39:00 - [65] Originally by: mirel yirrin Originally by: John McCreedy Originally by: mirel yirrin Originally by: John McCreedy For lack of something more original...bump Um..how about: "To the top of the forums! AND BEYOND!" "Up up and away!" "Spamz04z" I think I'll stick with bump Have a Huggle from me, on the house huggle Cheers. Eve Defence Academy
CKmobster	Posted - 2006.04.10 00:32:00 - [66] I'v been out for a while, but here it is.... BUMP
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.10 01:49:00 - [67] bumpity bump bump Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Sku1ly	Posted - 2006.04.10 01:56:00 - [68] STK-S Website
CK1 Officer	Posted - 2006.04.10 07:48:00 - [69] Bumpage for our neighbours... /me starts singing the neighbours theme tune... Public Relations Officer As you can see......I'm an Alt. Sig filesize must not exceed 24000 bytes, height must be less than 120 pixels. Mail [email protected] for further information - Cathath
tywong shing	Posted - 2006.04.10 10:46:00 - [70] Originally by: mirel yirrin I was young and stupid, and John told me it would be a corp-only thing. YOU BASTARD!!!! Ms Yirrin, if you were looking for representation to pursue this further or needed a first meeting without charge to decide, I'd be happy to give you one . ty
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.10 12:58:00 - [71] Doh! Ambulance chasing lawyers ftl! Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.10 13:15:00 - [72] I'm gonna SUE YOU ARSES for every last penny you got!!! [P.S free bump] ---------------------------------
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.10 14:36:00 - [73] mirel, seems a bit harsh to produce a vid like that, pretty much inviting the corp to f* you like you never been f* before and then ... wait a minute! Can you prove that the lady in the vid is you? Think you might have a problem there . > > > Btw some of you people have dirty minds - the second word is the past tense of the first and is correctly spelt with four letters Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
De Thor	Posted - 2006.04.10 17:17:00 - [74] "I am more concerned about the pain in my little finger, than the far away death of millions." Nietzsche DT
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.10 18:38:00 - [75] Originally by: CK1 Officer As you can see......I'm an Alt. No, you're a mad, neighbors theme tune singing alt Now if all alts where like you, wouldn't Eve be a better place... Make a Difference
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.10 21:25:00 - [76] Guys, we're still catching up. You should all know what ASCN was involved in and it took all of our time to do this (also kudos to G/IRON on that final night ) so please be paitent on the recruitment side. We're doing out best. Make a Difference
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.10 21:36:00 - [77] Come bump my Recruitment post johnneh, I bumped yours like 20 times ---------------------------------
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.11 06:46:00 - [78] Originally by: mirel yirrin Come bump my Recruitment post johnneh, I bumped yours like 20 times Show me the link. I'll bump anyone's thread who earns my respect. Friend or enemy alike Make a Difference
BlackHawk177	Posted - 2006.04.11 08:31:00 - [79] Forum Linkage b/c Mirel's a forum nub! (yes, I said it. What yah gonna do Mirel?)
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.11 14:00:00 - [80] great crew Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.11 14:49:00 - [81] Edited by: Severe McCald on 11/04/2006 14:50:12 >the dawn, in russet mantle clad, breaks over yon high eastward hill >birds tweet, butterflies flutter, bees buzz and a brook can be heard burbling off screen >all of a sudden the screen is awash with deep red and orange flames, the blackened branch of a nearby tree is all that can be discerned from the previous picture and your ears are assaulted with deafening EXPLOSIONS! >the flames and smoke recede, as if speeded up in time to reveal a hellish landscape entirely burnt and blackened, with no living thing to be seen or heard >Words roll over the screen in the colours of the early morning golden sun (very effective on the black background): In EDF you learn to expect the unexpected Disclaimer: the makers of this advertisement have arranged for the replanting of the destroyed forest and the introduction of a number of breeding pairs of all destroyed species. It is expected that the deforestation will have been entirely reversed within an average human lifetime. >faintly, as though accidentally recorded, can be heard the voice of John McCreedy shouting: What's your fecking problem? It was only four hundred square miles or so! Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.11 15:32:00 - [82] Originally by: Severe McCald Edited by: Severe McCald on 11/04/2006 14:50:12 >the dawn, in russet mantle clad, breaks over yon high eastward hill >birds tweet, butterflies flutter, bees buzz and a brook can be heard burbling off screen >all of a sudden the screen is awash with deep red and orange flames, the blackened branch of a nearby tree is all that can be discerned from the previous picture and your ears are assaulted with deafening EXPLOSIONS! >the flames and smoke recede, as if speeded up in time to reveal a hellish landscape entirely burnt and blackened, with no living thing to be seen or heard >Words roll over the screen in the colours of the early morning golden sun (very effective on the black background): In EDF you learn to expect the unexpected Disclaimer: the makers of this advertisement have arranged for the replanting of the destroyed forest and the introduction of a number of breeding pairs of all destroyed species. It is expected that the deforestation will have been entirely reversed within an average human lifetime. >faintly, as though accidentally recorded, can be heard the voice of John McCreedy shouting: What's your fecking problem? It was only four hundred square miles or so! Sev ---------------------------------
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.11 15:32:00 - [83] Originally by: BlackHawk177 Forum Linkage b/c Mirel's a forum nub! (yes, I said it. What yah gonna do Mirel?) tips petrol on BlackHawk177 fumbles with matches ---------------------------------
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.11 18:16:00 - [84] Don't want peeps to miss our latest advert , see above. Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.11 22:31:00 - [85] Bump. Make a Difference
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.12 00:02:00 - [86] back to page 1 please... ty Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.12 09:53:00 - [87] Too busy to use my imagination this morning :( Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.12 12:04:00 - [88] >The poster has three items on it. >On the left as you look at it: a round white pill with a heart on it. Slightly smaller than a paracetamol. >in the middle: a Diamond >on the right: a Fox >Small print: This advert was brought to you by WEAREWNKRS Partnership. Exercising our right to make you feel stupid because you don't understand the advert it took us four months to come up with in under 4 seconds. Don't worry, our clients feel stupider than you when they realise that the target audience hasn't got a clue what they are trying to sell either Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
De Thor	Posted - 2006.04.12 14:34:00 - [89] >De Thor examines poster for some time. >: "Oh! Each object represents a letter of the alphabet!" >so that's: "P", "D" "F" (a document format?). Erhm? Watch this channel for further developments. DT
mirel yirrin	Posted - 2006.04.12 14:38:00 - [90] Originally by: De Thor >De Thor examines poster for some time. >: "Oh! Each object represents a letter of the alphabet!" >so that's: "P", "D" "F" (a document format?). Erhm? Watch this channel for further developments. DT snicker ***C Barely concealed laughter* oh btw john thx for the thread bumpage ---------------------------------
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.12 16:04:00 - [91] Originally by: De Thor >De Thor examines poster for some time. >: "Oh! Each object represents a letter of the alphabet!" >so that's: "P", "D" "F" (a document format?). Erhm? Watch this channel for further developments. DT The pill is an E you nub! Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.12 20:10:00 - [92] who are you and why are you not on page 1? bump Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.12 21:25:00 - [93] Spam, er I mean Bump! Make a Difference
Devoras2	Posted - 2006.04.13 02:51:00 - [94] Page 2? Outrages! Bump! And they call me slow.... hey! Thats an insult!
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.13 11:06:00 - [95] You didn't see me. OK? Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
tywong shing	Posted - 2006.04.13 16:01:00 - [96] Question, is the playing of the classic: "Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door" inappropriate over the coming weekend? ty
golden dreamer	Posted - 2006.04.13 18:43:00 - [97] i need some love. and a new sig
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.14 01:57:00 - [98] Originally by: tywong shing Question, is the playing of the classic: "Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door" inappropriate over the coming weekend? ty Only if I can sing The Rumble Originally by: golden dreamer i need some love. and a new sig /me hugs golden Make a Difference
BlackHawk177	Posted - 2006.04.14 05:53:00 - [99] Where's my hug? I'm sad now
Miss Fahrenheit	Posted - 2006.04.14 11:32:00 - [100] Originally by: BlackHawk177 Where's my hug? I'm sad now /me huggles BlackHawk Eve Defence Academy
Tengan	Posted - 2006.04.14 19:13:00 - [101] Back to the top you go.... Bump for a great corp
Earthworm Jimbo	Posted - 2006.04.15 00:21:00 - [102] bumpy bump
golden dreamer	Posted - 2006.04.15 09:24:00 - [103] EDF are my heros
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.16 10:32:00 - [104] Eve Defence Force is not, nor shall ever be a democracy. Never. We're a Military Corp. That means you follow the orders that are handed down to you through the Chain of Command. We tollerate no dissention, no arguing the toss about orders, members follow them or get booted. We do seek opinions but in private convos. If you're one of the above, do me a favour and don't even bother applying. Reason I'm telling you all this is so that you know what you're joining if you apply to EDF. Do not think you can join then do your own thing. That'll get you the boot. If you want to be part of something larger than yourself, a community where everyone knows each other and works as part of a team for the enhancement of everyones fun, then EDF is for you. Make a Difference
Tomas Ysidro	Posted - 2006.04.16 15:19:00 - [105] bump for a great corp
golden dreamer	Posted - 2006.04.17 10:33:00 - [106] page 5
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.17 16:37:00 - [107] I got tooth ache Make a Difference
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.17 18:28:00 - [108] my allergys have been bad as well. Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Qayos	Posted - 2006.04.18 09:17:00 - [109] Seeking active experienced pilots. PvP, mining, other, see first post for divisions and drop by Bar - EDF if you are active and experienced. Eve-mail me if unable to catch a recruiter in channel. Qayos
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.18 13:10:00 - [110] yarrrr?? Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
CKmobster	Posted - 2006.04.18 14:26:00 - [111] cough
Sgt O'Leary	Posted - 2006.04.19 04:27:00 - [112] bump CRASH Oops! Did I do that?
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.19 12:46:00 - [113] Tadamitsu, you need to fix your link. It points to the main Recruitment forum, not Solst's thread. Make a Difference
Selko Embries	Posted - 2006.04.19 13:46:00 - [114] I will toss in a word of support for EDF it's a good crew. I ran with their Aussie timezone mining crew until RL butt in. It's good to return to the game and see EDF is still alive and prospering.
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.19 15:31:00 - [115] back to page 1 please.... :D Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.19 15:33:00 - [116] sigh thanks John.. oh and back to the front with you!! Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.19 19:13:00 - [117] Hey you guys have anything specific you looking for? or just doing general recruiting?? linkage is now fixed Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
golden dreamer	Posted - 2006.04.19 19:28:00 - [118] im sure the boss will come and answere all questions
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.20 11:58:00 - [119] Originally by: John McCreedy I got tooth ache Me too. Back near a screen because I have to visit my dentist . Not having a good holiday so far AND I come back to find you lurking on page five . From what I read on the forums, the Easter weekend was fantastic. RL sucks. Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
golden dreamer	Posted - 2006.04.20 15:12:00 - [120] im a pro in noob ships kill me if you can
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.20 18:18:00 - [121] Originally by: Tadamitsu Hey you guys have anything specific you looking for? or just doing general recruiting?? linkage is now fixed Expereinced PvPers able to fly the following ships: Apoc Megathron Scorp Tempest Who are also willing to train for a Dreadnaught or Carrier. Dedicated, hardcore miners who can fly anything from a Medium Barge and are willing to train for one of the above Battleships. Make a Difference
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.20 18:18:00 - [122] Originally by: Tadamitsu Hey you guys have anything specific you looking for? or just doing general recruiting?? linkage is now fixed Expereinced PvPers able to fly the following ships: Apoc Megathron Scorp Tempest Who are also willing to train for a Dreadnaught or Carrier. Dedicated, hardcore miners who can fly anything from a Medium Barge and are willing to train for one of the above Battleships. Make a Difference
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.20 18:35:00 - [123] Nice ask and you shall recieve.. hows that for service.. oh and back to the front page with ya!! Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.20 18:35:00 - [124] Nice ask and you shall recieve.. hows that for service.. oh and back to the front page with ya!! Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
BlackHawk177	Posted - 2006.04.20 19:06:00 - [125] Hmmm... Almost sounds good enough to possibly come back.
BlackHawk177	Posted - 2006.04.20 19:06:00 - [126] Hmmm... Almost sounds good enough to possibly come back.
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.21 08:43:00 - [127] Originally by: BlackHawk177 Hmmm... Almost sounds good enough to possibly come back. We're a far cry from the corp you left Make a Difference
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.21 08:43:00 - [128] Originally by: BlackHawk177 Hmmm... Almost sounds good enough to possibly come back. We're a far cry from the corp you left Make a Difference
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.21 15:22:00 - [129] back to the front!! Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.21 15:22:00 - [130] back to the front!! Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
BlackHawk177	Posted - 2006.04.21 18:20:00 - [131] Originally by: John McCreedy Originally by: BlackHawk177 Hmmm... Almost sounds good enough to possibly come back. We're a far cry from the corp you left Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
BlackHawk177	Posted - 2006.04.21 18:20:00 - [132] Originally by: John McCreedy Originally by: BlackHawk177 Hmmm... Almost sounds good enough to possibly come back. We're a far cry from the corp you left Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.21 22:09:00 - [133] Originally by: BlackHawk177 Originally by: John McCreedy Originally by: BlackHawk177 Hmmm... Almost sounds good enough to possibly come back. We're a far cry from the corp you left Is that a good thing or a bad thing? it depends on how much you are crying.. oh and back to the front!! Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.21 22:09:00 - [134] Originally by: BlackHawk177 Originally by: John McCreedy Originally by: BlackHawk177 Hmmm... Almost sounds good enough to possibly come back. We're a far cry from the corp you left Is that a good thing or a bad thing? it depends on how much you are crying.. oh and back to the front!! Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.22 10:29:00 - [135] Originally by: BlackHawk177 Originally by: John McCreedy Originally by: BlackHawk177 Hmmm... Almost sounds good enough to possibly come back. We're a far cry from the corp you left Is that a good thing or a bad thing? That depends on whether we're firing at you or firing with you Make a Difference
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.22 10:29:00 - [136] Originally by: BlackHawk177 Originally by: John McCreedy Originally by: BlackHawk177 Hmmm... Almost sounds good enough to possibly come back. We're a far cry from the corp you left Is that a good thing or a bad thing? That depends on whether we're firing at you or firing with you Make a Difference
Tatiana Valenko	Posted - 2006.04.23 15:04:00 - [137] bump..
Tatiana Valenko	Posted - 2006.04.23 15:04:00 - [138] bump..
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.24 09:43:00 - [139] Hello, my holiday is over . Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.24 09:43:00 - [140] Hello, my holiday is over . Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.24 12:58:00 - [141] Back to the Front of the line Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.24 12:58:00 - [142] Back to the Front of the line Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Arcterran	Posted - 2006.04.25 03:39:00 - [143] To be honest, your corp sounds more like work than fun, but whatever floats your boat guys!! To the top with this one.
Arcterran	Posted - 2006.04.25 03:39:00 - [144] To be honest, your corp sounds more like work than fun, but whatever floats your boat guys!! To the top with this one.
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.25 09:40:00 - [145] All games are like work, in that you have to apply yourself to succeed in the game (unless it is something like snakes and ladders). The fun is in the process of getting from A to B. Some people prefer booze and naked women (or men, as the case may be), but those people are not usually found playing a computer game. Face it, we are all "sad" in the eyes of a majority of the population. That being said, roll up and let's try and impress our peers . Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.25 16:42:00 - [146] bump didggity Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
CKmobster	Posted - 2006.04.25 17:21:00 - [147] bump
Miss Fahrenheit	Posted - 2006.04.25 17:45:00 - [148] Effective immediately, the Academy will only be taking on Miners and Agent Runner. We will not provide specific PvP training outside of basic survival training. Eve Defence Academy
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.26 14:30:00 - [149] >film begins: you see an empty stage with a spotlight, cigarette smoke fills the atmosphere of what appears to be a nightclub. >You realise the film is in black and white. >The music begins, "Je ne regret rien" rings out in the unmistakeable tones of that old Earth French crooner >CUT! John McCreedy stentorian tones can be heard shouting: "I said I wanted something as a tribute to EDF! WTF is this?" >Edith Piaf continues her plaintive tune Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.26 16:09:00 - [150] bumpity Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.27 10:59:00 - [151] per ardua ad primum Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
De Thor	Posted - 2006.04.27 15:18:00 - [152] Does anybody actually have time to read this before it disappears off the first page? De Thor
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.27 15:48:00 - [153] perhapse.. they need to split this forum for corp adds and those searching.. Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.04.28 12:08:00 - [154] >radio advertisement >begins with a very dirty baritone sax solo, like a sexy nails down a blackboard sound (oxymoron I know, but that's the sax for you). Like many Tom Waits songs. >A gravel voiced actor (Bogart? Samuel L. Jackson) with the "tough guy walking these mean streets, who is not himself mean" sound says: "It was a dark winter night..." >in the background a camp voice says: "It'h in sthpace, of courth it'h dark" >"...and men whose intentions were dark were moving within its welcome embrace." >"Oooh! Is thith going to be exthiting?" >The sound of fighting can be heard in the background as our narrator goes on. "Let go you f'ckerth!" and "Shut it Epic or you'll get a taste of your own medicine" can be heard. >Gravel voice has raised his voice slightly to try and cover up the noise in the background: "But the men and women of EDF are on hand!" Trumpet sting. "To fight in defence of our homeland andaarrgh! get off me you *****!" [the last, while clearly still gravel voice, is delivered in a voice at least an octave higher than we have so far heard] >in desparation someone puts on music. The sound of "Somewhere over the rainbow" fills the airwaves, before being cut off abruptly. Is the scream we hear the mangling of a recording medium or that of a dying presenter? >A male voice whispers: "EDF, where something is always happening." Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.04.28 13:05:00 - [155] yawn its friday bump Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
Falgaroth	Posted - 2006.04.28 20:50:00 - [156] Page 3 nope c<n't be real.. must be imagining things
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.28 22:59:00 - [157] bump. Make a Difference
Longhampton	Posted - 2006.04.29 08:18:00 - [158] to the top
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.30 00:10:00 - [159] Looking for more (U.S.) Pacific Coast and Austrilaisan guys. Read page one if you want to know what we're about and follow the contact details there. Make a Difference
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.04.30 11:33:00 - [160] Aussies, Kiwis, we offer lots of PvP, great payment system for mining. Make a Difference
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.05.01 14:57:00 - [161] test test back to the front!!! Want to join the storm? Come Chat in SOLST_PUB
De Thor	Posted - 2006.05.02 16:18:00 - [162] Read the first page. Anything else is really only here to entertain ourselves on that slow slide towards death De Thor
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.05.03 09:45:00 - [163] Originally by: De Thor Read the first page. Anything else is really only here to entertain ourselves on that slow slide towards death De Thor Cheery sod Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.05.03 14:51:00 - [164] Battleships burning by moonlight. Autumn fires, Sadness of a clone. Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
tywong shing	Posted - 2006.05.03 20:03:00 - [165] Is a westerner's attempt at haiku ever less than embarrassing? Discuss? Poppy's bloom in field like fresh wounds, bleeding. I smell cordite this morning. ty
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.05.03 22:28:00 - [166] A sailor and a pirate walk into a bar. They sit down next to each other, get to talking and their chat soon turns to their sea adventures. The sailor tells of his days fighting wars with the Navy, and the pirate tells of robbing ships and killing his enemies with the other pirates. The sailor notices that the pirate has an eyepatch, a hook and a peg leg and asks, ôHow did you get the peg leg?ö The pirate replies, ôWhen I was thrown off my ship and flated for two days until my crew rescued me, my leg was bitten off by a shark as I was being pulled out of the water.ö The sailor, impressed, says, ôWow. That's very exciting. But how about the hook?ö The pirate smiles, shining the hook a bit, ôWhen I was swordfighting with a pirate from our enemy ship for treasure, he took it right off.'' The sailor's eyes were wide with awe at how badas this pirate was, and he asked, How did you get the eyepatch?ö ôWell,ösays the pirate, shifting in his seat a bit, ôa seagull ** in my eye.ö The seaman looks puzzled: ôYou lost an eye from gull **?ö The pirate sighed and shook his head. ôIt was my first day with the hook.ö Make a Difference
De Thor	Posted - 2006.05.04 10:10:00 - [167] Bump
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.05.04 16:27:00 - [168] The poster: >a white, labrador puppy stares out at you with its big, limpid, brown eyes that communicate: "I love you. You are great. Just tell me what to do and I'll do it." >attached to its collar, like some sort of sick name tag, is a hand grenade with the pin still in. Attached to the pin is a peice of string that leads out of the picture. The string is already taut and you fear that the puppy is not long for this world. >The caption reads: "Join EDF, or the puppy gets it! " pssst, John. What do you think? Am I getting the hang of this PR thing yet? Lovely thing/person (tick), appeal to emotional not intellectual response (tick), play on their guilt (tick) and you need a twist at the end to maintain interest (tick). Sev gives himself a pat on the back Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
De Thor	Posted - 2006.05.05 09:25:00 - [169] Blowing up a puppy! WTF kind of sick thinking is that? You need a hand grenade up the arse mate. De Thor
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.05.05 12:27:00 - [170] Make a Difference
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.05.05 14:07:00 - [171] think of the puppys almost as bad as AFK jumping from esa to azn, thats alot of kittens. Want to join the storm?
golden dreamer	Posted - 2006.05.05 16:51:00 - [172] i will have to tell the great story of my first 2 weeks in EDF back in september. ok ive joined a corp based 52 jumps from empire ok lets get my itteron v with 5x local expanders and jump down and get BM's down there. 12 jumps in i fall asleep only to awake outside an ascn station in my hauler with everything i own in it. in the next 14 days i made 12 return trips to empire and back without a BM and most of them AFK. now i do it in a covert ops with BM's. every day i think was i lucky to not be killed or just plain stupid
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.05.06 00:27:00 - [173] Look at page 1. Make a Difference
golden dreamer	Posted - 2006.05.06 10:36:00 - [174] what am i looking for
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.05.06 11:28:00 - [175] Originally by: golden dreamer what am i looking for You can't see it? Make a Difference
golden dreamer	Posted - 2006.05.06 16:37:00 - [176] i can see page 1 but what am i looking for on it
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.05.07 12:45:00 - [177] Originally by: golden dreamer i can see page 1 but what am i looking for on it Can anyone else see it? Oh and for the love of god, please stop convoing me about recruitment. I only handle potential mergers or on the odd occasion, extremly high end PvPers. The rest of the time I'm sat in 10-12 channels Make a Difference
Protokill	Posted - 2006.05.07 15:07:00 - [178] bump for a great corp!!! Solar Storm
Jesus	Posted - 2006.05.08 11:15:00 - [179] i am coming to join you if you will have me.
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.05.08 14:38:00 - [180] Jesus, I am overjoyed to meet you, face to face . Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
tywong shing	Posted - 2006.05.08 18:08:00 - [181] Up to the top we go! ty
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.05.09 09:30:00 - [182] Looks like everyone is busy in Paragon Soul. Sorry I have not been able to get on and join you guys. Hope to see you soon . Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.05.09 12:01:00 - [183] Come, join us. Maybe reply in this thread and I wont feel so lonely here Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
John McCreedy	Posted - 2006.05.09 13:09:00 - [184] Bump for a great corp (yes I know, I'm biased ) Make a Difference
De Thor	Posted - 2006.05.09 16:11:00 - [185] Linkage DT
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.05.09 18:19:00 - [186] Originally by: John McCreedy Bump for a great corp (yes I know, I'm biased ) Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
Severe McCald	Posted - 2006.05.10 14:34:00 - [187] >You are walking through a crowded shopping area on New Caldari. It is evening, early autumn and darkness is almost upon us. The neon lights and holograms of the shops and emporia are glowing brightly, attempting to attract your attention, but you are just enjoying the buzz of being out on the town with the whole evening before you. >Suddenly there is an enormous BOOM!! As two frigates hurtle towards the ground, towards you , at many times the speed of sound. They are exchanging fire, but it is difficult to hear properly because your ears are still ringing from the sonic boom. >The previously happy crowd around you are screaming and running for cover as the spacecraft loom larger and larger in the sky, brightly lit by both the flames from their engines and the setting Sun, which at their height was still above the horizon. The running, burning, frigate twisting and turning in a desperate attempt to avoid the volleys of hybrid ammo taking down the last of its structure as it crashes towards this thriving marketplace. >Holy God! You say to yourself silently, despite being a lifelong athiest. The size of these ships is becoming apparent as they get closer. You have given up any hope of survival and are hoping that your family and company, many miles from where you are, will survive the imminent crash intact. >The running frigate finally runs out of structure and explodes, so close that you think it must be touching the tallest buildings surrounding your position. You cringe in fear of immolation and throw up your arm's, as though they might protect you >The explosion surrounds you, passes through you and everyone and everything around you. No one is hurt. The buildings remain standing. The sounds of battle have ceased. Even the sound of the second frigate has gone . The only after effects of the tremendous battle you have just witnessed are some overturned tables outside a nearby restaurant and lots of people lying on the ground, trying to take cover or looking sheepish. One woman is nursing her grazed knee, from when she was knocked to the ground. >You look up to see the second frigate doing a victory roll and you see the EDF logo and livery on its side. An amplified voice, obviously from the same sound system that had so recently brought you the convincing semblance of a space battle in atmosphere says: "Join EDF and keep our people safe from pirates." >Some in the crowd applaud this new and exciting advert from EDF. Others, who had soiled themselves in fear, were critical on grounds of public safety. You? You want to be the pilot of that second frigate . See you in Feyth . Sev I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
tywong shing	Posted - 2006.05.10 18:33:00 - [188] nice idea - massive holgraphic adverts causing people to crap themselves . Still, I suppose the Caldari are uber capitalists and wouldn't interfere in corporate advertising. ty
Qayos	Posted - 2006.05.15 07:41:00 - [189] Recruitment on hold during war. Thank you for your patience. Feel free to drop by Bar - EDF channel in game or post on our forums about your interest, but remember to bump your app once we start recruiting again. Forums Thanks, Qayos
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.05.15 12:49:00 - [190] you guys like your new home? Want to join the storm?
Herculite	Posted - 2006.05.16 21:41:00 - [191] I joined up with EDF through EDF-A, good guys, good organization, good beer.
Tadamitsu	Posted - 2006.05.26 13:03:00 - [192] you guys still recruiting?? come on John Want to join the storm?

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