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Rells
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Posted - 2006.03.31 16:30:00 -
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Edited by: Rells on 31/03/2006 16:36:24
I am annoyed as I can be. I lose Eve for a week now all because of bugs and procedural foul-ups. I cant believe the state of the world where such issues can go on and the customer is treated rudely and even yelled at on the phone. It seems that few corporations these days give a darn about the customer. Yes I am mad ... mad as can be that I will be without Eve for a week. What will I do? Where will i go to relax and blow someone up???? 
What's the problem? You have the GAUL to ask what is the problem? I cant believe you would even dare ask what is the problem of someone in a mood like mine!!!
The problem is that my phone company messed up my changeover to another company and I will be without phone service for a week!
Yes this is CCPs fault!! They took over my entertainment with the excellent game but they shouldn't have stopped there. They should have taken over the world telekom network so I would never be deprived of my nightly injection of freebased Eve!! ARGH .. the agony ... no wait ... that's my corp ... the .... PAIN ... ya ... thats it.
CCP I demand that you now get in your Jovian titans and reduce Deutche Telekom to rubble to avenge me. If you don't do that I swear to you I will .... uhh probably give you another 10 years of fees on three accounts ... but ill do ..... something.
*looks around in a crazed, half frantic state*
Sigh. Time to go home from work
Eve-less

Curse you for addicting me!
-- Rells
P.S. Anyone who takes this post seriously ought to read to the end and purchase a sense of humor at the local drugstore. -- Rells
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.03.31 16:38:00 -
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People took the post seriously after I specifically said not to?
Creepy!
-- Rells
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.01 09:49:00 -
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Originally by: Kylania That's what you get for using dial-up rather than direct nueral input. Duh. It took a while to string enough fiber optics from London across the Atlantic and directly into by brain, but boy howdy was it worth it!
Dang! Im gonna have to get me one of those. Do they have a WLAN variety so I can go cordless?
Originally by: Phish1 FFS he said DONT take it SERIOUSLY!
at least i found it funny dude 
  
Some people have neither sense of humor or sense in any way. I find it funnier that people actually took it seriously than the originial post. -- Rells
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.02 18:20:00 -
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Originally by: Selena 001 Rells... you really need to get a job or something productive to do with your time.
Id love to ... Id love to play eve but now I have to go to work to even bloody forum *****. -- Rells
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.02 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler No, no one takes it seriously, those Titans that are on their way to destroy you, your corporation and your alliance is just a part of what was planned already as an special event and has absolutely nothing what so ever to do with this thread. 

Ill die as soon as I can bloody log on ok?
*kicks phone across room* -- Rells
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.02 20:42:00 -
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Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Originally by: Rells stuff
OMG UR Wihnging TRULL! 
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=trull
No ... definitely not that. Work on the spelling. -- Rells
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.03 08:02:00 -
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Originally by: slothe dude joke or not...
step away from the computer...
:P
I didnt have much choice to step away from it.  -- Rells
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.03 13:17:00 -
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Originally by: VinLieger Rells thanks for making me laugh and i think the fact that the first 2 posters didnt get the joke makes it even better
My pleasure man.
Well ... it would be my pleasure If I could actually bloody play!!!
 -- Rells
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.04 11:23:00 -
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Originally by: Leilani Solaris Better yet, don't use BT or AOL. At all. Ever.
I cant believe people seriously still use AOL.  -- Rells
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.04 19:45:00 -
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Originally by: Telemicus Thrace
Originally by: Rells

People took the post seriously after I specifically said not to?
Creepy!
This is the interweb, what did you expect 
I am about to move house and I will be offline for a week while my ISP attempts to switch to my new exchange while keeping both thumbs stuck in their nether regions. In all honesty I'm looking forward to catching up on my reading, building some furniture and maybe sitting up on my roof drunk with an air rifle taking pot shots at garden gnomes.
Still I am scared that I'll be in the middle of doing someting and realise I have to look it up on the net and can't. I'll have to drive to the library and pray they don't still use a micro-fiche search engine *shudders*.
I feel your pain. I never realized just how much my family uses the internet until we didnt have one. -- Rells
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.05 15:58:00 -
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Originally by: Viscount Hood Hi Rells,
Hello malignant one just because you can play.
I dont have withdrawals, my hand always shakes like this. -- Rells
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.05 18:15:00 -
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Originally by: The TX Dumb-first-repliers-who-can't-read-a-post-properly-providing-the-rest-of-us-with-a-good-laugh 4tw!
I didnt say it .... but you are right. -- Rells
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