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Rells
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Posted - 2006.03.31 16:30:00 -
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Edited by: Rells on 31/03/2006 16:36:24
I am annoyed as I can be. I lose Eve for a week now all because of bugs and procedural foul-ups. I cant believe the state of the world where such issues can go on and the customer is treated rudely and even yelled at on the phone. It seems that few corporations these days give a darn about the customer. Yes I am mad ... mad as can be that I will be without Eve for a week. What will I do? Where will i go to relax and blow someone up???? 
What's the problem? You have the GAUL to ask what is the problem? I cant believe you would even dare ask what is the problem of someone in a mood like mine!!!
The problem is that my phone company messed up my changeover to another company and I will be without phone service for a week!
Yes this is CCPs fault!! They took over my entertainment with the excellent game but they shouldn't have stopped there. They should have taken over the world telekom network so I would never be deprived of my nightly injection of freebased Eve!! ARGH .. the agony ... no wait ... that's my corp ... the .... PAIN ... ya ... thats it.
CCP I demand that you now get in your Jovian titans and reduce Deutche Telekom to rubble to avenge me. If you don't do that I swear to you I will .... uhh probably give you another 10 years of fees on three accounts ... but ill do ..... something.
*looks around in a crazed, half frantic state*
Sigh. Time to go home from work
Eve-less
Curse you for addicting me!
-- Rells
P.S. Anyone who takes this post seriously ought to read to the end and purchase a sense of humor at the local drugstore.
-- Rells
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Chinsor
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Posted - 2006.03.31 16:32:00 -
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wat a gimp....
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Summersnow
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Posted - 2006.03.31 16:36:00 -
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ignorance / stupidity / poor planning on your part does not constitute problems / foulups / negligence on CCP's part.
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Nee'kita Frist
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Posted - 2006.03.31 16:38:00 -
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 Originally by: Rells
P.S. Anyone who takes this post seriously ought to read to the end and purchase a sense of humor at the local drugstore.
Quoted because the above people cannot read.
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.03.31 16:38:00 -
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People took the post seriously after I specifically said not to?
Creepy!
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.03.31 16:39:00 -
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Blind like bats, they are. 
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Aion Amarra
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Posted - 2006.03.31 16:40:00 -
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Rells, you're on the Deutsche Telekom? I'd prefer them not being reduced to a pile of rubble by jovian titans. =/ They're my provider as well.
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Kylania
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Posted - 2006.03.31 16:55:00 -
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That's what you get for using dial-up rather than direct nueral input. Duh. It took a while to string enough fiber optics from London across the Atlantic and directly into by brain, but boy howdy was it worth it!
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Phish1
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Posted - 2006.03.31 17:20:00 -
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FFS he said DONT take it SERIOUSLY!
at least i found it funny dude 
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.01 09:49:00 -
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Originally by: Kylania
That's what you get for using dial-up rather than direct nueral input. Duh. It took a while to string enough fiber optics from London across the Atlantic and directly into by brain, but boy howdy was it worth it!
Dang! Im gonna have to get me one of those. Do they have a WLAN variety so I can go cordless?
Originally by: Phish1
FFS he said DONT take it SERIOUSLY!
at least i found it funny dude
Some people have neither sense of humor or sense in any way. I find it funnier that people actually took it seriously than the originial post.
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000Hunter000
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:21:00 -
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prolly got out of bed with the wrong leg or they were the victim of a st00pid aprilfools joke and are now looking for an excuse to make a flaming post
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:29:00 -
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Wow even without the disclaimer I knew it was a joke.
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Selena 001
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:44:00 -
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Rells... you really need to get a job or something productive to do with your time.
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Phichi
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Posted - 2006.04.01 10:55:00 -
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WTS-- A clue
The people that seriously answered this post are the same people that go on Jerry Springer to make a serious statement....
Muggers point out failures in one's personal security measures, but it does not alter the fact that they are muggers.
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Alex Tantra
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: Selena 001
Rells... you really need to get a job or something productive to do with your time.
Originally by: Selena 001
Dont mind me, I'm Forum-Whoring cause I dont have anything better to do with my life...
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Miss Overlord
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:05:00 -
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eve play up it is - not ISP its not - eve crashing often it is since database maintence it is.
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Zeigmen Ganzalez
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Posted - 2006.04.01 11:13:00 -
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LMAO - nice post m8
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.02 18:20:00 -
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Originally by: Selena 001
Rells... you really need to get a job or something productive to do with your time.
Id love to ... Id love to play eve but now I have to go to work to even bloody forum *****.
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Wrangler
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Posted - 2006.04.02 20:03:00 -
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No, no one takes it seriously, those Titans that are on their way to destroy you, your corporation and your alliance is just a part of what was planned already as an special event and has absolutely nothing what so ever to do with this thread. 
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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2006.04.02 20:05:00 -
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Originally by: Rells
Whining..
PMS?
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.04.02 20:40:00 -
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Originally by: Rells
stuff
OMG UR Wihnging TRULL!
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Istvaan Shogaatsu's ego, when combined with a veldspar asteroid, would create 500 titans. Too bad he's never mined.
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.02 20:41:00 -
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Originally by: Wrangler
No, no one takes it seriously, those Titans that are on their way to destroy you, your corporation and your alliance is just a part of what was planned already as an special event and has absolutely nothing what so ever to do with this thread.
Ill die as soon as I can bloody log on ok?
*kicks phone across room*
-- Rells
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.02 20:42:00 -
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Originally by: Malthros Zenobia
Originally by: Rells
stuff
OMG UR Wihnging TRULL!
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=trull
No ... definitely not that. Work on the spelling.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.04.02 21:09:00 -
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not funny at all 
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris
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slothe
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Posted - 2006.04.02 21:11:00 -
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dude joke or not...
step away from the computer...
:P
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Rells
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Posted - 2006.04.03 08:02:00 -
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Originally by: slothe
dude joke or not...
step away from the computer...
:P
I didnt have much choice to step away from it. 
-- Rells
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Tachy
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Posted - 2006.04.03 08:36:00 -
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Two friends moved over the last three months. Both are offline since they arrived in their new homes and there is no ETA on getting their problems fixed by the German phone companies.
They have the best corp years and no working customer service at the same time.
Going independent is not possible and WLAN/Sat access is either impossible or f'ing expensive.
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Sir Juri
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Posted - 2006.04.03 08:57:00 -
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funny
Im a noob, bear with me :P |
Funk Masta
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Posted - 2006.04.03 09:05:00 -
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Originally by: Phichi
WTS-- A clue
The people that seriously answered this post are the same people that go on Jerry Springer to make a serious statement....
lmfao
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Chinsor
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Posted - 2006.04.03 09:11:00 -
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i realised the thread was a joke, doesnt change anything...
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