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Ikvar
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:09:00 -
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For the attention of James Lyrus, CEO of Lyrus Associates Corporation of the Interstellar Starbase Syndicate.
Official Ikvar Communique:
Dear Mr Lyrus, The United Federation of States of Ikvar that's also an Imperial Republic (UFSITAAIR) hereby requests another three(3) Merlin class frigates. I got official senate chocolate all over the other ones you gave me.
Thankyou,
Ikvar, Grand High Super Duper Rear and Front Admiral of the United Federation of States of Ikvar that's also an Imperial Republic.
Originally by: xsolarisx eve-online takes money out my credit card each month without my permission
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Righteous Fury
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:10:00 -
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My name is Righteous Fury, and I approve of this post.
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:12:00 -
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Originally by: Righteous Fury My name is Righteous Fury, and I approve of this post.
Post with your main!
Originally by: xsolarisx eve-online takes money out my credit card each month without my permission
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Equinox II
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:20:00 -
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Haha, your fanboys don't look like they love you tho :p
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:23:00 -
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Originally by: Equinox II Haha, your fanboys don't look like they love you tho :p
The only love I need is yours 
Originally by: xsolarisx eve-online takes money out my credit card each month without my permission
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Lowa
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:52:00 -
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Found the key to the drug locker now have we?
And share that chocolate damnit! >.<
/LOWA
NSN - Forcing EVE reviewers to mine since 2003! |

Seleene
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:53:00 -
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I approve of this post and wish to subscribe to the newsletter.  -
Who is the MC? Watch! |

Eyeshadow
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Posted - 2006.04.05 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: Lowa
Found the key to the drug locker now have we?
And share that chocolate damnit! >.<
/LOWA
Yeah i need to hide it again, wondered where it had gone
My Latest Vid (16/02/06) |

Maya Rkell
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Posted - 2006.04.05 20:08:00 -
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Edited by: Maya Rkell on 05/04/2006 20:08:35
<insert random smacktalk here>
And keep your chocolate!
"The Human eye is a marvelous device, with a very little effort it can overlook all but the most glaring injustice" - Quellchrist Falconer |

LoxyRider
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Posted - 2006.04.05 20:29:00 -
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Here at the offical "We love Ikvar" sign factory are working double time to process your orders. We are very sorry some of you havent recieved your signs and therefore cant parade around jita without looking very foolish. We are doing our best to make sure your "We love Ikvar" sign will arrive to you asap.
-LoxyRider
Director of the We Love Ikvar factory and other various signs that you may one day want (DOTWLIFAOVSTYMODW) -----
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Hast
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Posted - 2006.04.05 20:30:00 -
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I would recommend meet the demands, if not he might send eyebrow nubshadow after you
Ikvar for miss universe
I cheat in poker |

Ikvar
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Posted - 2006.04.05 20:45:00 -
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Originally by: Hast
Ikvar for miss universe
Originally by: xsolarisx eve-online takes money out my credit card each month without my permission
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Drunk Driver
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Posted - 2006.04.05 20:55:00 -
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Look at all these little faces.
                   
Which one is Ikvar?
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gizli
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Posted - 2006.04.05 21:08:00 -
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Edited by: gizli on 05/04/2006 21:08:59
Originally by: Drunk Driver
Look at all these little faces.
                   
Which one is Ikvar?
  = Ikvar Signature file size to big, please keep all files in the rotation under 24000 bytes - Petwraith
my sig rotation aint too big, i just changed it >.< |

Shai Faetal
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Posted - 2006.04.05 21:10:00 -
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\o/ i am in an ikvar post \o/ ---
^_^ my sig is better then urs, damn right! ^_^ CCP FTW |

Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.04.05 21:26:00 -
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Originally by: Shai Faetal \o/ i am in an ikvar post \o/
Me2.
\o/ ----------------
RecruitMe@NOINT! |

reaTh
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Posted - 2006.04.05 21:53:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Originally by: Shai Faetal \o/ i am in an ikvar post \o/
Me2.
\o/
me4 ----------------------------------------------- Current RKK Ranking: (MIN9) Zuvan
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Calderio
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Posted - 2006.04.05 22:02:00 -
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meh 5 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RIP Kevin Wessel, Age 20, Departed April 19 2005, Baghdad |

bfm
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Posted - 2006.04.05 22:25:00 -
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I spilled coffee on the official ISS merlin bpo 
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Ehrine Ashbark
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Posted - 2006.04.05 22:26:00 -
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I guess I better dig out our Merlin BPO.
*rumages*
I know I left it somewhere round here....
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.04.05 22:48:00 -
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that man doens't look very happy even though he has a "we love ikvar" sign. what else could he want?
Win a Cerberus!!
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy Yo ho ho and a bottle of BReeEEEEeee.... - Jacques ARRRRRRchambault Stop spamming with "QFT" >:|. - Teblin
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DeadRow
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Posted - 2006.04.06 00:06:00 -
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Originally by: gizli Edited by: gizli on 05/04/2006 21:08:59
Originally by: Drunk Driver
Look at all these little faces.
                   
Which one is Ikvar?
  = Ikvar
corrected ya 
Originally by: Eris Discordia TAKE COVER, HIDE YOUR SIGNATURE
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Arkanis
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Posted - 2006.04.06 00:40:00 -
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This message opened my eyes to the truth.
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The PitBoss
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Posted - 2006.04.06 04:30:00 -
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I'm not one to start rumors BUT ....
I was in RENS the other nite AND I swear I saw IKVAR at a jumpgate with a SQUEEGEE doing ship windows for isk ... 
But then again ... my eyesight isnt what it used to be 
PB Founding Father The Confederation [CFD]
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jamesw
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Posted - 2006.04.06 04:37:00 -
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hmmmmm.
deep. --
NEW Vid: Appetite for Destruction |

Flaavie
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Posted - 2006.04.06 05:01:00 -
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Edited by: Flaavie on 06/04/2006 05:01:06 pssssssssstttt I have a secret.... Ikvar is Righteous Fury's man lover 
The Roid Protector's little helper girl. |

Mindlles
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Posted - 2006.04.06 07:11:00 -
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hi mom  _____________________________________________
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2006.04.06 10:12:00 -
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omg ikvar \o\ ----------------
Originally by: Abdalion Shoot him ingame if you don't like this person. If you do like him, go mine veldspar with him.
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Lexor SLice
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Posted - 2006.04.06 12:03:00 -
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Originally by: Mindlles hi mom 
ikvar = mindy's mom....uh oh....
[insert cheesy brokeback mountain quote here] ____________________________________________
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Ethidium Bromide
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Posted - 2006.04.06 13:29:00 -
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when will your ego finally be bigger than TomB's ego ikvar? _________________________________ just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean i'm not following!
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Trakh Shardan
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Posted - 2006.04.06 17:16:00 -
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Ikvar U own me A ranis damid...
bring that first then U can start claiming merlins...
( give eye A kiss from me I didnt speek to him for to long ) ( oh and say BAWK to FPC )
yeah Trakh
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2006.04.06 17:39:00 -
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I owe you a Taranis? News to me 
Originally by: Trakh Shardan Ikvar U own me A ranis damid...
bring that first then U can start claiming merlins...
( give eye A kiss from me I didnt speek to him for to long ) ( oh and say BAWK to FPC )
yeah Trakh
Originally by: xsolarisx eve-online takes money out my credit card each month without my permission
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Corb
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Posted - 2006.04.06 18:17:00 -
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GAH...why did I click on this thread with "Ikvar" in the title...
I knew it..
PUPPIES!
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Trakh Shardan
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Posted - 2006.04.06 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar I owe you a Taranis? News to me 
Originally by: Trakh Shardan Ikvar U own me A ranis damid...
bring that first then U can start claiming merlins...
( give eye A kiss from me I didnt speek to him for to long ) ( oh and say BAWK to FPC )
yeah Trakh
yeah now gimme or Ill tell eye Iv told U GIMME ! 
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Goberth Ludwig
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Posted - 2006.04.07 00:26:00 -
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ikvar for pres!
- Gob
(my nubie attempt at a forum sig, bare with me plz :p) |

Sucram
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Posted - 2006.04.07 09:24:00 -
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Ikvar is my idol...   
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James Lyrus
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:21:00 -
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Well, seeing as you ask so nicely, we'll see what we can do. I'll have a bunch of staff teflon coat them to allow for easier chocolate removal in future. -- We are recruiting
We sell carriers. |

James Lyrus
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:24:00 -
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Originally by: The PitBoss I'm not one to start rumors BUT ....
I was in RENS the other nite AND I swear I saw IKVAR at a jumpgate with a SQUEEGEE doing ship windows for isk ... 
But then again ... my eyesight isnt what it used to be 
How could you tell, with that hood? -- We are recruiting
We sell carriers. |

Corb Dalki
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Posted - 2006.04.07 13:07:00 -
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Originally by: Corb GAH...why did I click on this thread with "Ikvar" in the title...
I knew it..
PUPPIES!
Who is this guy that he shares my first name? I'm just a carebear nub who mostly has been only logging to change skills, but that might change soon with the seasons. Least I can now say I've been in an Ikvar Thread!
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Corb
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Posted - 2006.04.07 14:46:00 -
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I'm that guy your mommy warned you about....
When I'm done with Mining 1, I'm coming for jOO....
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:34:00 -
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Ikvar once shouted at me on ventrillo... then again on teamspeak... .then in gang chat...
...then on msn
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:55:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev Ikvar once shouted at me on ventrillo... then again on teamspeak... .then in gang chat...
...then on msn
What is ventrillo, what is teamspeak, what is msn?  ----------------
RecruitMe@NOINT! |

Insane Asylum
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Posted - 2006.04.08 02:47:00 -
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I gave Ikvar crabs...
Call my Ikkie My number: 1-800-OMFGMYPOORCARGOTPWNEDBYARETARDINABMW
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Madmartigan
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Posted - 2006.04.08 10:31:00 -
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Can¦t wait for the "The Ikvar Movie"
I¦m sure it¦s an Oscar winner.
Mad
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.04.08 11:48:00 -
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ikvar stole my two best STDs :<
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside How intelligible, blessed be the forgetful |

Tetovo
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Posted - 2006.04.09 05:15:00 -
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Originally by: James Lyrus
Originally by: The PitBoss I'm not one to start rumors BUT ....
I was in RENS the other nite AND I swear I saw IKVAR at a jumpgate with a SQUEEGEE doing ship windows for isk ... 
But then again ... my eyesight isnt what it used to be 
How could you tell, with that hood?
Hoods aren't too popular in minmatar space. Something about slavery and the empire I think.
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Border201
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Posted - 2006.04.09 07:11:00 -
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I declare that Ikvar is not the Grand High Super Duber Rear and Frount Admiral of the United Fedeation of States of Ikvar that's also an Imperial Republic. but the Grand High Super Duber east and west Admiral of the United Fedeation of States of Ikvar that's also an Imperial Republic. Cause clearly under that hood is the FRIST asian character to grace EVE. O and I may be drinking as I type this post. *insert random drunken rable here*
Originally by: Tuxford I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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Jacob Majestic
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Posted - 2006.04.10 11:17:00 -
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*** certainly not an Official Release of the Imperialist Starbase Syndicate ***
From the desk of -LORD HIGH ADMARIAL JACOB MAJESTIC-
Ikvar,
It has come to my attention that you are in need of a certain T1 frigate. Unfortunately, all of our blueprints for building this particular ship are in production, for we are planning a war of conquest on Jovian space. Their ships will be no match for our Gremlin Rage rocket blob!
With love, Jacob Majestic LORD HIGH ADMARIAL OF THE IMPERIALIST STARBASE SYNDICATE
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Laythun
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Posted - 2006.04.10 18:48:00 -
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Originally by: Ethidium Bromide when will your ego finally be bigger than TomB's ego ikvar?
it already is.
Ikvar wins eve.
--------------------------------------------- If im flaming or not contributing im sorry, but im trying to get into th [23]
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Calisto Cody
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Posted - 2006.04.11 03:13:00 -
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i thought he already did that!
The Black Swan Society
Berneh is not appropriate for the forums - |

IntegralHellsing
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Posted - 2006.04.11 04:45:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar
Originally by: Righteous Fury My name is Righteous Fury, and I approve of this post.
Post with your main!
that is his main.
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Where there is Darkness, there is Light. Where there is Light, there is Darkness. |

Laythun
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Posted - 2006.04.11 16:28:00 -
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Originally by: IntegralHellsing
Originally by: Ikvar
Originally by: Righteous Fury My name is Righteous Fury, and I approve of this post.
Post with your main!
that is his main.
its a joke --------------------------------------------- If im flaming or not contributing im sorry, but im trying to get into th [23]
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.04.12 08:19:00 -
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Ikvar for president _______________________________________________ I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devils work.
Mr. Grumpy-sour-pus
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.04.12 09:48:00 -
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<3
wierchas 4tw |

Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.04.12 10:12:00 -
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I once saw Ikvar take down a fleet of Titans in a rookie ship.
True story. _______________________________________________ I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devils work.
Mr. Grumpy-sour-pus
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2006.04.12 12:24:00 -
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I fully endorse this thread and will personally declare war on the evil alliance called ISS if they do not pay up and deliver all demanded items to Ikvar. You have 24 hours. I haven't got a new sig yet :)
http://triad.eve-killboard.net/
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hannahh
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Posted - 2006.04.12 17:51:00 -
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Can i have a merlin ? 
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Gaul Cascade
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Posted - 2006.04.13 21:21:00 -
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I suggest Ikvar joins ISS Navy, where he can get all the Merlins he needs, chocolate-covered or not.
Your truly,
An Ikvar Fan Since Cruel Intentions VS Improbable Shocolate Syndicate ----------------------------------------------------------------- Cascade ááááááááiss NAVY |

Kaeten
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Posted - 2006.04.13 22:54:00 -
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just lick the choclate off (rwar)
Second image removed, please only use one image in your signature - Petwraith :( ingameboard.asp?a=topi |

lordmix
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Posted - 2006.04.23 01:12:00 -
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vodka is the way to go
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Troubadour
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Posted - 2006.04.24 17:30:00 -
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GET A NEW BANNER. involve tentacles.
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Aversin
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Posted - 2006.04.25 03:59:00 -
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Originally by: Ikvar Edited by: Ikvar on 05/04/2006 19:46:05 My banner is too big :(
For the attention of James Lyrus, CEO of Lyrus Associates Corporation of the Interstellar Starbase Syndicate.
Official Ikvar Communique:
Dear Mr Lyrus, The United Federation of States of Ikvar that's also an Imperial Republic (UFSITAAIR) hereby requests another three(3) Merlin class frigates. I got official senate chocolate all over the other ones you gave me.
Thankyou,
Ikvar, Grand High Super Duper Rear and Front Admiral of the United Federation of States of Ikvar that's also an Imperial Republic.
Ikvar you're sooo funny, remind me to send you some isk.
ps. LOVE the banner maybe I'll make myself one :)
Originally by: Razner Cerizo They will never quit. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Queen One
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Posted - 2006.04.25 04:18:00 -
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Originally by: Aversin
Originally by: Ikvar ...
Ikvar you're sooo funny, remind me to send you some isk.
ps. LOVE the banner maybe I'll make myself one :)
g*y?
*alt test, 1,2,3..
wanne buy my name? |

Atom HeartMother
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Posted - 2006.04.25 20:09:00 -
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O Captin, My Captin <3
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Nobues
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Posted - 2006.04.25 20:22:00 -
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<---- LOOK OVER THERE *Points fingers*
*Then runs the other way*
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