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The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:02:00 -
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Well, i just brushed past my nose gently cuz something was tickling it, and felt something there, which I thought was a bit of a stray booger that needed removing. However, when I tugged it off, it turns out it was some hair, that was still attached to the inside of my nose.
I think I need to trim my nose hair. :-S
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Brisi
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:08:00 -
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I once lost a fight (some ship I can't remember), so I got ****ed and decided to hammer my fists down in my keyboard. Somehow my right hand missed the keyboard, table and I actually punched myself right in the *censored* area.
That hurt.
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Dario Wall
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:10:00 -
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My brother and I were messing around one time, and he went to punch at me, but forgot that the door frame was in the way. ended up having to ice his hand for a bit.
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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:15:00 -
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Edited by: mirel yirrin on 07/04/2006 10:15:08
Originally by: Tuxford I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:15:00 -
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Originally by: Brisi I once lost a fight (some ship I can't remember), so I got ****ed and decided to hammer my fists down in my keyboard. Somehow my right hand missed the keyboard, table and I actually punched myself right in the *censored* area.
That hurt.
Owww...
Thats the time to shut down eve and go for a nice quite lie down.... ---------------------------------
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Tuxford
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:15:00 -
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I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments. _______________ |
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:17:00 -
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Originally by: Tuxford I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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W0LFMAN
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:34:00 -
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When i was younger my brother came in and pushed me when i was in the Bath..(for a laugh)....He didn't relise i'd just come back from the hospital after having eight stiches put in my chin from an accident down at the Park and i was washing the blood off my face...
Having 8 stiches replaced in the same area twice in less than an hour hurts, and i mean hurts like a MOFO...hurts enough to hate your Bro for Life!
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Gnauton
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Posted - 2006.04.07 11:14:00 -
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I was scratching some flaking paint off a wall with my hands, and a chip of it went under one of my fingernails.
Then I got hit by a truck. |
ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.04.07 11:18:00 -
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Originally by: Gnauton I was scratching some flaking paint off a wall with my hands, and a chip of it went under one of my fingernails.
Then I got hit by a truck.
i did that, painful.
Minus the truck
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lofty29
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Posted - 2006.04.07 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Gnauton I was scratching some flaking paint off a wall with my hands, and a chip of it went under one of my fingernails.
Then I got hit by a truck.
I jumped off a bus shelter onto a car roof trying to be all ninja stylee, but wasnt exactly quiet. Sprained both my ankles and set off the car alarm, tried to limp away while shouting...alot ---------------------------
Originally by: Oveur I see boobies! \o/
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2006.04.07 11:36:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29
I jumped off a bus shelter onto a car roof trying to be all ninja stylee, but wasnt exactly quiet. Sprained both my ankles and set off the car alarm, tried to limp away while shouting...alot
haha, i jumped off the roof of a bungalow once, but the top of the roof on to concrete, that hurt. I hate it when u jump and hit the floor hard and it sends a tingley feeling up your legs. I haven't got a new sig yet :)
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Salusa VC
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Posted - 2006.04.07 12:58:00 -
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I once fractured my knee by falling onto a jagged rock whilst pi55ed up and trying to stand/balance outside on a bar stool, at the same time attempting to have a slash into my mates room air-con intake.
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JOSEPHx
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Posted - 2006.04.07 14:20:00 -
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In a prelude to my mates coming round to play poker i was trying to retrieve all my loose change from a big glass jar by shaking the coins out, cue glass jar shattering and dropping onto my wrist severing all my nerves, resulting in a blood soaked dash to the A+E followed by 10 hours of microsurgery. (props to the docs at stoke mandeville). Got 99% feeling back in my hand now but i still go cold every time i think about all that blood spurting out of my wrist.
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Salusa VC
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Posted - 2006.04.07 14:27:00 -
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Originally by: JOSEPHx In a prelude to my mates coming round to play poker i was trying to retrieve all my loose change from a big glass jar by shaking the coins out, cue glass jar shattering and dropping onto my wrist severing all my nerves, resulting in a blood soaked dash to the A+E followed by 10 hours of microsurgery. (props to the docs at stoke mandeville). Got 99% feeling back in my hand now but i still go cold every time i think about all that blood spurting out of my wrist.
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Kilosher Silgen
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Posted - 2006.04.07 15:30:00 -
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When I was younger, I was standing waiting for my friends to catch up with me and turned to run full pelt.
Fact 1: Lamp-post do not yield to small boys even at speed Fact 2: Lamp-post are hard and metally and they hurt your head and face a lot Fact 3: The sky was a nice blue colour.
The bump on my head was very impressive.
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lofty29
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Posted - 2006.04.07 15:36:00 -
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Originally by: JOSEPHx In a prelude to my mates coming round to play poker i was trying to retrieve all my loose change from a big glass jar by shaking the coins out, cue glass jar shattering and dropping onto my wrist severing all my nerves, resulting in a blood soaked dash to the A+E followed by 10 hours of microsurgery. (props to the docs at stoke mandeville). Got 99% feeling back in my hand now but i still go cold every time i think about all that blood spurting out of my wrist.
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Stoke mandeville ftw, they didnt screw up my *groinal area* surgery when I was younger ---------------------------
Originally by: Oveur I see boobies! \o/
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The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.07 16:25:00 -
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and I thought mine was bad enough.
btw, Tuxford - WHY on earth where you trying to kick your brother... WITH YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES? I've heard of brotherly love but....
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Matthias Ungabii
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Posted - 2006.04.07 18:02:00 -
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Edited by: Matthias Ungabii on 07/04/2006 18:02:41 someone dishonoured a 1v1 and i lost my super tempest, so i punched the door
and my knuckle went into my hand and shattered and i had a big lump on the INSIDE of my hand, on the palm, not easy thing to convince the parentals that it was a completely different incident to the splintered bit in the door
edit* punching through doors seems so easy in films and such ---
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Border201
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Posted - 2006.04.07 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Tuxford I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
Thats got to be the winner
Originally by: Tuxford I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.07 18:29:00 -
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Originally by: Salusa VC
Originally by: JOSEPHx In a prelude to my mates coming round to play poker i was trying to retrieve all my loose change from a big glass jar by shaking the coins out, cue glass jar shattering and dropping onto my wrist severing all my nerves, resulting in a blood soaked dash to the A+E followed by 10 hours of microsurgery. (props to the docs at stoke mandeville). Got 99% feeling back in my hand now but i still go cold every time i think about all that blood spurting out of my wrist.
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Zezman
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Posted - 2006.04.07 20:44:00 -
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Originally by: Matthias Ungabii Edited by: Matthias Ungabii on 07/04/2006 18:02:41 someone dishonoured a 1v1 and i lost my super tempest, so i punched the door
and my knuckle went into my hand and shattered and i had a big lump on the INSIDE of my hand, on the palm, not easy thing to convince the parentals that it was a completely different incident to the splintered bit in the door
edit* punching through doors seems so easy in films and such
Doors in films that are punched thru are usually made of balsa wood.
I once held up a ladder for my grandfather to work on the side of the house. The latch on the ladder extention wasn't properly secured, and then the upper half of the ladder began to slide down the lower half of the ladder, until it was stopped by a bone in my right thumb that just happened to be in the way.
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It's amazing how much weight a bone in the body can support.
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Going into shock is not fun.
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Halunoto Vankaalen
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:08:00 -
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Me and my brother used to play Ben Hur. Yeah, stupid game I know.
You'd have two people, both holding on to a skipping rope and one would pull, the other follows. The aim was to knock the person off his chariot (i.e. the person following falls over)
I was the horse and went running down the hall, then turned abruptly into the garage. My brother didn't stop, just went clean through the window at the end of the hallway.
Suffice to say, I didn't get supper that night.
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MadGaz
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:16:00 -
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I was walking along a wall when my mate said something that got my attention, queue the wall ending and me falling off getting my leg impaled by 2 nails that was sticking out, had to be lifted off the nails which was quite a strange feeling Best part was my trousers didn't even get punctured, they just went straight into the hole. Signature Removed, please mail us [email protected] for more information -Armetheus |
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:34:00 -
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Best.
Thread.
Evar. -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:40:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Best.
Thread.
Evar.
Thanx. I had no idea what I had started. I'm a little grossed out, but still impressed at my accidental discovery of this previously unexplored topic. I look forward to continuing my career as a forum ***** in the future.
I tried to jump over my garden wall, of about 3 foot high. I was supposed to land on top of it, but my left leg didnt come up high enough, and my left shin walloped into the corner of the concrete top piece of the wall. Nothing broke, but it hurt like hell, bled quit a bit from the point of impact, and still have a DENT in my shin today.
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:49:00 -
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this one time i was playing eve then i logged off and went to a party.
we thought it would be funny to record people getting thrown across the garden by four other people. It got to my turn and the four biggest people threw me (im the lightest) i went straight out the garden into the road smashing my hand on the curb and breaking 3 of my fingers
didnt realise they were broken until the next morning when two were facing the wrong way and the other was bigger than the the rest put together. i didnt go to hosptial because i was to ashamed. two of my fingers are still funny shaped --------------------
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Verizana
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:55:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev this one time i was playing eve then i logged off and went to a party.
we thought it would be funny to record people getting thrown across the garden by four other people. It got to my turn and the four biggest people threw me (im the lightest) i went straight out the garden into the road smashing my hand on the curb and breaking 3 of my fingers
didnt realise they were broken until the next morning when two were facing the wrong way and the other was bigger than the the rest put together. i didnt go to hosptial because i was to ashamed. two of my fingers are still funny shaped
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Siala Rwlan
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Posted - 2006.04.07 22:11:00 -
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I've severed my finger when cleaning the cutting bar on a combine harvester, cleaned the cutter and lent over to the end and pushed the bar across to start cleaning the reverse side of the bars, didn't even notice my finger still in the way at the other side.
I remember my parents being typical damn farmers about it too, no point fussing or calling an ambulance or anything ended up being driven to A&E with a sock tied over my finger end and my finger tip in a poly bag stuffed full of ice cubes.
Still got it stiched back on and all i've lost is a small amount of feeling at the tip.
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Soren
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Posted - 2006.04.07 22:26:00 -
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I went to steal a street sign that had my last name on it. I had never stolen a sign before and my friends who had told me to just jump and hang on it, then give it some jerks.
So I did and the sign feel and came down on my forehead. I got up and asked if it was bleeding. It was swollen to the size of a golf ball and I needed 6 stiches. ________________________________________________
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