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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.07 22:55:00 -
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Edited by: Raven Aure on 07/04/2006 22:55:31
A friend of mine once woke up covered in blood and Scottish shortbread. His thumbs still haven't healed (over a year later).
Never ... ever... ride a shopping trolly like a chariot in a Tesco's carpark when drunk.
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"Ahh, Raven Aure. Your reputation precedes you."
"Uh oh. Which one?"
 Originally by: Density5
brb gotta sleep
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Cleric JohnPreston
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Posted - 2006.04.07 23:45:00 -
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i once knee`d my ex girl friend in the groin by accident..Surpisingly she went down like a sack of spuds !!!
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Pycas Skepo
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Posted - 2006.04.08 00:03:00 -
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Originally by: The TX
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Best.
Thread.
Evar.
Thanx. I had no idea what I had started. I'm a little grossed out, but still impressed at my accidental discovery of this previously unexplored topic. I look forward to continuing my career as a forum ***** in the future.
I tried to jump over my garden wall, of about 3 foot high. I was supposed to land on top of it, but my left leg didnt come up high enough, and my left shin walloped into the corner of the concrete top piece of the wall. Nothing broke, but it hurt like hell, bled quit a bit from the point of impact, and still have a DENT in my shin today.
Hehe, pretty much the same thing happened to me. It's just that the scar is permenantly pushed out and purple, so it looks like I have a gigantic blood blister on my knee.
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Denrace
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Posted - 2006.04.08 01:12:00 -
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Edited by: Denrace on 08/04/2006 01:11:59
I once tried to run a Hair Straightener over my pubes.
Of course, I was drunk and missed.
In the blind panic I clamped my left Knack between the heated ceramic plates and foolishly clenched the straighteners together.
That's right, folks.
I straightened my ball sack.
 
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Dario Wall
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Posted - 2006.04.08 01:16:00 -
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Originally by: Denrace
Edited by: Denrace on 08/04/2006 01:11:59
I once tried to run a Hair Straightener over my pubes.
Of course, I was drunk and missed.
In the blind panic I clamped my left Knack between the heated ceramic plates and foolishly clenched the straighteners together.
That's right, folks.
I straightened my ball sack.
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.08 02:09:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Denrace
Edited by: Denrace on 08/04/2006 01:11:59
I once tried to run a Hair Straightener over my pubes.
Of course, I was drunk and missed.
In the blind panic I clamped my left Knack between the heated ceramic plates and foolishly clenched the straighteners together.
That's right, folks.
I straightened my ball sack.
That sounds like Tom..... Tom, is that you?
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"Ahh, Raven Aure. Your reputation precedes you."
"Uh oh. Which one?"
Originally by: Density5
brb gotta sleep
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.04.08 03:19:00 -
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Originally by: Denrace
I straightened my ball sack.
...
...
...
So...
Um...
Is it really straight now?
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Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Gungankllr
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Posted - 2006.04.08 03:29:00 -
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Was SPIE rigging at Camp Pendleton, Pilot caught a bad downdraft right after extraction and we went down like a sack of potatos...
So he powers out of it, and the dumbass crew chief doesn't think to drop the line when we're still on the ground.
So we get dragged along in a big flesh pile for about 20 feet until we got airborne again
And if anyone has ever done it, your arms get TIRED
I thought I was in good shape... but my god.. after a while we were spinning around in cricles, somebody above me puked, and gravity took over...
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Mimiru
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Posted - 2006.04.08 05:32:00 -
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First time riding a bike without training wheels, went down a hill in my backyard, got about 6 feet before the front wheel hit a tree root, i flipped over handle bars, missed flying head first into a tree by about a foot. Have that on video tape.
First time riding minibike, same hill, this time a rock. Jumped off to the side but still have a scar on my knee shaped like a smiley face, caused by 14 stitches and one very pointy stick. Have that on video tape.
3rd time riding quad, about an inch of snow. Was doing power slides. Decided to do one in a place i had already done a couple. As it rolled over i jumped off to the side, and layed there. Unfortunately the quad wasnt done rolling, and i think the handlebar raped me. Unfortunately not on tape.
Imagine how nervous i was when i got my first car  2 years now and not even a ticket 
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.08 05:41:00 -
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I once went over the handlebars in t-shirt and shorts on a steep, loose gravel hill. I slid a good 20ft before I stopped, having stones embedded in me the whole way. I then had to get back on the bike and ride 5 miles to get first aid.
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"Ahh, Raven Aure. Your reputation precedes you."
"Uh oh. Which one?"
Originally by: Density5
brb gotta sleep
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Dario Wall
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Posted - 2006.04.08 06:04:00 -
[41]
Originally by: Raven Aure
I once went over the handlebars in t-shirt and shorts on a steep, loose gravel hill. I slid a good 20ft before I stopped, having stones embedded in me the whole way. I then had to get back on the bike and ride 5 miles to get first aid.
Gravel sucks when you wipeout in it....
Was blading one time when I was really young, and went to turn, but there was a bit of gravel on the concrete... Ended up rolling across the ground, and getting a small rock stuck under my kneecap... Horrible experience to have your parents twisting your knee around to get the rock loose...
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.04.08 06:16:00 -
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I just don't wear short pants, period.
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Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk
[04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw
[07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.04.08 06:41:00 -
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Once when I was just a kid, was walking on some sort of metal trailer frame, slipped, skinned my leg right down to the bone. Hurt like hell, but it was kinda cool to see the bone.
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Soren
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Posted - 2006.04.08 07:09:00 -
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One time I had a home-made slingshot on my bikes handle bars and I was biking home. The slingshot was swinging around and went right into the spokes and got caught on the forks. Right over the handle bars there, although no permanent damage.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.04.08 08:04:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev
this one time i was playing eve then i logged off and went to a party.
we thought it would be funny to record people getting thrown across the garden by four other people. It got to my turn and the four biggest people threw me (im the lightest) i went straight out the garden into the road smashing my hand on the curb and breaking 3 of my fingers
didnt realise they were broken until the next morning when two were facing the wrong way and the other was bigger than the the rest put together. i didnt go to hosptial because i was to ashamed. two of my fingers are still funny shaped 
i think you just won the thread
Win a Cerberus!!
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris
yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing
Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler
Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy
Yo ho ho and a bottle of BReeEEEEeee.... - Jacques ARRRRRRchambault
Stop spamming with "QFT" >:|. - Teblin
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.04.08 08:05:00 -
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Originally by: Denrace
Edited by: Denrace on 08/04/2006 01:11:59
I once tried to run a Hair Straightener over my pubes.
Of course, I was drunk and missed.
In the blind panic I clamped my left Knack between the heated ceramic plates and foolishly clenched the straighteners together.
That's right, folks.
I straightened my ball sack.
Win a Cerberus!!
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris
yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing
Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler
Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy
Yo ho ho and a bottle of BReeEEEEeee.... - Jacques ARRRRRRchambault
Stop spamming with "QFT" >:|. - Teblin
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Calisto Lockhart
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Posted - 2006.04.08 12:20:00 -
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Originally by: Dario Wall
Originally by: Denrace
Edited by: Denrace on 08/04/2006 01:11:59
I once tried to run a Hair Straightener over my pubes.
Of course, I was drunk and missed.
In the blind panic I clamped my left Knack between the heated ceramic plates and foolishly clenched the straighteners together.
That's right, folks.
I straightened my ball sack.
The Black Swan Society
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Border201
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Posted - 2006.04.08 15:33:00 -
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Originally by: HippoKing
Originally by: Denrace
Edited by: Denrace on 08/04/2006 01:11:59
I once tried to run a Hair Straightener over my pubes.
Of course, I was drunk and missed.
In the blind panic I clamped my left Knack between the heated ceramic plates and foolishly clenched the straighteners together.
That's right, folks.
I straightened my ball sack.
No he wins Hippo!
Originally by: Tuxford
I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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Kaeten
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Posted - 2006.04.08 16:53:00 -
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I was jumping out of a van once and had my hand on the bar that divides the front door from the sliding door at the back then one of the guys closed the sliding door so it kinda crushed my hand. The funny thing is that the door actully shut with my hand stuck instead of a normal bouncing reaction lol 
I kinda screamed at the guy who shut the door.
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Kaeten
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Posted - 2006.04.08 16:59:00 -
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heh another time was when I first ddrove a quad. Was driving around all fine and dandy with a friend. He shows me this little jump and jumps over it, I'm all confident and decide to try it so I gas fulyl at it and when the quad started taking off i flew over the handle bars and rolled like 5m ahead of the quad. The quad then hit the ground and drove over me and then stopped while still ontop of me. My freind had to pull it off as I was completly pinned down heh
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Zaldiri
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Posted - 2006.04.08 19:37:00 -
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A funny game I used to play involved stading on top of a huge, heavy, upturned waterbarrel, and having friends kick it as hard as they could. The aim was to see how long you could shift your weight to counteract the kicks.
Once I came up with a variation on this idea, why not turn the barrel right way up so you only have the rim to stand on, makes the game so much more skillful.
I was first to try it, at the first kick I overbalanced, fell inside the barrel, breaking my wrist and slashing open my head, the barrel then tipped over with me inside, rolled down the slope out of my friends garden and down the public road.
OUCH
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R31D
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Posted - 2006.04.08 20:11:00 -
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Doing some archery on a school 'activity day' thing. We had these crappy bows (I was used to my friends compact bow) and the arrow somehow slipped off as I released it, it hit my wrists and glanced off, but still left a really deep gash. Looks kinda cool
Also, said friend who owns the compact bow was once sharpening something with this Spetsnaz combat knife he's got. His hand slipped and he cut right down to the bone. Another cool scar
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.08 20:16:00 -
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How could I forget... a friend and I got blown up by a cannon that shoots oranges at 200mph, powered by hair-spray.
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"Ahh, Raven Aure. Your reputation precedes you."
"Uh oh. Which one?"
Originally by: Density5
brb gotta sleep
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Plim
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Posted - 2006.04.09 16:11:00 -
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One time me and a drunk friend were on a school roof and he tried to jump off, he slipped and fell though the air landing on his side.
So I followed him down, he starts making this weird noise and flailing his arms about like hes having a fit. I start drunkenly putting him in the recovery position, then all of a sudden he gets up and wonders off perfectly fine like nothing happened.
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Glassback
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Posted - 2006.04.09 16:30:00 -
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Originally by: The TX
Well, i just brushed past my nose gently cuz something was tickling it, and felt something there, which I thought was a bit of a stray booger that needed removing. However, when I tugged it off, it turns out it was some hair, that was still attached to the inside of my nose.
I think I need to trim my nose hair. :-S
Just wait till you have to pluck them out from the top of your nose....
G.
I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about
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The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.09 16:54:00 -
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Originally by: Mimiru
Have that on video tape.
linkage?! :-P
Originally by: Mimiru
Have that on video tape.
linkage?! :-P
Originally by: Mimiru
and not even a ticket
just jinxed it...
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Cowboy
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Posted - 2006.04.09 17:07:00 -
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When I was a kid some friends and I were having BB gun wars. While hunting for one of my friends who was hiding in his garage, I felt a sharp pain on the side of my head. Turns out he was tying to be stealth and had threw a dart at me which got stuck in the left side of my head.
I don't know what hurt worse the dart or my mom beating my ass for engaging in something so stupid after I got home from the doctors.
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Hin Vemere
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Posted - 2006.04.09 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: Siala Rwlan
I remember my parents being typical damn farmers about it too, no point fussing or calling an ambulance or anything ended up being driven to A&E with a sock tied over my finger end and my finger tip in a poly bag stuffed full of ice cubes.
Haha typical farmers alright.
I was walking in my city's central mall on a Saturday when it was really crowded, and walked my groin straight into an iron post. I swear the 'clang' it made sounded as loud as a church bell but I still tried to walk on as if nothing happened. It was very difficult.
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HunchPunch
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Posted - 2006.04.10 00:22:00 -
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i was working in a restaurant about 6-7 years ago as a cook, i was closing up the kitchen one night, i put a couple of big aluminum pans on the grill to burn off all the grease and crap to make it easier to brush.
there was a garbage can beside the grill that i had to lean over someone else to get too so i could empty it. it was heavier then i thought so when i picked it up i lost my balence, and for some reason i tried to regain my balence by placing my hands on the aluminum pans that were probably 450-500 degrees at the time.
ALL of my finger tips had 2nd and 3rd degree burns, parts of my palms on one hand had burns. had to take 2 weeks of work and go on workers compensation. some of the tips took months to heal properly.
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Zavernus Hamarabi
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Posted - 2006.04.10 01:03:00 -
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Originally by: Zaldiri
A funny game I used to play involved stading on top of a huge, heavy, upturned waterbarrel, and having friends kick it as hard as they could. The aim was to see how long you could shift your weight to counteract the kicks.
Once I came up with a variation on this idea, why not turn the barrel right way up so you only have the rim to stand on, makes the game so much more skillful.
I was first to try it, at the first kick I overbalanced, fell inside the barrel, breaking my wrist and slashing open my head, the barrel then tipped over with me inside, rolled down the slope out of my friends garden and down the public road.
OUCH
Omg you win! Just imagined a guy in a barrel bleeding all over and screaming bloody murder rolling down a hill.
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