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The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:02:00 -
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Well, i just brushed past my nose gently cuz something was tickling it, and felt something there, which I thought was a bit of a stray booger that needed removing. However, when I tugged it off, it turns out it was some hair, that was still attached to the inside of my nose.
I think I need to trim my nose hair. :-S
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Brisi
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:08:00 -
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I once lost a fight (some ship I can't remember), so I got ****ed and decided to hammer my fists down in my keyboard. Somehow my right hand missed the keyboard, table and I actually punched myself right in the *censored* area.
That hurt.
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Dario Wall
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:10:00 -
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My brother and I were messing around one time, and he went to punch at me, but forgot that the door frame was in the way. ended up having to ice his hand for a bit.
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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:15:00 -
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Edited by: mirel yirrin on 07/04/2006 10:15:08
Originally by: Tuxford I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
Owned. ---------------------------------
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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:15:00 -
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Originally by: Brisi I once lost a fight (some ship I can't remember), so I got ****ed and decided to hammer my fists down in my keyboard. Somehow my right hand missed the keyboard, table and I actually punched myself right in the *censored* area.
That hurt.
Owww...
Thats the time to shut down eve and go for a nice quite lie down.... ---------------------------------
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Tuxford

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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:15:00 -
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I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments. _______________ |
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:17:00 -
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Originally by: Tuxford I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
  
Win a Cerberus!!
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy Yo ho ho and a bottle of BReeEEEEeee.... - Jacques ARRRRRRchambault Stop spamming with "QFT" >:|. - Teblin
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W0LFMAN
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Posted - 2006.04.07 10:34:00 -
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When i was younger my brother came in and pushed me when i was in the Bath..(for a laugh)....He didn't relise i'd just come back from the hospital after having eight stiches put in my chin from an accident down at the Park and i was washing the blood off my face...
Having 8 stiches replaced in the same area twice in less than an hour hurts, and i mean hurts like a MOFO...hurts enough to hate your Bro for Life!
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Gnauton
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Posted - 2006.04.07 11:14:00 -
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I was scratching some flaking paint off a wall with my hands, and a chip of it went under one of my fingernails.
Then I got hit by a truck. |

ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.04.07 11:18:00 -
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Originally by: Gnauton I was scratching some flaking paint off a wall with my hands, and a chip of it went under one of my fingernails.
Then I got hit by a truck.
i did that, painful.
Minus the truck 
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lofty29
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Posted - 2006.04.07 11:20:00 -
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Originally by: Gnauton I was scratching some flaking paint off a wall with my hands, and a chip of it went under one of my fingernails.
Then I got hit by a truck.

I jumped off a bus shelter onto a car roof trying to be all ninja stylee, but wasnt exactly quiet. Sprained both my ankles and set off the car alarm, tried to limp away while shouting...alot  ---------------------------
Originally by: Oveur I see boobies! \o/
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2006.04.07 11:36:00 -
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Originally by: lofty29

I jumped off a bus shelter onto a car roof trying to be all ninja stylee, but wasnt exactly quiet. Sprained both my ankles and set off the car alarm, tried to limp away while shouting...alot 
haha, i jumped off the roof of a bungalow once, but the top of the roof on to concrete, that hurt. I hate it when u jump and hit the floor hard and it sends a tingley feeling up your legs. I haven't got a new sig yet :)
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Salusa VC
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Posted - 2006.04.07 12:58:00 -
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I once fractured my knee by falling onto a jagged rock whilst pi55ed up and trying to stand/balance outside on a bar stool, at the same time attempting to have a slash into my mates room air-con intake.
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JOSEPHx
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Posted - 2006.04.07 14:20:00 -
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In a prelude to my mates coming round to play poker i was trying to retrieve all my loose change from a big glass jar by shaking the coins out, cue glass jar shattering and dropping onto my wrist severing all my nerves, resulting in a blood soaked dash to the A+E followed by 10 hours of microsurgery. (props to the docs at stoke mandeville). Got 99% feeling back in my hand now but i still go cold every time i think about all that blood spurting out of my wrist.
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Salusa VC
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Posted - 2006.04.07 14:27:00 -
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Originally by: JOSEPHx In a prelude to my mates coming round to play poker i was trying to retrieve all my loose change from a big glass jar by shaking the coins out, cue glass jar shattering and dropping onto my wrist severing all my nerves, resulting in a blood soaked dash to the A+E followed by 10 hours of microsurgery. (props to the docs at stoke mandeville). Got 99% feeling back in my hand now but i still go cold every time i think about all that blood spurting out of my wrist.
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Hands down winner
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Kilosher Silgen
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Posted - 2006.04.07 15:30:00 -
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When I was younger, I was standing waiting for my friends to catch up with me and turned to run full pelt.
Fact 1: Lamp-post do not yield to small boys even at speed Fact 2: Lamp-post are hard and metally and they hurt your head and face a lot Fact 3: The sky was a nice blue colour.
The bump on my head was very impressive.
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lofty29
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Posted - 2006.04.07 15:36:00 -
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Originally by: JOSEPHx In a prelude to my mates coming round to play poker i was trying to retrieve all my loose change from a big glass jar by shaking the coins out, cue glass jar shattering and dropping onto my wrist severing all my nerves, resulting in a blood soaked dash to the A+E followed by 10 hours of microsurgery. (props to the docs at stoke mandeville). Got 99% feeling back in my hand now but i still go cold every time i think about all that blood spurting out of my wrist.
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Stoke mandeville ftw, they didnt screw up my *groinal area* surgery when I was younger  ---------------------------
Originally by: Oveur I see boobies! \o/
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The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.07 16:25:00 -
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and I thought mine was bad enough.
btw, Tuxford - WHY on earth where you trying to kick your brother... WITH YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES? I've heard of brotherly love but....
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Matthias Ungabii
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Posted - 2006.04.07 18:02:00 -
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Edited by: Matthias Ungabii on 07/04/2006 18:02:41 someone dishonoured a 1v1 and i lost my super tempest, so i punched the door
and my knuckle went into my hand and shattered and i had a big lump on the INSIDE of my hand, on the palm, not easy thing to convince the parentals that it was a completely different incident to the splintered bit in the door 
edit* punching through doors seems so easy in films and such ---
Mining is like soiling one's self. Fun for a minute, but then it really starts to stink |

Border201
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Posted - 2006.04.07 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Tuxford I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
Thats got to be the winner 
Originally by: Tuxford I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.07 18:29:00 -
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Originally by: Salusa VC
Originally by: JOSEPHx In a prelude to my mates coming round to play poker i was trying to retrieve all my loose change from a big glass jar by shaking the coins out, cue glass jar shattering and dropping onto my wrist severing all my nerves, resulting in a blood soaked dash to the A+E followed by 10 hours of microsurgery. (props to the docs at stoke mandeville). Got 99% feeling back in my hand now but i still go cold every time i think about all that blood spurting out of my wrist.
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Hands down winner
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Zezman
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Posted - 2006.04.07 20:44:00 -
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Originally by: Matthias Ungabii Edited by: Matthias Ungabii on 07/04/2006 18:02:41 someone dishonoured a 1v1 and i lost my super tempest, so i punched the door
and my knuckle went into my hand and shattered and i had a big lump on the INSIDE of my hand, on the palm, not easy thing to convince the parentals that it was a completely different incident to the splintered bit in the door 
edit* punching through doors seems so easy in films and such
Doors in films that are punched thru are usually made of balsa wood.
I once held up a ladder for my grandfather to work on the side of the house. The latch on the ladder extention wasn't properly secured, and then the upper half of the ladder began to slide down the lower half of the ladder, until it was stopped by a bone in my right thumb that just happened to be in the way.
....
It's amazing how much weight a bone in the body can support.
Also
Going into shock is not fun.
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Halunoto Vankaalen
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:08:00 -
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Me and my brother used to play Ben Hur. Yeah, stupid game I know.
You'd have two people, both holding on to a skipping rope and one would pull, the other follows. The aim was to knock the person off his chariot (i.e. the person following falls over)
I was the horse and went running down the hall, then turned abruptly into the garage. My brother didn't stop, just went clean through the window at the end of the hallway.
Suffice to say, I didn't get supper that night. 
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MadGaz
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:16:00 -
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I was walking along a wall when my mate said something that got my attention, queue the wall ending and me falling off getting my leg impaled by 2 nails that was sticking out, had to be lifted off the nails which was quite a strange feeling Best part was my trousers didn't even get punctured, they just went straight into the hole. Signature Removed, please mail us [email protected] for more information -Armetheus |

Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:34:00 -
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Best.
Thread.
Evar. -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:40:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Best.
Thread.
Evar.
Thanx. I had no idea what I had started. I'm a little grossed out, but still impressed at my accidental discovery of this previously unexplored topic. I look forward to continuing my career as a forum ***** in the future.
I tried to jump over my garden wall, of about 3 foot high. I was supposed to land on top of it, but my left leg didnt come up high enough, and my left shin walloped into the corner of the concrete top piece of the wall. Nothing broke, but it hurt like hell, bled quit a bit from the point of impact, and still have a DENT in my shin today.
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:49:00 -
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this one time i was playing eve then i logged off and went to a party.
we thought it would be funny to record people getting thrown across the garden by four other people. It got to my turn and the four biggest people threw me (im the lightest) i went straight out the garden into the road smashing my hand on the curb and breaking 3 of my fingers 
didnt realise they were broken until the next morning when two were facing the wrong way and the other was bigger than the the rest put together. i didnt go to hosptial because i was to ashamed. two of my fingers are still funny shaped  --------------------
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Verizana
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Posted - 2006.04.07 21:55:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev this one time i was playing eve then i logged off and went to a party.
we thought it would be funny to record people getting thrown across the garden by four other people. It got to my turn and the four biggest people threw me (im the lightest) i went straight out the garden into the road smashing my hand on the curb and breaking 3 of my fingers 
didnt realise they were broken until the next morning when two were facing the wrong way and the other was bigger than the the rest put together. i didnt go to hosptial because i was to ashamed. two of my fingers are still funny shaped 
dood respect
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Siala Rwlan
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Posted - 2006.04.07 22:11:00 -
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I've severed my finger when cleaning the cutting bar on a combine harvester, cleaned the cutter and lent over to the end and pushed the bar across to start cleaning the reverse side of the bars, didn't even notice my finger still in the way at the other side.
I remember my parents being typical damn farmers about it too, no point fussing or calling an ambulance or anything ended up being driven to A&E with a sock tied over my finger end and my finger tip in a poly bag stuffed full of ice cubes.
Still got it stiched back on and all i've lost is a small amount of feeling at the tip.
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Soren
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Posted - 2006.04.07 22:26:00 -
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I went to steal a street sign that had my last name on it. I had never stolen a sign before and my friends who had told me to just jump and hang on it, then give it some jerks.
So I did and the sign feel and came down on my forehead. I got up and asked if it was bleeding. It was swollen to the size of a golf ball and I needed 6 stiches. ________________________________________________
Inappropriate signature. --Jorauk pfft.. all pictures were off the CCP website =\ --Soren |

Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.07 22:55:00 -
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Edited by: Raven Aure on 07/04/2006 22:55:31 A friend of mine once woke up covered in blood and Scottish shortbread. His thumbs still haven't healed (over a year later).
Never ... ever... ride a shopping trolly like a chariot in a Tesco's carpark when drunk. ______________________
"Ahh, Raven Aure. Your reputation precedes you." "Uh oh. Which one?"
Originally by: Density5 brb gotta sleep
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Cleric JohnPreston
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Posted - 2006.04.07 23:45:00 -
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i once knee`d my ex girl friend in the groin by accident..Surpisingly she went down like a sack of spuds !!!
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Pycas Skepo
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Posted - 2006.04.08 00:03:00 -
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Originally by: The TX
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Best.
Thread.
Evar.
Thanx. I had no idea what I had started. I'm a little grossed out, but still impressed at my accidental discovery of this previously unexplored topic. I look forward to continuing my career as a forum ***** in the future.
I tried to jump over my garden wall, of about 3 foot high. I was supposed to land on top of it, but my left leg didnt come up high enough, and my left shin walloped into the corner of the concrete top piece of the wall. Nothing broke, but it hurt like hell, bled quit a bit from the point of impact, and still have a DENT in my shin today.
Hehe, pretty much the same thing happened to me. It's just that the scar is permenantly pushed out and purple, so it looks like I have a gigantic blood blister on my knee.
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Denrace
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Posted - 2006.04.08 01:12:00 -
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Edited by: Denrace on 08/04/2006 01:11:59 I once tried to run a Hair Straightener over my pubes.
Of course, I was drunk and missed.
In the blind panic I clamped my left Knack between the heated ceramic plates and foolishly clenched the straighteners together.
That's right, folks.
I straightened my ball sack.
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Dario Wall
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Posted - 2006.04.08 01:16:00 -
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Originally by: Denrace Edited by: Denrace on 08/04/2006 01:11:59 I once tried to run a Hair Straightener over my pubes.
Of course, I was drunk and missed.
In the blind panic I clamped my left Knack between the heated ceramic plates and foolishly clenched the straighteners together.
That's right, folks.
I straightened my ball sack.
 
        
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.08 02:09:00 -
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Originally by: Denrace Edited by: Denrace on 08/04/2006 01:11:59 I once tried to run a Hair Straightener over my pubes.
Of course, I was drunk and missed.
In the blind panic I clamped my left Knack between the heated ceramic plates and foolishly clenched the straighteners together.
That's right, folks.
I straightened my ball sack.
 
That sounds like Tom..... Tom, is that you? ______________________
"Ahh, Raven Aure. Your reputation precedes you." "Uh oh. Which one?"
Originally by: Density5 brb gotta sleep
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.04.08 03:19:00 -
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Originally by: Denrace I straightened my ball sack.
... ... ... So... Um... Is it really straight now? -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Gungankllr
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Posted - 2006.04.08 03:29:00 -
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Was SPIE rigging at Camp Pendleton, Pilot caught a bad downdraft right after extraction and we went down like a sack of potatos...
So he powers out of it, and the dumbass crew chief doesn't think to drop the line when we're still on the ground.
So we get dragged along in a big flesh pile for about 20 feet until we got airborne again 
And if anyone has ever done it, your arms get TIRED
I thought I was in good shape... but my god.. after a while we were spinning around in cricles, somebody above me puked, and gravity took over...
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Mimiru
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Posted - 2006.04.08 05:32:00 -
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First time riding a bike without training wheels, went down a hill in my backyard, got about 6 feet before the front wheel hit a tree root, i flipped over handle bars, missed flying head first into a tree by about a foot. Have that on video tape.
First time riding minibike, same hill, this time a rock. Jumped off to the side but still have a scar on my knee shaped like a smiley face, caused by 14 stitches and one very pointy stick. Have that on video tape.
3rd time riding quad, about an inch of snow. Was doing power slides. Decided to do one in a place i had already done a couple. As it rolled over i jumped off to the side, and layed there. Unfortunately the quad wasnt done rolling, and i think the handlebar raped me. Unfortunately not on tape.
Imagine how nervous i was when i got my first car 2 years now and not even a ticket  ---------
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.08 05:41:00 -
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I once went over the handlebars in t-shirt and shorts on a steep, loose gravel hill. I slid a good 20ft before I stopped, having stones embedded in me the whole way. I then had to get back on the bike and ride 5 miles to get first aid. ______________________
"Ahh, Raven Aure. Your reputation precedes you." "Uh oh. Which one?"
Originally by: Density5 brb gotta sleep
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Dario Wall
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Posted - 2006.04.08 06:04:00 -
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Originally by: Raven Aure I once went over the handlebars in t-shirt and shorts on a steep, loose gravel hill. I slid a good 20ft before I stopped, having stones embedded in me the whole way. I then had to get back on the bike and ride 5 miles to get first aid.
Gravel sucks when you wipeout in it....
Was blading one time when I was really young, and went to turn, but there was a bit of gravel on the concrete... Ended up rolling across the ground, and getting a small rock stuck under my kneecap... Horrible experience to have your parents twisting your knee around to get the rock loose...
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.04.08 06:16:00 -
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I just don't wear short pants, period. -------- Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108!
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.04.08 06:41:00 -
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Once when I was just a kid, was walking on some sort of metal trailer frame, slipped, skinned my leg right down to the bone. Hurt like hell, but it was kinda cool to see the bone.
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Soren
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Posted - 2006.04.08 07:09:00 -
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One time I had a home-made slingshot on my bikes handle bars and I was biking home. The slingshot was swinging around and went right into the spokes and got caught on the forks. Right over the handle bars there, although no permanent damage. ________________________________________________
Inappropriate signature. --Jorauk pfft.. all pictures were off the CCP website =\ --Soren |

HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.04.08 08:04:00 -
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Originally by: Magic Trev this one time i was playing eve then i logged off and went to a party.
we thought it would be funny to record people getting thrown across the garden by four other people. It got to my turn and the four biggest people threw me (im the lightest) i went straight out the garden into the road smashing my hand on the curb and breaking 3 of my fingers 
didnt realise they were broken until the next morning when two were facing the wrong way and the other was bigger than the the rest put together. i didnt go to hosptial because i was to ashamed. two of my fingers are still funny shaped 
i think you just won the thread 
Win a Cerberus!!
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy Yo ho ho and a bottle of BReeEEEEeee.... - Jacques ARRRRRRchambault Stop spamming with "QFT" >:|. - Teblin
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.04.08 08:05:00 -
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Originally by: Denrace Edited by: Denrace on 08/04/2006 01:11:59 I once tried to run a Hair Straightener over my pubes.
Of course, I was drunk and missed.
In the blind panic I clamped my left Knack between the heated ceramic plates and foolishly clenched the straighteners together.
That's right, folks.
I straightened my ball sack.
 

Win a Cerberus!!
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy Yo ho ho and a bottle of BReeEEEEeee.... - Jacques ARRRRRRchambault Stop spamming with "QFT" >:|. - Teblin
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Calisto Lockhart
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Posted - 2006.04.08 12:20:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Dario Wall
Originally by: Denrace Edited by: Denrace on 08/04/2006 01:11:59 I once tried to run a Hair Straightener over my pubes.
Of course, I was drunk and missed.
In the blind panic I clamped my left Knack between the heated ceramic plates and foolishly clenched the straighteners together.
That's right, folks.
I straightened my ball sack.
 
        
                                      
The Black Swan Society
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Border201
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Posted - 2006.04.08 15:33:00 -
[48]
Originally by: HippoKing
Originally by: Denrace Edited by: Denrace on 08/04/2006 01:11:59 I once tried to run a Hair Straightener over my pubes.
Of course, I was drunk and missed.
In the blind panic I clamped my left Knack between the heated ceramic plates and foolishly clenched the straighteners together.
That's right, folks.
I straightened my ball sack.
 

No he wins Hippo!
Originally by: Tuxford I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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Kaeten
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Posted - 2006.04.08 16:53:00 -
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I was jumping out of a van once and had my hand on the bar that divides the front door from the sliding door at the back then one of the guys closed the sliding door so it kinda crushed my hand. The funny thing is that the door actully shut with my hand stuck instead of a normal bouncing reaction lol 
I kinda screamed at the guy who shut the door.
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Kaeten
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Posted - 2006.04.08 16:59:00 -
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heh another time was when I first ddrove a quad. Was driving around all fine and dandy with a friend. He shows me this little jump and jumps over it, I'm all confident and decide to try it so I gas fulyl at it and when the quad started taking off i flew over the handle bars and rolled like 5m ahead of the quad. The quad then hit the ground and drove over me and then stopped while still ontop of me. My freind had to pull it off as I was completly pinned down heh 
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Zaldiri
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Posted - 2006.04.08 19:37:00 -
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A funny game I used to play involved stading on top of a huge, heavy, upturned waterbarrel, and having friends kick it as hard as they could. The aim was to see how long you could shift your weight to counteract the kicks. Once I came up with a variation on this idea, why not turn the barrel right way up so you only have the rim to stand on, makes the game so much more skillful. I was first to try it, at the first kick I overbalanced, fell inside the barrel, breaking my wrist and slashing open my head, the barrel then tipped over with me inside, rolled down the slope out of my friends garden and down the public road. OUCH
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R31D
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Posted - 2006.04.08 20:11:00 -
[52]
Doing some archery on a school 'activity day' thing. We had these crappy bows (I was used to my friends compact bow) and the arrow somehow slipped off as I released it, it hit my wrists and glanced off, but still left a really deep gash. Looks kinda cool
Also, said friend who owns the compact bow was once sharpening something with this Spetsnaz combat knife he's got. His hand slipped and he cut right down to the bone. Another cool scar
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.08 20:16:00 -
[53]
How could I forget... a friend and I got blown up by a cannon that shoots oranges at 200mph, powered by hair-spray. ______________________
"Ahh, Raven Aure. Your reputation precedes you." "Uh oh. Which one?"
Originally by: Density5 brb gotta sleep
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Plim
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Posted - 2006.04.09 16:11:00 -
[54]
One time me and a drunk friend were on a school roof and he tried to jump off, he slipped and fell though the air landing on his side.
So I followed him down, he starts making this weird noise and flailing his arms about like hes having a fit. I start drunkenly putting him in the recovery position, then all of a sudden he gets up and wonders off perfectly fine like nothing happened. -----------------
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Glassback
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Posted - 2006.04.09 16:30:00 -
[55]
Originally by: The TX
Well, i just brushed past my nose gently cuz something was tickling it, and felt something there, which I thought was a bit of a stray booger that needed removing. However, when I tugged it off, it turns out it was some hair, that was still attached to the inside of my nose.
I think I need to trim my nose hair. :-S
Just wait till you have to pluck them out from the top of your nose....
G.
I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about
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The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.09 16:54:00 -
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Originally by: Mimiru Have that on video tape.
linkage?! :-P
Originally by: Mimiru Have that on video tape.
linkage?! :-P
Originally by: Mimiru and not even a ticket
just jinxed it...
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Cowboy
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Posted - 2006.04.09 17:07:00 -
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When I was a kid some friends and I were having BB gun wars. While hunting for one of my friends who was hiding in his garage, I felt a sharp pain on the side of my head. Turns out he was tying to be stealth and had threw a dart at me which got stuck in the left side of my head.
I don't know what hurt worse the dart or my mom beating my ass for engaging in something so stupid after I got home from the doctors.
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Hin Vemere
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Posted - 2006.04.09 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: Siala Rwlan I remember my parents being typical damn farmers about it too, no point fussing or calling an ambulance or anything ended up being driven to A&E with a sock tied over my finger end and my finger tip in a poly bag stuffed full of ice cubes.
Haha typical farmers alright.
I was walking in my city's central mall on a Saturday when it was really crowded, and walked my groin straight into an iron post. I swear the 'clang' it made sounded as loud as a church bell but I still tried to walk on as if nothing happened. It was very difficult.
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HunchPunch
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Posted - 2006.04.10 00:22:00 -
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i was working in a restaurant about 6-7 years ago as a cook, i was closing up the kitchen one night, i put a couple of big aluminum pans on the grill to burn off all the grease and crap to make it easier to brush.
there was a garbage can beside the grill that i had to lean over someone else to get too so i could empty it. it was heavier then i thought so when i picked it up i lost my balence, and for some reason i tried to regain my balence by placing my hands on the aluminum pans that were probably 450-500 degrees at the time.
ALL of my finger tips had 2nd and 3rd degree burns, parts of my palms on one hand had burns. had to take 2 weeks of work and go on workers compensation. some of the tips took months to heal properly.
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Zavernus Hamarabi
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Posted - 2006.04.10 01:03:00 -
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Originally by: Zaldiri A funny game I used to play involved stading on top of a huge, heavy, upturned waterbarrel, and having friends kick it as hard as they could. The aim was to see how long you could shift your weight to counteract the kicks. Once I came up with a variation on this idea, why not turn the barrel right way up so you only have the rim to stand on, makes the game so much more skillful. I was first to try it, at the first kick I overbalanced, fell inside the barrel, breaking my wrist and slashing open my head, the barrel then tipped over with me inside, rolled down the slope out of my friends garden and down the public road. OUCH
Omg you win! Just imagined a guy in a barrel bleeding all over and screaming bloody murder rolling down a hill.
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Dario Wall
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Posted - 2006.04.10 03:56:00 -
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Originally by: Zavernus Hamarabi
Originally by: Zaldiri A funny game I used to play involved stading on top of a huge, heavy, upturned waterbarrel, and having friends kick it as hard as they could. The aim was to see how long you could shift your weight to counteract the kicks. Once I came up with a variation on this idea, why not turn the barrel right way up so you only have the rim to stand on, makes the game so much more skillful. I was first to try it, at the first kick I overbalanced, fell inside the barrel, breaking my wrist and slashing open my head, the barrel then tipped over with me inside, rolled down the slope out of my friends garden and down the public road. OUCH
Omg you win! Just imagined a guy in a barrel bleeding all over and screaming bloody murder rolling down a hill.
Ah man... I almost fell out of my chair after reading that... I think I woke everyone up from laughing...
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Aeon Valerii
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Posted - 2006.04.10 07:43:00 -
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Awesome thread. 
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Hanns
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Posted - 2006.04.10 15:35:00 -
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i once punched my monitor after getting infuriated with a game, my monitor is an old 19" mitsubishi diamond pro CRT, needless to say my fist lost.
CRT > Fist
Originally by: Tuxford a new retribution bonus. +1 med slot per level
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Capsicum
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Posted - 2006.04.10 17:33:00 -
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Thats enough of that.
*click*
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