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Grim Peeper
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Posted - 2006.04.11 16:15:00 -
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ok..did u kno it would take roughly 30,000 green skittles to turn you green
if only they had blue skittles..you could make a real life smurf
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.04.11 16:18:00 -
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Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in HippoKing.
Win a Cerberus!!
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris
yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing
Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler
Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy
Yo ho ho and a bottle of BReeEEEEeee.... - Jacques ARRRRRRchambault
Stop spamming with "QFT" >:|. - Teblin
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.04.11 16:19:00 -
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There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Dark Shikari.
Win a Cerberus!!
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris
yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing
Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler
Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy
Yo ho ho and a bottle of BReeEEEEeee.... - Jacques ARRRRRRchambault
Stop spamming with "QFT" >:|. - Teblin
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Jenny Spitfire
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Posted - 2006.04.11 16:24:00 -
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Edited by: Jenny Spitfire on 11/04/2006 16:24:25
Everytime I sneeze, someone loses his/her ship and/or pod. 
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lofty29
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Posted - 2006.04.11 16:45:00 -
[5]
 Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Edited by: Jenny Spitfire on 11/04/2006 16:24:25
Everytime I sneeze, someone loses his/her ship and/or pod.
Do you have a nasty cold lately? yesterday I lose a brutix, a megathron and a t2 fitted cormorant
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I see boobies! \o/
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Chinsor
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Posted - 2006.04.11 16:47:00 -
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typing "facts about forum whoring" into google brings up Eve online twice, as the top 2 hits
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Asarah
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Posted - 2006.04.11 17:09:00 -
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Your mom is a food group. 
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Lady Ariness
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Posted - 2006.04.11 17:53:00 -
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Originally by: Asarah
Your mom is a food group.
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Zonna Tenshi
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Posted - 2006.04.11 18:21:00 -
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When Hippoking takes a bath in the river nile, all the crocodiles run to Sahara desert.
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Resonate
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Posted - 2006.04.11 18:25:00 -
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Its impossible to lick your own elbow
I know youre gonna try...........
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Verizana
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Posted - 2006.04.11 18:39:00 -
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Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
Edited by: Jenny Spitfire on 11/04/2006 16:24:25
Everytime I sneeze, someone loses his/her ship and/or pod.
You must be allergic to oxygene or water then :P
Everytime I click my mouse a HAC dies.
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Lasiurus
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Posted - 2006.04.11 18:43:00 -
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Polar bears can't smell cheese.
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.04.11 18:47:00 -
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every time a chicken sneezes, half the world ****s itself
Win a Cerberus!!
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris
yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing
Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler
Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy
Yo ho ho and a bottle of BReeEEEEeee.... - Jacques ARRRRRRchambault
Stop spamming with "QFT" >:|. - Teblin
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ReaperOfSly
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Posted - 2006.04.11 19:06:00 -
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A daddy-long-legs is the most poisonous insect known to man. However, it cannot deliver the poison because it has no teeth. How pointless is that, eh? And it only lives a day. Sucks to be a daddy-long-legs.
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Atom HeartMother
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Posted - 2006.04.11 19:09:00 -
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Originally by: ReaperOfSly
A daddy-long-legs is the most poisonous insect known to man. However, it cannot deliver the poison because it has no teeth. How pointless is that, eh? And it only lives a day. Sucks to be a daddy-long-legs.
Nah not as much as it sucks to be HippoKing
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Grim Peeper
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Posted - 2006.04.11 19:11:00 -
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yes..and mosquitos are higher in the food chain than humans
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Laocoon
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Posted - 2006.04.11 19:34:00 -
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Originally by: ReaperOfSly
A daddy-long-legs is the most poisonous insect known to man. However, it cannot deliver the poison because it has no teeth. How pointless is that, eh? And it only lives a day. Sucks to be a daddy-long-legs.
That's actually an urban myth  I researched it after wondering about it, and many studies have been done, and proven it's not the most poisonous insect in the world... heheh.
On another note;
Did you know, magnetars are so magnetic that they could wipe your credit card from the distance of the moon...
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Kurren
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Posted - 2006.04.11 19:53:00 -
[18]
Edited by: Kurren on 11/04/2006 19:53:56
Originally by: HippoKing
There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Dark Shikari's ego.
It only takes 4 people in a soccer/football/baseball crowd to start the Mexican wave!
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FireFoxx80
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:02:00 -
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If you stare at the colour orange for 47 hours straight, without blinking, the white bits in your eyes will forever be orange.
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Grim Peeper
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:10:00 -
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Originally by: FireFoxx80
If you stare at the colour orange for 47 hours straight, without blinking, the white bits in your eyes will forever be orange.
....realli??!???
or is that sum random thing u just thought up??
orange eyes that would be amaiizing
 anyways keep the facts comin in guys
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Mrs Miyagi
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:21:00 -
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The President of Uzbekehstan played an Ewok in Star Wars.
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Corovus
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:28:00 -
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Originally by: ReaperOfSly
On another note;
Did you know, magnetars are so magnetic that they could wipe your credit card from the distance of the moon...
If I were that close to a magnetar, my credit card would be my last worry...
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The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:30:00 -
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As fruit ripens, it gives off the gas ethylene, but bananas give off lots more of it. It helps to ripen fruit, but because bananas give off so much, keeping bananas with other fruit can turn the other fruit bad. Which is why people who eat lots of bananas usually keep them on a stand with a hook to hang them on.
100% Fact.
I just ate an al you can eat chinese buffet for ú11.95
100% Fact.
How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the light bulb, and one to go pick him up.
90% Joke I stole from a magazine today.
Squeezing a spot will make the immediate area red and unsightly.
100% Fact.
Leonardo Da Vinci designed the world's first helicopter.
100% Fact.
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:36:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Resonate
Its impossible to lick your own elbow
I know youre gonna try...........
Just a myth. For sme people it is quite possible.
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
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Kurren
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:39:00 -
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Edited by: Kurren on 11/04/2006 20:40:12
Originally by: The TX
Leonardo Da Vinci designed the world's first helicopter.
100% Fact.
[Izzard]He designed a helicopter that didn't work... and so did I... only mine went underwater![/Izzard]
OH!!
Fact - the longer you hold somebody's head under water... the less you'll hear about it when you pull them back up!
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:48:00 -
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Random fact 1 : Avocado, while being quite tasty, is however not recommended as parrot food - for a parrot, it's so poisonous that it's likely to die if it eats it.
Random fact 2 : The liver of a polar bear has so high concentration of vitamin A that it's toxic to humans.
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DaHeaVYFo
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:12:00 -
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Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
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FooB2
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:43:00 -
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Edited by: FooB2 on 11/04/2006 21:44:21
Pat Butcher is the only person in eastenders that can fashion a pearl necklace properly.
....in every sense. phwoar.
P.S.
Evil Edna spends more time tied to the headboard than David Blunketts dog. booyah.
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Spahn X
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:10:00 -
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The oldest scientifically proven tree is the Methuselah tree, a bristlecone pine in the White Mountains of California, which is over 4700 years old.
The largest living organism is either The General Sherman Tree (Sequoiadendrom Giganteum), a fungus (Armillaria ostoyae) which covers an area of 8.9km^2, or possibly an Aspen grove (Populus Tremuloides) which can reproduce asexually through the root system, with one such grove covering 106 acres.
The largest domestic dog, was a Saint Bernard, which weighed 150kg (330 lbs.)
The original home of West Coast motion picture productions, was Niles, California, where Charlie Chaplin and others filmed a number of silent pictures between 1912 and 1916. Niles is also home to Joe's Corner, one of my favorite bars.
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Lysunder
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:38:00 -
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i'm eating a sandwich.
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Ralus
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: Spahn X
The oldest scientifically proven tree is the Methuselah tree, a bristlecone pine in the White Mountains of California, which is over 4700 years old.
I remember reading about that. The scientists who calculated that actually cut the tree down with a chainsaw to count the rings to varify the carbon dating
oldest tree in the world, how do we prove it... Oh yes lets hack it down and count the rings...
[sigh]
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Admiral Pieg
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Posted - 2006.04.12 00:13:00 -
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Originally by: Ralus
Originally by: Spahn X
The oldest scientifically proven tree is the Methuselah tree, a bristlecone pine in the White Mountains of California, which is over 4700 years old.
I remember reading about that. The scientists who calculated that actually cut the tree down with a chainsaw to count the rings to varify the carbon dating
oldest tree in the world, how do we prove it... Oh yes lets hack it down and count the rings...
[sigh]
haha.. excellent
anyway, when you bite your fingernails you get the same ammount of bacteria in your mouth as you get from licking the inside of a toilet. Something like that anyway.
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Nag
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Posted - 2006.04.12 00:18:00 -
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Edited by: Nag on 12/04/2006 00:18:30
Originally by: Chinsor
typing "facts about forum whoring" into google brings up Eve online twice, as the top 2 hits
That one I had to try.
The inspiration for the Minmatar Mothership (Hel) model was a shark.
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Spahn X
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Posted - 2006.04.12 01:46:00 -
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Originally by: Ralus
I remember reading about that. The scientists who calculated that actually cut the tree down with a chainsaw to count the rings to varify the carbon dating
oldest tree in the world, how do we prove it... Oh yes lets hack it down and count the rings...
[sigh]
Actually, the tree you're speaking of, Prometheus, is a different one.
Linkage
If you bother to read that, you would see that it wasn't as simple as "Hey, this must be the oldest tree, let's cut it down!"
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Meridius
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Posted - 2006.04.12 03:34:00 -
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The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders.
:o
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2006.04.12 03:36:00 -
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Originally by: Ralus
Originally by: Spahn X
The oldest scientifically proven tree is the Methuselah tree, a bristlecone pine in the White Mountains of California, which is over 4700 years old.
I remember reading about that. The scientists who calculated that actually cut the tree down with a chainsaw to count the rings to varify the carbon dating
oldest tree in the world, how do we prove it... Oh yes lets hack it down and count the rings...
[sigh]
You can use a core sample to count the rings and not kill the tree. I suspect they did not actually cut it down, and instead just used a core sample.
[23] Member: Official Forum Warrior
What's with the blue robots? Click my sig.
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Ecnav
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Posted - 2006.04.12 04:17:00 -
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Edited by: Ecnav on 12/04/2006 04:18:32
A C()ckroach can survive 6 days with it's head cut off before it dies of starvation.
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Erosie
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Posted - 2006.04.12 04:55:00 -
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Edited by: Erosie on 12/04/2006 04:55:58
I found several bizar facts in an old "fun mail" (am at work)
In Saudi Arabia, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers;
the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?)
The penalty for ************ in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins,
who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception:
prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only > "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)
After reading all these, all I can say is.......Damn Those Pigs.
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Kyozoku
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Posted - 2006.04.12 05:58:00 -
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The platypus is the only poisonous mammal.
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.04.12 07:15:00 -
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Originally by: Erosie
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
Can her mother join in?
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I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devils work.
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.04.12 07:20:00 -
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The song "black magic woman", made famous by Carlos Santana, was originally written by Peter Greene of Fleetwood Mac.
The Star Trek (original show) theme song has lyrics.
Beyond
The rim of the star-light
My love
Is wand'ring in star-flight
I know
He'll find in star-clustered reaches
Love,
Strange love a star woman teaches.
I know
His journey ends never
His star trek
Will go on forever.
But tell him
While he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.
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I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devils work.
Mr. Grumpy-sour-pus
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.12 07:33:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Dak Hakin
The Star Trek (original show) theme song has lyrics.
Now I can hear Spock singing.
I hate you.
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Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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Grim Peeper
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Posted - 2006.04.12 07:37:00 -
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i heard from somewhere that Samuel L Jackson plays EVE aswell
even the very rich and very famous play EVE
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.04.12 08:12:00 -
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Originally by: Raven Aure
Originally by: Dak Hakin
The Star Trek (original show) theme song has lyrics.
Now I can hear Spock singing.
I hate you.
Funny, I always heard Shatner singing it..
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2006.04.12 09:45:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Resonate
Its impossible to lick your own elbow
I know youre gonna try...........
Dammit i was gonna say that one 
How about this one then. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
I haven't got a new sig yet :)
http://triad.eve-killboard.net/
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Tsavong Lah
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Posted - 2006.04.12 10:05:00 -
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Originally by: Dak Hakin
Originally by: Raven Aure
Originally by: Dak Hakin
The Star Trek (original show) theme song has lyrics.
Now I can hear Spock singing.
I hate you.
Funny, I always heard Shatner singing it..
Actually, I've got an mp3 of Tenacious D singing it 
Death is the loss of hope, everything else is merely despair.
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Spahn X
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Posted - 2006.04.12 10:05:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Shikari
You can use a core sample to count the rings and not kill the tree. I suspect they did not actually cut it down, and instead just used a core sample.
The story goes, that his borer broke when trying to take a core sample. It may have hit a rock inside the tree (and yes it is possible for a rock to end up inside a tree, avalanche debris the most likely cause). It wasn't possible for him to get a new borer that summer, so he petitioned to cut the tree in order to study the sections.
And on to more facts:
The words to the Itchy and Scratchy song from The Simpsons:
"They Fight, they bite, they fight and bite and fight. Bite bite bite, fight fight fight... The Itchy and Scratchy Show!"
The mouse is Itchy and the cat is Scratchy
Homer's internet company is named Compuglobalhypermeganet.
There are 70 Springfields in the US (and one in the Virgin Islands). Georgia has the most with nine.
When Maggie is rung up on the register in the opening credits, she costs $847.63, a figure once given as the cost of raising a baby for one month in the US.
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s4mp3r0r
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Posted - 2006.04.12 10:50:00 -
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On thursday the 5th of may, at two minutes and 3 seconds after 1 o'clock in the morning, the time and date will be :
01:02:03 04-05-06 (European date format)
This will not ever happen again :D
By Squize dec 10th when -V- signed a NAP with TFE:
Originally by: Squize
Originally by: Omeega
Omeega
damn it i saw this one come big like a pink elephant in a corridor!
Nostradamus, is that you ?
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Verone
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Posted - 2006.04.12 10:53:00 -
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I steal cake from unsuspecting family members whenever the opportunity arises.
110% Fact.
VETO MEMBER MOVIES
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:27:00 -
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In Texas it is illegal to sell your eye.
I haven't got a new sig yet :)
http://triad.eve-killboard.net/
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Soros
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:54:00 -
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I am related to george micheal.
yes you may laugh.
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.12 12:05:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Soros
I am related to george micheal.
yes you may laugh.
I know more people than I can count who suddenly have a burning desire to pod you.
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Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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FooB2
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Posted - 2006.04.12 12:07:00 -
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Quote:
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
bzzt, wrong. Bonobo Monkeys do as well.
heres a 100% fact. i look so much like Matt Lucas, that every weekend when i go out, no matter where i go, theres always at least one person that asks me for an autograph. regardless of when i speak i have a broad geordie accent.
except i have hair. think Daffyd rather than andy (yes, i know. it gets annoying having random people go up to you when you're out and ask "are you the only *** in village?")
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2006.04.12 12:09:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Soros
I am related to george micheal.
yes you may laugh.
i wasnt' waiting for permission
Win a Cerberus!!
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris
yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing
Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler
Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy
Yo ho ho and a bottle of BReeEEEEeee.... - Jacques ARRRRRRchambault
Stop spamming with "QFT" >:|. - Teblin
Who pwned who?  ~kieron |
GouldFish
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Posted - 2006.04.12 12:40:00 -
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if Dark Shikari and Hippoking combined forces it would bet he end of all forums everywhere
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hired goon
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Posted - 2006.04.12 12:58:00 -
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Few off the top of my head;
In Royal Navy trident-class submarines, women are not allowed to serve!
In the same subs, the crew don't know where in the world they are at any one time as it's classified information. Only the captain and a select few staff know.
Not relegated to Royal Navy subs this one... but many countries have nuclear subs that hide constantly under ice glaciers for the sole purpose of - once nuclear war has ended and the world is dead - coming out and finishing off the enemy.
A funnier one:
I forgot what state in the US, but in one of them it's illegal to tickle a woman! The following exchange comes immediately to mind:
"Ello ello ello, wots all this! Were you tickling your wife there sir!?"
"No no officer, I swear! It was just domestic abuse!"
"I saw it, it woz ticklin. Don't let it appen again."
-omg-
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Kurren
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Posted - 2006.04.12 13:24:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Dak Hakin
Originally by: Erosie
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
Can her mother join in?
Fact: there is no such thing as an old AND attractive hispanic woman.
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Desired Username
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Posted - 2006.04.12 13:45:00 -
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If you feed bees oranges they make marmalade instead of honey.
Honest!
/me goes to feed a cow some hops to see if it dispenses beer
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2006.04.12 14:02:00 -
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Originally by: Desired Username
/me goes to feed a cow some hops to see if it dispenses beer
You can taste it first...
I haven't got a new sig yet :)
http://triad.eve-killboard.net/
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Uther Doull
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Posted - 2006.04.12 15:04:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Dak Hakin
Originally by: Erosie
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
Can her mother join in?
not in Santa Cruz, Bolivia :P
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Severe McCald
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Posted - 2006.04.12 15:59:00 -
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Fact (scientifically proven - although my wife refuses to believe it): if a woman wants to get pregnant with a particular man, her chance of concieving with him rises if she regularly swallows his sperm!
Sev
I saw a squirrel today jumping from one tree to another, the branch it landed on snapped. So the squirrel was on this falling branch, clambering like mad, thinking it was doing something about it.'
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Posted - 2006.04.12 19:29:00 -
[62]
The human liver is able to regenerate upto 80% of its mass within a months time.
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Asarah
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Posted - 2006.04.12 19:44:00 -
[63]
Fact: The only measurable difference between a hooker and a lawyer is that a hooker'll stop screwing you after you're dead.
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Border201
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Posted - 2006.04.12 19:50:00 -
[64]
Fact The state of Maine is the only state to share it's border with only 1 other state.
Fact I am getting paid to type this!
Originally by: Tuxford
I once tried to kick my brother when I had my pants around my ankle. Probably not my brightest moments.
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.04.12 19:57:00 -
[65]
Fact: i touch myself whilst browsing the forums 
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Posted - 2006.04.12 20:18:00 -
[66]
fact: when working at eton college (the school british royals and rich people go to) i was put incharge of a group of boys (dont even suggest it you sick minded bastards ) who went by the names;
Tarquin
Merlin
Mustafa
Dave
Dave
Dave
no lies
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The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.12 21:33:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Magic Trev
Fact: i touch myself whilst browsing the forums
You too?
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Posted - 2006.04.12 22:18:00 -
[68]
Originally by: ReaperOfSly
A daddy-long-legs is the most poisonous insect known to man. However, it cannot deliver the poison because it has no teeth. How pointless is that, eh? And it only lives a day. Sucks to be a daddy-long-legs.
(A) It's not an insect, it's an arachnid
(B) The way I heard it, it was just that its teeth are too small to pierce human skin, and it doesn't create enough to hurt humans anyway, only small bugs.
(C) It turns out that it's all just an urban legend anyway.
Originally by: Ralus
Originally by: Spahn X
The oldest scientifically proven tree is the Methuselah tree, a bristlecone pine in the White Mountains of California, which is over 4700 years old.
I remember reading about that. The scientists who calculated that actually cut the tree down with a chainsaw to count the rings to varify the carbon dating
oldest tree in the world, how do we prove it... Oh yes lets hack it down and count the rings...
[sigh]
That's not true at all, the Methuselah tree is alive and well and quite protected, you're not allowed to go near it or even know which tree it is.
Originally by: Grim Peeper
i heard from somewhere that Samuel L Jackson plays EVE aswell
even the very rich and very famous play EVE
This myth comes from an interview where he refers to a film with "Eve" in the name.
Originally by: Tsavong Lah
Originally by: Dak Hakin
Originally by: Raven Aure
Originally by: Dak Hakin
The Star Trek (original show) theme song has lyrics.
Now I can hear Spock singing.
I hate you.
Funny, I always heard Shatner singing it..
Actually, I've got an mp3 of Tenacious D singing it
Can you PLEASE upload that somewhere so I can get it? Or just e-mail it to me please? [email protected]
Originally by: Verone
I steal cake from unsuspecting family members whenever the opportunity arises.
110% Fact.
OMG PLEEEASE post those pictures again, I love them so much but didn't download them.
Originally by: Desired Username
If you feed bees oranges they make marmalade instead of honey.
Honest!
Uh, hello? SueBee honey is actually made by bees fed on orange blossoms.
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Kyozoku
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Posted - 2006.04.12 22:38:00 -
[69]
Originally by: Magic Trev
fact: when working at eton college (the school british royals and rich people go to) i was put incharge of a group of boys (dont even suggest it you sick minded bastards ) who went by the names;
Tarquin
Merlin
Mustafa
Dave
Dave
Dave
no lies
Hahaha that killed me/. Did you do role call with them in the morning?
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Roxanna Kell
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Posted - 2006.04.12 22:42:00 -
[70]
PVPers are becoming extinct, fighter droens are taking over.
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Xrak
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Posted - 2006.04.12 23:20:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Resonate
Its impossible to lick your own elbow
I know youre gonna try...........
Wrong, my mate could lick his elbow and I think I have a video of it somewhere.
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Felony Assualt
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Posted - 2006.04.12 23:48:00 -
[72]
Well because Hippoking touches himself at night, he made the dinosuars go extinct.
Way to go
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Big Muthatrucker
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Posted - 2006.04.13 07:39:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Chinsor
typing "facts about forum whoring" into google brings up Eve online twice, as the top 2 hits
HOLY COW DUDE IT DOES...Am I the only one who actualy was bored enough to try this or is it that im the only one at work instead of playing eve 
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Magic Trev
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Posted - 2006.04.13 08:04:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Kyozoku
Originally by: Magic Trev
fact: when working at eton college (the school british royals and rich people go to) i was put incharge of a group of boys (dont even suggest it you sick minded bastards ) who went by the names;
Tarquin
Merlin
Mustafa
Dave
Dave
Dave
no lies
Hahaha that killed me/. Did you do role call with them in the morning?
nah their teacher did ... well their proper teacher did anyway
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Shango Fyaman
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Posted - 2006.04.13 14:09:00 -
[75]
If you have a leak into the Amazonas there will be a lil fish finding its way to your prostata and lives there till you operate the prostata out.
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.13 14:17:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Shango Fyaman
If you have a leak into the Amazonas there will be a lil fish finding its way to your prostata and lives there till you operate the prostata out.
I'd rather get a doctor to operate on that one thanks...
______________________
Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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Kurren
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Posted - 2006.04.13 14:30:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Magic Trev
Fact: i touch myself whilst browsing the forums
Fact: I touch him too...
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Berak FalCheran
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Posted - 2006.04.13 19:09:00 -
[78]
Originally by: The TX
Originally by: Magic Trev
Fact: i touch myself whilst browsing the forums
You too?
you two too?
In short: Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.
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Arthalion Thoidon
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Posted - 2006.04.13 20:40:00 -
[79]
Originally by: Dark Shikari
Originally by: Ralus
Originally by: Spahn X
The oldest scientifically proven tree is the Methuselah tree, a bristlecone pine in the White Mountains of California, which is over 4700 years old.
I remember reading about that. The scientists who calculated that actually cut the tree down with a chainsaw to count the rings to varify the carbon dating
oldest tree in the world, how do we prove it... Oh yes lets hack it down and count the rings...
[sigh]
You can use a core sample to count the rings and not kill the tree. I suspect they did not actually cut it down, and instead just used a core sample.
OMG, Dark Shikari is gonna be corrected by me, a forum noob, is this safe? They did try to a core sample to determine that tree's age( and it was not methuselah, that one's still alive and reproducing), but the tree was so wide the core sample couldn't get to the core, so they had to cut it down and found an age of, I believe, 4900 years( give or take 50)
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Kydor
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Posted - 2006.04.13 20:57:00 -
[80]
Originally by: HippoKing
every time a chicken sneezes, half the world ****s itself
Thats classic!
My fact of the day:
I have 4 buttholes!
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Posted - 2006.04.13 20:57:00 -
[81]
Originally by: Felony Assualt
Well because Hippoking touches himself at night, he made the dinosuars go extinct.
Way to go
they had it coming
Win a Cerberus!!
sigs of the 23/24/25 hijack just as well -eris
yarrrr, i shall retake my sig -HippoKing
Not a chance, our 1337 sig haXx0r sk1llz are too powerful! - Wrangler
Ho-Ho-Hooooooo, Merry Saturday!11 - Immy
Yo ho ho and a bottle of BReeEEEEeee.... - Jacques ARRRRRRchambault
Stop spamming with "QFT" >:|. - Teblin
Who pwned who? ~kieron |
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Kaemonn
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Posted - 2006.04.13 21:02:00 -
[82]
The Forum Mods are accually a genetic experiment done by Oveur, to see if he could create the ultimate brewery staff
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.04.14 01:42:00 -
[83]
Hmm... random facts. what random facts do I know...
Ireland has won the Eurovision Song Contest more times than any other country, seven times, in 1970, 1980, 1987, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1996. In other words, we pwn Europe @ music.
Shannon Airport in the Irish republic is an emergency abort landing point for the Space Shuttle.
more when I think of some...
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.04.14 01:47:00 -
[84]
The French are the only country in history to lose two wars against the Italians.
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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.14 04:17:00 -
[85]
Originally by: Kaemonn
The Forum Mods are accually a genetic experiment done by Oveur, to see if he could create the ultimate brewery staff
Now that one we knew.
______________________
Originally by: Double TaP
hippo, other guy, calm down. lets be friends. yall are arguing about the different meanings of the word zerg.
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Hllaxiu
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Posted - 2006.04.14 04:33:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Dak Hakin
The Star Trek (original show) theme song has lyrics.
Stargate SG-1's theme also has lyrics!
Stargate,
ItÆs a great big world,
With a great big swirl that you step inside to another world.
WeÆre talking Stargate,
ItÆs a crazy trip,
You can go quite far and you donÆt need a car or even a ship.
ThereÆs Colonel OÆNeill and Carter and Daniel and TealÆc.
Look out for that GoaÆuld.
(I'm not kidding, its on one of the episode's DVD commentary tracks)
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Tripoli
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Posted - 2006.04.14 05:41:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Tsavong Lah
Originally by: Dak Hakin
Originally by: Raven Aure
Originally by: Dak Hakin
The Star Trek (original show) theme song has lyrics.
Now I can hear Spock singing.
I hate you.
Funny, I always heard Shatner singing it..
Actually, I've got an mp3 of Tenacious D singing it
I don't know about the Tenacious D song, but for some reason I own this.
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Posted - 2006.04.14 06:23:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Tripoli
I don't know about the Tenacious D song, but for some reason I own this.
Kick ASS.
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Dak Hakin
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Posted - 2006.04.14 08:22:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
Originally by: Tripoli
I don't know about the Tenacious D song, but for some reason I own this.
Kick ASS.
nice.
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I am the devil, and I'm here to do the devils work.
Mr. Grumpy-sour-pus
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GouldFish
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Posted - 2006.04.14 12:02:00 -
[90]
The oringal buck rogers intro had singing and it was very very very bad.
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Chinsor
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Posted - 2006.04.14 14:16:00 -
[91]
Heres a few more random facts:
4000 people are injured by teapots every year
At the height of inflation in Germany in the 1920's, ú1 was equal to a quintillion German marks
Cow is a japanese brand of shaving foam
Every year over 8800 people injure themselves with a toothpick
Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas masks
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times
The average mouse pad is 8.75 by 7.5 inches
The average woman consumes six pounds of lipstick in her lifetime
1/3 of people flush whilst still sitting on the toilet
Science Facts
- A neutron star has such a powerful gravitational pull that it can spin on its axis in one-thirtieth of a second without tearing itself apart.
- All the gold in the world produced in the past 500 years, if melted, could be compressed into a 50 foot cube
- In total the sunlight that strikes the entire earth at any given moment weighs as much as an ocean liner
- An iceberg contains more heat than a match
- Approximately 98% of software in China is pirated
- The Earth travels through space at 660,000 mph
- Apollo 11 had only 20 seconds of fuel left when it landed
- The Saturn V rocket consumed 15 tons of fuel per second
- The venus flytrap can eat a whole cheeseburger
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Cypherous
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Posted - 2006.04.14 15:13:00 -
[92]
100% Fact
I have Dr Pepper
O RLY?! --Jorauk
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Rubra
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Posted - 2006.04.14 15:23:00 -
[93]
Most women poo when they give birth; birthing uses the same muscles as defecating.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.04.14 18:18:00 -
[94]
Originally by: Chinsor
Apollo 11 had only 20 seconds of fuel left when it landed
That's actually not very surprising, most spacecraft (not deep space probes, mind you), once they drop their booster rockets, carry only enough fuel for a few minutes of actual burn time, because it's only used for slight maneuvering adjustments.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.04.14 18:20:00 -
[95]
Originally by: Rubra
Most women poo when they give birth; birthing uses the same muscles as defecating.
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I'm honestly, completely speechless.
I don't know WHY this shocks me so much.
IT just does.
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DanjSmith
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Posted - 2006.04.14 21:27:00 -
[96]
What happens if you give different types of apes a camera:
chimps will smash it up
gorillas will take it apart, unscrewing it all, not ripping it apart
orangutans will unscrew it all and then put it all back together
bonobos will just have sex with each other and not pay anymore attention to the camera
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Lanfear's Bane
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Posted - 2006.04.15 00:32:00 -
[97]
- Science has yet to discover how to spell 'Elephant'. Current spellings are just the closest guess.
- Queen Victoria invented USB ports. It was over 5,000 years however before they became widespread.
- Donkeys, if properly trained, can use screwdrivers.
- The word 'bus' is the longest word in the English language consisting of just the letters b, u and s.
- The moon landings actually occured in 1968 but a second recovery mission had to be staged after Neil Armstrong left the camera with all the pictures on it on the moon.
- David Copperfield does not exist. The illusion of his existance is created by a team of full time magicians using smoke and mirrors. His wife does not know. Neither do his two children.
- The Vatican houses the world's largest collection of cheese.
- Clouds are made from farts and string, however, electron charging makes them heavier than the average houshold cow.
Lanfear's Bane.
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Brujo Loco
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Posted - 2006.04.15 01:57:00 -
[98]
Ironically, the fact there is more information about sex, sexuality and sex techniques today , on several formats and media, does not imply people are having more sex now than ever before. All in all, we are just more informed, but sexual encounter frequency is still the same. On the same note, Homosexuality is seen as more widespread now, whereas, the rough % of homosexuals is relatively the same now as almost 50 years ago (about 3 men per 10 men and 1 woman per 10 women) . Also as a fact, everytime you are in a system with more than 10 people on it, 3 will be homosexuals, just by the sheer power of math.
Also I love Sexuality as a field of study and as an aspect of human behaviour, as an extra random fact, my thesis work proved Sandra Bem's theory of Psychological Androginy correct on Venezuelan people.
Also as a fact, Psychology IS A Science, and I'm tired of people telling me that Psychology is NOT a Science, that Psychologists USE ESP(!!!) , that there's a psychological law that explains autist children as INDIGO children that are "special" and of a higher plane (!!!!!) and a lot of other poppycock.
So those are my facts to the list
"The Theology Council is watching ... YOU!!!"
Viva VENEZUELA!!! |
The TX
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Posted - 2006.04.15 02:02:00 -
[99]
to the last two posts:
first one smells of bull****.
the second one is about sex, which is just great -will bookmark it and come back.
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Posted - 2006.04.15 03:03:00 -
[100]
Originally by: Brujo Loco
the rough % of homosexuals is relatively the same now as almost 50 years ago (about 3 men per 10 men and 1 woman per 10 women) . Also as a fact, everytime you are in a system with more than 10 people on it, 3 will be homosexuals, just by the sheer power of math.
That's actually a fallacy based on faulty interpretation of statistics.
Now, if EVE players were comprised of a completely random set of individuals from the general population, then it would be LIKELY (but not absolutely necessarily true) that 3 people out of 10 in a system would be homosexual.
However, EVE is a very, very, very small sliver of the population (less than 0.015% to be a bit more accurate) and we don't know what portion of the heterosexual/homosexual population it comprises.
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Brujoloco
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Posted - 2006.04.15 03:08:00 -
[101]
However, EVE is a very, very, very small sliver of the population (less than 0.015% to be a bit more accurate) and we don't know what portion of the heterosexual/homosexual population it comprises.
Hehehe yeap, but just take it as a a fun random "fact" trying to be applied without any degree of seriousness to EVE ingame :P . Coming to think of it would be great to make such a survey in the EVE Community ... hmmmm ... I see my new thesis project for the future . Wonder if I could make such a survey. Would be great to know the sexual orientation of people in MMORPG's.
"The Theology Council is watching ... YOU!!!"
Viva VENEZUELA!!! |
Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.04.15 03:56:00 -
[102]
Originally by: Brujoloco
Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
However, EVE is a very, very, very small sliver of the population (less than 0.015% to be a bit more accurate) and we don't know what portion of the heterosexual/homosexual population it comprises.
Hehehe yeap, but just take it as a a fun random "fact" trying to be applied without any degree of seriousness to EVE ingame :P . Coming to think of it would be great to make such a survey in the EVE Community ... hmmmm ... I see my new thesis project for the future . Wonder if I could make such a survey. Would be great to know the sexual orientation of people in MMORPG's.
There is a joke in there, and it's too easy, even for me.
(Hint: It involves World of Warcraft)
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Galaxion
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Posted - 2006.04.15 13:59:00 -
[103]
Here's some more:
The United States has gone to war with Canada twice. Canada won on both occasions. (the first time invading Washington DC and burning down the White House, the second time capturing Detroit)
There are only three countries in the world that do not officially use the metric system - Liberia, Myanmar... and the United States. Liberia and Myanmar use it in practice, however.
Ohio is listed as the 17th state in the U.S., but technically it is
number 47. Until August 7, 1953, congress forgot to vote on a
resolution to admit Ohio to the Union.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2006.04.15 14:18:00 -
[104]
RANDOM FACT: From a small sampling taken here, it has been estimated that the greatest sexual fantasy of more than 75% of the EVE playbase is anal sex.
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2006.04.15 14:41:00 -
[105]
Originally by: Brujoloco
Would be great to know the sexual orientation of people in MMORPG's.
GW: I would guess 80% are into female Pyromancers
EVE: majority into minmatar and amarr ladies
RL: Everything they can get their hands on
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