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Backdoor Bandit
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:12:00 -
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And if I should falter
Would you open your arms out to me
We can make love not war
And live at peace in our hearts
IÆm so in love with you
IÆll be forever blue
What region or reason
Could drive a man to forsake his lover
DonÆt you tell me no
DonÆt you tell me no
DonÆt you tell me no
DonÆt you tell me no
Soul, I hear you calling
Oh baby please give a little respect to me
Due Respect has not been paid, The MGRL have recieved no access to Delve. Therefore we come before BoB with a 'Gift' of our own.
2006.04.11 20:09
Minmatar *** Rights League has declared war on Band of Brothers.
After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
The Gift of red-hot sticky blue-on-blue manlove.
But that's not all, this Mighty Conflict will be quite unlike any other, as the MGRL bring a number of martial innovations to this Roadtrip:
Ladyboys and Gentlemen, I am proud to announce the following wartime attractions:
'Qu33r Eye for the BoB Guy' - Glorious MGRL Leader 'Backdoor Bandit' runs a critical eye over the BoB fleet.
"ooh, Blacklight, That Navy Issue Raven is SO you"
"A poor effort there, DB Preacher, Faction gear is SO 2005, Officer mods are this years black"
"Ifni baby, Tell me you're not as quick as your Crusader in the sack"
'Star(fish) in their Eyes' - MGRL 2IC 'Colon Banger' Hosts a live-to-teamspeak Karaoke competion, featuring the following acts. (Possibly)
'SirMolle' Sings, 'I want it all' by MGRL favourites, Freddie Mercury and Queen.
'DigitalCommunist' Sings, Michael Jacksons 'Smooth Criminal' with a lovely 'Where's me Fed Mega gone?' Refrain.
'Fi T'Zeh' Sings, 'In the (BoB) Navy'
'The Fiddler' Sings..... Gah, this one is just too easy.
'Gritt Pebbledasher' Sings 'Get your hands off of my region Motherf****rs'
And many other fine hits. (Maybe)
And last but probably not least:
'Dancing on (Blue) Ice' Where valiant MGRL Reaper squadrons play slalom in the Delve Ice fields while shouting 'Chase me, Chase me' at hapless BoB bystanders.
But as if all this wasn't enough, The best is yet to come.
The MGRL are recruiting!
You too can stand up proud and join the fight.
THE FIGHT FOR GHEY RIGHTS!
All you need to do is prepare a nice Minmatar character, With the big black fist of Ghey Powah in the background, A suitable name (nothing overly offensive please) and send an application, and a suitable 'Donation' to aid the fight. Just remember, the recruiting call of the MGRL is 'Free Ships, Free Clones, Free Weapons. Try to keep those skillpoints below 30k.
Finally, A few words of Thanks.
Thanks to our 'Benefactor' for fronting the money for this war, You know who you are. We salute you for it.
Thanks to the MGRL fanclub at the London Eve-O meet. This war's In your honour.
Thanks to the current MGRL members. You guys are the best.
And Thanks to CCP for making such a superb game and not banning me from it.
Toodle pip.
P.S. If you're interested in the MGRL, Feel free to stop by the in-game channel 'Blue Oyster Bar'
P.P.S. On a more serious note, previous MGRL threads have attracted some resentment, While I respect your right to differ, BB and the MGRL are equal opportunity offenders, we make no distinction between Race,Colour,Gender,Nationality* or Sexuality, I mock you all equally. But I won't directly respond to people who actively seek to be offended. If you don't like it, don't read the Threads.
*Except the french.
Just kidding. Laters, Donut-punchers o/
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MGRL Eligibility Test |
HC MasiEEE
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:13:00 -
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HC MasiEEE
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jarack
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:15:00 -
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Backdoor my love!
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Ordep
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:15:00 -
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Edited by: Ordep on 11/04/2006 20:15:02
We are screwed....
Backdoors anyone ?
Still funny tho...
Made in Portugal
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StiZum Hilidii
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:16:00 -
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Edited by: StiZum Hilidii on 11/04/2006 20:16:15
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if it aint pink bs from mr blackwellt then it againt ***
your a rip off, of the original swining minmitar
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:17:00 -
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lmao, lovin the quotes
Phenomena of ironies, cast the litany aside
How intelligible, blessed be the forgetful |
HC MasiEEE
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:17:00 -
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And dont start again i look like him, he looks like me 
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HC MasiEEE
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Muffin Menace
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:18:00 -
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*Me looks at stockpile of Vasaline*
*Me ayes up the hossies'*
*Me rubs cheeks*
It's on. 
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Rexthor Hammerfists
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:20:00 -
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great :P,
to whom does i have to send a donation?
u gonna stay around agil, or come to delve too?
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Purple Conquered The World, We the Universe.
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:20:00 -
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Seems that we're in for some Brokeback Mountain action.
Yaaaaaaaar-haw! 
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Double TaP
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:21:00 -
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Truly RP'ing to the extreme. My favorite is the "Big black fist of *** powah!"
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DB Preacher
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:22:00 -
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HAH,
I never use faction items, I die too much 
dbp
Current RKK Ranking: (PSCAL6) Proficient Short Tanto
Drop by and say hi in Reikoku Forums.
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Bayroo
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:26:00 -
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Let me in this god damn Oyster Bar will ya! I bring gifts?
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Randay
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:37:00 -
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Ive stayed away from these mgrl threads so far but oh well, last I checked this wasnt the rp forums. try going up one if you want to offend less people.
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Umbriele
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Posted - 2006.04.11 20:40:00 -
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Edited by: Umbriele on 11/04/2006 20:41:00
Edited by: Umbriele on 11/04/2006 20:40:44
 Originally by: Viceroy
Seems that we're in for some Brokeback Mountain action.
Wasn't called Bareback Mountain?
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Distorted Angel
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:02:00 -
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/me swallows a fork
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I'm Mr Brightside
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Mei'Tai Wang
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:11:00 -
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♥ |
Lexor SLice
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:16:00 -
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why thank you bob, you managed to keep me out of the ******* song, i live to fight another day
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Stratego
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:21:00 -
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Edited by: Stratego on 11/04/2006 21:21:54
*hugs* Thank you thank you! Ill be in Tash-Murkon Prime, come get me. ;)
This drunkness is a drunkness of my own and does not represent the drunkness of my corp.
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BOB are BOB 5 are BOB and together we make BOOBIE5. |
Stratego
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:25:00 -
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Originally by: Backdoor Bandit
yaddayadda...
You forgot me, am i not ***** enough?! :(
And Gritt? One thing bothering our mains but my alt?!
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BOB are BOB 5 are BOB and together we make BOOBIE5. |
Gritt Pebbledasher
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:31:00 -
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Edited by: Gritt Pebbledasher on 11/04/2006 21:33:52
Edited by: Gritt Pebbledasher on 11/04/2006 21:33:29
Originally by: Stratego
Originally by: Backdoor Bandit
yaddayadda...
You forgot me, am i not ***** enough?! :(
And Gritt? One thing bothering our mains but my alt?!
Lies! 
Stratego is my alt...
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Hast
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:52:00 -
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if we rename the nol station to The Blue Oyster bar will you leave us alone then?
P.S. I need a makeover aswell 
I cheat in poker |
xStormwingx
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Posted - 2006.04.11 21:56:00 -
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omg! brokeback delve!
funny stuff. BoB's gonna have their...hands...um...full. 
:O |
j0sephine
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:00:00 -
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Eep. thank gods there's plenty of burly BoB men to err... take the brunt of this assault o.o;
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Nifel
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:09:00 -
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Originally by: j0sephine
Eep. thank gods there's plenty of burly BoB men to err... take the brunt of this assault o.o;
Ladies first...
"We wield swords for the sound of laughter that used to be there long ago."
RKK Ranking: (MIN13) Jata |
j0sephine
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:11:00 -
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NO WAI. that'd after all go against MGRL very nature... \o/
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Silinary
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: j0sephine
NO WAI. that'd after all go against MGRL very nature... \o/
Not really ... The've mentioned many times that they prefer flanking menuvers ...
No matter how fast you turn your head, you'll never even catch a glimpse of what is going on around you... |
Dianabolic
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Hast
if we rename the nol station to The Blue Oyster bar will you leave us alone then?
P.S. I need a makeover aswell
You may no longer dock at the Alamo, for even suggesting such a heathen thing.
eurgh.
Originally by: Thomas Jefferson
A society that will trade a little liberty for a little security will lose both and deserve neither
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Evil Edna
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:37:00 -
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hahaha oh man that post was funny
awesome pastiche of molles pretentious poem crap
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Aeaus
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:41:00 -
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I wonder if they'll try to "ransom," *shudder*
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Scalor Valentis
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:46:00 -
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BoB got Siddy
Bob is 110% more ghay than MGRL ever.
[23] Member: BoB Alt whoe
Lelos or Cocordokken! |
Rift Scorn
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:47:00 -
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let the penetration begin
/me sleeps on back for the duration
Your friendly clone activation expert, free of service to the eve community since '03! |
Philip Sterling
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:53:00 -
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bums to the wall, gentlemen. this fight could get pretty wierd...
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Kantar
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Posted - 2006.04.11 22:55:00 -
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Robert Dobbs
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Posted - 2006.04.11 23:27:00 -
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Love it.
Really, I Love it.
No, not that.
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Svett
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Posted - 2006.04.11 23:34:00 -
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does this mean i get to wear a strap-on?
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Miss Overlord
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Posted - 2006.04.11 23:41:00 -
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Originally by: Svett
does this mean i get to wear a strap-on?
a gang of iteron 3s is currenly being organised to come and access delve boys better be ready as those things will do some major damage
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Deathwing
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Posted - 2006.04.11 23:52:00 -
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With word of this up-comming war reaching the armies located in the southern regions of BoB's Personal Space, the general feeling at this time has gone from contempt and boredome to that of excitement and a general lust....for battle of course.
We know the Souther Regions of BoB's space is especially appealing to some alliances in eve but why it has facinated you so much seem to be a little different then the others.
Be warned MGRL, any attempt at penetration into BoB space shall be met with ultimate force and the BoB fleet shall squeeze down on you so hard it shall feel like your head is going to pop off.
Also should you also attempt any kind of invasion of BoB's Southern Regions be prepared to have whatever area you feel special to you invaded, pillaged and generaly lived in untill you cease hostilities towards "The Great South"
<Stavros> A MAN DRESSED AS SPIDERMAN KICKED MY ASS |
Klezz
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Posted - 2006.04.12 00:04:00 -
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Originally by: StiZum Hilidii
Edited by: StiZum Hilidii on 11/04/2006 20:16:15
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if it aint pink bs from mr blackwellt then it againt ***
your a rip off, of the original swining minmitar
There can be only 1
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Rebellion
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Posted - 2006.04.12 05:25:00 -
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I promise to play that song whenever I encounter MGRL in combat.
That you give me no reason
You know youÆre making me work so hard
That you give me no
That you give me no
That you give me no
That you give me no
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2006.04.12 06:51:00 -
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Edited by: Luc Boye on 12/04/2006 06:51:42
As a true-blood gallente I object your mockery of YMCA pilots in eve galaxy!
Come to delve and I'll show you my thorax
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djNME
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Posted - 2006.04.12 07:28:00 -
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lol.. lets me honest some of this shyt is funneh.
However no matter the content of the post or threads this corp makes.The posters char pic is the funniest shyt I have seen.Everytime I read a post a i smile a bit, but whn I look at that pic I just laugh and it's worth the click.
djNME
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Afonso Henriques
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Posted - 2006.04.12 07:52:00 -
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FIX alts 4tl
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Smith
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Posted - 2006.04.12 08:22:00 -
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Im Ghey
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Irimi Nage
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Posted - 2006.04.12 08:24:00 -
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I got a deimos called "Golden Shower" that quivers in anticipation of you coming on delve Bandit
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Sexual Chocolate
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Posted - 2006.04.12 08:46:00 -
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My Dominix, Sexual Domination is waiting for you... bid boys 
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djNME
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Posted - 2006.04.12 08:53:00 -
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Originally by: Sexual Chocolate
My Dominix, Sexual Domination is waiting for you... bid boys
Originally by: bobguy
I got a deimos called "Golden Shower" that quivers in anticipation of you coming on delve Bandit
lol, well MGRL you might just have your work cut out for you once your arrive then...
djNME
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Hackett
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Posted - 2006.04.12 09:13:00 -
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Originally by: Robert Dobbs
No, not that.
You are just trying to kid yourself. Hey don't worry - its 2006 man ;)
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Mankind mkII
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Posted - 2006.04.12 09:24:00 -
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Originally by: Aeaus
I wonder if they'll try to "ransom," *shudder*
Dont think they will want to ransom more like ram some 
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Sun Ra
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Posted - 2006.04.12 09:26:00 -
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Can i join?
Arcane Frankologies - 'plz stop guys it's xmas' |
King Leonidas
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Posted - 2006.04.12 09:28:00 -
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Originally by: Sun Ra
Can i join?
You would SO slot right into them.
King
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Afonso Henriques
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Posted - 2006.04.12 09:44:00 -
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Originally by: Sun Ra
Can i join?
better talk to fix to see if its ok
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Lowa
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:33:00 -
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LMFAO!
Nice to see someone making an effort to be different!
Cheers,
LOWA - just another airport message...
NSN - Forcing EVE reviewers to mine since 2003! |
DarkZaion
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:36:00 -
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backdoor bandit, u guys always ***** me up,
i love the qoute funny as hell
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Joan Smith
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:37:00 -
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Originally by: Sun Ra
Can i join?
in the man love or ....
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Uther Doull
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:38:00 -
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lol this stuff is pure comedy
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liquidism
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:41:00 -
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/me hands out free lube
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:42:00 -
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Edited by: Lianhaun on 12/04/2006 11:42:24
For once in my life I wish I was a man 
*cuddles with Kryztal*
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Fi T'Zeh
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Posted - 2006.04.12 11:43:00 -
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Originally by: Lianhaun
Edited by: Lianhaun on 12/04/2006 11:42:24
For once in my life I wish I was a man
*cuddles with Kryztal*
screen shots plz.
....
Real men use blasters |
Nira Li
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Posted - 2006.04.12 12:07:00 -
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I got 3 holes, will that make you confused? 
You Will Cry My Name
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Leilani Solaris
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Posted - 2006.04.12 12:17:00 -
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<3 MGRL, just keep away from me... i saw how you looked at me at the meet 
I haven't got a new sig yet :)
http://triad.eve-killboard.net/
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Luc Boye
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Posted - 2006.04.12 12:18:00 -
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Originally by: Fi T'Zeh
Originally by: Lianhaun
Edited by: Lianhaun on 12/04/2006 11:42:24
For once in my life I wish I was a man
*cuddles with Kryztal*
screen shots plz.
agree ^^
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Scalor Valentis
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Posted - 2006.04.12 15:17:00 -
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Please stop giving q3ar eyes for BoB and Pay Siddy a royalties for gheynes. Siddy holds all rights for ghey(tm), Lesed from his good mr Blackwell (FinFleet)
Failed to do so, will result in general ghay pilots strike for whole EVE ghaylaxy, as Siddy is headan of RHSoTS and H.O.M.O. organisations (Raging h0mosexuals on TeamSpeak and H0msexuals of Matari Origins) and you will get his laywers on your ... backdoor.
Also, you need to ask aprovement for your organisaton operation from Mr Blackwell, before it will become oficialy recodnised!
Have a nice day sir!
[23] Member: BoB Alt whoe
Lelos or Cocordokken! |
Sergeant Spot
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Posted - 2006.04.12 16:40:00 -
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Originally by: Lianhaun
Edited by: Lianhaun on 12/04/2006 11:42:24
For once in my life I wish I was a man
*cuddles with Kryztal*
Visit one of your finer local **** retailers, and you should be able to purchase a module that can strapped on to add a key part.
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ph33rf4ct0ry
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Posted - 2006.04.12 17:46:00 -
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is it USB?
Member of the POST WITH YOUR MAIN SOCIETY |
smallgreenblur
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Posted - 2006.04.12 18:34:00 -
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*wonders how long before ghey becomes banned as well as ***...*
sgb
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